>go the gym >cute receptionists that i really like is working

Depends how she said it. You got a 50/50 chance you autismo don't fuck this up

>>40375516
BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPFFFPHHFFFTPTWEEEEE

Best ice breaker

Women normally don't joke about that unless they're bullying the fat retarded kid in middle school

"Hey so I've always wanted to check out *insert bar here*, do you wanna come along?"
Blah blah blah
"Cool, give me your number and well figure it out"

On the way out ask her for either coffee or her number. I cannot believe this is so hard for some of you.

OP are you fat and retarded?

Work out and then leave.

The gym isn't a fucking dating service.

>>40375534
i'm not fat but i'm pretty dyel

>>40375558
Then you're in. Just don't be an autistic faggot about it.

>>40375525
This actually works, I do this all the time.

see if shes looking at you when you go out
if its the case say jokingly and smiling : "so you're ready or should I wait till you finish?"

if she was joking earlier say : "okay my gf must be waiting"

>>40375553
I agree. Lifting 4 girls is so 2012, OP.

>>40375612
>2012+5
>still lifting for girls

Just ask if you could suck her dick, bro.

>walk up to reception after workout
>so have you decided where we're going for dinner tonight or should i pick
>sweet whats your number

Ez

>>40375524
kind of smiling and then looked at the floor. did she mean it or am i imagining things?

>>40375516
>went to gym last night
>incredibly cute white guy i've been eyeing is back again tonight
>obviously leg day for him
>lusting after him but being friends is ok too
>muster up courage to introduce myself, suppressing the sperg and admit that his presence inspires me to work out harder and pull the "would you like to train me sometimes" line
>he smiles and admits he noticed me and thinks i've made lots of progress
>asks for my digits so we can coordinate

he called me early this morning but i didn't answer the phone because i was in the shower. wat do

>>40375638
Even if you are imagining just take the chance my dude. Worst thing is she isnt into it in which case you walk off smiling like it doesnt matter and continue improving your life.

Every ancestor youve ever had managed to get there dick wet under significantly worse conditions. You can do it my dude

>>40375638
either she is intimidated and you can enjoy or she cut the joke hoping you wont get to far in your autismo

>>40375516

she jokes back at every guy that walks through the door, it's her job you fucking moron.

if you even try to talk to her on the way out except to say goodbye you're going to make a fool of yourself. enjoy your last day ever at that gym.

>>40375685
like i said i'm pretty dyel. only been working for a few months. besides that i'm only like 5'8 and she is pretty much the same height so i don't think she is intimidated by me at all. there are tons of much bigger guys here that even make me uncomfortable

>>40375696
that was what i thought at first but that "we can work something out" line confused the fuck out of me and made me thing that she wasn't actually joking. wouldn't she just laugh and not say anything if she was?

fuck me, trying to understand this social interaction mind games from women is fucking hard man.

>>40375641
Call him back you cuckboi

>>40375704
Dude just go for it seriously, you're DYEL by our standards but maybe not to normies. Just take the chance, even if she says no, oh well, she's obviously not a bitch because of the way she took the first joke

shes just fishing for a bigger tip. Sorry man

ask her what her plans are after work you sperg, its valentines. if she says she's free then ask her out for dinner, if she's got plans then you avoid a fuck up and can carry on as normal. also report back.

nothing to lose boyo.

>>40375757
OP wants to be pegged.

>>40375714

i didn't mean to be so rough on you, friend, just tough love. the fact you're putting so much thought into this does mean, however, that you are not ready to take initiative. just walk out when you leave and say goodbye while making solid eye contact. if by chance she attempts to chat you up or makes mention of your interaction before then just talk to her. ask her when she gets off and if she wants to get some grub. keep it simple.

>>40375516
just ask if she's serious all flirty like

>>40375586
>haha okay well my gf must be waiting, she's totally really a person not making this up pls believe me im not lonely

This is the most autistic thing you can possibly do, OP. Don't listen to Anon.

OP here

well she was there when i was leaving and saw me so i couldn't just leave. had no idea what to say so i just pretended i wanted to pay for the next month in advance so i had a way to start the conversation.

>was it what you said before just a joke or did you mean it?
>"did you?"
>great more mind games
>told her i'll be honest and that i suck at trying to decipher this small talk and that she should give it to me straight
>she starts laughs and says "i can tell"
>tells me to relax
>hands me over receipt
>just as i was about to ask her when she's done and if she wants to grab a drink or something she asked me out for a dinner
>agreed, got her number and i left

meeting her in a few hours in front of a gym once she's done with her shift. i'm already having second thought about this. haven't been this nervous since i had to talk before the whole school and it makes me want to cancel everything.

i've never been on any date let alone had a gf before. i'm extremely nervous about all of this and i'll probably look like the biggest idiot. should i tell her all of this to lower her expectations or what? pretty sure she will be able to tell almost instantly, if she doesn't already.

>>40376920
just get a little buzzed before you meet her

>>40376920
Chill out.
Imagine you're just going out with a bro or close friend. Talk about your life, ask about her life. Interest, hobbies, likes, dislikes, movies, any pets, siblings, childhood, embarrassing moments, etc. The whole point of going out before beginning a relationship is getting to know each other and seeing if you click.
It's like a flirty interview.

Don't tell her about your insecurities or anything like that it's a turn off. Girls want a guy who is confident. You don't have to actually be confident just don't act like you're scared.
Good luck bro.

>>40376920
Its fine OP, you cant expect to be an alpha chad thundercock with no experience over a couple hours. If things go well thats great, otherwise learn from the experience to get better.

>>40376920
good luck op, take it easy, it's harder to fuck up than to do well in a date, just limit the amount of words you're going to say

example
>so how did you get that job?
>i just left my resume and since i know the manager it was easy to get it

instead of
>yeah, i know the manager, i went to school with him, we did all this stuff together, etc, so i applied and he talked with his superior, etc

>walk up to her
>"hey"
>"hey"
>"so would you want to go out with me sometime"
>"sure anon I'd love that"
>"that's great when are you free" etc

it's not that hard

>>40375516
stay in there until her shift is over

>>40376920
She already said "I can tell" so she's got you figured out that much. You can be honest with her and say you're nervous, it's OK anon. You've done well so far, at the very least you'll have had a first date.

>>40376920
youre a fucking autistic retard that had your work cut for you, im literally as jealous as someone could possibly be
post body pics so i can goal what i have to achieve to get a gf easily despite being retarded
thanks god bless

>>40376920
flex your lats at her, bitches love latspread

>>40375908
thats the fucking joke.

>>40377090
yeah i'll probably just come clean asap because it will probably help me relax and not constantly overthink every single thing i'm about to say

>>40377125
i look like someone who doesn't lift in clothes. like i said before, i've only started a few months ago

>>40375908
Its not autistic since she was the one who made this gf up in the first place
if you joke while saying that its okay and not pitiful

>>40377160
no dont come clean anon, ffs, its like the number one rule, you do not come clean about shit
lie through your fucking teeth so you can appear normal, fake it until you make it

she asked you out my man, just contain your autismo and you will be having a mervelous night

>>40376920
Well if you aren't full of shit,

the fact she was the one to ask you, and told you to relax, means she notices that you are nervous; she probably thinks it's cute.

Don't throw any of your insecurities on her. Just try to relax. She seems somewhat aggressive, she's the one who initiated it. She see's something in you that you don't see in yourself (given the fact she's willing to give you a chance, and you're so nervous and insecure you wont even give your own self a chance out of fear)

Suck it up, go to the dinner. Talk about the gym, and whatever other shit. Maybe if you are lucky she will suggest going to her place or yours, follow the subtle hints. Stop asking questions and just go with it. Stop doubting yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR35bcS_j-s
make sure you do this before the date

>>40375516
What a fucking beta-male you little fucking faggot are, a girl asks you such a thing on valentine's day and you pussy you to your little locker room to seek the safety and advice of the online image board you visit on a regular basis, you fucking degenerate fucking autistic oxygen thief, alright you fucking socially-awkward-with-girls fucking loser, kill your fucking slef already

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>>40377298
>girl asks you such a thing on valentine's day and you pussy you to your little locker room to seek the safety and advice of the online image board you visit on a regular basis
delete this please

At this point do not depreciate yourself at all : "Im a little nervous" if you want

>>40377160
first off, good job on not sperging out OP. You actually did well for not knowing how to talk to women.

definitely do not tell her you've never had a gf, especially not on the first date. If anything, just tell her you've never had a serious relationship, it'll come off better.

Otherwise, just ask her about herself, by learning about where she's from and shit or where she went to school hopefully you can relate in some way and continue the conversation.

Good luck buddy.

>>40377147
I know that's the joke, but OP's apparently an aspie when he gets nervous and needs it cut out.

>>40377174
It's like you guys don't even want OP to make it.

Take it easy OP, she's already into you. Don't conjure up an image of how you think you should be for her to be interested, you're already well on your way. When you get nervous to the point of autismo traits, just remember: You already manned the fuck up enough to land a date, you're gonna be fine.

>>40376974
This
Drink a couple beers or something

>>40376920
idiot ,thats what everyone feel before first date but how can u fking get gf if u always shit ur panties,maybe u can get sum sexy time tonight ,GL bro.

done posting here because this. if it doesn't work then at least i'll be able to laugh at this for my entire life

>>40377647
nah, i'm driving there

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>>40377735
i'm dumb

>>40377735
Get there earlier and drink them in the car fargot
Also keep us updated

>>40377763
Is this real? Jesus christ

>>40377772
Meant for
>>40377759

>>40377759
post more convincing screenshots next time

>>40377777
YOU BLEW IT

>>40377759
This is too weird to not be real

>>40377777
holy quints

checked

Hi OP's potential gf!

>>40377759
Is this real?

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>>40377759
If that's real you're a really lucky guy, congrats

>>40377759

You now realize that: >>40377298 could have been her shitposting to fuck with you.

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>>40377759
First Quentin x Laura, now this

>>40377777
Wew

>>40376920
>had no idea what to say

But you asked what to say and were provided with quality material here:
>>40375545
>>40375635
Why didnt you just fucking say one of those things you complete retard?

>>40377759
W E W
E
W

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>>40377298
>>40377820
>>40377759
Damn. No words.

SO FUCKING HAPPY TO HAVE STOPPED BROWSING /B/ FIT IS THE BEST FUCKING BOARD

>>40375670
That was strangely motivational

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>>40377759
YOU LITTLE SHIT!

Congrats. Now that you know she's one of us, you can relax. Just be yourself. Not your 4chan self, just yourself. Have fun, be respectful, but be a man as well. You got this, bro.

Have fun with the new girl.

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>>40377759
What the actual fuck? Is that for real? Please OP, confirm this is real?? What the fuck is happening with /fit/? Quantin and Laura and now this wtf I'm going to kill myself

>>40375516
Asking "does your wife/husband/boyfriend/girlfriend..." is a really obvious way of showing interest. Just ask her on a date you mong she clearly wants you to

>>40377883
what's quantin and laura, what did I miss?

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>>40375704
Ask yourself if she's out of your league.
If she isn't, at least go talk to her, ask her what she's doing today.
If she's dropping hints then ask her if she wants to do something tonight. This isn't high school, she's not going to tell everyone in school that she rejected you, she will let you down lightly.
It's also ok to be friends with girls, you don't have to lay pipe into every girl you're friendly to
Just make sure that you at least act like your feelings aren't hurt

>>40377867
without doubt. my only criticism is the lack of lifting related shit. just a few more threads with solid advice would be great. every now an then we get a thread that completely covers a certain topic and provides actual great advice but they are rare.

>>40377883
Yesterday's thread, look up in the archive, some autist (Quantin) got Laura from Tinder to post a picture with timestamp on the thread

>>40377897
>>40377915

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>>40377759
I REFUSE

>>40377897
Quantin was an accidental and now. intentional mispelling of Quentin, a guy who found Laura, an archeology student, on tinder and posted screenshots of the conversation after using the "bone to examine" line. Then he gave laura the link to the thread

>>40377899
I mainly do bodyweight, so recently i have my "comfy place" of advices and guides.

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>>40375704
>he thinks is body is all that matters to a girl
It's all about your FACE boyo, if you have a good FACE and you're not obese or anorexic you're g2g

>>40377932
> intentional mispelling
I see what you did there, wasn't intentional though

>>40377759
If this is legit then St. Valentine's blessings are truly upon ye on this day anon

>>40377759
>Undercover potential gf

FUCKIN LEG IT M8

>>40377963
t. manlet

it's all about your HEIGHT, faggot

>big fan of the site

who said that?
is that even possible?

give us an update OP

>>40377915
who's gonna find such a thread among over a thousand archived threads?, noty

>>40378083
CTRL + f "archeology"

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OP is making it

Godspeed you magnificent bastard

>>40376920
celebration party?

you made it, you fucktard

>>40378150
I can't find it anon. Even googled it and it says 404 thread not found. pls halp

>>40378018
t. uggo lanket

>>40378197
>>40363449

it was there, you're too late sry anon

>>40378229
has anyone screencapped it?

>>40378240
Yeah, probably yes

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>>40377759
You're my hero, OP. Don't fuck this up.

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>>40377759

>>40376920
Fuck Yes OP!
good on you, proud of you bro, even if nothing comes of it, it's a step in the right direction.
You've done more than me, keep it up and you'll keep on making it.

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>>40377759
If this isn't fake, godspeed OP.

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>>40377759
Wow, surprising to say the least.

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>>40376920

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>>40377759
christ

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>>40375546
This is really the only answer. Just say what you want.

>I want to take her on a date tonight
"Hey, do you want to go get coffee with me?"
"That sounds fun, when?"
"How about tonight?"

Then you set up a time and date and tell her you'll see her later. The only hard part is hiding your boner in your waistband. Guys are neurotic when it comes to asking girls out. Just chill out and communicate!

>>40375585
Yep. Women always comment on my pristine diet after one of these.

>>40375553
Why do you autists think it's taboo to talk to a girl at the gym? You can meet girls literally anywhere, it's not a big deal.

>>40378531
That's the problem. Most of us have problems communicating with people, that's the hard part for me, at least. And the rejection, maybe, each time I get rejected I sink deeper in depression.

>>40375586
Do not do this... This sounds confusing as fuck even to me and I already know you're trying to ask her out. Jesus, OP, do not say any of this. Never lie about dumb shit like that.

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>>40376920
>>40378517

>>40375641
Send him a dick pic and ask, "Does this look like something you might be interested in?"

>>40375696
>you're going to make a fool out of yourself.

By respectfully asking a cute girl out? If she says no, the only way you can be a creep is by continuing to try. You are retarded and probably don't get pussy very often. Being in a long term relationship doesn't count.

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>>40376920

>mfw there is hope for us all, after all

I hope it's my turn soon ;_;

>>40376920
THIS IS GREAT NEWS. SHE LIKES YOU.

If a girl isn't sure you need to woo her, act smooth, do all the other shit you don't know how to do.

THIS GIRL ALREADY LIKES YOU. Your only job is to not change that until you smash.

Dinner - pick a couple of places you like and know and ask her which of them she wants to go to. You get points for choosing while not being pushy.

When you go out ask questions. Just keep asking questions. How long have you worked at the gym? What do you want to do? What do you enjoy? Keep the focus on her. Find her fascinating. Compliment her. Remember you're already in, you just don't want to change that.

>>40377759
if you become a couple.. dont even try to trip or post a pic of both of you. dont be a stupid fuck

>>40376920
Maybe during the date, I would say, "I actually didn't want to pay for the next month then, I was just trying to find a good reason to talk to you, haha."

>should I tell her I'm a nervous wreck?
NO! DO NOT SPILL YOUR PURSE ON HER! It's ok to be nervous, just stop over thinking everything.
Take stock of your situation:
>she took the initiative to talk to you
>you both agreed that you're interested in each other
>she thinks enough of you to be alone with you for a couple hours

Relax, man. Good job on working up the courage to talk to her. Enjoy the date, and remember that if you try to impress her, you won't. Just get to know her, and see if she's someone you would like to spend more time with.

>>40377759
How are you chatting with her on your phone if you didn't have her number yet?

>>40378564
Yeah, I understand and advice is always easier to give than to take. Communication just takes practice, honestly. I used to be terrible at small talk, until I just started practicing with strangers. Took me a while, but I eventually got really comfortable with it, and I'm less nervous about chatting up women. The thing that helped me most was understanding that most people like to be friendly and kind.

>>40378743
I lurked more. Never mind. Good luck, OP.

>>40378779
Are you the guy that started to talk to everyone at bus stops, etc? If yes, saw you the other day in a thread, very inspiring

>>40378888
Nice digits,
Do you have to link to that thread?

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>"maybe I can be your girlfriend tonight" actually happened

I think OP cannot post anymore, if that was real. She would see everythink he is thinking. Also it would be mean

If it was real he wouldn't post the screencap of their conversation on the thread you fucking morons

>>40377759
include me in the reddit screen cap

>>40379074
thats the joke
good god /fit/ become chit

>>40377837
Whats that Story about? I missed it

>>40377759
fake

>>40375641
Call him back, dummy.
>Hey, sorry, I was in the shower. What's up?

>>40379074
hey I like that film

>>40377759
>people thinking this could be real

Why the fuck would OP both have the receptionist's number and the ability to poorly MS paint two fake screenshots together into one picture on his phone?

>>40375641
two hole? three hole?

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>>40379567
Unironically one of my favorite movies of all time. It's so effortlessly funny and lighthearted while handling supposedly heavy subject matter, the dissonance only makes it more hilarious.
>what if it was one guy with six guns

>>40379752
agreed, and the russian mafia shoot-out scene in the hotel was fucking hilarious
it was so tongue in cheek about it being a campy TV trope, which is a theme that carries out through a fair bit of it too
>that pic
do critics even know what they're doing anymore lmao

>>40379582

>Assuming OP stands around outside the gym she works at for hours until her shift is done
Fucking spastic

>>40375585
>>40375525
I do this every time I walk into a room. The last day I didn't get laid was the day before I started doing this.

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ITT: LARPing faggots

>>40376920
Post current body nigger

>>40377759
YOU FUCKING WHAT M8

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>>40377759

>>40377125
under-rated post

>>40377759
/fit/ never ceases to amaze me

fuckin hell, just when i think ive seen it all

>>40381362
are you the receptionist?

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>This thread

what a disaster