Could you fight him and win?
He's 6'6.
>>40372445
jumping headbutt to the solar plexus and he'll be down for the count
>>40372445
Jesus how is someone that tall fat?
how much food do you have to cram down your gullet at that point?
>>40372445
I'd just kick him in the balls then leg it.
>>40372486
>how much of a faggot do i need to be to criticise someone about something so trite
>>40372445
Are you talking about a battle of wits? Frankly, I could not fight him, because I do find it becoming to attack (intellectual) children.
Fight him with what? Can I pick a knife or gun?
yeah im only 11 inches shorter
>>40372445
I'm only 5.8 but I could take him easily. He looks like a car salesman and I'm an amateur kickboxer.
>>40372445
He has relatively small and soft looking hands.
He carries the weight in his weight well from the looks of him and his size is partially a conscious decision then him being a lazy fat ass.
I can probably take him if I don't let him get a good hold on me
It's kinda obvious that he's a tackler and grappler.
>>40372543
Correction: "do find it" should of course be "do not find it". Such is the inevitable indignity of composition on the cumbersome apparatus known as a "smart phone".
>>40372584
>He carries the weight in his weight
>>40372564
You're delusional
I'm 6'5 and 230 lbs and when I started doing kickboxing I wrecked all those manlet amateurs
I lost to the very advanced manlets a lot though but once i reached amateur level I beat them
>>40372445
He would never be able to sneak up on me, I would hear him coming a mile away.
With ease
*teleports behinds him*
*unleashes the 99th chakra seal*
*banishes his soul to oblivion*
pssh the bigger they are...
>>40372521
Oh sorry, did his body shaming trigger you? Go suck on an exhaust pipe
>>40372814
Hi Jimmy
I'd run straight into him and headbutt his balls
>>40372589
>""""Smart Phone""""
Do you mean a media navigation device possessed of intelligent qualities, brainlet?
>>40372445
>Slam the door open while shouting like a beast
>Baseball bat his head untill desired result
>Do ubove while he is shitting
>>40372445
I don't know. I'd rather fuck him to be honest.
My smaller frame and superior intellect will fell this brute. Brain beats brawn every time
>>40372445
how does one get that fat at 6'6" jesus christ
>>40372445
a swift kick to the nuts will bring any mortal to his knees
>6'6, great face
>Still manage to fuck it up to the point where you get a manFUPA
>>40372445
just cut off his legs
No i think he would destroy me
>>40372486
Fair point. He literally must eat ALL day
>>40372445
Post more of this massive bear.
yep
just one braaaaaaaaap and he's dead
>>40374358
how do those clips work?