Umm, why are you lifting again?

>tfw big ass and hands and good hair and built
>tfw manlet with eh teeth who wears the same shti all the time

Hands? The fuck
No girls ever slept with a guy because his hands caught her eye.

>>40372172
Naw

Bitches love hands, man. Hands and forearms. Big fans.

Girls don't know what they want. The list could easily be in opposite order and still be true.

>crooked teeth and eyes
>5'8

Whew close one

>tfw moderate underbite and jacked teeth

I have a several month gap between employmen coming up next year and am sitting on a lot of money from my job. Should I just smash my jaw up and get it over with?

>>40372153
>tfw 6'0 with nice hair and bright blue eyes

>>40372153
>never smile and being perpetually tired makes my eyes look emotionless
Fug

>>40372172
I get compliments on mine all the time. Women do that thing where they say "ooo look at your hands! let me see.." and then they compare theirs to yours by pressing them together.
> this is how girls flirt.

>>40372203
if there's any underage out there, you better get your asses to an orthodontist and fix them ugly janked up teeth with braces before you get too old for insurance to cover it. it becomes "cosmetic" surgery after like 21 or so and costs over $6k

How the hell does one make eye-gains?

>>40372842
contacts

Need to get my teeth whitened, damn

>>40372153
Asking women is bullshit, they lie and/or have no idea what they want.
Asking only 204 women.
Asking them on some Facebook poll bullshit.

changes everytime bro, every source has a different list.

the most consistent one i've found is broad shoulders & height which is in like 99% of the lists near the top.

>eyes
I have hazel eyes, bretty gud desu
>smile
Been told I have a nice smile, but it might be shit too so rip
>teeth
They're not yellow or anything
>height
REEEE TFW UBER MANLET AT 5'5"
>hands
FUUUCK I HAVE TINY GIRL HANDS

>listening to what women say and not watching what they do

I sure see more ripped guys who are jerks getting laid compared to guys with eyes

>>40372842
Find the light.

>>40372153

>implying women know what the fuck they look at first and can logically prioritize what they are actually paying attention to.

OP plz call 1-855-cmon-now

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because it's the only time when i'm not depressed and suicidal. too bad i can't work out for entire day and then sleep the rest of the time.

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>tfw really blue eyes
>tfw out of nowhere compliments from strangers sometimes
>tfw some people say eye contact with me is too intense

MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MINDS NORMIES

>>40372153
>Men's Health.
>Women
>Knowing what they want.

Yeah cuz a bitch will sleep with a homeless guy if he has blue eyes, or will be delighted to go home with Adonis only to look at his micro penis.

first thing /fit/ notices when seeing a woman

>floor

>>40372842
Learn to "smile" with your eyes

>>40372153
Good thing I only need 1 not 204.
Also women lie to themselves.

>>40372842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff7nltdBCHs

Thank god i don't lack in any of these areas

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>Blue eyes
>Blond hair
>Big lips
>Average teeth
>5'6

>>40372153
Because I can't deadlift my eyes a different colour?

>>40372153
>smile
im fucked

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I LIFT FOR MIRES

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>tfw going 15k into credit debt for cosmetic surgery and braces because your personality is so garbage looks is the only way anyone would even bother with me

>tfw about to get braces
>after getting them removed I will have to get like 8 of my teeth basically rebuilt
>it's all going to cost an average 1 year salary in my country
it better be worth it

tfw yellow teeth

why havnt they invented fake , rock hard, white teeth yet to replace mine

why arent there companies offering a 1ml thick pure white ceramic covering over your teeth

>>40373950
They're called veneers

>>40373682
^^^^^

>>40373718
>tfw some people say eye contact with me is too intense
Start singing "Behind Blue Eyes" by the Who

>>40372153
THAT right there is some massive amount of bullshit.It's as legit as 90% of bodyfat charts out there

>>40373726
kek

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>>40372842

laser like eye contact. gotta focus on their own eyes. look at their pupils, try to see if its dilated or not.

imagine if you will, that she is actually getting wet while you talk to her. she actually wants your dick, but you're not quite giving her the d yet. you're teasing her playfully.

that smile and look in your eyes of flirtatiousness is crucial, otherwise it's all a sham, and you don't really want it.

pic related

asking women anything about relationships is stupid

for fishing advice, would you ask the fish or the fisherman?

>>40374257
Fish don't want to be caught

Women do

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>>40374363
>Women do
I hate to tell you but no, thats incorrect
If they just wanted to be caught they would settle for the first guy who came up, this is something they dont do

They want to be chased and eventually maybe settle for the best guy out there but being caught isnt on the agenda

>Source
Biology, females pick mates and reject suitors
Dating sites, women have a ~5% approval rating of men and the response rate is across the board very low.

>>40372153
>height that far up
>hygiene and package that far down

this is a prime example of chicks just saying the most generic shit so people won't think they're degenerate sluts

>>40372153
>package
>1 response
These women obviously didn't answer honestly.

>>40372153
They don't notice ugly people at all

>>40372172
dude tons of girls like my hands, and they're just really bony and you can see the tendons

>>40372153

Yes becuase what women say they want and what they actully want are the same fucking thing.

Thats why "nice guys" get all the pussy amirite?

>>40372153
>Style
Style = aesthetic
Aesthetic = Body
Therefore body = style

If your body is shit, even if your clothes are on point, your style won't be as good unless your body looks good in them clothes.

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>>40374223

>>40372153

the first three things a woman notices on a man...are the things literally right in front of her eyes that she could not possibly miss. interesting creatures, they are.

>>40372153
>Umm, why are you lifting again?
to look in the mirror and touch myself duh.

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>tfw been getting more and more red veins in my eyes over the years
>you don't notice when they appear but once they do, they're permanent
>only fix is surgery

>>40373284
>hazel

Code word for brown, aka shit.

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>>40372153
>all that cope

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>manlet with bad teeth and perma bags under his eyes

>>40372153
Ok now read the list starting from the bottom and you got what women really look at first

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>dead fish eyes and permanent bags (thanks STEM)
>a post ITT reminded that I have red veins all over my eyes too
>don't smile often, virtually permanent frown
>teeth are more or less ok
>average hair
>5'7

>>40372153
>FIRST THING I NOTICED ABOUT HIM GUURRLLL WAS HIS SENSE OF HUMOR
>WAAAAY BEFORE I EVEN KNEW THIS PERSON PHYSICALLY EXISTED

It's another list confirming women as liars

>>40372153
Cross eyed, bald, 5'10" or 11" and I hate my smile

Not necessarily about women but if I don't like myself I don't know why I'd expect a woman to

>>40372153
I lift to curb my crippling anxiety

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>>40374877
Does it work?

>>40374913
Works better than the medication I was taking, unless i stop working out, then it gets pretty bad again, but manageable.
Also dont drink alcohol very often : )

>>40372172
They're not going to fuck you just because you have good hands, but they definitely will avoid fucking you if you have bad hands

Remember, those hands are going to be on them. They don't want their bodies being grabbed by some hideous deformed claws

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>>40372172
Apparently hands are to women what feet are to men.

>>40375187
...unimportant to everyone except fetishists??!?

>>40375218
>except fetishists

Which constitute something like 60% of the gender, according to conservative estimates.
Also, even if you don't want them in your face or on your cock, you'll probably prefer a girl with shapely slender well kept feet instead of flat-soled potatoes with square toes and bitten nails, no?

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>>40372153
>been stopped on the street several times because of my eyes
>sometimes by real hot mammas
>i have somewhat fucked teeth so not really confident
>smile awkwardly and go on

NOONE KNOWS WHAT IS LIKE TO BE A SAD MAN BEHIND BLUE EYES

At least I'm getting braces soon.

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>>40372153
>nice eyes
>great smile
>good teeth
>not a manlet
>bitch girly hands

im never going to make it

>>40372153
>tfw 6'2, blue eyes, nice hair and teeth
>tfw baby hands
its not fucking fair. Fucking toddler hands

>>40373284
>>40376242
>>40376257
>tfw your son will never be an athlete because of your baby hand genetics

>>40372842
Kill your best friend

>>40372153
>n=204 on a public facebook poll
>scientific validity
pick one and only one

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>tfw your intelgence catches a girls eye

>>40373950
Use whitening strips

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>>40374223

>>40372237
That's flirting?! Fuck me.

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The halo effect makes all of the rest of it look better.

>>40372248
>This
my parents didnt give a shit about my teeth and now i look like a hillbilly vampire, go on kiddies

>>40373910
It is brah trust me got mine on at 20 years old now 22 and everyone I know has complimented my smile or I caught them mirin

>>40373295
I bet most of them have eyes

>>40373284
It's ok, you can still be president.

>>40372153
>RESPONSES

Wow it's fucking nothing.

If you knew anything about women, you'd know that women have no fucking idea what the fuck they want.

Go ahead and ask your girlfriend for advice about women. They'll tell you to buy a girl flowers on the first date, hold doors open for them, and treat them nicely; all ways to land your ass squarely in the friend zone. A much better indicator of what women want is their BEHAVIOR which suggests exactly the fucking opposite of what they outwardly say.

>>40372153
>eyes
Blue with a bit of gold around the pupil
>smile
My smile never really grew out of the stoic emo edgelord look from mid 2000s
>teeth
All here, no cavities, not yellow
>height
6'5
>hands
Manual laborer + guitarist, so beefy and caloused to fuck

I know I won't make it, brahs, leave me behind while you still can

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>eyes rated highest
i guess im good then

>>40372153
Because Moving The Weight is a spiritual experience.

>>40372153
>tfw disgusting plastic looking fat sausage hands
IT'S COS I HAD FUCKING XENOESTROGENS IN MY DIET WHEN I WAS A KID
FUCK

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r8 my eyes

>>40378020
soulless sociopath shark eyes

t. brown eyelet

>>40372185
kek, this

>>40372172
Because I don't stop at first looks.
faggot

>>40372153
>tfw eczema around eyes and bags under em
kill me. kill me now.

Makes sense, a girl from tinder I'm meeting wanted to confirm that I had the same blue eyes from my photos and had good teeth. It all makes sense now

>>40372153
guess this means there's hope for a manlet like me.
Shame that my eyes show I'm dead inside.

>>40372237
>girls flirting is male autism

What the fuck

>>40374090
lol i think u mean limp bizkit

>>40372153
Even though this is bait, I will respond.

Because despite my plain brown eyes, my crooked smile and slightly fucked teeth, and my manlet status when I can let out a few manly grunts and move over 300lbs by myself in a real world scenario, you can smell the panties melting.

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>>40376290
kek

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>>40374515
under-rated
plus if youre fat your eyes and jawline will ruin your face.
height will also be thrown off by flabby build.

>>40372153
I only care about the 7 girls that said shoulders and arms. But my eyes do change between all shades of green/hazel, even yellow sometimes and I can see girls get lost in them. They just blank out.

>>40372153
because i play rugby and i want to steamroll my way through scrum halfs and other assorted twinks to get the meat pie DESU

women are a meme

>>40372153

> implying women are even capable of answering this question honestly

>>40372153
>eyes
Fuck do i love my gray blue eyes. I can't even tell you how many times girls have commented on my eyes.

Feel bad for you bros with ass eyes desu

>>40372153
>What girls say they want
>What gurls actually want
>Thinking these are the same
>Shiggydiggy

>>40378884
Rugby is GOAT

Although I'm a twink wing, so I just do leg day everyday with a bit of upper body thrown in.

>>40379004
that's the way my boy

though don't forget that the biggest and best player of all time (jonah lomu) was also a winger, if you can retain as much of your speed as possible being big on the wing is legit

>>40372237
>Mfw always comparing hands with grills because they are huge
Bitches LOVE them some manly hands, bonus points if they are soft but still have calluses

>>40372153
>tfw handlet

>>40372153
really brah, hygene catches he eye, or your eyes for that matter if you're not looking at her. sense of humor if she hasn't yet spoken to you ? ok brah

>>40373726
underrated

>>40377968
Never seen eyes like that before.

>>40372237

Wait, what?

HOLY SHIT. SO MANY THINGS MAKE SENSE NOW

>>40376290
kek
underrated

>>40372153
Complete bullshit, a woman really doesn't give a shit about look as men do. They need to know if you have status or money.

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>>40372153
Yeah, and I'm completely honest when I say what I notice first is their smile

>>40372153
Caught my eye until I saw "Men's Health" at the bottom. Might as well say "Daily Mail" or "National Enquirer" at the bottom.

Also, girls will fucking lie when some douche with a clipboard stops them on the street for some inane questionaire.

What girl is going to say "yeah, a great big fucking dick. A pusling, veiny iron rod that shoots jets of hot creamy spunk right up my aching fucking cunt please. That's what I like a man!"

It doesn't happen. They just say "ohhh, nice eyes, yeah I like that".

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>>40372153
>Men's Health

>>40372209

>tfw 6'2 with nice hair and bright blue eyes

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too add, I'm have my ass grabbed by a ton of women in clubs and bars... yet that's like last on their faggot-ass list.

>Almost every woman I have ever met has told me I have beautiful eyes

Noice

>resting bitch face 24/7 that cannot be helped and is simply how my face is
>aka never smiling

Fugg

>>40372153
The problem with this is that if you are 6'10", the first thing anyone is going to notice about you is that you're 6'10". If you're 300 pounds of lean muscle, thats what people are going to see. This comparison is ludicrous because I notice different things about everyone I meet.

>>40382519
This redpill shit is retarded.

Like men, good genes is priority. Here's a massive list of things that indicates good genes and makes you attractive:

1. Big muscles
2. Tall height
3. Clever / accomplished at school
4. Talented at music or other forms of art (hence why musicians are so popular despite looking like shit)
5. Lots of friends
6. Healthy

List goes on.

>>40383359
Height can't be tall

>>40372153
>not understanding that consumer questionnaires are inherently flawed because they depend on an individual's mental state in the moment they were asked, which depends on a variety of seemingly unrelated factors such as time of day, scent, gender of researcher, if they've eaten recently, and what kind of music is playing
>not immediately recognizing the bias that few people would immediatley say "I notice a perosn's body" because nobody wants to appear shallow

10/10 bait OP, you've reached master level and recognized that all you need to do to troll 4chan today is post something vaguely scientific sounding.

Social media was a mistake.

>>40383400
checked

>Social media was a mistake.

you can say that again, friendo

>>40372153
Because those women are self-revealing this information

You can't actually trust it. You'd have to do a blind study tracking eye movements and neural responses

>>40373694
This. Lifting brought me out of a dark place, and I do it purely for myself

>don't lift it won't get you women
Nobodies going to turn you down for being strong, and not lifting for women would be even worse than lifting for women.

>don't better yourself, other people don't love it!

>>40372153
So I can eat more so I can lift more.

>>40372153
Greater physical strength to do more shit. I already have a girlfriend so I am more concerned about maintaining my physical shape for my ability, my health, and looking good for muh wumern.

>>40372153
so if you're a lard ass 900 lbs alpha male with good eye then women will still flock at you

got it

>>40372153
Cause I enjoy it

>>40378884
>>40379004
this semen slurping sport is not for me

>>40372153
Because I like to persue self improvement.

>>40372209
>>40383321
>tfw 6'5 with nice hair and bright blue eyes

>>40383816
I'm sure field hockey would be more to your liking

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>>40373284
>mfw i'm above and beyond in all these categories but teeth

i got out of the habit of brushing during my early teens, which is coincidentally when i drank an unholy amount of coke

shit never recovered and they're basically fucked for life unless i get caps and shit like that - brush your teeth kids

>>40384001
same with me bro. nothing that a good pair of veneers won't fix. save up :^)

>Consistently complimented on my eyes
>My mom once said I was 'built'
Livin the dream

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>>40384001
If you were actually "above and beyond" in all other categories, a wretched smile would not hold you back. More likely you are delusional and have bad teeth

>>40372153
Whoops. Meant to post this here but yeah

Oddly enough if a fat guy who happens to be handsome will have just as a good chance as someone who was skinnier and just as handsome. At least in the online dating world.

>>40376290

Believe it.

>>40372153
>Physique 8
>Arms 4
>Shoulders 3
>Chest 1
>Butt 1

So in total 17 which is not bad. Also it's about the first thing they notice which doesnt mean it's the most important thing they notice. I would probably say I notice tits/butt first on a girl but the most important thing for me is still the face.

>>40384557
wrong, never said i was held back. legit attractive motherfucker, i just got godawful teeth

>>40378020

3/10

I'm unironically gonna start exercising my smile. Similarly to how having strong back muscles will naturally make you tend towards standing up straight, I hypothesize that having strong smiling muscles will make me naturally tend towards smiling.

>>40372153
>asking women what they want

lol

>>40372209
>>40383321
>>40383840
>tfw 6'8" great hair and bright blue eyes

>>40388646
>tfw 7'1" with fantastic hair and aqua marine eyes

>>40372153
>listening to what women say they want
This is a map to the friendzone

>>40372153
If that were true I'd be drowning in pussy

>>40372153
Misleading. First off, FB poll so name tied to answers so people taking the poll will give expected answers.
Second, everyone notices physique first on everyone, consciously or no. The other answers require you to get closer but physique is the first thing everyone sees.

If you are a guy and not at least somewhat fit/taking care of your body/yourself, I'll pass you by and never even get to your eyes, etc.

Love,
A grl

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>>40372153
>Tfw to intelligent to lift
BTFO

>self reported
Lmao sure