How are you gonna spend Valentine's Day?

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Gonna have a biiiig wank.

>>40364229
Just another day, until I get a girlfriend it will continue to be just another day.

>>40364229
order mongolian food and starbucks for delivery, and attempt to do a domination victory with venice on civ 5 all day

I'm gonna send her an e-card. One of those funny ones with a pun, you know. Like "I've goat you babe" with a picture of a cute baby goat or something.

Then, on wednesday I'll buy all the valentines chocolates with 50% off.

Artificial Academy 2 and vodka

>>40364229
boxing

Probably gonna take 0.5 mg of clonazolam and cry myself to sleep

>>40364229
>See the latest oneitis today
>Holding hands with her new boyfriend

I'm crushed

>>40364229

gonna probably make a nice dinner with my gf and have rough sex

and then Wednesday buy all the valentine's day candy for 70% off

Same thing every year.
Cook a dinner for two, buy a big heart cake, dim the lights and have a candle light feast.

By myself.

>>40364256
Nice

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>>40364229
>wake up
>make coffee
>check /fit/ quickly before gym
>go to the gym
>pull day
>get back home
>eat quickly becasue morning shift tommorow
>go to work
>think only about leaving
>go home
>eat food
>lurk /fit/ and watch fitness related videos
>eat some more while lurking
>go to bed
>fall asleep thinking about no gf

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>pic related

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>wake up have sex with qt3.14 wife
>she goes to work I go to work
>both come home...have insane sex marathon
Stay mad cucks maybe one day you guys will be be friendzoned if ur lucky

>>40365903
This is the life huh?

>>40365903
same but also play league with friends

last year I fucked two girls on valentines day. broke up with my gf two days ago, so I'll hang out with my flatmates this year. dont give a fuck about that day

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>>40364229
>University bar has special event
>all women get keys
>all men get locks
>women must approach men instead of men approaching women
>women are so desperate on v day that I might get laid
Feels good man

>>40367157
what a time to be alive

>>40367157
Brap

>>40365095
>"w-we're just dating, anon!"

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take my coworker to the movies, get head.

Then after, fuck my 2/10 fat whore ex and go to sleep eating keto food.

>>40367157
It's literally only going to be ugly girls that can't get a guy to give them attention any other way besides resorting to these dumb events.

Think about the fact that most 4/10 grills have orbiters, what does that tell you?

>>40367356
>what does that tell you?
high test

>>40367356
>4/10s have orbiters
Yea that they will never fuck

>>40364229
Gonna fuck my gf without a condom

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>tfw not aesthetic

>tfw stalling on bench pressing

>tfw haven't bothered with OHP

>tfw still look like a fatass

>tfw life is in shambles

>tfw no monster gf to spend Valentines Day with

I'm done. I'm going to Sam's Club to pick up some food and other supplies then I'll be laying in bed all day.

>>40367310

Holy shit its perfect I'll 2nd that

>>40367024
Nice bait, cuckold

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>pic related

>>40364229
I got a last minute date with some 7/10 so I wouldn't feel bad.

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I planned to go running but it started raining and tomorrow my route will be muddy so I guess I'll just workout at home

I thought about asking a cute classmate to come running with me but she and her friends started giving me the cold shoulder today for no reason so fuck it, she would have slowed me anyway...

right bros?

>>40364229
Work 10 hours, and go to sleep.

keeping an eye on the house during this whole oroville dam crisis
we're in an area that should supposedly be safe even in their worst-case-doomsday-scenario projections but looters ain't no joke
not like i had anything better to do anyways

>Was going to go to the cinema by myself then I realized it was going to by Valentines day

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>>40364229
Me and my girl celibrated saturday
>Eat pasta with gf
>Go to movie with gf
>Go gym with gf
>Drink protein shake with gf
>Give her chocolate present
>She gives me a watch as present
>Watch movie with candle light
>Fuck her till we pass out
Yeah it was pritty good valentines day

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>>40367157
You go to a nice university

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>>40364229
>celebrated Saturday
>grilled Mahi Mahi with cilantro rice and butternut squash soup
>shared a piece of carrot cake
>bought her a cashmere sweater from Banana Republic
>she bought me a watch case
>fucked her on the floor from behind in the lingerie I bought her last year

Bretty gud

Going to ask a girl at the gym who's been really chatty with me since I started my cut if she has any plans and suggest we get a smoothie together after our workout. If all goes well I'll be getting some extra cardio in by tomorrow night, if not I'll be flushing mace out of my eyes and shopping for a home gym.

>>40368043
Sounds like you're in. If anything you should have suggested it earlier! If she's still talking with you at this point, I'm sure you can easily go "hey let's go grab a smoothie after this" and she'll go along with it without skipping a beat.

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>>40364229
Go to the movies alone

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>>40365633
>My gf
Obligatory REEEEEE

>>40368356
back to r9k

I was hoping to ask my crush out that night when I see her tomorrow morning, but I was just stalking her twitter and she said something to the effect of "if you wanna take me on a date tomorrow let me know so I can pick my outfit"
Now I'm wondering if I should just text her and ask her today

>>40368547
>Now I'm wondering if
yeah sounds like there's a lot of wondering to be done

Math midterm, probably gonna study all day

gf is at work and so am i so alone.

Pretty happy too since it saves me money.

>>40364229

If dubs I fuck chunky blonde at work and make a pass at the german girl.

>>40368694
Rerolling for you, Anon

Ima take my gf to a love hotel and fuck her brains out extra hard while she wears her old school uniform.

I'm gonna dress nice and ask cute chicks if they wanna grab dinner or do some fun shit.

>Uni
>Work buffet thing
>Go drinking with bro

Will probably swap nudes with this girl. Depends on if I remember to send her something nice in the morning. Or if I don't get mortal.

>>40364229
With my girlfriend

>>40368732

Reroll for anon

>>40369036
Re-rerolling but I don't think he's gonna make it on luck alone

>>40368043
Kek, best of luck man. I hope it works out

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>tfw too /fit/ to get a gf

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>>40367024
>married
>calling anyone else a cuck

With my girlfriend if we don't break up tonight. Boxing if we do.

>>40364229
I'm going to go to the gym. I'm still to fat to be with someone. Then go home and meal prep.

work
gym
guilty gear
watch women pretend valentines day doesn't mean shit to them but they still felt the need to say something to facebook.
sleep.

>>40369170
What's up with this? Is this common? My GF and I are super distant in the last couple days and she seems unreasonably angsty or mad or something.

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>Ask girl
>Been almost 2 hours
>No response
Goddamn, it's not fair, all the signs point to her being into me, why fucking why, let me be happy

>>40369652
>All signs point to girl being into me
>Ask her out. 'sorry anon i'm too busy'
>Picture on facebook of her partying with friends
>Stop chasing her
>Restart showing interest in me
>Reask her out
>Sorry I have to study
>Barely study and get drunks with friends and text with me a lot
>Snapchat almost every day

I think she's afraid of a relationship or something. She must also be really fucking lonely because she's doing every stupid uni activities. Can't stop moving for 2 minutes.

>>40368771
Japan? I'm gonna hit up an izakaya with some friends and get wasted on nomihoudai

>>40369770
or maybe she's just playing you for attention?

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>>40369770
>that coping
This is embarrassing even for /fit/

>>40364229
Completely forgot about it. Gonna give you a quick rundown of my tomorrow:
>wake up 7am
>walk doggos
>eat breamfast, take a bath
>study
>work
>eat
>study more
>lift
>shitpost
>rest
>repeat

I want to spend it in the gym, but my IV meds don't end until Wednesday, and I can't get de-accessed until Thursday. I'll probably spend tomorrow doing homework and doing meal prep so when I get back to the grind on Thursday, I'm set up for success

>>40369770
Are you kidding me bro? She would be going to you if she wanted to fuck you and you asked her out. Just give up before you embarrass yourself.

Alone, like everyone before it.

>>40369102
it's not gonna happen

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I've got it all planned out

>wake up at 9
>play some Suikoden II while I wake up to a coffee and a bowl of cereal
>go to my one Tuesday German class
>eat lunch
>read from some economics books
>do 3 sets of pushups and crunches
>chat with our cook who will tell me that I "need to get laid" after bothering her enough and being "ornery"
>eat dinner
>practice guitar
>swim from 7:20 until the pool closes at 8
>do economics and finance homework
>cum in a sock
>pass out around 1AM
Ain't it grand?

>>40369770
Well it's a little different for me, a mutual friend asked her once and she essentially said that she liked me, the other night we kept having those "moments", like where you stop talking and just look in each others eyes for a few seconds, then look at their lips then back to their eyes, then she hugged me bye, I thought for sure it'd be a sure deal but guess not, no response still

>>40364229
a girl im interested wants me to hang out with but shes like 3 hours away and id have to come back the same day so i could be home in time to sleep and go to work tomorrow.

what do? She'll be back in my town in a few days

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>>40370014
I will always know this feel

>>40368694
>>40370077
lol double dubs. sorry anon I fucked you over.

>>40364353
comfy as fuck mate

Dunno, feeling pretty shit and suicidal so i guess ill see where that takes me

>Hey babe, lets go workout

How fucking gay is that dont be that guy

>>40369770
>>40370126
Lmaoing at these delusional cucks. If they were into you, they'd be sucking your dicks right now and not chads.

Sad.

>>40367438
>Gonna fuck my gf without a condom
t. me all the time

TENGA FLIP
from our pals at Jlist
no joke

>>40364229
Gf got some saucy new lingerie.
Going to japanese restuarant then fugg if her period finally ends.

My first Valentine's day alone in three years but I'll be smiling. I'm back in college, have a wonderful group of friends, family is awesome, and I never had a fucking kid. Feels great.

>>40367356
Girls don't fuck their orbiters because then they wouldn't be orbiters anymore.

>Wake up
>Go to school
>sit in classes
>eat
>maybe get in a fight
>look at crush
>die inside
>go home
>wonder if my crush likes me
>realize she doesn't
>get over it by listening to nigger music
>lift
>drive to Calabasis or maybe Ventura
>Catcall girls all by myself
>go home
>realize I have not eaten nearly enough calories
>binge
>stomach is too small
>check weight
>about the same
>check soul
>about the same

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Making dinner for a friend that I've been friends with for a while in hopes that it will make me feel less alone this year
It will probably have the opposite effect

Am I still an orbiter if I don't want a relationship with the friend, and I don't care too much for fucking her

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Would it be weird to say how you feel on Valentine's Day itself or did I miss my chance

>>40370128
pls respond

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I'll be hanging out with my gf. Probably going for a pr in bench.

Shooting for 1x185 tomorrow

>>40370343
>check soul
>about the same
That's deep brah.

The bf and I are going to the gym. We're going out over the three day weekend instead. No point in going out to dinner when it's super crowded and also a week night.

>>40369595
For me it's not just the past few days. Our relationship is rocky. I already broke up with her a few weeks ago but I decided to give it one more shot. We're not gonna break up tonight it seems.

>wake up
>eat big breakfast
>squeeze into suit that's a bit snug
>go to class
>go to job fair, hopefully land some interviews if I don't sperg out
>ask gym partner if he can lift wednesday
>go home and shitpost, drink some whiskey and jerk off
>think about my future, procrastinate homework
>fall asleep watching youtube

>>40371415
forgot to add
>eat chipotle for lunch, steak for dinner

>>40370552
>1x185
Am I retarded for thinking anyone who can do 10 push ups can do 185?

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Have an ochem lab report due on Wednesday will stay in the library doing it
Can't cum because of Zoloft
Cry myself to sleep knowing that my crush probably has someone else
My friends invited me to play smash but I suck at it
Freshman year sucks I can't wait to graduate pay my Senpai back and then kill myself

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>>40364229

>Get home
>Put ad on CL
>10 inches of BBC(9.25 but they'll never know) seeks tight warm company and a bit of companionship
>Order pizza
>Play video games
>If no replies before 1am I'll do my daily workout take a shower and watch sci-fi and old horror flicks

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>Near certainty she's into me, and I am definitely into her
>One of the few girls in a long time which actually makes me feel happy being around
>She always seems so happy to talk to me and giggles a lot when I tease her
>Ask her to chill twice
>Neither time she accepts
>Starts to get bipolar in texting and talking (sometimes quick and endearing responses/other times rigid and takes forever)
>Accept she's not interested, so I somewhat move on
>She still sends me glances whenever I see her
>Still haven't found a girl which makes me feel the way just talking to her did

Alright brahs

I just made a tinder with tinder plus

Going to swipe right on every girl and if I can't get laid on literally the day that women are the MOST desperate I might as well give up and go gay.

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>wake up
>class at 11
>get lunch at 12
>classes again until 6
>dinner
>studying
>fap
>sleep

It's no different from any other day.

>>40364229
same way i spend every day, alone.

>>40364229
Were going to a movie. Getting her flowers.

>>40370128
meet in the middle at a hotel or something

>>40371537
Your retarded, alot of normies cant even do 1pl8

I was trying to get a date but then I played the beta of For Honor over the weekend and decided to buy it.

I'm going to spend valentines day alone playing video games just like every year

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>Wake up at 7:30
>Go to work
>Sit at work and be surrounded by couples doing couple things
>Those 3 really cute chicks with the fat ugly husbands will probably come in because the universe just can't let me have peace
>Get off work
>Go home
>Rest day, so sit on my computer
>Cry and/or drink myself to sleep

Bitter and alone.
So, a day like any other.

>>40364229
Class, class, class, get out mid afternoon, project
Then I'm going to do the same thing I've done every year. Try to make other people smile on a day that doesn't mean anything to me personally.

>>40371841
>>Rest day, so sit on my computer
>>Cry and/or drink myself to sleep

route 66

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vyKx1YJu0s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9V1C5AVKGY

vive Colombia viaja por ella

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyFXVslYYzI

just dance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jK3vpk_Mj1M

start a business

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlUMrzwmbyo

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>>40371841
My oneitis was trianing to be a cashier instead of a bagger today and I got off right as she started training so there was literally no chance of me training her. The dude that did end up training her is a pretty cool guy, but I'm still going to be pretty bitter about it tommorow.

>>40364229
class
lift
eat
sleep
work

not in that order

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>>40364229
might bang a hooker

probably gonna binge the rest of the office after that

>>40371537
you are

hope that my boyfriend notices

>>40364229
Forcing the north to stop worshipping talos

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>>40372672
forgot pic

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>>40372569
The Office my nigga!!! I'm gonna get my dick sucked while watching an episode. Hopefully while Rashida Jones is on.

>>40367603
Fuck yeah brah, you don't need her

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>>40364229
>plan was to go to gym and crush some diddlys
>got sick half way through the day and have had to stay home
FUCK

>>40364229
Feel you bro, just train hard and take solace in the fact that you are or will be much stronger and physically superior than the dipshit she's with now.

>>40369523
>guilty gear
Fuck yeah, getting on the grind for my waifu Baiken

Going to school then play vidya right after. Can't wait to get some markdown candy

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>masturbate while thinking about having no gf

The usual.

>wake up
>eat breakfast at the cafeteria alone
>go to class, finish MATLAB assignments
>eat lunch alone
>go to class
>go to tutoring for calculus HW
>eat dinner alone
>lift
>shower
>do HW
>practice French
>sleep

Same thing I do everyday.

>>40370343
>Calabasis

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>>40364229
same way i do on every weekday, alone
>tfw gf

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>>40364229
Insulting the conquerors who block my shade.

Possibly masturbate in public and heckle local philosophers.

>>40370136
You fucking dick. Rerolling to undo all of our combined bad karma.

I have a date in the evening with a nice girl at a bar

There might be some potential right there

>>40372694
If my gf was forced to watch one show the rest of her life it would be the Office. I know this dick suck feel, but I equally know it when there are multiple dudes on the screen.

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>woke up
>At work just now
>Gonna go home and take shower
>Go to gym
>Lift weights there, pretending im not lifting my crippling depression
>Go back home after 2 hours
>Prepare food for 2 days
>Watch jojo
>Wank
>Go to sleep

Slept like shit, waiting for wife to make me breakfast... Eh

I'll head to the gym for an hour or two, do some meditation, get the fuck outside as its finally spring-ish and maybe sleep.

Our drug dealer is in jail so unfortunately I won't be able to snort coke out of her ass and have her do lines off my dick this year.

We're still gonna smash though. Hoping she'll let me put it in her butt or something else kinky if she doesn't get too drunk first.

I am gonna think about my 48 year old married milf lover. We had phenomenal sex the other day, it was our Valentine's day. Gonna do cardio today.

>>40369139
>that pic
don't be sad. Girls like guys with a little more fat and it means you get to eat better and be stronger

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>>40370343
>check soul
>about the same

Legal day

>>40364731
Prime beta

>>40364229

>Date girl.
>We have fun and a great connection, sex is good etc.
>Suddenly doesn't want to hang out anymore.
>Find out she's back with her ex.

Women man, atleast i got a date with this tonight on valentine with some ugly chick. rip.

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Eggs with bread for breakfast, then take the bus to work from 9am to 6pm. Take the bus back home and eat alone in my apartment.

Buy some stupid slut an overpriced dinner at a restaurant on a pier overlooking the beach at sunset; then drink prosecco under the pier while she gives me a blowie (her idea), then walk the beach after dark, then go to her house, dick her down anally, and drink until we pass out.

>>40371678
Are you me? I had this grill from my last job who was very into me. All my coworkers toldme she had a crush with me and talks about me when they go out for a drink so I started to hang around with her at lunch to see whats up, then texting eachother a lot..but out of nowhere when I ask her out she says yes but backoff at the last minute. Leaves me hanging four times so I just stoped everything with her and move on...

Valentines day? Naw son, it's Back day.

>>40364229
bf asked how id feel if he invited his male friend over a couple of days go for threesome i said okay but i'm not sure now lol. thats probably gonna be my valentines night

Lets see:
>wake up
>shower
>go to class
>go to lunch
>go grocery shopping
>sit in my room playing vidya
>right now, shitposting on 4chan
>go to dinner
>do homework
>go for an afternoon cardio at dorm gym
>shower again
>if my bunkmate is out cry myself to sleep drinking and masturbating
>if he is in do programming i guess

>>40364229
After work im heading to a restaurant for a birthday dinner for a girl i know. Then im headed to a strip club. Rate me fgts.

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Gonna be a faggot and do a poetry reading about this girl that fucked me over.

>>40365095
I'm sorry. I'd hug you right now if I could and say it'll all be okay bro. No homo obv

>>40375602
how does it feel to be a slut

aerodynamics hw

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>>40364229

SITUATION

Asked cute girl from college for her number before holidays and she gave it to me. Texted her to try to set up the date, she agreed and then flaked with a legit excuse and was really sorry and wanted to move it to other day, then I restarted convo a week later and she said drinks would be okay and then I asked her when is she free this week? NO RESPONSE........ until today.

She said that she didn't this situation will be like it is but she thinks it's fair that I know that she has been seeing someone for a while, while it's nothing serious she really likes him and doesn't want to give mixed singles to me so she thinks it's best we don't meet up at all. She hopes I'm not mad.

I texted to her that I understand the situation and that I appreciate that she told me this, I said that I find her cute and as I always try to make my intentions clear I did the same with her, but I didn't know that she is already seeing someone. I then said that there are no hard feelings from me and I wish her good luck in college and if she ever wants nice company in the future she has my number.

RANT

I appreciate her honesty and all, but I feel so fucking heartbroken. This girl is total cutie and also nice girl to have for a gf (doesn't party, studies a lot and so on). I fucking envy that guy honestly. Why the fuck am I so unlucky in my love life? Fuck my life.

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thank you fit
you guys being as miserable as me really helps me cope with my shit life

Keep up the good works fellas

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I'm not sure if the girl I want to be with wants to be with me (in that way), so I'm going to turn down the girl who wants to be with me and wait for a text that might not even lead to a relationship. I know beggars can't be choosers but at least there are prospects I suppose.

My only solace is that she is also a social retard who no one likes

Just started dating a new qt before I went away for work. Been gone for 2 weeks and will be gone for at least another 2.
Hopefully she's not riding chad all day since I'm gone

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>oneitis dating friend
>do volume day
>had bretty gud dinner
>read manga and feel lonely

I'm working, hitting the gym, going to class, then playing titanfall with my homies.

First Valentine's day free of a woman in years and it's fucking great.

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What does she mean by this?

>>40364229
Valentine's day is only in june here. So I am fine for now.

>>40377162
>Australian

>>40377142
Challenge her to a swordfight

>>40377142
>Maybe it could fill my vagina then

>>40367024

Fuck off nigger I hope you die today asshole

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>>40377142

She's trying to assert her dominance over you

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Faithfully serve my Commander in Chief of course.

>>40370552
please tell me you are talking about kilos.

How are you guys coping with being a manlet or ugly on v day? It kills me to know CHAD and his gf are going to see 50 shades tonight and go back home to fuck

I can't even concentrate at work. Fuck this shit man.

>>40377245
>go for a run
>stop thinking about others
>take a shower
>eat late night meal
>get tea
>get comfy

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>tfw the only girl I've ever loved, a nice, smart qt3.14 with good manners told a friend she loved me when we were in High School
>I was too shy and didn't have the balls to ask her out when I found out
>I still love her
>my best friend fucks me in the ass from time to time and it helps me forget how stupid I was
>tfw

>>40368547
Jesus faggot just go for it. Who cares if you fuck up on the date? Just get out and try.

>>40377245
Go outside and say hi to the first girl you see, if she doesn't have a dude standing right next to her

>>40369652
Maybe she's in class or work got busy or some shit. I've done that plenty of times.

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>>40377245
going to get gym at like 20:00, lots of single girls also having feels and need to lift. get motviated by getting eyed at all the time and finally gonna ask the girl youve been chatting with out on date, get home and feel depressed and lose all motivation to ask her out
>repeat

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>>40372720
shit nigga thats the worst

>>40365975
Whoa dude take it easy, my brother died from injecting marijuanas

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>go to my last class
>go to work (I'm a server, so I'll be seeing a lot of couples today)
>come home and eat
>study for exams
>realize I'm not going to graduate or find a gf
>jerk off to milf/JOI porn
>go to bed and cry myself to sleep

>>40368694
Roll for fug

>>40378178
Reroll

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>>40364256

>>40378189
Roll one last time. This guy needs it!

>>40364256
>This pleb doesn't do nofap

>>40364256
>>40378211
Jk same

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>Be me
>Was going to ask out qt on my course today because Valentine's day and I'm pretty bored of being single
>Two lab session today and a lecture
> Only have to go to one lab and lecture
>Decide to go to later lab and have a lay in
>Get to later lab
>She walks into me
>She mumbles sorry and quickly leaves
>Oh well, I see her after the lecture
>Do boring lab
>Go to lecture
>She's not there
>well fuck

>... guess tomorrows my day...

>>40364229
Going to classes, studying for an exam, fencing club practice, gym.

Here's a fun story for you lads:
>be in high school
>just started lifting
>beginner_gains.jpeg
>qt3.14 that I have been crushing on comes up to me
>"Hey Anon, what are you doing this Thursday?"
>"I have a piano lesson."
>Didn't realize that Thursday was Valentine's Day for another whole day
>Can't bring myself to talk to her ever again
>my 22nd Valentine's Day alone, desu

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>Be almost 23
>Got my first gf/kiss/lay all in the past month
>She lives about 3 hours away tho
>Bought her flowers and a heart shaped veggie pizza
>Maybe video chat with her later idk
>Big local metal show downtown tonight I'm gonna mosh my cock off
>Feels strange to have this day mean something to me for the first time in my life

>>40379143
Sabre?

>>40379166
Nah, epee

>>40379166
My nig!
>>40379203
Not my nig.

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>tfw the first time I'm dating someone during valentine's
>he's in boot camp and I'll be at home eating chocolate alone
>gonna feel like shit during my workout tomorrow

>Meet qt3.14
>She has a boyfriend
>I'm cocky and selfish, so pay no mind
>Charm her until she leaves him
>It only takes like a week and half because I'm objectively better than him
>Suddenly it sets in that if she left him for another dude she could do the same to me
>Plus some core differences that don't matter now but might be big fights later like her not wanting kids
>Don't want to just drop her right after she left a dude for me
>Don't want to overcommit to the risk
I'm going to find the exact minimum effort I can show, and do that

>>40373926
boo hoo

>>40375602
You're gonna regret this and your boyfriend is a cuck

>>40364353
Dang where do you live that Starbucks delivers?

And my plans are to go lift after work, probably chat with my gym crush even though I have no chance with him, then go home cook dinner smoke a bowl and player Overwatch.

"Nobody should lift alone today", told me this guy at the gym. And then he kept imitating all my moves, but without weights. Total mirror mode. Even all my sounds (I tried to make as little as possible). I just ignored him and he eventually stopped after a while.

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I will do the same thing I do every Tuesday
>Wake up
>work
>Lift (when its not an off day)
>Sleep

>>40364229
it's my birthday so I was able to celebrate that instead of having to freak out about this shitty ass holiday

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I drew a nice warm bath to treat myself.

>>40365903
what to do when you've watched all the fitness videos?

>>40367024
If I was friend zoned it would mean I would have such love and admiration for a girl that I could look past the way she treated me, I wish I could be that naive

>>40382345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WANNqr-vcx0

I dated the same person for 3 years, fucked up and now he has a new girlfriend with a naturally huuuuuge ass. So today was leg day and I used that as motivation to work harder than ever. Still lonely and wanna kill myself but at least I'm one step closer to a nice ass, right /fit/?

>>40382597
Right on anon. Need to get some grapefruits and a large knife.

>>40382636
lol.

work on yourself mentally, mate.

>>40382636
How old are you?

>>40382597
god she was so pretty

>>40382391
You start your own channel and you fail miserably cuz u aint Chad

Think I'm gonna kill myself tonight instead of april

>>40382936
>muh miserable life

get over yourself you fucking faggot, why don't you try doing something about it instead of pity yourself for once?

>>40382636
You /fit/ in here well.

>wake up
>french press coffee
>shitpost
>grits
>play skyrim
>more french press
>more skyrim
>go to yoga class
>shitpost
>skyrim
>txt a girl that doesnt respond
>eat an entire pizza alone
>listen to sad music till i fall asleep thinking about my mediocre life

Spending it by myself feels bad being the side dude in a relationship ;_;

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>>40364229
But OP, at least you went up to her and told her. Therefore you are braver than 99% of /fit/ for that and now you can move on. U did gud

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>>40364229

I spent today lifting. It's all good though because this will lead to me getting a qt gf in the end. R-right guys?

>>40383070
Lift for yourself and pussi will follow

>>40364229
First year going the gym on Valentine's. I expected it to be practically empty. Shit was the busiest I've ever seen it. Fucking annoying couples.

>>40383113
>Cheekie

are you that qt asian jacked grill?

Is everyone in this thread in high school?

How are there adults that are still sad that a girl rejected them a month ago

>>40383113
what are your maxes for the big 4?
I'm curious if a roiding tiny grill is stronger than me.

Did some deadlifts, barbell rows, bicep curls, and face pulls. A good night, I'd say

I'm in Japan now so we went to karaoke place with some friends and I sang All Star by Smash Mouth, pretty good night, to be honest

>>40383013
skyrim came out 6 years ago there are other games

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>>40382875

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Should I send a message or not

I spent valentines with my patients

>>40383421

No anon, don't.

>>40383311
Lol I know, but I just started playing it about two weeks ago.

>>40383421
Do it, the regret of inaction will eat you alive.

>>40383421
what's her ?/10

Was going to finish work, hit the bank to deposit my check, then go to the gym, get dressed up semi-respectfully, and get dinner for one, but got a tire blow out and spent all day at the repair shop, since they had to transfer me a new tire and it took 5 hours.

Now I don't even want to eat or go gym. I will, though.

>>40383457
I'm pretty sure I'll say something shitty if i do say something though. But yes it is eating at me not saying anything. I don't know.

>>40383553
Just fucking do it then. Jesus. "Hey wanna go out tomorrow night?"

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>>40364229
Spending the night with my waifu

>>40383569
Fine.

Had a lunch date with prospective gf

Feels good man

>>40382990
Lol, already do, tard. Where did you get that I wasn't doing anything with my life. Gotta burn bright, my dude.

>>40383711
right on you stupid weak motherfucker

>>40369027
Fugg. Newcastle?

>>40383711
>>40382990
Another thing, life has technically gotten "better", just in none of the areas that actually matter to me. Pretty annoying back-and-forth feelings desu senpai

>>40364229
https://youtu.be/DnGdoEa1tPg
Welcome to the club. It doesn't get better

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>>40383569
I sent it

Oh god my stomach hurts

>>40383947
godspeed

>>40383143
I'm just good at taking picture to make myself appear big, in reality I'm smol
>>40383262
It's shit. I don't do powerlifting anymore so I'm not really doing strength based routines but I do incorporate some of powerlifting stuff a little. I haven't tested maxes but I can deadlift 360lbs. You can easily beat be if you tired

>>40384290
I also type like a retard
>Just finished 12 hour work

>>40383947
Dont be such a pussy, either it works and you make progress, or it doesn't, and you just continue not fucking them like you've always done thus far - so you either win or no change

>>40383947
Any news anon? We need an update status

>took female friend out for date
>she calls it a date
>went well
>still pussied out of kissing her
At least I now am confident in my taking someone out on a date abilities.
Am still the worst closer in a 10 mile radius. Any advice, /fit/, on how to seal the deal or generally how to curb my fear?

>>40365095

>her new boyfriend

Well if i can infer some-shit den'.....

>>40372672
EAT SHIT, MILK DRINKER PUSSY ELF BITCH

>>40383013
>skyrim

absolutely disgusting

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I bought women shorts
they just looked so cute, it literally took my breath away

now I need to find somone to wear them for me
can't wear them myself because I'am not cute and my ass is too big, thanks squats

>tfw my best friend starts to openly worry about me

>>40371678
You've got oneitis. Stop being a bitch.

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>>40367440
So u just gon be a sad cunt brah?

>>40377229
Chi Pa Pa!

>>40371654
>Put ad on CL

Damn bro craigslist always seems like total bottom of the barrel nasty hookups. At least use an app or something. Or has craigslist improved?