*blocks your path*

>>40359809
Hip drahve into him

>>40359809
This is the guy you guys take lifting advice from folks. A chubby DYEL.

>>40359809
Looks pretty hard to kill.
I use <persuasion>.

>>40359833
And you take lifting advice from bradley martin?

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>gently brushes hand against his crotch
>Oh my what do we have here
>tfw no bearmode boyfriend
No homo

>>40359853
Kek

*minimizes barbell path*

>>40359820
lost it, thanks anon

>>40359853
How do I achieve Scott Adams mode?

>>40359833
roger estep can still DL over 500lbs.

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Inform him about how his SHITLORD program contributes to white supremacy

>>40359809
I have a Gallon of milk in my backpack, my buddy is doing some squats over there. I really need him to drink it in time, let pass C'MON?!

>>40359833
rip has a heavier squat and DL than you do though

>>40359809
I weigh over 200 lbs, so he lets me walk by.

>>40361584
This is why autists shouldn't be allowed in oublic unnatended

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>>40359833
>dyel
lol

>>40361913
kek

>>40359897
I would pay to see rips face when you did that

>>40361929
you appear to have misnamed the picture you just posted, that is not Roger Estep, it is in fact Mark Rippetoe!

put a monkey toy in front of him on the floor...

>>40361900
This. Here's him doing 3pl8 for 11 reps at age 55.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCh4bm-lE2c