How do I get an ass like this?

>>40352970
stop attentionwhoring

That's not really an attractive ass.

Post your ass (for critique purposes).

>wanting a long mom ass

Why

>>40352970
Roofie her drink

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>>40352970
>Genetics
>Squats
>This >>40353044

>>40352970
you are perfect the way you are bby gurl

>>40352970
Brap

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>>40352970
this an ass thread now

>>40353025
long ass. for the long haul

>>40353107
You mean a brap thread, because that's what it's going to turn into.

Keep it up, I'm warning you.

>>40353107
braaaap

>>40353107
BRAAAPPP

A chick needs to squat 300 before they get an ass from it. Something probably around one out of every hundred thousand or so gets to that point, might as well get implants.

>>40353107
BRRREEEEPPFHFFFFFFFT

>>40353107
BRAAAAP

>>40353107
BRAAPPBRAAPPPBREEFFFFFFF

TSSSSSS

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>>40352970

Go to mexico on vacation. Tijuanna.

Pay 50 dolla to bang a chick with ass like that or better

Profit.

>>40353107
BRAPft

>>40355692
BRAAAAAAAAAP

hehe, me so sorry chico

Surgery.

>>40355692
I don't call STDs profit

>>40355692
"Hey Anon, I am feeling pretty gassy tonight. Come on over with your mouth and start licking my asshole."

"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... oooh baby, yeah. Just like that and..."

*grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrwwwwwwwwwwwwwwllllll*

"Oh my stomach, Anon open your mouth."

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

"mmmmmmmm" *eyes roll back in ecstasy* "You're such a great man, Anon. Doing this all for me..."

"Uh oh, here comes another barrage. OPEN UP, QUICK!!!"

*BRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOP*
*MMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEERRRRREEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP*
*BLOOP BLOOP*

"UGH, The finally Anon, just for my luh... love"

*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMP*

desu, fart posts help bring reality to females and let's you know they're human too. that means you can approach them like you do any other human and probably get laid.

>>40355743
>STD meme

THe STD rate isn't THAT high bro. Chill out.

>>40355746
How many times did you orgasm while writing that?

>>40352970


sauce

>>40353044
This and convincing a girl to actually do deadlifts.

>>40355692
>>40353107
>>40352970
*BBBRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP*

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>>40356349
Some rich bitch

>>40353504
>>40354619
>>40355607
>>40355623
>>40355647
>>40355703
>>40355743
>>40355746
>>40357272
What is this?

>>40353044
This is just easier dead lifts

Diddlies are the best ass builders

>>40353107
*BRRRRRRAAAAPPPFFFFTTT*

>>40357751
The best meme of 2017 tbqh

>>40357734
wood berry

>>40352970
>>40357734
From the front, her tits look great but her legs are meh

From the back, her ass and legs look great but her upper body looks meh

>>40357734

Wow. That looks exactly like a girl I used to know. Except, she didn't have huge tits nor ass like that and she went full lesbian.

>>40357734
b-b-but, but, her face...

*farts*

HAH

POOPY

>>40358564
still would, though. has P&D written all over her

>>40358570
diarrhea in your shorts at the beach

That's a pretty shitty beach

>>40355692
>#CEO
cringe

also

BRRRARRAAAPAPAPAAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPRRPRPRPRPRPARPRAPRAPRAPRAPRAPRPRPRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPOOOOOPPPIIIEEEEE IN MY PANTTTSSIEEEESSSSSSS XDDDDDD

>>40358583
stop signing your posts~~~

>>40358573
What's P & D?

>>40358647
Pump & Dump virgin. pump and dump

>>40357734
everything from behind was so right and everything from the front so wrong