How do you sleep /fit/?

with your mom

>>40345288
FATALITY

>>40345288
/thread

Sry OP, try again

On my back face under my pillow

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>>40345288

woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

>>40345288
fpbp

>>40345276
unconsciously.

I wish I could sleep on my left side

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>>40345288
/thread

I used to sleep on my left side, but my heart beats too hard now and I feel like I'm crushing it when I sleep on left side. Now I sleep on back or right side.

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>>40345276
With my eyes closed.

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>>40345288
Enemy Destroyed

i can only sleep on my stomach

>>40345498
I fucking hate this feeling

>>40345276
I can only sleep on my side. Back is painful, stomach because I fear suffocating in my sleep face down in pillow.

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>>40345288
>op

>>40345276
Right side is all like "No! I must preserve my bodily fluids!"

>>40345589
do you have this too? I've mentioned it to friends, and they all act real concerned and tell me to see a cardiologist

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>>40345716
This drives me crazy, sometimes when my right side hurts or something and I need to sleep on the left side I just can't because I feel my heart struggle against the weight of my body (I'm not even fat I only weight 57kgs for fuck's sake) Damn I hate it, I think always sleeping on the same side will fuck up my joints or something and I'm afraid it'll get worse with age. Shit.
I can't sleep on my back unless on a hard foam mattress, and folding my hands on my chest helps me stay still in that position. Doesn't work on a soft mattress though

>>40345276
on my side
also that pic is disingenuous, your stomach has sphincters that its contets from leaving before they're supposed to

I fall asleep on my right side and always wake up on my back

>>40345576
Same except I can sleep in my sides if I really need to

If I sleep on my back I have nightmares idk why

>>40345716
i have it too a lot

it doesnt beat too fast just hard as fuck

so hard i feel it through my whole body and it almost lifts me up

Have to sleep on my left side, because my medication works best this way

>>40345716

Used to do cardiac ultrasound, we would have people lay on their left sides to scan them because it brings the heart closer to the chest. You become more aware of your heartbeat because it moves slightly against your chest wall, but doesn't have any effect on it at all.

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On my stomach
Pic related

Right or left side easiest positions to fall asleep. Harder to fall asleep on back but possible. Impossible for me to fall asleep on my stomach I don't get how people do that. I can't breathe into the pillow and my nose hurts

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>>40345288
A B S O L U T A M E N T E
D E S T R U I D O

>>40346294
>2017
>not knowing you can turn your head to the side

Costochondritis flares if I sleep on my left side, even though I naturally sleep on my left side.

Feels shit man

>>40345276
This is fake, sleeping on your left leads to gastric reflux

>>40346448
Then why would my colon medication require me to sleep on my left?

>>40346532
So you don't shit yourself, that's not the stomach's fault.

>>40345288
checked and keked.

>>40345276
fetal position

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>>40345276
On my back, any other way and my body starts to jerk and kick and it wakes me up.

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>>40345288

>>40345288
Boom shakalaka

I lucid dream anytime i sleep on my back so its something i cant do safely. also been a side/stomach sleeper most of my life

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>>40345288
Thank you for derailing a potentially interesting thread

>>40345498
I can't sleep on my left because it beats too hard. My resting can dip down to 34, and it keeps me awake.

Fetal position

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>>40345288
Rekt & Chekt

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>>40345288

I always sleep on my side, can't ever sleep on my back because when I was a kid, my mom told me the only time you should sleep on your back is when you're dead and that scared the hell out of me.

I know better now but it's hard to shake the feeling off. Thanks momscience.

>>40345276
In a bed.

Can't sleep on my back because my gerd is fucking me up. I never thought a gastric problem can be such a fucking pain, but this shit has kept me up many nights.

>>40348544
Your mum is a dick mate.

I used to alternate sides, then I had collarbone surgery so I can't sleep on my right side comfortably anymore :'(

>>40345792
>disingenuous
no, I think the picture is just stupid

>>40345792
The sphincter in my esophagus is faulty. It doesn't stop all of the stomach contents, giving me horrible heartburn on occasion. This pic might be related to such a condition.

>>40348560
i kekd heres your (you)

>>40348544
During a sleepover a pal told me that if you talk to someone that is asleep and they respond then they end up with brain damage.
Made me not want to wake up people for a while.

I sleep on my left because I masturbate with my right hand.

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>>40345276
>try falling asleep on my back
>doesn't work
>can only seem to fall asleep on my sides/stomach
>the arm I was sleeping on hurts in the morning
>if on my stomach my neck hurts since it's usually twisted oddly

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>>40345288
Ayy lmao

>>40345792
>sphincters

hehehehe

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>>40349483
Are you a sheep?

I sleep on my left side, my right knee bent at around a ninety degree angle and my left knee bent at around a 135 degree angle with a body pillow between them.
Hip positioning is around 135 degrees for right leg and 160 for left
Left arm wraps around the underside of the pillow I rest my head on and then back to the front of my head, right arm gets draped over the body pillow and then bent upwards so my forearm is about parallel with the body pillow

I'm autistic as fuck about how I sleep, and women aren't exactly a fan of that (even though you can slightly modify it for spooning if she's not a fucking idiot who sleeps with her knees together smfh), but it's done wonders improving my posture and helping fix my shitty hips and shoulders

It's 10/10, would suggest

>>40345288
distilled savagery

>>40345276
crying and in fetal position

>>40345288
Dubs never lie

Samefagging is strong here

>>40350310
I know right? how much pleasure can one man get from making the same post over and over again.

Usually on my left side with arms Infront or on my back

Mods are fast today.

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>>40350083
I just tried this, felt awkward af.

I cant sleep because whenever I lay down my fingertips on both hands get all numb and tingly.

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>ctrl + f
>floor
>0 results
C'mon, princesses!

>>40349727
I used to only sleep on side. Then I did stomach only because it felt psychologically comfortable and I heard that the physical feeling of security and something in front of you can help with nightmares. Then I switched to back only and it's my favorite once I got used to it. Might be bioscience but I heard that back can lead to the feeling of falling and stuff like that because nothing is in front

on the side or on my stomach. when i sleep on the back, I sometimes have this shit where your paralysed but wide awake and it freaks me out, so i avoid sleeping on my back.

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>>40345276
On my stomach with my head to the left.

>>40345288

Fucking rektttttt

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>>40345288
BAH GOD THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY

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I use a pillow and put it under my back. Then I tuck my shoulders blades like I'm doing bench or meditating and I fall alseep within a couple minutes every time. Been waking up with no back pain ever since.

>>40345667
>sleep on stomach
>turn head to the side

>>40353292
I do this for a few nights every couple months. It's like waking up from a back massage once you get used to it.

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>>40345288
[spoiler]Nice get[/spoiler]

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>>40345288

>>40354583
Yes, its funny for about 3 minutes, then forgotten.
OP's original topic was more interesting.

>>40354625
ok OP

>>40354644
Defends OP, assumed to be OP.
Goddamned 4chan 2d thinking at its finest.

>>40345288
There's no recovery from that

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>>40354728
For this kind of mentality, sure.

>>40345288
>haha le 14 year old humour, good one hehe xDDD

/fit/ is seriously one of the shittiest boards with loads of underaged faggots who doubt their sexuality.
WHY do I even come back to this shithole

>>40354834
A single person liked it and then everyone else bandwagons it so they fit in. Just like with the 1 rep max joke that wasn't good either

>>40355025
Why would people try to fit in when the board is anonymous?

>>40345276
one hand under the pillow and one hand between my thighs

>>40355089
Not the same anon, but I've wondered the exact same question. I can only conclude inflated egos from adolescence, autism, or a combination of both.

>>40355089
It's 4chan culture. It happens on other boards too.

Are you guys new?

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>>40345288
Dude, that's mad rad!

>>40346412
Kek

>>40349846
Yep

>>40355339
No not new. Long time lurker in fact. Seems the longer I stay the more I see people thinking their identity matters which I associate with being young, and easily impressionable.

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>>40345276
This is how I sleep. I often dream about running into space.

>>40345276
>alone

>>40346412
Underrated

>>40346412
genuinely kek'd

>>40345276
Sleeping with straight legs is best. Shortening your legs by bending the knee will lead to a shortened fascia over time. This eventually will increase your back pain issues.

>>40350083
Samies bro, like, spooning with a body pillow is the fucking best. Especially since they're nice and cozy.

Would actually, ironically, recommend.

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That feel when new pillows are too large and uncomfortable on my neck so I sleep on my stomach or side using arm cradle.

Fuark wish I had kept my old almost no filling pillow still.

50-100 mg diphenhydramine

>>40345276
I exclusively sleep on my side. I can sleep on either side. I have had problems in the past with reflux, but it stopped when I realized this always happened with certain food combinations

meals that can give me reflux:
carbonated drinks, when with a meal that has:
tomato sauce
orange juice

Fetal position holding a pillow with my head resting on it while imagining its a guy who loves me.

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>>40346448
>that pic
>lay on hamstring curl machine
>empty entire contents of stomach and bowels through mouth

>>40353403
>I sometimes have this shit where your paralysed but wide awake and it freaks me out, so i avoid sleeping on my back.
My wife gets sleep paralysis too. Sounds fucking terrifying desu

>>40345276
crying

>>40345276
There is only one way I have ever been able to fall asleep well, ever since I was a kid.

On my side, I put one pillow over my head overhanging my face, and pull the covers up over that pillow til it overhangs the pillow, making a sort of cave I'm at the back of looking out. In the dark if the room, the wrinkles in the sheet make a sort if rolling scene. I imagine it's the savannah, and it's raining, and I and a few other sapiens are all sitting around the fire in the cave looking out across the plain, at the giant neanderthals still out chasing down some giant fanged megafauna, and we just shake our heads at those fools and wait the storm out, telling stories and watching the scene.

And with that, I'm off to a solid night of dreaming of a day in the life of the 40,000BC's.

I'm 40, been doing that my whole life. Never told any of the women I've been with that that's what I'm doing. Works though.

>>40353403
The shadows will eat your soul

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>>40359104
I like you

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>>40345276
SAVAGE

>>40345288
OP no longer allowed in this thread

>>40359104
I can dig it. I've recently discovered the merit of covering my head with a pillow and then blanket. I don't have any curtains in my room, and I'm not about to hang a bed sheet like a savage, so the sunlight can get annoying sometimes.

Also back to wall facing door in case of intruders obviously.

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>>40345288
OH MAN GODDAM

>>40345276
>>40345288
wanted to be in the screencap

how long before it's on /r/4chan?

>>40345288
i never understand the mindset of those assholes who drags mom/sis into the equation .as if they consider others as the bastards they themselves are

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>>40345276
On my belly, usually. Like a bear.

>>40349483
GERD?

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>>40345276
This has to be bro-science.

>>40367756
it is

>>40345809
Sleep paralysis, i have the same issue

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>>40345288
B T F O

>>40345276
Left side for reason in the pic.

Even if it's BS, it feels better.

>>40345288
Late but kek

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Slept on my sides all my life but in the past year it started to hurt my ribs, like within 60 seconds of turning onto my left side my right ribs will start to ache. So now I can only fall asleep on my back which also sucks. Every morning I remember waking up once or twice in the middle of the night, turning onto my right side, then falling back asleep. It fragments my sleeping and leaves me drowsy all day. How do I escape this hell /fit/? I give myself 9 and a half hours to sleep and wake up feeling like I only got 6 every day.

>>40345276
>>40345288
Opie the samefag of the century

>not sleeping in this position standing up
Enjoy your weak little shoulders, bitches

>>40345288
wrekt
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>>40345288
>the city of OP

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>>40369606
Pic

>>40345288
O
M
G

>>40345288
Fucking lmao

>>40345288

It's over

>tfw only sleep on my side because I'm super scared of sleep paralysis.
>tfw my dreams are absolutely fucking horrifying every single night but they're only scary when I wake up.
>tfw sleep paralysis would bridge the gap and allow the demons to take me away.

SEND HELP.

On my side cuz I have sleep apnea and I have a chance of dying if I sleep on my back

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>>40345288
senpai

>>40345288
ooohh daddy, ADD ME IN THE SCREEN CAP S3NPAI

Fuckig kek

>>40345276
like a dead man trying to live

>>40369472
try stomach facing down

>>40345276
>Pyloric Sphincter-lets

When will they learn?

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>>40345288
Rickity rickity wrecked son

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>>40345288
Sleep is for the weak anyways.