Boogie2988

not your personal trainers

>>40344716
Is he beyond redemption?

>>40344741
he'll have to deal with long term damage he's already got through his lifestyle, even if someone were to whip him into shape over the course of a few years. because he'll never do it on his own, no matter what he says. he might suffer some near death shit soon and then claim that it's time to change, but he'll be back to his old way of life soon after.

>>40344705
hes lost like 7 pounds in the last 6 years, theres no saving him, he STILL makes mistakes for his obesity and inability to lose weight.

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>>40344705

I doubt anything can save him desu.

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>>40344705

You don't. You watch him die. He'll tweet about it until he loses consciousness.

Boogie has maintain 500-550+ pounds for the last 10 years.

That means he had consumed on average a minimum of 5000-5500 calories per day for at least the last decade.

His mind/body is obviously accustom ton consuming 5000+ calories per day. He has been at that weight for so long that it's become his bodyweight set point. Set point bodyweight would be where your body engages homeostasis mode to the extreme.

The only way to escape homeostasis is to diet down and maintain the new bodyweight for at least 1 year at the very minimum.

My proposed goal for boogie2988

1. Lose 100 pounds
2. Maintain the -100 pounds for at least 3 months
3. Lose another 100 pounds
4, Maintain the -200 pounds for at least 6 months
5. Lose another 50 pounds
6. Maintain the -250 pounds for another 3-6 months
7. Lose another 50 pounds
8. Maintain the -300 pounds for at least 12 months
9. Lose any remaining weight he wants to lose in 8 week fat loss phase followed by 8 week maintenance phases
10. End results is a 180-200 pound male.

He must lift weights (bro split) 5 days a week (45min sessions), and also do some form of cardio (45min) everyday.

His calories will be limited to 3500 for the first fat loss phase, 3000 for the second, 2500 for the third, 2000 for the fourth. He will not take his calories under 2000, all fat loss after that will come slowly from consistent exercise and sticking to his lowest possible caloric limit of 2000.

This is the only viable long term permanent solution for boogie.

No fad diet, no special programs, no restricting food groups.

Boogie will also be forced to attend mental health sessions for a professional mental health expert who has years of experience in dealing with those with child hood trauma and eating disorders. The psychologist/psychiatrist must NOT be politically left wing.

>>40344705
If he stop being fat then he'll have no job. His subscribers only sub and watch his videos out of pity for him

>>40344865
Boogie can't walk 10-12 hours a day because his legs are stapped up and evavated to prevent his heart from exploding or some shit. Never happening.

If he just dieted and been honest I'd have sympathy for his situation.

>>40344855
>what_i_eat.jpg

wow bro thx for letting us know ur super healthy and stuff thats awesome

>>40344741
Yes. Because he doesn't want to change. he would rather die early then lose weight. He can talk about shit all the time. But his actions prove that he would simply rather die then lose any amount of weight. Which is a real shame.

You can't change a person. A person has to want to change. At best when he dies, hopefully his early death will motivation someone else that wants a future to make the changes he is unwilling to make.

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>>40344922

your'e welcome

>>40344705
You don't.
If DDP couldn't save him, nobody can.

We have the threads all the time but they always arrive at the same conclusion. Boogie is going to kill himself. He has found his solution countless times and at this stage it's all just hollow words. We're never going to see him at a normal weight because he'd prefer to die spouting excuses than live with the truth

>>40344705
Why do we want to save this degenerate fat fuck?

Honestly putting him out of his misery would be the nicest thing to do for him at this point. His conditions are only going to get worse and worse. Isn't one of his legs practically rotting as is?

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>>40344705
>mfw

>>40344705
>definition of addiction is to continue with a pattern of behavior despite negative, sometimes self-destructive, consequences
>yfw you realize people say you can't be addicted to marijuana, but then you take a look at this guy who's clearly addicted to food even though he knows his addiction will kill him while marijuana kills no one

>>40344705
what makes me mad is the countless fans who make excuses for him and defend him

>>40345095
His story about the infection makes zero sense

How did his other leg become infected out of a hundred times it spread and it never progressed to his thigh? why would it infect the other leg if it wasn't cut?

>>40345117
>pothead trying to turn yet another thread into a "le weed" argument

>>40344705
Make him to do something stupid so he ends up in prison. Or simply, take him to the mountain cabin and lock him up himself and feed him with normal food.

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Tell him to do more /fit/ approved videos
https://twitter.com/Boogie2988/status/830566454156197888

THIS IS A FUCKING VIDEO

>>40345117
Habit forming, not addictive. Anything can be habit forming.

>>40345148
I've been wondering how prisoners maintain their weight and get ripped, does anyone know if the caloric intake is always fixed or do they have reasonable ways of getting more food?

>>40345166
Addiction is when you can't kick the habit

>>40345149
my mind when i saw this image https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVOHTGYoM6E

>>40345173
Threatening newfags with rape if they don't give up their grub

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>>40344705
>>40344741
You realize to maintain that weight he must be eating 5,500 calories per day right?

There is nothing we can do. He has chosen the 6,000kcal/day way of life and he has been rolling with it for years. Just let him do it. He'll be dead soon anyway.

>>40345117
Yeah man breathing non-oxygen into your air without a filter and then holding it for 15 seconds must be really great for your alveoli and brain cells. No negative effects at all!

Any time you are breathing not-air into your fucking lungs it is bad for you. Don't believe gay stoners who tell you otherwise.

>>40345213
So that giant fucking hambeast is only eating about twice as much as a healthy man? I think of people like him as eating at least five times as much as a normal person.

>>40345252
Small habits every day that build up over years, man. 200 kcal surplus every day for 15 years will fuck your shit up senpai

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>>40345213
mother of god what are those horrifying mutant things?

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>>40344705
Put him down like Old Yeller.

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>another obnoxious video game YouTube celebrity
>worth saving

>>40344855
>tfw this alone would cost me over 60 bucks a day

BULLSHIT

Is Boogie, dare I say it, /ourguy/ now?

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>>40344705
He is beyond saving now. Even if he loses all that weight he will still have all that loose skin

>>40345495
Boogie may be a fat pathetic fuck, but at least he's not black dsp.

>>40345252
As he balloons in size he also becomes increasingly sedentary, meaning not only is he consuming more per day but he's also burning less.

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>>40345525
You mean EDP? He actually lifts though

>>40345148
No prison could take him in at that size

>>40344705
you can't save someone that doesn't care about saving themselves

>>40344705
SNRIs to avoid binge eating and also lightly increasing his metabolic rate.

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force feed him lentils and salad until he can wipe his ass without assistance

>>40344902
he should start by swimming for cardio not walking

>>40344922

Found the triggered IIFYMer

Enjoy that pop tart bud

>>40345160
LARD GARGLIN

>>40344705
we need to kill it, it's ruining the environment with its ten gallons of beetus dew a day.

>>40344705
>How do we save him

kidnap him, lock him in a basement without food for half a year. occasionally give him multivitamin and mineral supplements so he doesn't suffer nutrient deficiencies.

keep him locked up for a year and he will have lost a large amount of weight, though it will probably take him 3 or 4 years to get down to a normal weight.

>>40345213
>>40345269
Seconded. Holy shit WTF those hellbeasts.

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why does it matter? He is going to die this year anyway.

>>40344741
Yes

>>40344865
>Set point bodyweight would be where your body engages homeostasis mode to the extreme.
Kek. At most the body can save 5% energy by messing with stuff like immune response, energy levels etc. After that it would have to kill you to save significant calories. 5% is hardly "extreme."

But sure, psychological factors and hormonal balance take a time to adjust. So we agree on that part.

>>40345213
my dick just receded and my asshole clenched when I opened that pic

>>40344865

Left wing =/= fat acceptance.

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>>40345149
what the

>>40345149
Did he catch the black?

>>40344865
>anything I don't like is left-wing
A hardcore left winger would just shoot boogie for being a social parasite.

>>40345149
Is that dead tissue?

>>40344855
thigh and beef touching

reeeeeeee

>>40346501
Dying, yeah.

Most death fats have greyish skin because of poor circulation. That's the first stage of tissue death, they are constantly on the verge of starting to rot.

>>40345166
Dumbass, on bottles of oxycodone it says "this medication may be habit forming"

What the fuck is the difference?

>>40346519
>not thigh and broccoli

>>40345137
I don't smoke weed. I'm just saying it's an addictive drug and if you don't think so you're a child.

>>40345236
I'm talking about addiction, a psychological consequence. Not physical consequences.

>>40345995
quick google reverse search says it's mole crickets

>>40346540
If you are suddenly without your weed this day going forward, you'd be fine.

Take away someones xanax, or booze, or opiates, and they go into shock and seizure and suffer catastrophic brain damage.

>>40346545
Maybe he is about to prepare all that stuff in one giant pot and just eat it over the week. Would probably be the simplest way of eating healthy with minimal effort and totally worth the slight loss in nutrients.

Or, you know, it's just a stupid stock photo.

>>40346562
They'll use the technical definition of "addiction" to say you're wrong (and, technically, they're right), it's not an addictive drug, but it is one you can become dependent on emotionally, socially, and recreationally, and as such fits the colloquial definition of "addictive" but not the medical/technical.

>in other words, you aren't wrong
>but your'e wrong
>i'm a faggot, have a nice day

srs question can you even jack off at that weight

>>40346573
Cocaine and crack cocaine also have no physical withdrawal.

Are you going to say they're not addictive drugs?

He could probably burn off like 5 pounds of blubber a day on a DNP/Clen stack. He's likely too fat to even feel the sides. Trouble is getting him to not regain it all within a month.

what do you think boogies kryptonite is?

>>40344855
where are the six limes?

>>40346614
DNP/Clen/water aerobics/have someone who gives a shit cook for the fat fuck and no snacking.

He'll drop pounds like the UK parliament

>>40346652
this post really activated my almonds

>>40346600
>cocaine and crack
>no physical withdrawal

wat

His explanation is a bit off, though. Addiction is when your body forms a chemical dependence on a drug, either physically or mentally, where stopping a drug would force your body, chemically, to crave it, a much stronger craving than, say, not being allowed to eat your favorite food or not being able to play video games, or not having the chance to "blaze up" as they say.

Something being habit forming just means it exists, since anything can be habit forming, even dumb shit like smacking yourself in the face with a stick, if you enjoy it enough to keep doing it. But it's not likely to make you willing to stab someone to death over it.

>>40346690
psychoactive chemicals are released when you eat food, some people get literally addicted to the feeling and need more of it than is healthy.

>>40346730
While I am sure there are items that exist in a grey area between addiction and habit forming, I don't think the chemicals (dopamine?) that get released into the body when you eat are anywhere near a high enough in average people (ie. 99% of us) level to leave the tolerance/inhibitor zone, no matter how much you eat, unless you're one of those freak .01% of people that actually have a legitimate dysfunction. I know you can permanently fuck up stuff like your insulin level and that will make you able to eat more and more sugar without getting the "dude stop wtf" signal, but I'm not sure that would count as actual addiction either.

>>40346501

Due to poor circulation. That discoloration is likely a combo of diabetes and cardiovascular disease.

http://www.webmd.com/diabetes/skin-problems#1

>>40345149
boogie is beyond this Earth

>>40346573
What? Hahahahaha as an heavy ex opiate user and now working with addicts I have never ever seen or heard about a junkie getting serious brain damage or a seizure if they go cold turkey from opiates. You are spewing out bullshit and just proved you actually dont know shit.

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>>40346537
>death fats
reminded me of this

>>40344705
Hope he fucking kills himself choking on food or a stroke/heart attack.

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>>40344705
He's beyond saving

If boogie wanted to lose weight and save himself he would have done it. He's got a massive following of people who will praise him for losing 2lb's in a month, making him feel good about it, stopping him from pursuing his apparent wants to lose weight. 2lb's in a month is fuck all, especially for somebody of his size. If he truly wanted to lose weight that shit would melt off of him like butter in the first week.

But he's content been fed compliments from his fans, who are innocently killing him.

Boogie is smart enough to not fall for the calories In calories out meme. The calculator doesn't even work in the sticky. He knew it was because his genes and only has to blame god for his troubles not himself.

>>40346481
A hardcore left winger would feel bad for him and ask if they could pitch in to help him afford food to keep his life style up. He is a victim.

>>40347490
Why doesn't he get some kind of stomach staple/sleeve or something while he is at it?

>>40345236
You're not supposed to hold the smoke for that long. Most of the THC is absorbed like 5 seconds in.

>>40347730
>left-wing politics is what I want it to be, quit ruining my straw-man!

according to all politics surveys posted on /fit/, most people hear lean left - still there are constant fph threads.
most of Europe is significantly more left wing than the US and also much less obese, even if you control for factors like income, ethnicity etc.

>>40347730
>Left = SJW
That's like saying Right = containment zone frog-poster.

>>40347744
It's pointless if he eats shit anyway

>>40347744
Too much shock, that would kill him. Once you're over 400, you're pretty much done, unless you're the Big Show.

>>40348038
People have come back from 600lbs+, but yeah, the kind of person that let's himself be 400lbs for a decade or more overwhelmingly doesn't have the mentality to do anything get worse.

he can't leave the house. get his dumbfuck wife to stop feeding him.

>>40348859
Nope. She can't wait for him to croak. Plus he probably gets really abusive if he is hungry, most terminal fatties are like that.

>>40345213
>5,500 calories per day
I eat 7.000 calories a day and I'm only 250lbs. Boogie is eating at least 20.000 a day. If you ask yourself how 20k a day is possible
>Drink sugar only, never drink water
>Eat treats only, never eat regular food

>>40344705
Why save him

>>40344705
this guy is profiting off threads like this

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So this might sound stupid, but what would happen if you were to remove his tastebuds?

Like you would have to eat less if it took out the best part right?

>>40344705
How does he even get to his dick? Does piss just dibble out of a hole in his front-butt?

>>40349225
this is one reason why so many older smokers are skinny

their taste buds are so damaged that they can't taste food and thus have lower appetites

give him cigarettes

>>40344705

He's 42, he had a good run, just let him go.

>>40344855
where are the complex carbs?
Those aren't anywhere near enough eggs/nuts to get enough dietary fat

>>40348753
The surgery is only about 20 to 30% of the work though. It always has to come with a radical change in dietary habits, or people end up ballooning back up to their original weight.
Source : I'm a nurse and I've worked in a bariatric surgery ward.

>tfw boogie can barely fucking walk, and despite being immobile and sick still has a more active social life than me.

what hellish existence is this.

>>40346614
He would literally drop dead of cardiac arrest.

That being said, I'm surprised he didn;t already.

>>40349403
The existence you created through your inaction and inertia to change

>>40344705
>My wife is fixing my drunk friends pancakes while we draft magic while lil' dickie plays on the sound system
What did he mean by this?

>>40346519
>implying you don't like a beefcake rubbing up on your thigh
no homo

>>40344865
>That means he had consumed on average a minimum of 5000-5500 calories per day for at least the last decade.

>yfw if he fasted for a single day he'd lose almost 2lbs

>>40345790

lol at that size mate you start at just standing up and down, or raising his own legs, at this stage the energy expended just getting him to the pool would be enormous.

>>40349403

This >>40349513

Boogie's obese because he eats food all day and doesn't move. You're socially retarded because you eat shitposts all day and don't put yourself out there.

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>>40349580
>yfw if he fasted for a single day he'd lose almost 2lbs

>>40349663
well, about 1.57lbs, the first hundred pounds would literally fly of him in under 3 months on PSMF.

that's a huge improvement in quality of life in just three months.

>>40344741
I'm saying this as a fat fuck right now; if he really, REALLY wanted to change he'd do it. I was 330, heading in a bad direction in life, now 280 and working to be at least 220 by October with realistic goals. He's been "losing weight" for what five years now? And trying "really hard". He complains about how his medical team juuuust can't figure out how to get the weight off him. I bet he goes through doctors who keep telling him he needs to lose the god damn weight until he finds one who will try shit that obviously won't work and keep sucking his money tit dry. And the worst fucking part of this? There are little kids on YouTube. Little kids who might be getting called chubby, go to YT to learn how to lose weight, and this blubber cunt is telling them it is basically OK to be like him.

Fuck boogie, fuck boogie, and fuck boogie.

>>40349355
there's plenty of fat in the meat too, sperg

>>40346587
Your hands probably can't even reach the peepee. He probably has a bag.

>His wife has been getting in shape the last few months
She is looking good too.
She's ready for him to die to take all his youtube money.
Or is already cheating on him on the side.

I do wonder if they even bother with sex anymore with him gaining/not losing weight, and her actually losing weight.

How do people not feel gross fucking a blob?

...how do blobs get more sex than me? ;-;

>>40344705
wtf happened to this man? shopped? he used to just be a fatass around that time he made that stolen mountain dew video, how could he be THIS in only a few years? is THAT even walkable?

>>40344705
I must not spend enough time on the internet. I have no idea who this guy is

>>40349773
He's in an "Open" marriage

>>40349796
You are so fucking lying.
Source please.
Make my night.

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>>40349811

>>40344902
>stapped up and evavated

...wut?

>>40349811
He did a video of it then unlisted it

>>40349830
please, you can tell from the posture that dude is gay

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>>40349856
Takes on to know one

>>40349838
Its not because of his heart, its because his legs are necrotic with fluid build up so he needs to keep them elevated to prevent the fluid from building up too much.

Boogie is beyond saving at this point. He's made his decisions. I actually predict he'll die this year.

>>40349880
Should we start a death pool?

I'm going to say Christmas day this year.

>>40349895
I reckon around thanksgiving.

>>40349830
That doesn't prove anything.

>>40349921
You remind me of my little brother who jams his fingers in his ears and screams every time someone proves him wrong

so when he dies, will those close to him admit its because of his weight, or will they blame it on some unrelated condition?

>>40349944
Fat shaming

>>40349935
>>40349830
How is a picture of a girl next to a man proof of them being in an open relationship and fucking?

>>40349904

top kek m8.

Reckon an elephant rifle could do the trick.

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>>40346645
food

has he posted his annual THIS TIME 4 REALZ IM GOING TO GET HEALTHY vid yet

>>40349180

You will catch him up, dont worry

>>40350262
Quarterly you mean

>>40349830
He's clearly gay anyway look a the body language

>>40350262
That is what annoys me about him. I fully accept that sometimes people fuck up, give up hope, or simply don't care until consequences hit and get themselves into a bad place. I did exactly that with alcohol. But there comes a time where you look at yourself and decide enough is enough, and set out to make a change. Boogie has done this many times. However he never actually fucking does anything about it.

He literally has rot in his legs and must be nearly immobile. He can still turn things around if he really tries, we have seen people do just that, but he fucking doesn't. It really annoys me because he seems like a decent guy who has had a shitty life and things are now looking up for him. Why won't he just fucking do something

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>>40345828
SALAD DODGING

>>40346652
*seven

>88

Is he a white nationalist?

>>40349225
Fatties don't eat for your taste
They just eat

Like, if you look at what most obese people eat, it's not tasty gourmet stuff
It's usually bland as fuck so they just eat pound after pound of it

>>40347858
Lefties are retards. Enjoy 4 years of trump faggot

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>>40344705
First of all it's should be noted that his endocrine system probably is fucked up due to his obesity. He craves way more food than he needs so eating at/below maintenance will feel like starving to him.
This coupled with the fact that he is practically immobile means that someone has to stop bringing him food, even if that makes him feel horrible (it will). It's the only way.
I can't understand why his wife and cucking roommate still ship junkfood to him as he totally depends on them to maintain his bulk. Also the fact that he is making money of being a fat fucking failure of a person is horrible. Like some sort of 19th century freakshow except now people can claim the 'feel sorry for him' and that his 'advice is great'.

>>40347876
This is a good post, I'm rightwing and can't fucking stand all these epic /r/the_donald frogposters and I'm sure there are plenty of left wing people equally embarrassed by the fags over at tumblr

>>40345149
Is this reversible?

>>40345495
This is Low....

>>40351700
cry about it on /r/HAES or something you bitch nigger.

>>40344705
Honestly his death will teach his followers way more than his life did.

>>40351058
>he seems like a decent guy

That's where you're wrong, kiddo. Boogie is a piece of shit using emotional manipulation/abuse to convince people to enable his suicidal lifestyle. You don't get that big and stay that big, for that long, without being very good at keeping enablers around. In his case he's recruited thousands of virtual enablers as well, who provide him with a six-figure income as well as constant validation.

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>>40349180


I don't know how I used to live like this.

I eat bread and I feel like shit now.

>>40345298
came here to say this

Would it be legal for me to start a fat rehab program where fatties sign up to be incarcerated within a hotel which is fitted to be a very comfortable prison?

Each room would have a treadmill and they would receive a treat of some kind of junk food which they could pick off a menu (with no piece exceeding 500 calories) every Saturday morning if they hit their weightloss target per week.

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Lads, how do you induce diarrhea quickly? I'm too poor to afford any meds and the only thing I have is food from the food bank.

Any advice would be appreciated.

>>40352147
Forgot to mention I'm constipated.

>>40352147

enema

>>40352147
Cut a bunch of mushrooms into really thin and small slices, then eat them.

>>40344705

>mirin' bulk

>>40352147
2 cups of coffee back-to-back usually gives me diarrhea, might work for you

>>40352465
I'll try that, thanks.

>>40352267
That sounds super weird, don't have any mushrooms unfortunately.

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>>40352147

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>>40346387
>>40345995
>>40345269
Mole crickets are kinda cute, don't bully them ;__;

>>40344705
kidnap him,keep him in a cell then only give him 2000 calories a day and water

he'll have a pull up bar and a skipping rope in his cell

>>40352667
The hell is fight milk?

>>40353226
Shut up, bird

>>40344705
We don't.

He must be the first to save himself before anyone else can.

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Idk him and everyome else makes it so complicated. All this guy needs to do is use one of these mini exercise bikes under his desk while he plays vidya. He'll remain entertained and distracted enough from food. He can do it while he streams and have people set challenges for him or at least keep him accountable.

>>40344705
God helps those who help themselves.

>>40345149
>>40346441
>>40346463
>>40346501
>>40351675
This is what happens when you become diabetic, your kidneys can't filter water as well and so you have water retention and so the heart can't pump all of the fluid out of the feet
fluid pools at the bottom of the feet, this guy has advanced stages where it is creeping up his leg, this also happens in the fingers
What happens next is the tissue starts to die, and then they need to get amputations or they will go septic and die

>>40344705
Who the fuck is shilling this tub of lard and why do I have to see him on multiple different boards?

>>40354442
boogers is a good boy

>>40354166
It's less about water retention and more about the high sugar content acting like sandpaper in his veins. All the small veins wear down and die. This is why diabetics go blind

>>40354048
I'd guess his thighs are too fat to use one of these.

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How did Boogie manage to outlive that Totino's guy Justin Heard? Pic related. The absolute madman, can he be stopped?

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>>40347490
MY FUCKING TAX DOLLARS ARE GOING DOWN THE DROWN TO PAY FOR THIS BLUBBERBUTT'S OBAMACARE

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>>40355078

>>40354557

jesus christ how horrifying

>>40345213
>>40345269
Chocolate cockroaches

Capture level 2

>>40353226
Awesome protein drink developed by bouncers

People who naively think boogie can be saved need to get their facts in order. Even if he lost the weight somehow, his legs have necrotized beyond salvation and he refuses to amputate them despite not using them. Boogie MUST spend 12 plus hours a day in a horizontal position or risk slipping into sepsis which is often fatal.

He's gone. He's a corpse with a twitter feed.

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>>40344741
>is he beyond redemption?
Most of the time I'd say no, but Boogie actually isn't going to make it, here's why;
>already in his 40's
I think a lot of people forget how old Boogie is due to his appearance and personality, activity starts getting difficult for people in late middle age even when they aren't 500lb lard balls. He's also very set in his ways
>has been a big fat fuck for his entire life
His muscles are atrophied, his heart and circulatory system are probably fucked, and I'm guessing that any kind of joint or skeletal problem a person could have Boogie has or is on the verge of having.
>tons of leg problems that prevent standing/walking
He always talks about how much his legs hurt and how he has to elevate them for several hours a day to drain fluids, even basic exercise like walking is probably not happening.
>he's mentally weak
I get that he's had a rough life or whatever, but Boogie's life hasn't been marked by overcoming adversity, in fact it's quite the opposite, he let his life slip away from him and was a penniless college dropout before he lucked his way into E-fame. He has never responded to pressure by buckling down or working harder, rather his response has always been to immediately give up. Boogie has literally never done anything difficult in his entire life, he's not going to start in his mid 40's.

>>40344895
This. I comment on his "I need to lose weight, for realsies dis time" videos saying the same thing
They (other viewers and boogie) don't like it, lol.

>>40356767
Quality post desu.

>>40354048
Holy shit I NEED this.
Would be the perfect counter to my incessant foot tapping

>>40346422
Even if our hypothetical left wing psychologist isn't a fat acceptance advocate they're still just going to make a person like Boogie worse, the last thing he needs is someone telling him he's a woman now and that he should take hormones or that he's gay. It would be like throwing gasoline on a fire.

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>>40357082
Don't get that one, it sucks. I had bith, and this one is miles better:

https://www.amazon.com/MagneTrainer-ER-Mini-Exercise-Bike-Exerciser/dp/B000V53KD8

>>40357406
Thanks for the recommendation.

The under-the-desk ellipticals look pretty good but 1.5x more expensive

>>40357406
>>40357082
those actually work? i feel like the range of motion is so small your heart rate wouldn't accelerate enough to burn any meaningful amount of calories.

>>40357483
you're still moving regardless.

From my restless legs I know I'm burning a small but significantly extra amount of calories a day.

>>40355078
To hazard a guess Boogie's taste in junk food was probably a little easier on his heart, meanwhile Big Mastadon ate so much greasy shit that he always looked like he had just showered with olive oil.

>>40357483
The magnetraine has fairly decent resistance on the high end, the other model has hardly any at the highest level. Also one of the pedals bent off, but I really like cycling, so that might be more on my legs than it.

>>40357481
Glad to be of service. Never used the elliptical ones, but interesting.

>>40346690
I think you're confusing physical dependence with addiction.

Addiction is continuing to engage in a specific behavior or using a specific substance despite negative consequences that would cause a non-addict to cease using that specific drug or engaging in that specific behavior.

Physical dependence does not equal addiction. A patient with chronic pain is physically dependent on opioid drugs, but not addicted. A crack cocaine user who robs people for crack despite having a criminal record is addicted to cocaine but isn't physically dependent on cocaine (cocaine doesn't cause physical dependence).

>>40347490
Do you think he was sitting normally and it broke, or was he like leaning for something

>>40357827
Probably just collapsed his fat ass into it all at once as the morbidly obese tend to do.

>>40345213
Those bugs look cool

>>40344705
He needs to die

>>40358111
God, she's such a troll and all his fans say she's 'smoking hot' (compared to Boogie she is but still)

>>40344705
Eutanasia

>>40344705
get him to the 'ch0n

>>40356767
Boogie irreversibley BTFO

>>40356563
My fucking sides

>>40344705

One of us who lives near him should abduct him and force him to exercise and eat properly.
Literally drive him to the woods and keep him in an area (not hard I'm sure considering he couldn't run away).

>>40352066

I saw one anon comment on the fact that Boogie has so many fans and is so popular mainly because he's quite articulate, and at the same time very manipulative.

If he was just a fat slobbering retard people woulnd't accept his shit, but since he's quite eloquent he can explain it all away with his abusive past and shit. Which really is quite fuckedup when you think about it.

>>40358910
which anon said that?

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>>40358265
It would be worth consideration if both his legs weren't rotting away, and he wasn't likely taking a medly of medication. He'd likely cark it halfway through the first week. Boogie's dumb ass isn't worth going to jail for murder. And don't even pretend like any of us could hide the body and beat cops hunting us down. Well, unless it was this cop.

>>40359059
dat FWD tho

>>40349904
Good guess

>>40344741
>Is he beyond redemption?

Yes, he will die soon. I'm more worried about the kids that watch these videos. I think the message he's sending is really going to fuck them up long term.

>>40347623
He probably eats 6000 calories a day, he probably shits out 2 lbs a day before consuming it again.

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>>40351132

>>40351700
tier...

>>40357483
I got a cheap one and it would slide about the floor if I tried to get my heart rate up at all. They aren't good for real cardio.
But for someone like boogie it would be perfect.

>>40346519
kek

>>40344855
>only 3 eggs

He needs a real job where someone else keeps him accountable for what he does in the hours he's active. Playing games at home, for money or not, is probably the worst lifestyle for an obese person.

Twinkie on end of a fishing pole.

>>40346519
>>40344855
I think it's pork

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>>40344716
What if he roids? HARD

He cant be saved by normal Meana, so why not go full Frankenstein?

>>40346573
Xanax and alcohol are the only drug withdrawals that will kill you cold turkey if they've progressed bad enough.

Is liposuction an option?

>>40347730
Leftist here. He's a victim of capitalism and consumer culture. I feel bad for him.

>>40344705
>how do we save him?

We give him the sweet release of a quick and painless death.

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>>40360938

>>40344705
get a patreon going for a gastric bypass

>>40344855
>zero seasoning
reeeeeeeee

>>40357335
Agreed, lefty psycholigists/shrinks/whatever the fuck you want to call them are fucking incompetent at effecting change. They bring a message of coping and acceptance, not a message of rising above your own shit and becoming stronger.

You need someone who understands that sometimes you need to be broken down before you can be built up.

If you get a psychologist who's not afraid to tear you down for your own victim bullshit like I did after my sexual assault, then one day everything falls into place and you come out feeling like a new man.

It's like being a piece of stone that doesn't realize it's being chiseled into a statue, it just thinks its being beaten mercilessly. Then one day the sculptor slaps a mirror in front of you and you realize that you're better than you ever were.

>>40349684

Goes to show how much of a self-lying lazy fuck he really is.

>>40362948
>effecting change
>effect
>To bring about
You are one of the first people on the internet I've seen use the verb effect correctly.
You're alright anon.

>>40356767
>Boogie actually isn't going to make it, here's why

This needs to be a clickbait article somewhere.

>>40358265
>One of us who lives near him should abduct him

You are greatly overestimating /fit/'s 1rm.

>>40363967
TOP 4 REASONS BOOGIE ISN'T GOING TO MAKE IT (YOU WON'T BELIEVE #3!)

>>40364004
Kek

>>40344716

kek

I wish him the best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qY3iExEYr7w

>>40367283

Cynthia Lewis is going 100% in the comments

>>40344855
>No peas

kek. Have fun dying early.

>>40344705
Bullet to the head

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>>40344705
Drop him in Africa he'll either starve himself or be eaten by hungry nigs.

>>40368969
>nigs eat him
>instantly get diabeetus
>diabeetus turns viral
>Africa wiped out due to diabeetus virus
>symptoms nicknamed the "Boogie Nights"

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>>40370617
>Boogie Nights

>>40347017
>average women's size in this country is a 14

I wear a 4. Without a 1 in front. How large does your belly have to be to fit in a 14?

>>40346075
Quads cancels this.

>>40370829
Melbourne?

>>40372259
What? You can't cancel a quint with a quad. Equal or greater value, man.

>>40344865
You're on the right track, but definitely missing the mark. I work with extreme medical weight-loss cases quite a lot.

>He must lift...
No, actually the first phase is no lifting or meaningful exercise of any kind. People with this much excess fat require a fasting period that is roughly equivalent to a bear in hibernation for the winter. What you want to do (aside from consult a physician, because this is a very dangerous process that requires regular check-ups) is go for supervised fasting periods with medically minimal caloric intake.

This is going to mean one relatively vitamin rich meal (greens and a little protein) every 24 hours. Sleep more, drink plenty of water, and otherwise fight the lizard brain that wants calories. You do this for several months until the gross weight is coming off.

Only after the gross weight is off do you begin light exercise and target an appropriate calorie count. Once the first year is behind you, then you take the stabilized diet and begin to hit a healthy exercise regime.

I agree about the shrink, but good luck finding a good one. The best bet most have is a trusted family member at home or wife, child, etc. The biggest hurdle is time. Even if you have relatively healthy organs under all that fat (not likely), the hibernation therapy process takes about a year to deal with that kind of weight and you'll be functionally useless at any job, school, or hobby during much of the first six months due to being seriously calorie deprived.

>>40344705
lipo half of it, get him doing non-joint/bone damaging light cardio, occasional lifting and tell him to diet ffs.

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>>40346645
Anything his stomach can break down enough in time for his biweekly convoy to the shitter

>>40372678

He'd never go for it. He'll be just like the ones stuck in a fat loss institution sneaking food from the food carts. When push comes to shove (if you can even push or shove that thing), fat people will find a way to cheat. The fat Mexican guy who was at one point the fattest man on Earth was given similar treatment and failed miserably.

Ideally I would think some light exercise would be beneficial for him. Something like sitting in a couch and clapping to some songs, building up to 30 minutes and slowly decrementing his caloric intake. Nothing very noticeable since he'd subconsciously would start fighting it.

Having a very very fat man fasting would only lead to disastrous results and have him jump back onto eating at a surplus the moment he's off that phase with the excuse of "B-b-but I deserve it".

>>40345495
He has enough money to fix those loose skin

>>40345173
they have kiosks where they can buy ramen and tuna. also, guys who work the kitchen smuggle food out.

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>>40346519

>>40373358
Can an American explain what is happening in this image?

>How do we save him, /fit/?

You don't. He doesn't have the willpower, so it's a waste of time anyway. Let him die. His death will serve as an example and will help motivate others.

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>>40362616

Motivation can't come from outside. You must want it first.

I got really fat for the last 6 years and my family has tried everything to make me lose weight. My mom even switched to brown rice (we're asian so rice is a big deal) and skin all the chickens before cooking but I still eat like a pig and stayed fat.

No one can help you but yourself. I've lost 29kgs so far, and I have 10 more kgs to go.

>>40372678
Would it be possible to put him in a medically induced coma?

Give him an iv with fluids and only the nutrients to keep him alive and then wake him up when the weight is gone?

>>40374565

Honestly, that might work, but the only issue I see is when or if he wakes up, will he go back to his old habits. Chances are he would, simply because he slept through the whole thing, and doesn't know how to handle eating at a normal level. Even if his stomach shrank through the whole coma, his bad habits and lack of restraint alone would lead him back to where he started. Kind of like someone who got liposuction.

>>40349355
what about the whole avacado?

>>40370829
Philadelphia?