When you realized that lifting will not help you solve your problems

how can i stop looking at the floor all the time?

>Get jacked as fuck
>Do stupid shit
>People let me do it because I'm swole
>Project group doesn't let me work on shit
>Their opinion doesn't matter 'cause I'm swole kek

gg

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>>40342306
I have another story

> Be in doctor's office
> qt3.14 young doc
> scans my stomach with an ultrasonic device
> sudden idea pops into my head 'cuz I want to be funny
> here we go again
> "Is this the point where I should ask how far I am with the pregnancy"
> she stops the scan
> completely disgusted look in her face
> tells me to get dressed
> tells me everything is fine and I can go home

I am a fucking lost cause, kill me already

>>40342370
I would have laughed, anon
I sat in a doctors waiting room, checking FB on my phone. I clicked a video on italians cutting a giant cheese wheel. The music blasted throughout the office and a qt 3.14 looked at me in surprise. I looked at her and said "good thing that wasnt porn" and smiled. She literally ran out of the office

>>40342370
I would have laughed

>>40342899
>>40342370

you are funny anons

some people just don't have a good sense of humor

don't let that put you down. you should not feel responsible for them not laughing at your joke

>>40342370
>h-h-how far, uhhh, how am I pregnant
>wtf.jpg
>alright you're done, you can get dressed

>depressed as fuck
>read on the internet lifting helps with depression and self esteem
>three years later look good and got stronger, still depressed, life going nowhere

why even carry on?

>>40342370
Don't be sad because doctor woman didn't laugh at your jokes. I know plenty of doctor women, I'm in a female-dominated specialty, and they are among the most stuck-up and anankastic people there are. She was probably unfucked for too long and lost her soul, quite like some of the people on here.

>>40343018
Better to be buff and depressed than just depressed?

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>>40342370
I know I'm being autistic but the sentence was to long.
>"is it a boy?"
would have been acceptable imo
>>40342899
that's pretty funny actually. plus usually grills like that kind of confidence.
But anyway, chicks have zero sense of humor. They only like "suh randumb xD" humor. Whenever I try to make a woman laugh I just act like I'm entertaining a child and that has never failed t b h. That or I show her my pathetic gainz. Also for some reason grills my age (twentyish) start giggling whenever you act aloof and tread them like children.
>in b4 Chad
not by a long shot m8. they're not flirting. this shit is genuinely funny to them. I've given up on understanding.

>>40343285
I've always liked the show but his standup is terrible except for the one about suicidal people.

>>40343362
His material is not funny, but he is. His voice, his mannerisms and his delivery are the reason it works imo. Also since this is /fit/, post your standup routine.

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>>40342293

> she says "Hey :)"
> me: "Thank you"
> looks at me disgusted
> rushes out of the building

w-what?

did you brush your teeth and speak normally?

IF SO, you dodged a bullet my friend.

>>40342370
Nigga they hear that every other time. You think I'm kidding. You were the 99th person that day to say it and your delivery was just like the others.

>>40343404

Starting Seinfeld is good for beginners but after a few months you should switch to a more difficult program. Personalluy I like the Norm Macdonald Methods.

>my wife is a real battleaxe X 5
>clean and real jerks X 5
>moth joke X F

>>40343990
>not including weighed airplane foods
not gonna make it

>>40342293
>>40342370
These women suck in bed hence being so DYEL with their speech gains

>>40342370
She got scared probably because you took off all your close and she only needed to scan your stomach.