Why Chad Can Eat Pizza

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Here's what I've learned so far:

1. Chad doesn't just eat any old pizza he can find, he gets a specific kind.

Chad didn't tell you that he counts his Calories, but he secretly does. He gets the kind with the nutrition information publicly available, with a good amount of protein in it.

2. Chad is consistent with his pizza.

He eats it every day. Based on my research, I'd have to say he probably makes pizza the vast majority of his diet, with a daily multivitamin and maybe a whey shake and some vegetables or at least fiber capsules at the end of the day if he needs it.

3. Pizza doesn't work for everyone, but not for the reason you think.

It's not because all pizza has shitty nutritional value, it's because the pizza YOU eat has shitty nutritional value.

These 3 findings led me to a single important conclusion.

Chad almost exclusively eats Little Caesar's Hot-n-Ready pizza.

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Here's why Chad only eats Little Caesar's Hot-n-Ready Pizza:

1. The nutritional breakdown of it is actually pretty good.

According to http://www.nutrition-charts.com/little-caesars-pizza-nutrition-facts-calorie-information/ and Little Caesars' own website, each slice of cheese pizza has 250 Calories, 32g of carbs, 12g of protein, and 9 grams of fat. Each slice of pepperoni has 280 Calories, 32g of carbs, 14g of protein, and 11g of fat. Eating a whole cheese pizza will give you 2000 Calories, 256g of carbs, 96g of protein, and 72g of fat. Eating a whole pepperoni pizza will give you 2240 Calories, 256g of carbs, 112g of protein, and 88g of fat. That's pretty good food for most of your day. If you only need 0.5g of protein per pound of body weight, this will cover you up to 192lb (cheese) or 224lb (pepperoni). Any more protein needed can come from whey shakes or other sources.

2. It's cheap.

Each one of these pizzas is $5 plus a little bit more in tax. That's pretty damn good for almost a full day's nutrition. Now you might think "well Chad's rich, why would he want cheap pizza?" It's precisely because he's rich that he eats cheap pizza. You don't get rich by spending $35 on a pizza every day, you get rich by saving your money and being frugal with it. Chad's parents taught him this which is why he can afford nice clothes and your dream car.

Now you too can also be like Chad! All you have to do is replace the vast majority of your diet with Little Caesars' pizza every day. Instead of eating bland chicken and rice that would drive any girl away, you can eat something tasty and "cool" that everyone likes. Sure, keep the whey if you really need it, and do something productive with all that money you save by switching to Chad's diet.

I hope this helps, guys. We're all gonna make it.

Sincerely,

Omega Charlie

Kek'd heartily op

>>40341423
I swear it's legitimate information.

>>40341378
I like your pasta better than Chad's pizza

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>>40341378
>>40341387
>>40341394
shut up faggot he eats like 5 extra large stuffed crust pizzas soaked in grease with a 12 pack of beer every single day and just by doing a few curls and pushups manages to turn it into solid muscle then bones your oneitis by stuffing his 9x7 into her posterior fornix while she moans about how much she loves his superior HEIGHT FACE FRAME and TAINT

>>40341595
>and TAINT

lost my shit right there

>>40341595
Saddest creepiest picture I've ever seen.

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>>40341378
Sage. Go back to your containment thread tripfaggot
>>>/plg/

Reported.

Daily reminder to report tripfags

damn I haven't eaten anything all day, might as well start with some pizza

If you've always been lean, it's easy to stay lean despite a shit diet.

Chads were brought up lean. This is a fact.

It's not rocket surgery.

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>>40341378
>>40341387
>>40341394
kek'd and nice research BUT this chad isnt eating cp or little caesar's

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>>40341854
neither is this one

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>>40341875
or this one

>>40341854
>>40341875
>>40341887
proof?

>>40341854
>redbox
how old is this picture exactly?

>>40341854
>>40341875
>>40341887

Thanks for the data. I guess I should modify my claims to say this instead:

Chad eats Little Caesar's Hot-n-Ready pizza or similar types of cheap, mostly healthy pizza.

Gayest fucking thing I've read in weeks