HOW THE FUCK DO I STOP MY ASSHOLE FROM BEING SO ITCHY?! I FEEL

>>40340556
Stop touching your gum, and then putting it back in our mouth after.

Buy some baby wipes.

>>40340556
If you clean your asshole after shitting this wont be a problem get a bidet or learn how wiping works

>>40340556
You might have a fungal infection OP.

>>40340556
might be candida, also try wetwipes.

Gold bond. Sprinkle some in your underwear in the morning. i'm serious, it's a game changer.

>>40340572
What did he mean by this?

>>40340572
I did this as i read this

>>40340556

you could have pinworms. they're a fucking bitch. i've had them.

read up on them and if it sounds similar to what you have, buy black walnut pills and garlic pills. also eat a lot of pineapple

Serrated butt plugs helped with my itch, try it out.

>>40340934

where does one buy garlic or walnut pills? first time i've heard of them

pinworms?

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>>40340556
Could be your hairy, poop encrusted ass cheeks creating friction. You may simply have irritated hemorrhoids. Try using a cloth or toilet paper that's wetted down to wipe your stanky ass after you shit . And, once it's all nice and clean apply some lotion, literally anything, hand cream/ aloe vera, whatever and it should reduce the friction.

>>40340556

You might have a fungal infection on your ass. Buy some athlete's foot spray and spray your ass with it after you shower. It will burn and "crackle" at first but if you do it every day for two weeks it will go away.

>>40340595
>You might have a fungal infection OP
>>40340623
>might be candida

This.

I had an itchy arse for weeks, it was driving me mad, used GFs thrush cream on it and it cleared right up.

wipe your ass

>>40340556
>▶

OP wash your asshole and go get checked for worms.

>>40340556
Dont use Tissue bro use wet wipes if you dont have wet wipes you wash your bum in the sink

> Ass itches terribly in the evenings and night
> Discover something called 'pinworms' exist
> Never seen them?
> Buy a $10 thing from Walgreens which is explicitly for pinworms
> Drink it
> Never itched again

Problem solved? I don't fucking know. Gross as shit if I really had worms.

>>40340556

Get the Astor and thank me later.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B003TPGPUW/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o04_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

>>40343312
>having a bidet
>upper class shill detected
don't you clean your ass in a tub after taking a shit like normal people?

>>40340574
this. also be more gentle when wiping from now on after you're done with the wipes.

t. guy who has a shit ton of ass problems

>>40340556
go to a pharmacy mart, get some epsom salt, get a nice hot bath going, add maybe a cup or so of epsom salt to it, and soak in there for 20-30 minutes. do this every night before bed for a week or 2. your asshole will thank you.

>>40340584
>bidet
>tfw live in a barbaric country where these aren't common

>>40341184
dude the supplement aisle at walmart has them