Making oats edible

You try cooking them?

>>40339212
blend them and make a smoothie. oats, milk (or chocolate milk), banana, peanut butter, dark chocolate, etc. and drink it down boy. tastes amazing and is heavy on calories.

>>40339212
Make muesli out of it and eat it with milk like you eat cereal.

>>40339212
>>40339253
blend them yes, but put them in the blender first, turn them into oat flour then add everything else... otherwise your shake will be chunky

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honey and cinnamon. enjoy maximum oat life.

Cinnamon & banana.
Try mixing them with whole milk instead of water.

How can you not eat oats with milk on top like a basic human being?

Put a little bit of sugar on top if you can't stand eating so clean.

what oats have the best protons

>>40339459
oats

Cinnamon and Pineapple
The girls will call you honey dick after a few days

>>40339735
i eat my own semen regularly and can confirm. pineapple will give your load amazing sweet taste

>>40339459
river oats

Take a stick of butter. Leave it out so it gets soft. Add a handful or two of powdered sugar. Smash and grind it into a paste with spoon. Add rolled oats and mix again with the spoon. Keep adding oats an mixing until it stops forming huge lumps. Small lumps are fine. Add a couple handfuls of raisins or other fruit. Add milk. Shovel it into your face as fast as you can. If you have tastebuds you'll want to anyway.

milk a.k.a. liquid fascism
peanut butter
honey

boom, done. on a cut a single bowl will sustain you for two days