Holy shit so >tfw cinema got a no singles policy just became

>>40338590
I dont understand why .. explain what this movie is about?

>>40340252
Guy is into bdsm but its not creepy cuz hes "fit" and a billionaire.

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>gym are going to be next on the chopping blocks

Other way around. Gyms already prohibited men, movie theaters are just catching up.

imagine how many milfs youd be able to pull by walking into this movie... theyll be soaking wet and be going through heat and you're the only single guy in the theater

>>40340407
So why are single men not allowed??

>>40341927
no guy will watch that garbage even if they let them in

>>40341927
More importantly, why would you as a single guy want to watch this crap?

>inb4 get laid
Yes, because all these 40year olds who get turned on by whathisname...jamie dornan is something you want

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wtf is the point of this thread?

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>>40340561
>imagine how many milfs youd be able to pull by walking into this movie
thats disgusting mate, have some standards

I went to John Wick the other night with my brother. Our theater was packed full of fatties and a bunch of late 30s women still holding on to what little sex appeal they may have. We also have a bar, so chicks were double fisting drinks left and right walking out of there. Shit was putrid and reminds you of exactly who this film caters to.

I saw the first one with my then gf and the theatre was filled with old Asian men. It was fucked up. Now that I think about it they were probably giving each other hand jobs the whole time. I mean why don't you just put on some HD porn

>>40342312
i remember the first time this shit was in cinema

>live in UK
>drive by theater that is playing it
>never seen so much cattle livestock in my life

>>40338590
So are single women allowed to watch this then? If so then this is clear sexism, double standards much?

>>40338590
>tfw got kicked out of Toy Story 3 for being single male

wish I had friends

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How do I achieve this?

>>40342516
creatine

>>40342442
Maybe you shouldnt have whipped your dick out and started jacking it?

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>my gym now has a no singles policy
>I have a home gym

FUCK YOU MOM

>>40341927

It's a movie for 40-50 y/o women to get wet over.

>>40342516
holy shit those calves

im jelly

>>40342516
what the heck calves

>>40343095
bring your mom

>>40340407
>Guy is into bdsm but its not creepy cuz hes "fit" and a billionaire

Wild guess here, he's a dom.

>>40342516
leg day every day

>>40338590
>one shooting at a theater nearly a decade ago
>No singles policy now

Why?

>>40338590
>Mirror story
>cheeky cinema 'BANS' singles as promotion

why are you so triggered?