/fit/ related sex stories thread

pt. 2
>come back from piss and she's horny as fuck
>she keeps begging me to fuck her
>I spaghetti
>tell her I can't because I have no condom
>she says just pull out
>I say these exact words, "I don't want to be your baby's daddy"
>Actually wanted to fuck but I sperged it
>after another few minutes of her trying to stuff my flaccid member in her crab trap, she gets up and storms off
>go back to the fire where my friends were
>she's hugging the school dickhead who everyone hated who had just arrived
>they go off for a while
>he's completely sober and she's trashed
>she comes back about 15 minutes later crying
>says "he told me he didn't cum in me but I don't know"
>mfw she keeps crying for the rest of the night
>see her around but never talk again

Got my attention
Bump

>>40337374

Thats a good story anon

>>40337395
Thanks anon. Got a couple more.
>21 years old
>had gf since 17 (shortly after beach incident)
>bored of relationship
>since finishing high school I've been a NEET and made some pretty solid gains
>enroll in bullshit travel agent course at TAFE (technical college)
>class of 30 and I'm one of 4 straight guys
>the other guys are all DYEL
>get the attention of a 16 year old small tanned 8/10 bitty who was mirin hard
>compared me to some swole cunt in vampire diaries or some shit
>"yeah he's really sexy"
>realises what she's said (she's dumb as fuck)
>sit together in every class and flirt to ridiculous levels
will cont.

>be celibate for 2 months (no fap, no porn, no sex, no nothin)
>have wet dream last night
>wake up in a sea of cum
>whole bed is a cum mattres
>cum is smeared all over my body
>jumped in the shower and went to the gym. Didn't clean up my bed
>know i have to come home to a cum home
Not happy

>>40337419
Just remembered it was pretty little liars not vampire diaries. Same shit. ANYWAY
>she passes me a note asking if I'll eat her out in my car in the college carpark while she waits for her bf to pick her up
>entertain the idea
>end up saying no because I didn't want to cheat on my gf
>she says it's not cheating because we both have partners (my fucking face when)
>after class we go down and make out in the car
>her bf rocks up and makes her walk to the other side of the carpark
>few days later dumps her boyfriend
>expects me to do the same to gf
>I don't
>she gets pissed and drops out of the course to work at McDonalds
>occasionally serves me and my current gf
>we laugh because my gf knows the story (except the minor cheating part)
>the slut has gained about 15kg since
I have some hilarious texts showing how dumb this bitch is, if anyone is interested

>>40337439
yeah post those texts mate

>>40337419
>Bitty
Nz fag?

>>40337442
One sec, editing out names and shit
>>40337458
Ausfag

>>40337439

Post em.

>>40337374
>>I say these exact words, "I don't want to be your baby's daddy"

drunk you is pretty wise
You'll get far.

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3/7

>>40337459
Hey fellow Oz fag

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4/7

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>>40337490
6/7
The next one is a fucking email lmao

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>>40337494
The date says today cos I screenshot it the day I got it and kept the file

>>40337506
This one was sent after about a year of no contact with her. She has me on fagbook so she knew I still had a gf.

Anyone else want to contribute? I have more but if no one cares then I'll fap my way to bed

soz bro but i don't care. go to bed at 9pm on a saturday you weak dog>>40337510

>>40337530
Run straight homo

>>40337530
Bro it's literally night right know and I'm doing graveyard shift. OP go to bed you faggot

>>40337551
>>40337530
I start at 5am tomorrow, fuck my shit up

>>40337484
>why dont i have the intellectual

i got kind of a depressing one
>be on tinder
>skinny fat but good face and height
>match with a 5/10, better than the chubs i dated a year ago
>she likes dota 2
>thats it...
>but she wants to meet at my place
>live with cousin, he is my bro and we close n stuff
>she arrives and we smalltalk like we in elevator
>it goes well in my opinion
>expressed excitement to my cousin about how I might finally get a gf both b4 and after we met irl
>next time we meet was when cousin brought her home
>im worried
>things go well, try to brush shit off
>she goes full nuclear and wants me to leave the room
>she tells me she is more interested in my cousin than me
>im mad at ger, me and my cousin
>cousin is just looking at me chocked
>storm out, upset and felt like my bro stabbed me in the back
>drama shit ensues
>find out he didnt initiate shit
>her idea to meet up that day with him
>im disappointed
>he tells me he would never do anything to hurt my feelings
>I kinda forgive him but still mad he didnt react when she dropped the bomb
>find out she had mental issues with men and prolly sociopathic
>cousin cut all contact with her
>me and cousin bro be chill now
>we made out (no homo)

thats how I almost got cucked out of my best bro.
jokes aside girls can be crazy disrespectful, dont matter if she has a right to choose but im glad me and my bro are chilling again

>night before xmas eve
>bang fwb
>go to party
>bang second girl and guy at the party
>get trashed
>wake up xmas eve on park bench covered in snow
>idk how i got here
>get home
>start watching commando
>m8 texts me come out with the lads
>his college girl mate there
>start drinking with there
>take her back
>bang her while trashed
>she calls me chris
>thats not my name
>w/e break out bottle of ethanol i'd stolen from school biology
>do shots of that
>suggest anal
>black out after a few rounds
>wake up xmas dick still in her arse
>start thrusting

>>40337490
>Why dont i have the intellectual
>Exactly xx

Laughed hard at this

>>40337571
OP here, bit dog of him not to mention he was meeting up with her, but at least he saw the error in his ways and fucked her off
>>40337582
>that's not my name
had a chuckle

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I never bothered getting tested and she still let me nut in her

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This is after she was talking to me one night

>>40337644
Good effort. I hope you asked her to get tested too tho

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>>40337656
Poor Dave. I feel sorry for the lad but that doesn't mean I'd stop smashing his missus if I were you. Does he even lift?

>>40337715

I did stop smashing eventually when she got all clingy
I very much doubt that he lifts since anyone who can't keep their woman in hand is probably lowtest af

>>40337366
>8/10 is riding me, this girl close to a 9/10
>she's miring my body, touching abs, chest, everything
>moaning and really enjoying herself
>fuck her doggy
>ass is pure perfection and I cum after 10 thrusts
>she lays in my arms for 20 minutes and we have a nice chit chat
>pay 120 euros and leave
Hookers can be fun

>>40337481
>>40337459
sup brehs, Skidney here

>>40337629
https://youtu.be/v1c2OfAzDTI

>>40337749
OP here, hey bruh, as you probably gathered from the messages I'm in Newcastle. Where do you train?

>>40337767
Literally just moved here bro, I don't have a gym sussed out yet. I'm keen to check out the local powerlifting gyms though. I used to train at Powerhouse in NZ and I'm keen to avoid uni/commercial gyms.