>5:15pm >haven't done cardio yet AMA

>DUDE
>FLOTATION TANKS

More Joe Rogan and Alex Jones on /fit/

>>40333864
I wish my shoulders were wider than my torso was tall.

File: joe rogan.jpg (217KB, 970x840px) Image search: [Google]

217KB, 970x840px

>>40333864
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)

THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

ALPHA BRAIN
SHROOMTECH
KRILL & MCT OIL
PRIMATE CARE PILLS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk <---- HIT PLAY NIGGA

>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE

>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA

DUDE BOOOOM LMAO

DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE

>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"

>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"

Joe Rogan, 2015

>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING

Brought to you by SquareSpace©

cue the hempforce mustard

File: MemeVSMeme2.jpg (175KB, 698x350px) Image search: [Google]

175KB, 698x350px

>>40333864
I want Joe Rogan to do the commentary when Fantanio fights The Meteor in their no-holds barred meme cage match.

I am not going for a run because it is raining outside. I might end up going for a walk up some hills if it doesn't stop.

File: download.png (7KB, 218x232px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 218x232px

>>40333864
>8:18 pm
>just woke up from nap
>haven't worked out yet

what do

File: STEALIN UR GAINZ.gif (2MB, 410x396px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 410x396px

>>40334390
Just skip it today, it's pretty late already. Besides, it's Friday night, shouldn't you be heading out soon?

What's /fit/ opinion on Joe Rogan, personally I like him and his podcasts

>>40334410
>imbligating I'm going out tonight
shoo shoo gains goblin

>>40334424
i like him

>>40334390
just workout, we all know you have nothing planned tonight

>>40333864
His body is so fucking weird

>>40334390
literally me

I ended up not working out, ate a very late supper and am chalking my laziness up as a 'rest day'.

Feel so fucking guilty

>>40334334
post the bill burr one

>>40334466
I'm on SL 5x5 tho so it feels really shitty to miss a day

I still might go have a late workout I'm 2depressed2goout desu

File: 1438560083557.jpg (521KB, 1920x1200px) Image search: [Google]

521KB, 1920x1200px

>>40333864
>Found a 10th planet BJJ in my state
>Want to move eventually

Give me one reason not to be near there.

>>40334495
There is a bill burr one?

Oh geezus