Sexual Fitness and Health Thread

>>40331927
it's physically impossible to grow your dick without some form of fucked up device.

That's like saying "hang from the pullup bar everyday for 3 months and your arms will get longer"

Ever since my father died I can't bring myself to smile at people anymore, how do I let women know I am interested if I can't smile?

>>40331954
>mad dicklet

Which fleshlight would be better to cure death grip?

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>>40331954
>More research is needed
>>40331995
I could never smile unless I'm bashful, eye contact, keeping the conversation going will help. But I feel you, not being able to look happy or someone they can enjoy to be around might come off as intimidating
>>40332046
>>>/jp/ for some advice with onaholes, most are on the tighter side.
Any toy will do, however start to resist masturbating and only on occasions use that to relieve yourself.

>>40331954
>That's like saying "hang from the pullup bar everyday for 3 months and your arms will get longer"
if you have bad posture this could actually make you taller

>>40331927
Google CalcSD for a better dick percentile calculator

>>40332163
Awesome, thanks. I do like the sources they used better than the other link.

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Anyone know of a safe way to get extra girth.
I'm planning on going into porn and I don't want to be a girthlet.

>>40332130
thanks for your help, I just feel like if I can't smile I'm some type of creepy weirdo when all I want is a gf to cuddle

>>40332255
jelq for three months then start clamping, but you're already larger than the average porn star, hell you would give danny d a run for his money

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>>40331927
What is even the point of flaccid length? I have no idea what it is, and it also changes a bit depending on temperature and other stuff, but I Am a grower not a shower

>>40332163
Thanks, make sure for the OP of the next thread uses this link.
>>40332255
You're already a monster, I would suggest you don't do any exercises. It will already be hard for any girl to mount you.
>>40332323
If you're going to follow this advice, please take it slow! Many people try to rush into and end up causing some sort of scar.
>>40332404
Flaccid doesn't mean much anyway, no need to pay attention to it.

>>40332404
>>40332404
I think flaccid length represents your potential length.The only reason your flaccid length doesn't match your erect length is due to your cardiovascular health not being strong enough to fully inflate your dong

>>40332539
So being able to move more blood means a more healthier erection? Is this why cardio is recommended?

>>40332255
lol pencil dick don't bother. my 6.5x6 is far more pleasurable and aesthetic

Will my libido improve over time as I get stronger? It's not very good right now. I did several sets of deadlifts last monday instead of squat, meaning I moved more volume than usual, and my libido was great for the following 5 days. When I start squatting what I can deadlift will my libido be similar to this all the time?

>>40332568
yes, a stronger heart means the heart pumps more strongly, which means it doesn't have to beat as many times a minute to move the same amount of blood. Kegels can also help with this

Guys what does a womans skin feel like again? Its been 3 years. Im not sure i can take this any longer

>>40332752
Your question is kinda vague, but squat and deadlift are probably the most integrative full body exercises around meaning they will produce the most growth hormone and test. A higher level of testosterone will probably increase your libido.
>>40332847
a woman's skin is like touching silk, it's super smooth and soft, very nice stuff

>>40332847
Depends whether they're a recovered fatass or not. If they are, it slides around because it's loose and feels weird as fuck.

>>40331927
Anyone know about phimosis type stuff?
I can get about halfway back comfortably before my frenulum gets too tight and stops it rolling back. If I lube up and stretch it my foreskin can roll ~80% back but it is quite painful so I don't think it is a foreskin problem.

What should I do? My GP is a woman so I don't really feel comfortable bringing it up with her.

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>>40331927
I'm pretty thicc desu.

But I just wanna say that it doesn't matter how small your dick is, it's still good unless you got a micropenis but these people should definitely get surgery.

Just fucking look at the Indians, they invented the Kamasutra despite they (apparently, might be BS) have like a 4 inch dicks, similar to some Asians (apparently).

We're all gonna make it in sex life.

>>40332145
Of course but that's not the same thing, that's just fixing your fucking posture. Your dick doesn't have bad posture that can be fixed. You're not actually making yourself taller, you're just fixing posture that makes you look shorter, you were that tall the whole time, and nothing can be changed about that

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>>40332323
Nuh uh. Jelquing will break your dick. Besides I did it for years and got nothing but a numb dick.
And I don't want to give pornstars a run for their money. I want to be seen as a legit monster of cock with numbers to back it up.
Being just another big dick means nothing.


>>40332524
I'm not in it for sex with normal women. I'm in it for porn starlettes and fame. Because once I go into that life, normal women will want nothing to do with me.

>>40332586
Fuck you....

Can someone post the infographic to god tier cum

>>40331954
The man who holds the current record of length says he used weights down there since his youth.

>>40332863
Are you really implying that the test "boost" from squats will have an noticeabe effect on people come on

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>>40333119

>>40333160
Here >>>/news/101839
>Doctors have also been able to offer some insight in just how Roberto’s penis became quite so large - they say he has been stretching his penis with weights since his teens.

>>40333160
There is no such record you dunce.

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>>40332972
Does it happen to stretch that low when you have sex?
>>40333061
Wouldn't more women want your dick because it's huge, presented nicely, and showing yourself pleasuring other women?
>>40333119
Here you go

>>40333203
More sets of heavy deadlifts than usual seems to have given me a very noticable temporary boost, and I hope it will become permanent when I can move more weight.

>>40333219
Jonah falcon was outed as a lying power bottom faggot years ago and that guys dick is almost all foreskin.

>>40333160
The extra 13 inches he gained were just skin. From his total of 18 inches, only 5 is actually dick.

>>40333231
Look up the research first the increas is very small, pissing in the ocean kind of small second it is temporary as in it already drops of significantly after 30min...
How did you measure your test?

>>40333228
>Does it happen to stretch that low when you have sex?
I haven't had unprotected sex, when I put a condom on it just roll it back to where is is comfortable and roll it on.
I have never felt the pain of rolling it back while having sex so I would guess no

>>40333228
If they see me just manhandling porn starlettes and amature girls like I want and with how women like to gossip and how people tend to view men from porn and how many people end up with some kind of STD or another...

No.
I mean if a regular woman is seen with a guy who's known for paying his bills with his cock you sort of guess why she's with him. Doesn't matter if he's a nice guy or whatever.

I can only get full mast to 2D now. How do I fix my benis?

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>>40331927
>tfw only 4 inches erect
>only one percent of guys are this short

I fucking hate myself so god damn much. Should I just fucking kill myself now. I will never please a woman like this. Even if I please her during foreplay she'll still leave me because my dick isn't enough.

I'm sorry

>>40331995
Perhaps you shouldn't be dating if your emotional state is currently "can't even smile"

>>40333318
By seeing how my dick felt for the next week (much better than normal)

>>40332972
Ask to talk to a male doctor, 99% chance that'll happen if they have one who works there.
Before sex I can usually only get about 80% back, and it does hurt a little when first sliding it in, but not at all during actual sex. This could be because I'm pretty thick so it's a lot tighter for me putting it in. If I were you I'd still ask a doc.

>>40332265
Feel ya bro.
I have depression which randomly makes me a zombie for a straight week after being the most social and cheerful guy.
I went with some friends and this qt I used to date to a mansion near a lake, it hit me hard and I felt unwanted and rejected. qt was dtf pretty hard and I rejected her just 'cause.

>>40333424
calm down holy shit

>>40333461
I have to go to the doctor soon for an unrelated thing. I'll ask to see a male and bring it up. Cheers

>>40333424
6x6, let me tell ya, everyone feels that feel. That's why I want to jelq. I'd be totally happy with 7x6.

>>40332979
This

>6'5" bearded Texas
>8x6 dick
>Kissless virgin
Dick size doesn't matter if you're never going to use it.

Who here /prostatemassage/?

How has it worked for you brehs? Has it really improved your loads?

Im getting a blowjob tomorrow but my foreskin is pretty tight. I can pull it back to expose the whole head, but it's too tight to move back and forth comfortably. Will saliva be enough for this?

What routines do you use for kegels?

The skin on my balls is flaky, what could it be? I'm getting worried. The doc said it wasnt anything major, but it's really itchy. What do?
Any guaranteed creams or remedies? The skin is really thin and bleeds easily too.

Stop masturbating
Stop fucking around with random people
Stop doing anal
Stop spreading sexual diseases

>>40332972
>My GP is a woman so I don't really feel comfortable bringing it up with her.

You'd rather have some dude touching your junk?

>>40333061
You should just cut the middleman and do g4p.

>like grill
>she seems to like me
Can't seem to get to actually be alone with her again. Wat do? I know she thinks I'm hot stuff, but I'm too dense and autistic to know how to handle this situation

>>40335186
2bh I'm prettt much the exact same and it is kind of uncomfortable for awhile, if not the whole time, but it's not really painful. Might make it a little harder to cum but it'll be fine.

>>40335473
Just like any good grill, put your meat in it at a party and hope it's nice and warm.

>>40335530
I have to actually see her again for more than 2 minutes to do that

>>40335293
>Stop masturbating

I know I got to stop, especially with how hard it is to get hard, but shit keeps me up at night if I don't fap.

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Is it possible to cum thick loads multiple times a day, or is that something only possible in porn?
My first load of the day is fairly decent, but if I cum again later on that day, it's practically blank in comparison. If I cum a third time that day, then it's for sure just a blank shot. It's terrible.

Anyone else get rid of HPV with apple cider vinegar? I know it's a virus that's with you forevs but the actual warts go away with apple cider vinegar apparently, and you're most contagious when there are warts.

Multiple people here have 6+in girth. My ding dong is 6.8in length, 4.8 inch girth. OPs site says that 6in girth is bigger than 99.99% of men. No homo, but people claiming to have 6inch girth show it, legit though I want to see that can of coke.

>>40335806
the secret is to save the first load and then lie down and pour it back into your urethra

>>40335408
Dude if I could get it up to dudes Id' be on fucking easy street. I'm serious, you have no idea how easy my life would be if I could go just bi enough to let a dude give a no reciprocation blowjob.

A guy offered me 500 bucks to give me a no recip bj. No one would find out and i could watch porn while he did it.

Turned it down cold and I was skeeved out. The fuck. And it was in my any warm wet hole is a goal days and I needed the scratch pretty bad.

Closest I can get to fucking a dude was when I spent a while doing little more then cruising CL to fuck nonpassing early transition reverse traps and lure the occasional butch dyke to my metaphorical rapevan

>>40335293
Yes good goy, get married with a 50% chance of divorce and losing half your shit for decades.
>>40335806
My record is 11 times in a day, the last couple were pretty weak, but still a rope or two. Then again, I cum like Peter North.

>>40336079
I don't know, I would try to get a professional opinion on the matter.

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Will I ever make it...
I feel like my erections aren't has full as they used to. I'm going to quit masturbating, to see if this changes anything.

>>40336257
>Jerking off 11 times a day
>Without shooting any blanks
nigger what the fuck
teach me your secrets

>>40336638
How many times per day?

Your dick needs a break sometimes, and you should take some multivitamin and fish oil, the basic stuff.
Unless you're taking whey with some vitamins, of course.

>>40336578
HPV is so common they don't even test for it (typical test covers gonorrhea, chlamydia, HIV, and maybe HSV but it won't differentiate between HSV1 or 2). There are so many strains of HPV and most don't show any visible symptoms and if you're sexually active you're likely to encounter it in your lifetime. Thankfully, the strains that cause warts don't cause cancer and the warts go away in a couple of months. If you've ever felt a bump or even a difference in your skin for a bit, you probably have HPV. The warts that come up in google image search are usually worst case scenarios.