What should I say to the stripper /fit/?

>>40328332

Tell her maybe?

>>40328332

Anal sex x69
Eatin' ass x69
Skullcrushers via facesitting x69

>>40328332
She can use your guest pass. Now give her the address and go with her. Fuck.

the gym won't fix your daddy issues and men problems

>>40328332
What the fuck is with the xxxx at the end of every message?

>>40328343
>>40328348
>fucking strippers
Ayy lmao you thirsty motherfuckers.

>>40328373
>He can't fuck a girl without catching feelings

Everyone point and laugh

>>40328384
Nice projection, virginoid. That's now what I said or implied.

>>40328332
Why the FUCK do people insist on putting xx's after messages. What the fuck man

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>>40328459
cringey af

>>40328459
An x at the end is a kiss, you poor social retard.

>>40328459
means they would like sex silly

>>40328332
>teaching a girl how to lift
Don't do it, it's not worth it. Just leave her on the treadmill while you do your routine and save yourself the frustration and rage.

>>40328592
this along with teaching a girl to do anything other than clean and cook simple meals

>>40328592
Wrong.
I brought my girl to a powerlifting gym, no treadmills. She can deadlift 2pl8 for reps now and shes isn't fat.
Though she does it with a belt, chalk, and hook grip. Still I find it impressive and the after-gym sex is amazing.

>>40328367

It's game over if he's not autistic

>>40328581
>>40328535
>>40328509
Are you people 16 or something? I have fucked actual females without sending x's over whatsapp

>>40328635
without xxx? u sure they get wet for that my brother told me

>>40328367
it's stupid fucking british shit.

and yet, they make fun of 'american culture'

>>40328635
i tryed kissing with my dog once

>>40328652
come on lardo chillout and eat your twinky

>>40328592
This bro. Apply to everything tho, and to men too.

Actually, dont teach anything to anyone that didnt ask or isnt paying you enough.

>>40328650
ye bro i fucked her in her pussy it was wet and everything bro i came bro

Op post a pic or two of that stripper

>>40328659
i can still teach my dog tho right

>>40328664
i can only look up to you please tell me your secrets

>>40328628
That's true, if you're already in a relationship with her then you have an edge, because she knows more about you as a person and how serious you are about lifting.
But any friend or acquaintance tier girl I wouldn't bother with. I mean shit, even most of your guy friends just wanna bench and curl when you lift with them as well.
People who don't lift properly almost always slow you down because their low energy and indifference takes you out of the groove.

>>40328652
Gotta keep them keen with the kisses m8, shows you mean business.

If send a xxx and you get no x back means you should run as you're about to get ditched or friend zoned. If you do get a x back means you're in there.

>>40328679
boom he knows his shit

>>40328664
see ner ner

>>40328671
>But any friend or acquaintance tier girl I wouldn't bother with
Yeah that's true for the most part. Too much effort unless you know they want to get serious.

>>40328373
Anon
We all have our low points
No one just wakes up normally, and has the urge to fuck a dog

>>40328332
It's already obvious you've friend zoned yourself. You will never fuck her. Please remember i said this.

>lets fuck first u stupid bitch

>texting
You DO have a deep voice, don't you?

>>40328373
Not all strippers are disgusting std riddled prostitutes. Not many of them, in fact.

>>40328853
a stripper would be the ultimate wingman, just FYI

>>40328332
"Thanks, y-you too"

>>40328332
i can make that booty sweat

>>40328332
Ayo bruv hit me up with that peng girl no long ting senpai dont b a chief u get me manz needs to dip

>o-ok y-y-you drink a g-g-gallon of m-milk a day and do s-squats