Walk into gym see this wat do?

>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

the guy in the blue tank top looks like a turbo manlet faggot.

>>40324814
>instantly cum inside my own compressor pants.
>stain remains unwashable for ever.

>Nope

Turn around 360 degrees and moonwalk out

>>40324814
reverse google search says
>Cute asian building her ass
What did they mean by this?

Also, dem delicious dirty feet.
Apparently that pic wasn't taken in Vancouver

Throw out the whore and wipe the machine down. Gotta work on my hammies

>yfw her shorts aren't touching the bench

>>40324814
by looking at the male specimens around the gym, the average equipment etc, i would say that's Thailand. The guy with blue tank top is not even white, but just a more fairly skinned Thai.

Also, I live in SEAsia, ask me anything.

>>40324814
Scream "BBBBRRRRAAAAPPPP" in her face and run away giggling.

>>40324814
Workout.

why is the gym setup like a film studio ?
are they actually shooting a porno?

>>40324814
Ask her where her ass is

>>40324814
I'd wonder what the fuck is going on with the lighting.

>>40324893
how easy are women for aesthetic white men? I want a girl like pic, I am 6/10 face 8/10 body

>>40324893
How many ladyboys have you fucked?

>>40324814
Lick the soles of her dirty feel.

>>40324836
If you turned 360 you'd be going The same direction newfag huehuehue

>>40324927
0 but, i shit you not, often times they look much better than normal or even good looking women,
they are THAT "well made".
sometimes you recognize them only because they are too good looking to be real women.

>>40324924
Certain asian women are intimidated by "big guy" looks, especially those less accustomed to western culture. However, the common one will either go for the (a) money display or for (b) personality. You see often the hottest girls wrapped around the most disgusting male human beings that you really wonder if it's for (a) or (b) or both. It's mostly (a) unfortunately.

In most SEA countries, the white man is also considered as the scoundrel playboy that will pump and dump everybody, so some non-gold digging girls are put off by that.

>>40324924
>I am 6/10 face 8/10 body

Pics or you are an instant 2/10.

>>40324961
thanks, for the advice, what country are you in?

also are ladyboys all hookers? or can I fuck one for free?

>>40324981
Some ladyboys will fuck for free because they are proud of having become like that. Most of them dream of normal relationships with normal partners.

Good luck with that tho.

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>>40324814
much better

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>>40324973
this is me a few months ago i've gained about 5 pounds, not posting face because, but for some reason i basically only attract latinas

>>40324999
do they have aids?

>>40325012
Bruh you clearly lift,
but 8/10?
Come on now.
No negativity, but you gotta be real with yourself.

>>40325035
lmao, I know, the reason I wrote 8/10 is because I will be 8/10+ 2 years from now when Im in asia

>>40325048
Oh, yeah 2 years definitely 8/10 if you stick with it.
Good luck

>>40325035
shit, I believe it. Girls love that skinny w abs look way more than the built look guys like

>>40325012
You need to either gain some mass or lose some bodyfat
Ideally both, you can do it though if you eat clen and tren hard

>>40325055
you're really nice thank you, I will stick with it

>>40325060
yeah I am 155 right now, gaining is hard for me due to opiate addiction but I am getting over it, I hope to make good gains soon and will start a cycle once I get enough money bloods and music festival tickets lol

There was a girl like this who was asked to leave my local gym because she wore very minimal clothing.

They warned her a couple times then they revoked her membership. After I found out about it I left the gym as well.

That's some sharia law shit there t b h f a m.

>>40325106
should have asked to what gym she moved to.

>>40325012
>do they have aids?
come on, theyre ladyboys, not trannies. this means you can only fuck them up their asses. do you really want to pick the AIDS topic?
if you really want to touch them, them go protected pls.

>>40325143
>should have asked to what gym she moved to.
She literally fucked half the guys at my old gym :^)

Not that I have a problem with that.

>>40324924
For every non-white race, a white male is the 2nd preference for mates. 1st preference being their own race.

>>40324814
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>40325106
that is quite minimal clothes but i'm in canada and not degenerate shithole that is warm america.

>>40325012
>does a subset of the population that has quite possibly the highest rate of being the receiver in anal intercourse have high rates of HIV infection?

>>40324935
Moonwalk would be going backwards retard.

>>40324814
Walk up to her.
Put my hand under her chin, tilt her head back slightly and say "My eyes are up here"
When she drags her eyes away from my bulge and finally my abs she'll look at me with hungry eyes and say
"Yes Daddy?".
I'll pick her up and carry her to the showers.
I guess It's a cardio, hitt and stretch day today.

>>40325012
> 8/10

This is /fit/

>>40325012
if this is 8/10 body... then what is 6/10 face?

>>40325220
to be honest i never see nice bodys posted here

>>40324935
newfag.get.out.now

>>40325209
>afterwards give her a bowl of eggs

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>>40325012
international student from HK here

Asian women all throughout south-east asia and east asia are predominately the same in one aspect: Money

If you are a poor, broke ass white man and you got here, you won't get shit, not even laid except by prostitutes and lady-boys

An average 6/10 face will instantly garner a +2 if you are white and have big eyes. If you aren't a sperging autist, even with a language barrier, a girl to approach and talk to you, but to get any further you'd need to demonstrate you have as decent basic income and serviceability.

hardcore feminism isn't a normal thing there outside of the most popular cities flooded with tourists, gender norms and skills are still fairly set. While women expect to be allowed to be general human rights, traditions like paying for dinner and holding the door is still expected by a man

Don't get scammed, there are lots of scammers, women and men alike, (think of the gypsies in France)

Look for the more natural middle class girls or poorer girls, avoid the rich barbie dolls (it's easy to spot, paler than my asscheeks in a bikini, LV/MK/KS designer bag). These usually have daddy issues and are a nightmare to avoid once you get on their bad side

Aids are extremely common among lady boys and prostitutes, again, which are the easiest to get and the hardest to avoid since they practically throw themselves at you, but the regular girls are generally fine

>>40325003
nigger

>>40325160
in my experience asian girls prefer white

>>40325250
I was thinking about giving her a stomach full of semen, but blowing a load on her "bowl of eggs" sound great.

I assume bowl of eggs is a euphemism for her tiny soon to be destroyed snatch correct?

>>40325289
Most Asian girls prefer their own, 2nd preference being white. To break it down even further, take a Chinese girl for instance, typically her 1st preference is a Chinese male, 2nd preference being other Asians (Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese), then Caucasian. There are some exceptions like the ones who exclusively date black or white. I know a few like that.

>>40325289

>>40325332 is correct, am asian girl and can confirm. i think your confusing asian-american girls vs mainland asian girls

>>40325268
thank you that was very informative, I will be teaching English once in a chinese speaking country once I finish my associates at get better at mandarin

One of my Taiwanese friends told me that women from Hong Kong are only interested in materialistic things and nothing else, but I guess it is probably like that everywhere else. It seems like people in Chinese countries are all about designer clothes so I could probably just buy some good fake replicas if it comes down to me not seeming like I have enough money

>>40325344
Indeed, my fetish is Asian.

Also family values are another interesting tidbit, some Asians families tend to have strong (racial) beliefs, for example some Chinese may look down on Japanese and would prefer their daughter date a white male over a Japanese guy.

My relationships don't last long though, always the parents trying to make it long term or fucking up in some manner.

>>40324814
Ask how much

>>40325378
>One of my Taiwanese friends told me that women from Hong Kong are only interested in materialistic things
exactly . thats why you should take with a pinch of salt what >>40325268
said.

That's golddigger #1.

>>40325344
So...they prefer Asian guys overall.
What about nice seemingly platonic friendship with a non Asian but constant nasty all night flings? Is that acceptable?

>>40324961
>>>40324927
>0 but, i shit you not, often times they look much better than normal or even good looking women,
>they are THAT "well made".
>sometimes you recognize them only because they are too good looking to be real women.

Nope, you're just a queer in denial who thinks men look too good to be woman.

>>40325408
Not that anon, but if you're white like I am you can date any race easily.

Sure there's some women who wouldn't be interested in you but you should have no problem.

Memes aside, other races like Indian or black, those guys have problems.

>>40325383
This, I've learned that all Asians hate other Asians for unclear reasons. It's like the Japan/SK rivalry on /int/ but there are weird racist dynamics for every country.

>>40325403
The taiwanese and HK always have lots of competition and say the shit about each other. Materialism is an asian disease for all classes, poor and rich, not even comparable to the west where they let morals and white guilt stop them

Taiwan is probably the most white washed Asian country with Hong Kong to the second, so it wouldn't be that much different, you'll find english is nearly all Taiwanese songs, posters, stores, signs, schools, restaurants and people

TW and HK are also the only places in China that have a heavy amount of religious temples

I'd attribute my minor gold-diggetry to growing up extremely poor and less of being from HK, i'd still support my argument seeing as i've lived in mainland, the US and Shanghai

And which part of Asia do you come from?

>>40324836
did you even graduate elementary school retard? typical 4chan user

>>40325415
>2017
>Still thinking fucking traps is gay

>>40325610
b8

>>40325415
dude,when you pay a visit to thailand you'll come back and say " man that anon was so right "...

>>40325425
>Memes aside, other races like Indian or black, those guys have problems.

Black guy here. Not really, I'm fine. Part of the key is realizing some people are unhappy no matter how many girls they get.

Cum and start farting

>>40324814
>no white
>no redhead/blonde

still training

>walk up to the machine she's sitting on
>stop abruptly in front of her
>lock eyes and blank stare for a few seconds
>proceed to bend down and smell her dirty feet
>explode at the hips back to erect position
>scream at the top of my lungs
>walk away like it never happened

>>40324814
Leave the area since there are no squat racks in this pic

>>40324961
Understandable since they actually make the effort to look better well beyond make-up and battle rope circuit training.

>>40324814
>not wearing shoes at the gym
guess, I'll have to have her thrown out for a dress code violation

>>40325491
What do you think of teaching english in Hong Kong or Taiwan for an American? I am just afraid I will have such intense culture shock that I will have trouble talking to people and stuff

>>40325081
Former opiate addict here, you're gonna relapse like a madman if you don't quit all the recreational substances you use, coffee and cigarettes aside, if those apply to you
Good luck though man, kicking it isn't easy, but it's absolutely doable

>>40324814
are you lifting or what?

i need your bench, you ass

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>>40325268
>implying lady-boys are a bad thing

>>40326151
Good luck finding a spot to teach Eng in HK nowadays.

In TW, I know people who teach english there and say that while all is cool, laid back and so much cheaper than america etc, the salaries are ridiculous low.

>>40326250
>All those disgusting fake tits.

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>>40325012
>this is an 8/10
Just fucking lol

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>>40324893
Shit I'm going to Bangkok in a couple weeks! I'm gonna drain my balls

>>40324826
this

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>>40324881

>>40326296
why is it so hard to teach english in hong kong? can't I get a low paying white monkey job or is it over saturated with whites?

>>40324814
I-I don't know how did you get into my house but you're certainly welcome to stay.

> tfw home gym master race

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>>40326533
Does anyone else go to the gym for the social aspect?

Today I some girl kept staring at me begging me to talk to her with her eyes

so my plan was simple, stop looking in her direction at all, and avoid working out next to her

it worked like a charm, I didn't get nervous at all or drop my spaghetti cause I didn't even look at her anymore

>>40326548
Smooth.

>>40326548

I work at home and work out at home.

I guess the social aspect would be nice, I don't meet a lot of new people. But I'm afraid I'd be THATGUY when I'd go to the gym.

> tfw hogging up the power rack for 8 sets

Also the time saving of not having to move your ass is not to be sneezed at.

Also - you're a champ!

>>40325209
God you can just tell the virgins from a mile away. Cringe lad.

>>40326296
I'm a Japan ESLfag with an above average job. I've never heard of a Taiwanfag with any job other than shitty buxiban. Japan a best but Korean public school jobs are also very nice (I used to do that).

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>>40326250
>that obvious man ass

>>40326564
what do you do for work at home? I guess it makes sense if you're busy all the time, but all of my current friends I basically just met at the gym

it's weird the most intimidating huge guy I ever met offered me a spot and he turned out to be more awkward than me, great guy

Any of you lads have a fetish for plain/ugly Asian girls? The beauty queens are nice as beautiful girls of any race are nice, but I wouldn't say it's a "fetish" for me.

For whatever reason the ones with no make up, small/hardcore slant eyes, crooked teeth/overbite, glasses, no tits or ass, etc. work my crank so hard.

I live in a college town and I met a Chinese girl like this. Spilled my 'sghetti so hard but still fucked her. The sex was predictably awful but it was still one of the best days of my life.

What is wrong with me m8s...

>>40326581
Programmer/analyst.

I meet most of my friends for boardgame meets

>>40326591
Dude that's crazy I thought I was the only one, I have a fetish for Asian girls, but something about the ones that aren't covered in makeup and not that attractive are really hot to me too.

As long as they are skinny then they're hot to me. However for some reason I don't really find myself attractive to Japanese women, something about the way they look turns me off, but maybe I just watched too much porn

Chinese/Korean are top tier imo I like natural Chinese girls most

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any advice on how to get an asian gf without moving to asia? I need a girl that was raised outside of u.s. but don't know where to meet them, the ones I've talked to are always so nervous and don't even seem like they are interested in men

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>>40324814
Talk to her

What else would you do?

>>40325332
>>40325344
I thought the Chinese and the Japonese hated each other?

>>40326613
They're the hottest Asians lad.

>>40324814
>uh, hi.
>she smiles at me
>how did you get in here?
>she giggles a little
>well, listen. i don't want to be rude, but you need to go. if my wife comes in and finds a sexy scantily clad asian girl in the garage, she's not going to be happy

>>40324814
Tell her to adorn some enclosed footwear like the rules state

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>>40325920
underrated

>>40324814
Admire the manlet in jean shorts in the background

>>40326250
fuuuark, i wish i was living in Thailand

>>40326250
2nd girl to the right I have seen in a youtube video before, can link if anyone wants

>>40326532
market is saturated.
even the local ching chongs teach english there nowadays.
maybe try shenzhen, which is next door.

not sure why youre stubborn with HK tho, it's a piece of shit of a place, and living there is so overpriced and uncomfortable. the only good reason is cheap drugs, but i'm sure china has that too.

>>40326570
>I've never heard of a Taiwanfag with any job other than shitty buxiban
exactly.

>>40326570
>I'm a Japan ESLfag with an above average job.
are you saying that youre not the typical american in JP teaching english ?
i used to work in a company where all the staff in japan were ESL teachers and they were crazy to find any possible chance to leave their teaching jobs.

>>40325250
>you have to eat these

>>40326627
those asians out of asia that you find living for work or study in western countries are such massive sloots (or fugly) that are not worth having as gf.
ok for fucking instead.

>>40326659
yea, anons obviously mean, "from their same country".

>>40325268
this is so fucking stupid. disclaimer: I've lived in HK for 3 years

you can always go on tinder and find people to hookup with. I've been on plenty of dates to the beach that ending in us banging too - whatever my job is wasn't an issue.

Honestly so long as you're below 30, it's SO easy to date and fuck college age chicks here, and they don't care about your job.

Also, nobody gives a fuck about age gap here. An 18 year old could be walking around with a 35 year old and nobody would care

I've met a few girls, mainly from mainland, who are very clearly very materialistic. We went on a date to fancy restaurant and they were commenting on everything about the place and how good or bad it was. These people are obvious to spot. Some of them are very hot and I wish I could have had sex with them but the effort required to maintain a bullshit facade to please them simply isn't worth the effort

pick things up and put them down

>>40326763
well china you need a bachelors to teach english in, and taiwan and (i think) hong kong you only need an associates, but I will skip hong kong then, I just always liked density of the city, but I guess it wouldn't be as nice if I were living there

>>40326151

I really hate these faggots who come over here and write their shitty blogs about "culture shock". You're moving to a modern, developed westernized city, it's not the fucking African jungle.

the only culture shock you'll get here is how much pussy you're slaying

>>40326836
I dunno with chinese speaking countries in specific I've heard that it can be intense

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmkbiowFVWE

>>40326885

im not watching a 15 mintue vid

I've never lived in Korea or Japan but from what I can imagine they would be the most severe.

HK and Taiwan are very western and if you're white you're right.

Cities in mainland China probably vary depending on where you are.

To be honest when I say all this I'm just thinking in terms of how hard would it be to find a gf and fuck girls.

>>40326899
>I'm just thinking in terms of how hard would it be to find a gf and fuck girls.
what people should understand is that if you already pull girls in your home western country, then going to asia will be as easy or easier.

However, if you have autism and already dont do anything at home, you will fare as bad in asia no matter how good looking or shredded you are.
only exception is if youre dirt rich. in that case, women will want you because they see you as a beta provider, not someone who they get horny for.

>>40326899
Ok I see what you mean I was thinking in different terms, I think Japan and Korea are more westernized that Chinese speaking countries, however they would be harder to get pussy. Getting chinese pussy seems like it would be way way easier, especially since I'm white, so I think I'll be okay.

>>40326920

I dunno, I was a HHKV before I moved here. Now my count is 50+? Although I did start lifting when I came here and went from a hungry skeleton who lived with his parents to being moderately fit with my own place so that helped too.

>>40324814
Smell and lick her dirty soles.

Then I'd turn 1440 degrees and throw up, passing out in a pile of my own vomit and jizz.

>>40326937
curious where exactly did you go? and did you teach english or what?

>>40326926
you guys forget the language factor.
china, japan and korea have small population % who can decently speak english with you down the street and can get picked up.
this same population is the one that goes to the "foreign" clubs to meet western people, who's on tinder (a western app) to hook up with westerners, on [country]cupid.com etc. these are all the same people who are carouselling all those other westerners like you in the area.
it's been pretty frequent that i fucked or went on dates with the same girls whom my friends here had already fucked or went on dates with. Gross.

so consider that, without knowing the local language, you will have to up your game to impress local talent.
Protip: usually the hottest talent is that who doesn't speak english.
now maybe you understand the reasons behind my post >>40326920

>>40326836
http://shanghaiist.com/2015/12/27/shanghaiist_2015_bad_tourists.php

>>40326947
yeah I went to HK teaching English

>>40326960
damn just read you need a bachelors to teach in hong kong... I'm 20 and am finishing my associates in less than 2 years, so I guess I'll have to do taiwan, I feel like if I finish my bachelors I'll be 24 and won't even enjoy it as much

>>40324814
Move your Shinjuku shit wrinkle there Ping.

Move your Bangkok beefy polo there Gok Wan.

Move your Romblon rusty rolo there Lucy Liu.

Move your Osaka out-door o-hole there Ling.

Move your Phuket poo bucket there Mei.

Move your Yokohama yit slit there Dave.

For those who want to try their luck or skills in Bangkok, you may want to give a read to this pretty accurate article:

http://bangkok.coconuts.co/2016/08/26/13-girls-youll-date-bangkok

>>40324823
He could probably wreck you.

>>40326974
I'm 25 right now and if anything I'm only getting more succesful as i get older

As I said before, the age gap means NOTHING here. Even if you came when you're 30 you could still get 18 year olds easily. In fact, in many ways a 30 year old could find it easier than a 20 year old to get university age girls.

>>40326974
Pretty sure any decent school in Taiwan will require a BA as well lmao.

Just get your degree and don't be a faggot. You can also go to China and teach illegally without a bachelor's degree,

>>40326774


>are you saying that youre not the typical american in JP teaching english

I am teaching English. But my job is not typical. I only have 1 or 2 classes a day, I work 5 hours a day and have a 3 day weekend every week. And this is for standard ESL pay--which is not much usually but for only 20 hours a week and a three day weekend it definitely is.

As to the point about your colleagues... A lot of people will do anything to not be an English teacher, just so they can say they're doing something else because there's some stigma attached (only really among other expats--Japanese people don't really give a shit).

But the reality is that teaching English is actually better than a lot of other options.

These are all generally shittier jobs than teaching English that are popular options to say "I'm not an English teacher!"

-Corporate recruiting. Lel. Your base salary is ESL or lower, and yes there is the chance to make more money off of commission but it's unlikely. Also they will crack the whip and it's basically an awful Japanese company style environment.

-Translator. Lel. Horseshit pay but ultimate-JLPT-Japanese major neckbeard cuck validation job. Have fun making English teacher pay to translate that riveting semiconductor manual.

-Programmer/software engineer. Okay, this one is obviously not always, but often is worse than ESL teaching stunningly. Japan in general has low salaries but their code monkeys are supremely cucked. LOOK AT THIS SHIT. N2 Japanese skill. SOFTWEAR ENGINEERING FOR INDUSTRIAL ROBOTS. 220,000k just fuck my shit up homeboy I make 265,000 at my ESL job 20 hours a week LMAO.
https://tokyo.craigslist.jp/sof/5991303785.html?lang=en&cc=us

-Animator. A few ascended weebs have actually pulled this off, becoming an animator in Japan. It's slave labor tier they literally make less than third shift 7-11 employees and work well over 40 hours a week.

>>40326988
Hmm okay maybe I will wait then, do you still live there? And do you feel like it was a good experience in ways other than women? I might get my associates, try and teach in taiwan, and try and see if I can get a bachelors by doing online stuff, then I'll have 2 years experience + bachelors and could easily get a job in hong kong or shenzhen

>>40327005
Taiwan only needs associates and TEFL or something, I will get a shitty ass school but I'm okay with that. Also teaching without a degree in China would be super sketchy, would I just fly over there and pray someone would hire me?

>>40327013

Also, this is just my experience in HK but I assume all of Asia is the same, is the fucking atrocious working hours office slaves have to endure, along with all the shitty unwritten rules like:

-Whatever your finish time is, stay an hour later than than

-But if your boss is still in the office, keep working until he leaves

-All of this overtime is completely 100% unpaid, of course.

-Half day work on saturday is expected

Meanwhile, ESL teachers have shit tonne of holiday and amazing working hours. I leave at 4:30 sharp every day

>>40327026
>would I just fly over there and pray someone would hire me?

Of course not. You would find a job through an ad and then they would pay for your business visa. I was offered a good paying teaching position but they wanted me to go over ASAP which would mean I couldn't get a legal working visa for 1-2 months after I started working. I declined the offer because I'm scared of school raids and being deported, but lots of people work illegally and don't get caught lol

>>40327026
>Hmm okay maybe I will wait then, do you still live there? And do you feel like it was a good experience in ways other than women?

For me yes, it was the best decision I ever made. I've grown more as a person in the last 2 years than I did all my life back home. Back home I just lived as a vegetable playing video games and masturbating all day. Coming here was like fresh start.

There are some agency style companies here who will hire you and help you find work in schools. The pay is not great (but not terrible either), but at least it will help you get your foot in the door. Or if you just wanna come here for a short year to experience the life you can do this for sure.

Two in HK that I know of are Chatteris and EurekaHK. Chatteris in particular want recent graduates. In fact they ONLY hire recent graduates.

>>40324814
Shove her footpussy in my mouth of course

>>40327067
cool, thanks for the advice I think I am definitely going to go for it then once I can

Continue with my shit. She's ugly as fuck.

>>40324814
>tell her that i have not yet earned her
>walk up to the rival in blue
>challenge him to an old school wrestling match
>after a few sweaty hours our of hot naked bodies grappling each other I finally pin him down
>proceed to penetrate his ass with my alpha cock
>i cum almost immediately because i don't want to waste any more time
>i look up to find my prize
>she's gone
>police are there
>i'm charged with assault, rape, and public indecency
>still came so it's all good

>>40324814
Tell the disgusting bitch to put some shoes on.

Get pissed off by all the sweat she's gonna leave on the machines

>>40327067
How hard is it to get Asian (non westernized) girls to do anal? Srs question are they open to it?

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Where to get Kazakh gfs without going to Kazakhstan?

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>>40324927
How many slices of bread have you eaten in your life?

>>40324814
ask her why her feet arent bound then flog her with a bamboo stick

>>40328643
China

>>40324895
Kek

>>40328626

I've never had sex with a western girl so I can't compare the percentages. What I will say is that it seems to be completely random and you can never judge if a girl will do it just from outward apperance. Even a few of the most local traditional girls have let me do anal, much to my surprise. Meanwhile some of the sluts who hook up with westerners and have a lot of sex are firm that they that don't want it. It's just completely random. But my anal percentage is about 10% total.

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HYDROGEN: Good evening. I would like to begin by introducing myself. My name is Hydrogen and I come from a low income neighborhood where life is not very comfortable. I've stolen many things, and have been involved in many altercations, most of which have ended in gunfire. In addition to this, I've had sexual intercourse with a great number of the opposite sex. In contrast, and despite the lack of legitimate evidence, I believe you to have been in a involved in a number of homosexual activities. Activities I, and my companions, look down upon. I am so much stronger than you and, my powers of rhetoric are so much greater than yours, that you can employ an army of some sort to aid in your fight with me; but I would of course prevail because I am stronger than you. I'm sure I needn't remind you of my place of birth where and, as as I explained before, the living conditions are much worse than in your aforementioned city of residence. I would like to stop here for a moment and remind you that I am in fact orating with little, or no, prior preparation, an act commonly referred to as "freestyling." Once again, and I think this bears repeating, I would like to restate my claim that I am, in fact, much stronger and, have endured a larger number of hardships then you. Hardships which have left me with an aggressive behavior and imposing demeanor which I believe frightens you. I know of a woman with whom you have had sexual intercourse. I, too, have had sexual intercourse with said woman and she complained to me of your less then exemplary performance in bed. She went on to explain to me in graphic details the dimensions and particulars of your genitals; and I tell you what she said was not very generous, Sir. In conclusion, I would like to leave you with a brief summary of my argument: you sir are a weak, timid, and untrustworthy homosexual. The city in which you live is not nearly as difficult to live in, nor is it in such a high state of disrepair as mine.

>>40325012

>flabby
>no definition
>no legs
>little muscle
>8/10

>>40328911
absolutely pissening boss. you are true and real; trill. that was fantastic, i wish i could only gaze upon the visage that artfully crafted those magical words.

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>>40325291

He's saying you aren't canny with the ladies.