If I do five push ups a day and 34 situps. Can I go ottermode

>tfw

Dumb frogposter kill yourself.

>>40319715
I'm not dumb.

Ottermode is ALL about diet.

You won't get the mode unless you eat for it, no matter what exercise you do.

>>40319756
can i just eat burgers and drink water, I am a fussy eater.

>>40319741
You're pretty dumb.

>>40319801
No, I'm not. You cunt. You're gonna die a lone fingering a robot.

>>40319756
>tfw can't get ottormode because loose skin makes belly look fat no matter how skinny I am

>>40319818

Same. How do I fix loose skin without surgery?

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>>40319818
>What is surgery

>>40319845
If it's not too bad I think you can put on muscle to fill out a bit.

Also despite what people on here will tell you, it does naturally shrink over time (again, assuming it's not too bad). Mine has gotten much better, though still not as good as I'd like.

>>40319852
Mate that shit is fucking expensive

>>40319812
I take it back. You are very dumb.

>>40319791
Yes, but you have to eat three times as many burgers per meal. It will trick your body into thinking you're eating less. It's called "caloric overload".
Think of an odometer in a car. Your body can only count so high, then it rolls over back to zero.

Water will work, but coca-cola has special amino acids in it that will act as a catlyst to speed up the process.

>>40319891
>get's btfo
>u-ur rly dumb

>>40319929
But I heard from another anon that cocalcola had too many e,pty carbs

>>40319801
>>40319891
>not knowing about caloric overload

Never gonna make it.

>>40319950
But with caloric overload you want as many empty carbs as you can get.

>>40319988
Are you joking at me?

>>40320173
I have a phD in BroChem, anon is correct.

>>40319812
super kek

>>40320173
No. I'm a nutritionist at UPenn.

>>40320337
I don't out cuck

>>40320955
no you are the cuckold

>>40321789
no you are also you need to eat protein as it is for homos and you are a gayboy

>>40319929
fuck you dude
>>40319527
you dont need to do shit to be ottermode, just eat less, do more cardio and a bit of calisthenics, thats literally it

>>40319527
why would you ever do sit ups

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>>40319929
This advice brought to you by pic related.

>>40319527
>supplement my income

what?

>5 push ups a day

what?

>34 situps

what?

>>40325900
y'know the steroi...............

>>40323798
"can I do a a bit of calisthenics"

"no you don't need to do shit except for a bit of calisthenics plus some more stuff"

Don't be this stupid dude.

>>40326971
The what? English is not my first language what is a steroi

>>40326981
what are calistheticals?