How do I achieve this mode?

is this /FPH/?

>>40316421
Drink a gallon of piss a day.

>>40316421
gallon of making America great again a day

>>40316421
be a fatass, and become president by appealing to fatasses in the bible belt

>>40316421

>be German
>enter subway
>hear 10 year old kids talk about poltics
>they talk about how bad trump is
>they take every headline from shitty newspapers and change it even more so the news is even more fake

fuck man, media is seriously controlling us hard.
I mean I knew that before but seeing 10 year olds talk about what an asshole some president over the ocean is, really made me think.

>>40316475

And you're going to reelect that monster Merkel. Something seriously wrong with Germany.

>>40316482

>you

nope i will definitiv do everything I can to get that bitch out of politics.

Honestly trump isn't THAT bad.... i mean he is 70. when ur 70 who gives a fucking being ripped...

>>40316496
He's been a fatass his entire adult life.

>get the top players to be against you, and still win

>>40316421
face down the mainstream media, academia, and hollywood elite and win

>>40316475
>this
every time i hear a tween act like they know anything about politics online i laugh my ass off

>>40316496
>>40317117
>>40317127
Fat acceptance
>>>/tumblr/

>>40317153
illegal muslim feminist detected

>>40317183

jej

>>40317183
>mfw a HAESer was fat on MY fitness board

>>40317183

not everyone who tells the truth about your fatass president is sjw or a jew, despite what paranoid altright virgins on /pol/ tell you

I bet you believe there's a child sex ring in a pizzeria too

>>40316475
kys Mohammad

>>40316421
You don't
This level of alpha hasn't be achieved by anyone in modern time and will probably never be achieved again in our lifetime

#1 - Become a dad

>>40316496
He looks fucking horrible even for an old man.
I understand liking Trump as a president, I like him too, but you don't have to suck his dick for everything.

>>40316462
>bible belt
M8 a overwhelming majority of counties in the United States voted Trump. Hillary only got metropolitan areas like Los Angeles and NYC

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>>40316507

>>40317217
Thank you for correcting the record.

>>40316475
Trumps retardation is legendary m8

>>40316475

>be /pol/ack
>want to take a break
>hey let's browse /tv/
>mountains of cuckposting and arguing about trump
>maybe some porn
>go to /b/
>half the board is arguing about Trump
>fuck it, let's get fit
>more politics

I literally can't get away from it.
Before it was like 93% of people didn't give a shit, but now it's like EVERYONE has to talk about it.

Fuck.

>>40317217

Trump actually signed an EO today relating to that.

You can bet Jeff is going to rake everyone over the coals.

>>40316421
Deport immigrants 20 x 500
Ban travel 7 to failure

>>40316421
Gallons upon gallons of spic and mudslime tears every day.

>>40317217
>altright
>Using this term unironically

Shiggy

>>40316462
Daily reminder, your girl lost

>>40318612
Hillary was fat too. Gary was the /fit/ candidate.

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>>40318842
Or Daddy O'Malley

>>40316462
>>40318375

>ywn be this buttblasted

Mmmm feels good m8s

>>40316462
>hurr durr bumfuck county wyoming, population 2 went full trump! he's the messiah! he has a mandate!

>>40316421
Earn massive amounts of money
Grab women by the pussy
Become the president

>>40316493
Vote Schulz. All aboard the Schulz train!

Make america great again x F

>>40319995
MARTIN SCHULZ
Endlich mal jemand mit ahnung hier.

>>40316462
t.cuck

>>40318403
Because it's 4chan's most recent claim to fame

>>40318403
Trump is an unmitigated disaster, thats why you can't escape it.

>>40318403
>wants to take a break
>goes to /tv/ or /b/

that's actually fucking sad

>>40316496
>white knighting a politician on the internet
How cucked can you get?

>>40318315
>unironically liking trump
le watch the world burn m i rite xD

>>40316421
Mix the tears of butthurt liberal snowflakes with your protein shake.

>>40322056
>>40322103
pls cry more salty liberal tears

>>40322129
Yes mohammad

>>40316421
http://www.businessinsider.com/trump-diet-unhealthy-2017-2

eat dominos, mcdonalds, kfc almost every day
don't sleep more that 4 hours
don't exercise past golfing

how low test is trump?

>>40322404
Doesn't matter as long as there's like an army of doctors in the white house at any point in time.

>>40316462
>3 months later and he still hasn't recovered

so many liberal cucks on /fit/
no wonder why so many of you are dyel

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He looks like that?! I had no idea he was so fat!

F-fuck... I'm really starting to regret that Drumpf vote bross.....

>>40316462
/fit/ endorses Trump, keep crying.

>>40322522

>/fit/ supports the most out of shape president in a century

lmao why

>>40322522
we have daily fat hate threads here you fucking cuck, go back to your safe space

>>40322591
CTR pls go

>>40318403
Yeah bro, the shills are still in full swing. Just you wait, they are prepping for the next election. The more people they can persuade the better for them. This shit isn't over.

>>40322616
>liberals sneering about safe spaces
Lmmfao at the deepest of ironies.

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>have every media outlet, news, social media, hollywood etc shilling for your opponent
>have your opponent pay people to disrupt your rallies
>have all the feminist, LGBTBBQ, and other tumblr related people against you
>have a "99% chance of losing"
>win anyway


>everyone with power is against you, it wouldn't be fair other wise

>>40322670
liberals and conservatives both almost exclusively browse safe spaces that reaffirm their own beliefs. Get over yourself

>>40322659
>The more people they can persuade the better for them.
>Them

Uhhh.

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>>40316462
>in the bible belt
except he fucking dominated the rust belt and the midwest like no republican since reagan
picking up ohio was likely, but grabbing michigan, pennsylvania and fucking wisconsin??
the bible belt wasn't even relevant because he was confirmed 90% of the bible belt in even the most pro-clinton projections, he won because he literally CREATED swing states

>>40316421
Be 70 and don't work a physical job.

>>40322696
You know what I meant you autist.

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>>40316421

how do you get an ass like that? no wonder all the women can't get enough of him

>>40316421
Be a bigot, homophobic, racist, transphobic privileged white pig.

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>>40318344
This is the kind of photo that would get 0 responses in a CBT.

I get that you guys like Trump, but he's fat, eats garbage, and generally lives an unhealthy lifestyle with little sleep. Defend policies, but don't deny that he is what /fit hates in people.

>>40322693
>assuming I must be one or the other
Sweet child, may you stay this innocent for all your days.

>>40323082

>obviously doesn't have to be one or the other
a politically non-binary special snowflake who happens to support a fatty
(sounds like tumblr to me)

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>>40323153
And here I thought spring was coming early, not summer.

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>>40322522

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>>40323082
>I don't fit into you simplistic liberal/conservative dichotomy. I'm a free-thinker who forms his own opinions

>>40323082
>i am neither liberal nor conservative
>I'm just a cuck who defends fatasses on a fitness board

>>40323284
>le psyops fedora may may
>thinking outside of the false dichotomy of us vs them bullshit is dorkery
>actually thinking about what's going on is somehow bad

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>>40323284
Damn I can feel the mad from here!

>>40316421
>How do I achieve this mode?
Eat 1 gram per pound of bodyweight in PURE UNADULTERATED HATRED every single day of your life.

>>40322327
cucked

>>40316421
all you need is a small loan of a million Calories

>>40321143
lol i like how this could be construed as either pro or anti-Trump

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>>40322330
>>40322327
haha ya bro TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

>>40322495
>3 months
its been maybe a day since the last retarded thing he's done as president

>niggas are still THIS salty about muh Drumpf

Never ever gonna make it.

>>40325479
>still
>current president
>currently fucking things up
>somehow this is in the past

>>40318403
Shariablue is really gunning it.

>>40323067
Actually the man eats pretty clean except for the red meat. One of his things was he would drink just tomato juice for powerlunches during the 80s. Give the man a break he is in his 70s now.

>>40325528
>eats pretty clean
>is on record and plenty of photo evidence of him proclaiming his love of fast food
Where the fuck did you get your information from?

https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=trump+fast+food

>>40325528
>>40325562
alternative facts bro

>>40322522
speak for yourself

THICC

>>40322625
kek when you have no actual argument

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>>40325562
>first result is the jew york times

Lmao nice sources there bud. Of course he poses with kfc chicken etc. He's appealing to the lower, working class (just like all politicans do clinton, kasich, and the rest). If you think this man eats Wendy's in his free time instead of grass-fed beef over a watercress salad, you fell for the meme.

Also the dude eats a lot of salads for lunch too (source for all of this? He said it himself in his books)

>>40325642
>He said it himself in his books
You must think that Ghost Writer was written by an actual ghost.

>>40325663
So you think his ghostwriter made up his diet and hes been living a lie based upon his diet for years?Yaokm8

I know youre being purposefully blind to the truth (MUH GLUMPF) but seriously drink tha bleach famalam

>>40325677
Then why is he fat?

>>40325697
age along with a high stress low activity job for most of his live, even good food can fuck you up when you don't try and burn it off.

>>40322501
Being republican doesn't mean that you have to defend Trump from any criticism, especially if it's true and not related to politics.

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>>40316421

>>40325453
I wonder in what kind of world u have to lift to think this is even remotely accurate.

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>>40316462
>Pennsylvania
>Ohio
>Michigan
>Wisconsin
>Indiana
>Bible Belt

It feels so good knowing how upset you've been the last 3 months

>>40316421
MAGA x 8

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>>40316421
the piss of russian prostitutes

also it helps when your mail-order bride refuses to sleep in the same house with you

>be the least shit candidate out of two shit candidates
>win

>HURRR TRUMP THE BEST

The man is an autistic manchild who is being controlled by the right wing christian cabinet he set up.

He won't last.

>>40325642
>>40325663
>>40325677
>>40325697
>>40325716
Also it's probably his diet when he gets to choose what he eats. You don't always get to choose the restaurant and or the menu when you're at a business diner. Important people also may have to go to multiple diners in a single evening and it'd be rude as fuck to refuse eating

>>40327332
>Liberals still believe this
>They dont realise Trump is literally trying to save America from drowning in debt and turning into a 3rd world country

>>40325493
Move to Mexico.

>>40322522
gb2 /pol/ if you're going to live in your own reality, you underage b& faggot.

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>>40327799
>98% chance of winning for Hillary
>a wall wouldn't stop immigration, ignore real examples of walls doing just that
>hating people of a certain religion is racist
>terrorism isn't a muslim problem even though 99% of terror is committed by muslims in the name of islam
>isis aren't real muslims, my secular "muslim" gated community neighbors are the real face of islam
>you can turn Africans into smart people, you just have to make all the tests easier and ignore all empirical evidence of their unchanging stupidity forever
>like, just increase academic budgets even though that's proven to accomplish nothing lmao, my sociology professor said it would work and he's impartial

Out of touch fake-liberal projects hard, news at 11.

THICC

High test general?

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>>40327329
>not posting the best version

pleb

>>40327356
>save America from drowning in debt

Nice job falling for the republican propaganda sheep

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>>40328285
Imagine being the guy saluting under Trump's ass and getting BRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPed right in the ear

>>40318332
>counties
>not people

Youre proving his point, dumbass.

Land doesn't vote. People do.

>>40328654
Except you're fucking wrong. States vote.
You are a member of your state, then the state represents you to the federal government.

>>40318332
In the overwhelming majority of counties, methadone clinics outnumber people

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>this thread

I can smell the refried beans and fried chicken through the screen

>>40322591
>tfw he's fatter than the president with paralyzed legs

SS + GOMAGAAD

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BOOST: And a good day to you too, Sir. I would like to rebut your previous claims in a improvisational and rhythmic manner. I was given the name "Boost" by my peers. The alleged facts you have uncovered in regards to me are unfounded and without merit. My birthplace is not only vastly inferior to yours, but my neighbors are also much more resilient. In terms to your claim of my sexuality: Sigmund Freud theorized that, in some cases, the Semi-conscious mind manifests repressed desires therefore leading me to believe that you, Sir, are indeed the homosexual. In fact, I once had a romantic rendezvous with your biological mother; in which fellatio was performed forthwith, and without explanation. The encounter lasted several hours and many unspeakable acts were implemented. I paid her for her services and no subsequent contact, neither verbal nor physically, has been made. I brandish a 9 millimeter pistol in which I stole from a man involved in a gang related turf war. I fired the pistol several times and in some cases critically wounded those with whom I was in contest with. I would like to inform the audience that I engage in the sale and consumption of illegal narcotics on a regular basis.

>>40327320
He's so cute, I wanna hug him.

>>40325642
Yeah, he's a fat fuck cus of his genetics.

You know you don't have to sychophantically defend him on every little thing. He's clearly in shit shape, no one cares cus he's old and got more important shit to worry about. But it's obviously true.

>not following Trump's dietary and hygiene advice
It's like you don't want to make it.

http://www.vox.com/2016/7/6/12062082/donald-trump-health-advice-books

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>>40325453
As retarded as this image is. I'd perfer the world burning as opposed to leadership going to all these trans creatures, SJWs, not-white-people-only-allowed fucking liberals

>>40330937
>retarded image
>becoming exactly what the image decipts

>>40331527
The image is retarded, because the world is not burning due to Trump's actions, despite what the far left may think. But even if the world WAS burning due to his actions, it would still be better than having a turboliberal president.
Hope that clears it up friend

>>40331689
How is that better than anything?

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>>40331726
It's hyperbolic.
The bottom line is the actions Trump is currently carrying out are preferable to the actions that Clinton planned on carrying out.
Also at no point will Trump's actions cause the 'world to burn'
>peaceful protesters on the other hand :^)

>>40330937
do you seriously believe SJWs hold real power? like, in the real world, not on the internet?

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>>40316462

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Pound slav waifu to failure every day.

>>40332535
>fake tits
what a way to ruin her body

>>40327320
He almost won minnesota

>>40332477
this map isn't even remotely correct. for example all of VT voted for clinton

>>40318887
>everyone who hates Trump likes Hilary
I hate them both
>inb4 bernout
Hate him too