Be willing to become the de facto daddy of her 1-3 kids

>>40314505
i meant more along the lines of cheating on her husband with me and no one knowing about it.

besides the entirety of /fit/

>>40314477
Sign up for Yoga classes in a rich commercial area

Hang around milfs for 1+ hours

>>40314477
Nah, bro, milfs are outta style. Gilfs are the new hotness. Dead husbands. Adult Children. Toothless blowjobs.

>>40314477
You have to be capital H Huge for milfs, being lean doesn't matter

>>40314600
No on the opposite, MILFs like twinks to project their fetish for fucking their own sons onto them. I slept with a bunch of MILFs as a teenager that picked me up on bars. Now I couldn't land a MILF for shit anymore because I'm 25 and pretty fit.

>>40314683
>as a teen
>meaning between 13-19
>only two of those ages are legal for sex with greater than 20
>none of those ages are legal for drinking

reported

>>40314592

This made me laugh more than it should have.

>>40314698
We can legally go to bars as 16 year olds in my country but it's easy to go earlier. I went as a 15 year old for the first time. Age of consent is 15 aswell.

>>40314733
Do you live in the nation of Alabama or the Republic of Mississippi?

>>40314733
Dumb eurofag opinions aren't welcome in this wholesome American Animation board.

>>40314748
This is a Japanese website.

Be young? I was a kept man for a bit, and more than anything I was a fashion accessory. We had sex, but she got more pleasure showing off to her girlfriends the guy she got to bang.

>>40314477
Just be attractive and spend time in cougar hunting grounds, everything else will take care of itself.

Heads up, though, the older women that pull this >>40314521
kind of stuff are bad news, and that experience isn't as sexy when it's being used to screw you over instead of just screw you.

>>40314748

Americans are the minority nowadays.
stay mad you fucking cuck

>>40314521
>I want to risk breaking up a family for sexual pleasure
kys

>>40314977

If you manage to break up a family the family wasn't worth much to begin with you fucking fag.

If you can fuck the wife of a man that guy should thank you because you shown the true face of that slut.

stop seeing the world from the eyes of a cuck (or at least try)

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>Make tinder account with age slightly older than what you're aiming for. USE GOOD SHIRTLESS PIC
>match with MILFs (they already like you)
>"Oops, I'm not actually 47 lol"
>"it's ok you look amazing"
>Don't be autistic
>Smash

>>40314991
If that makes you feel better

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>>40314477
>We had someone blaze that trail already.

>>40315023

t. cuck which got cheated on by his wife

stay mad

>>40315136
I'm not married and I'm not mad at you, I just think you're an asshole for not taking into consideration the repercussions of possibly splitting up a married couple with kids and even thinking it was "for the best" because you "exposed her" or some juvenile bullshit teen logic

And I think you're naive for believing the world is that simple. But don't worry, some day when you've graduated from high school you will understand what real life is like

>>40315207
He's right though. Why should that whore be blameless? If not with that Anon it would have been something else.

>>40315218
Go read up on social contract theory you pleb

>>40315218
not that guy you replied to but..

but the point is why would you get pleasure from fucking someone's family up? sound like he's the one with "being cheated on" type issues.

>If you don't rob that bank somebody else will
yeah it's a pretty bad analogy but my point is if you're given a choice between good/bad and then you choose bad and feel pleasure for it I've got some bad news for you.

>>40315218
it's both people's fault. You're not obligated to care for how others treat their partners, but helping a woman cheat on her husband is just mean to their kids. Better to have a stupid sham of a marriage than a divorce.

If someone else is willing to do it, they're responsible. If everyone else is a crook, it doesn't make you any less of a crook, if you still go around punching people's kids to get your rocks off.

>>40315218
The cheating spouse being guilty doesn't make the homewrecker innocent.

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>>40314477
I-Is that Susanna Reid?

>>40315294
i would tell you who it is but you responded with japanese cartoons.
you made a mistake.

>>40315257
>>40315241
>>40315231
>>40315207
t. 45 year old cuck whom'st got cheated on by his hot milf wife/gf

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>>40315325
>I go to 4chan and complain about anime

>>40314991
that's the same logic george soros uses for crashing national economies

>>40315126
the milf in that tinder picture looks pretty hot, but he called her a 5/10?

>>40314748
> Wholesome american animation board
> Is actually a tibetan throat-singing board
newfag detected

>>40315390
>tibetan throat-singing board
>is actually a mexican donkey show discussion board
newfag detected

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>>40315327
Sheesh, I wish. In all seriousness, obviously the woman is at fault too. They can be bitches. Doesn't mean men can't be dicks, that's equally cuck logic.

>>40315404
>not mongolian rifle cleaning board.

>>40315423
>not ethiopian tire resurfacing forum

>>40315434
>not a zanzibari birdwatching discussion site

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>>40315001
>age slightly older
>47

okay?

>>40315479
>not Botswanan honey badger poaching forum

>>40315373
Yeah, that's weird. Women always upload photos which offer an honest representation of their attractiveness. They certainly don't spend hours cherry-picking photos from the best angles with the best lighting.

She looks 6/10 in those pictures at best, which means in real life; that guy's 5/10 is generous.

>>40315257
>Better to have a stupid sham of a marriage than a divorce

Fuck off, your son will have a cuck as his dad just because of >muhhh marriage.

>>40315514
>Yeah, that's weird. Women always upload photos which offer an honest representation of their attractiveness. They certainly don't spend hours cherry-picking photos from the best angles with the best lighting

Kekd

>>40315500
>not an equatorial Guinean guano taste testing chatroom

>>40315534
>no a Vietnamese Agent Orange compensation seeking site

>>40315551
You win, I can't do any better

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>>40315555
Nice quads.

>>40315555
i thought this was an algerian-jewish manlet encouragement board

>>40314991
Breaking up unions made before God because you wanted to get a nut.
Congrats you're Satan's son. Now remember once God releases you it's all over. Satan plays for keeps and there's no going back.

:)

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>>40315517
>caring about what your dried-out harpy of a wife is doing with the gardener.
>going for traditional marriage and expecting your wife to cheat on you unless you somehow fuck other people's wives or something? like what's even your point again?

I can see that you and I have very different priorities in this world.

I had a threesome with two 5.5/10 thicc as fuck milfs

I dont have that kind of game though they were prostitutes. Even sucked my dick raw for better or worse. Wasnt worth the money but it gave me some good faps

>>40315598

>believing in satan and god

kys

>>40315639
He doesn't believe in anything. Sorry that shot your mom gave you ate that part of your brain.
Kek we have a heretic :)

>>40315654

>not believing in satan or god means not believing in ANYTHING

religious people confirmed dumb AGAIN.

>>40315207
It takes two to tango faggot, if the wife is willing to cheat on her husband she's a whore.

>>40315664
There's nothing to be mad about there are certain laws that both parties are willing to violate. The universe deals with them appropriately.

As for the clown who believes in nothing. Lucifer loves that so please keep it up. All that exists is the material realm...lol

>>40314683
My entire adult life I have gotten mires from older women.
>Be conventionally "All-American" looking.
>Be big guy, built, not a twink at all, actually be a little higher in BF (15% or so).
>Be funny and confident.

I've had my mom's friends hit on my at family parties and such. Once her friend was having a hard time getting pregnant and thought her husband was infertile. We were drunk and I jokingly offered to inseminate her and she thought about it seriously for a few days before declining. I had a perpetual boner those 3 days.

>>40315741
There's nothing wrong with getting the mires from em but don't knock em up. Good friend of mine was married and had a few kids and didn't tell the wife he had a vasectomy. She got pregnant and he made a killing in the divorce proceedings. He takes care of his other kids with the money and plays Steam.

If you're gonna play the system, then play to win

>>40315781
Where are you from though? In the US im pretty sure if you claim the child at the hospital then youre legal bound to it whether it is yours or not

>>40315699
Are srsly talking about your lord on a mongolian shemale site?

>>40315822
No that was a reference to reality. Did I say anything remotely indicating christcuckery....

>>40315807
I remember him telling me he bought his vasectomy documents, proof of paternity, and pages of her philandering affairs before requesting spousal support. He's a trust fund guy so his parents had great lawyers and knew the system. He just took her money as a giant f u for what she did.

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>>40314698
>none of those ages are legal for drinking
maybe in burgerstan

>>40314477
That woman doesn't really look old. Could be 26. Hard to tell. Her body type is milfy though.

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>>40314592

>>40314477
I've tried to snatch an older woman because I thought it would be easier. But it's not. The ones that aren't pretty become sexless crones and the ones that are have husbands or boyfriends or want to remarry.

21 here, meeting up with a 48 yearold dtf milf tommorow. Hopefully she trusts me enough to be around her kids cause she has a hot young teen daughter I wanna get with

>>40315900
Do you live in a porno or something?

>>40315913

fucking kek I thought the same

>>40315913
Well, the mother seems like a desperate sociopath and the daughter is an easily exploitable and fragile teen so hopefully I can make things happen

>>40315952
>teen
Reported

>>40315551
Tết Kek

>>40315952
>fucking a sociopath
Are you mad?

>daughter is an easily exploitable and fragile teen
Yeah you've got a fucking death wish or something.

>>40315952
Fucking based, godspeed anon.

>>40315849
Could be anywhere from 25-35

>>40314592
Crackheads are pretty much the same and they're less wrinkly

>>40314592
>mfw i lack an appropriate reaction image

>>40315514
for a 48 year old, she is pretty hot. Can't see any flab on her upheld arms, and I don't think angling is hiding that. I think too much wanking is inflating your standards

>>40314592
Not to mention pensions and insurance money from that passed on spouse glad to see there are some thinkers here

This is my fucking fetish... Does craigslist work?

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>>40316261
Sure ask these lovely gentleman
http://m.chron.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/Super-Bowl-51-prostitution-sting-Houston-10915139.php

>>40316261
Nope, go with tinder (age 30+) and okcupid

I did this with a few women.
I'm kind of skinny, not exactly a twink but not big and muscular.
I met them online and sent dick pics though

Can I ask someone this. I'm not really fat but I'm a bit chubby. But if I hook up with a milf will they care so much that I'm not shredded since they are most likely chubby?

>>40316410
They will care less than 20-something roasties. But the thing is, cougars dont want young, boyish looks (unless theyre creeps), they want manly, rugged looks that just so happen to be young. Just lose weight.

>>40316410
Nah you must be the fittest possible or you won't get shit with milfs

>>40315207

it's the couples problem, not his

he got what he wanted

>>40314991
This
It sounds really shitty but it's the truth. A trustworthy woman would distance herself the moment the situation becomes heated.

>>40314521
Maybe you ought to lay off the porn