>gym introduced a manlet tax on tokens

>gym requires you to bring your own barbell

>no left arm dumbbells
Guess I know which hand i have to use tonight

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>didnt pay for enough reps to the gymbroker

>>40314237
Guyz is if you are a manlet go for the student discount for gym tokens. I just tell people I am 14 because I am so short (only 5'10") even though I am 30.

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>bring your gf to gym day coming up
>decide to finally ask out qt girl who works in the cafe across my house
>"sorry anon I actually just got a boyfriend"
>hurting inside, days go by
>end up going to gym on that day anyway
>mfw see same qt at the gym holding hands with my gym nemesis while he glances at me and laughs

>gym instituted mandatory "no preworkout rule"
>have to fork over 10cc of blood for analysis before workout

>can't join the cheapest gym in town because the minimum height requirement is 6'5

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>tfw my gym nemesis changed his ways, apologized for his misdeeds of the past and wants to be friends now
Is this another one of his ploys? How the hell am I supposed to fuel my rage now?

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>just about to do a heavy snatch
>fucking crab pinches my ballsack

God I enjoy these threads.
>No longer allowed to lift in front of the mirror because below 30% body fat
>Got a warning letter for making other clients insecure