/fraud/

juicing = cheating

roided muscles are fake muscles

>>40313094

fuck off this pic is way more suitable

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>>40313273
>being this much of a fucking faggot
Kys

>>40313273
(you)

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>>40313282
If you use steroids then you are taking the easy way out. Instead of putting real work in you choose to basically pay for muscles.

reminder that posting in a thread made by alex is the first step towards making him think he's accepted

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>>40313297
I don't even roid, and know you're a fucking joke. Get mad some more, bro.

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>>40313384
>I-I don't roid!!!!11!
That's what literally everyone says. Pathetic

This is a dumb question

I might need to be drug tested by a military contractor for an internship. Will their drug test pick up test E?

>>40313412
no but if they check your general health markers they will know

>>40313412
No, they're checking for recreational drugs.

>>40313336
>implying alex isn't 2nd only to masT and bimbo when it comes to dedication and results

He needs to work on is his autism but he's a part of these threads now whether you like it or not.

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>>40313500

>>40313709
I'm not an expert but it seemed like he was making better progress than people on roids in this thread. At least he made it sound like that and I didn't see anyone refute it.

>>40313748
lol

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>>40313407
Lol why would I lie about roiding? What do I gain from lying?
Why are you such a butthurt natty? I'm natty, and I don't give a shit about people who roid. Different league, dog.

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mates is there any way to profit off of people on gay websites/grindr?

Like, I could get someone to send me pizza or chinese delivery but then they'd know my fuckin address.

>>40313773
you could cam for money

if you're not actively going to show your body then you might as well catfish and pretend to be a woman, much much bigger market

>>40313755
>>40313748

Bait posting because I get bored and shit up the general

Won't happen again

I made good progresss for a natty on a suicide cut.

Gained like a couple pounds of muscle

Which considering natty and the deficiet is good

I gained more than like one guy did that posted here but he was 6'5 (lanklets BTFO) and he didn't go to the gym I don't think so I don't think that counts

You guys really not gonna use my ///classy/// op

Smh

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>>40313867
>Making gains on a "suicide cut"
>natty
Pics?

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Are livers real or just a meme? I feel like I can run orals indefinitely. This is based on nothing besides orals haven't fucked me up in any way. I've removed sdrol for @ 25mgs for 2 months, sdrol at 20mg for a month at the tail end of accutane at 60mg for a few months straight (prob like 4 mo I think), epi 60mg with var 60mg for 6 weeks, and plenty of other random stacks.

>>40313820

gay men put out more.

plus catfishing is harder cause you gotta pretend and shit, being a natural male is just more comfy.

>>40313903
Just genetics

>>40313903
sadly my liver is very real and fucks me up whenever I'm on an oral for longer than 4 weeks

though I've never used tudca, just too much of a pain to get here

>>40313905
>gay men put out more.
literally look up findom

>>40313907
>>40313911
I've had TUDCA and NAC lying around forever but saw so much conflicting info I just decided what's the point if it might do more harm than good and I've never had an issue before.

Is there a definitive consensus on efficacy and delivery timing that I'm just missing?

>>40313934
Yes. 3-4 hours post damaging substance. Helps a lot.

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Goddamn wife dropped our rent check off in the leasing offices dropbox last Wed.

Can you guys guess what happened?

If you guessed they somehow never received our check and served us with an eviction notice you'd be right. Fucking wife and that leasing lady cunt always thought I was being an ass for insisting on a fucking receipt.

Im on way too much tren to deal with this shit. Fuck them if they want me to pay a late fee because that aint happening either.

Yes my Jimmies are rustled.

>>40313760
You're a fake natty and it's getting sad.

>>40314005
Don't feed his ego, he's probably still natty.

People underestimate the power of lighting/angles/noob gains. Plus yknow leanness and actual working out.

Ever since I upped my test to 750/wk I just want to fight people. I wouldn't consider myself a violent person in general but I see other guys and just want to start picking fights and beat the shit out of them.

Is this just some primal suppressed shit in me or normal. Its not roid ragey spaz out feelings, I just want to get violent.

>>40314058
tallfag here.

Kept reading tren makes tall guys stringy or something.

Going to run dhb with test, considering the above would a small amount of tren be good, or nandrolone be better?

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>>40314005
Lol why am I "fake natty", simply for defending roid usage? This doesn't make sense, but I love the (You)'s.
Keep 'em coming, babe.

>>40314013
>Don't feed his ego
I'm definitely natty. I'm also very aware that I'm not very big, so don't be too worried about me being delusional <3

started my first cycle 2 weeks ago and I cant stop jerking off.
wat do?

>>40314288
Stop jerking off?

>>40314312
my dick is constantly hard bro

>>40314288
Just wait, the libido levels out.

How different is the whole protocol of injecting unknown substances into my butt cheek when i had my nip glands removed? Do i still need to take ai to prevent bloating and stuff or it doesn't matter?

Im still natty btw.

>>40313545
>when memes become real

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>Steroids are the new taboo of the effeminate numale like weed was the taboo of alphas in the dawn of the millenium.

250mg test is making me feel lethargic, this normal?

>>40314466

You had your nip glands removed? Does it look good? My surgeon refused to remove the gland.

>>40314502
>weed
>innately alpha
Lol get rekt hippie

>>40314707
i was operated by the guy who does bodybuilders mainly so removing the glands and sucking out all the stem cells is normal thing.

>Does it look good?
looks compeletly normal

>>40314746
He's saying weed was taboo to Alfalfa's you Mongoloid

>>40314472
This can't be real. Is there any self awareness?

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>>40314692
no

>>40314073
>Kept reading tren makes tall guys stringy or something.
no

>>40313988
that really sucks

kill them both

how bad is it for me to nuke my E2 levels ?

>>40315364
Rather. Too low e2 is as much of a plague as high e2 is. Albeit easier to soldier through if you are not dumb enough to crash it to literally zero but still, lower is not always better after a certain point.

>>40315665
thanks bro.

>>40315364
better than getting gyno

>>40315729
what about E1 levels ? do those even matter ?

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>spend years perfecting strength programming nine ways from Sunday as a natty
>juice up eventually for dem aesthetics because vain homo at heart
>try to get hired at local gym as a PT/coach
>owner is an old acquaintance (not a friend but usually an alright lad)
>somehow gets triggered
>hurr durr this is serious lifting not fucking planet fitness, all your experience is null and void to me, roiders cannot adequately train natties because they will grow from literally holding their dick to piss while true natural athletes know the struggle so fuck you

Currently debating if getting super fat before trying again later would be worth the sweet disposable income lel

>>40315736
They do but by far not as much imho, e1 and e2 correlate and influence each other but e1 is not as much of a cunt for most, medical exceptions aside. If your e1 is stupidly high for some reason try DIM, as most AIs focus on e2 mainly as far as I know. Someone who knows specifics please chime in though.

>>40315778
im asking becuase i decided on taking grandpas suggestion for acne of using DIM and researched around learning that does alot more than just reduce E2 and reduce total E as a whole(AI abliet weak as shit) instead it apparently makes it E2 metabolize into E1 and was wondering what the issues could be from elevated levels.

>>40315739
to think this thicc pic is technically blue board approved warms my cold heart

what a marvelous arse

>>40315739
>they will grow from literally holding their dick to piss
w2c 150lbs cock to piss with for reps

>>40315795
I literally never gave a fuck about my e1 but it always came back low to moderate in tests that included it anyway so I dunno. As I said, I lack specific info on the matter, google its importance for post-puberty males if you care to.

>>40314466
just because you can't develop gyno doesn't mean you won't aromatize and suffer from high e2

>>40315739
why does he even know you're on gear

>>40315820
well thanks for the help regardless. lets hope we get some more anecdotal experience.

MAN accutane smells like shit

>>40315823
For one, it kinda shows in my physique (nothing to write home for kek but obvious in delts and taper), and he is a mutual acquaintance of a friend who is a dumb cunt and not hesitant about revealing his power level so maybe he drunkenly dropped my name at some point. Oh well.

>>40314080
>>40314013

Are you pretending to be me? Yeah I am still natty like I posted that I am getting bloods and stuff

>underestimate working out

You guys saw that guy with 318ngl test, nothing beats it

>>40315848
with friends like these you need no enemies lol

>>40315803
Seconding this. Step your game up, bathmate.

>>40315868
Well he is the best mate one can have, even saved my life at one point, but gets rather chatty and loose lipped when drunk. Not denouncing, just doing the math.

I care more about the fact that close to 8 years of researching and trying out strength stuff poofs into nothing the moment you decide to do something about being fat and hideous too.

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Do you worry about your liver?

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>>40315958
NAC and TUCDA all day everyday, unless injecting

if theres any better than those two id like to hear it.

>grandpa and anon talking about earthworms, ants and crickets as godtier protein sources
you mean to tell me the reason I am swole are all the worms I ate for dares as a wee lad and the rons I pin are just an added bonus huh

mind fucken blown m8

>>40315958
bit of tudca now and then if needed but i seem to have a liver of steel anyway so idgaf if not blasting idiotic amounts of orals, which I almost never do

>>40314811

Dude they psot nonstop about mcdonald's new menu offerings

that is their thread, they litterally just dicusss fast food and burgers

I swear some of the sutff I crosspost here and u say is "bait" is NOT

ALso,

>>40315909

>reset hormone levels
>"calculated refeed"

Alright, sure.

On a side note, why does everyone here (myself included) feel compelled to eat retarded +1000 surplus then starve ourselves to undo the damage?

like why don't we just eat +250/-250 or something

personally I kinda like that 'full belly' feeling I dunno

Time to become a powerlifter

>>40316026
Welcome to the world of eating disorders. Satiety from fatty/salty or fatty/sweet foods is an actual drug for some people’s brains. Fatass heroin without the comfy comeup lol

>steroids shrunk my balls
>made it easier for me to feel a lump on my testes
>it was cancer
>i got it removed

steroids saved my life. true story 2011

>>40316026
every time someone links plg I try to just read what was meant and maybe related quotes and replies, ignoring the rest

every time I end up ten minutes later roaring like a mongoloid at 200+ posts of trappy slandering

>>40315993
whatever it takes: the early years

>>40316120
That general has just gotten fucking weird lately.

>People take lifting advice from a skinnyfat transsexual
>People beg for attention from a skinnyfat transsexual

Fucking pathetic enough. Then you see all the creepy edited manga they post. Then you see them talking about their favorite fast food. It's like, really?

>>40313500
He will eventually give up like trappy did.

What's a good oral to add to 250ml of test e a week to add a bit of size with minimal bloat?
I was thinking either epi or Tbol.

>>40316388
Arsenic

>>40316254
I find it entertaining as fuck, I lurked there for lols a while ago as a natty and since watched its decline in a mix of horror and delight

also:
>hey guys who here roids, inb4 fraud they are all about muh aesthetics hurr durr
>random trip recommends exactly what I would except like half the dosage kek
>I sit here chuckling while I could still c&j both their fat mothers for reps after like 8 months of no specific training
nais

>>40316388
sdrol if your liver can handle it

epi is also a good choice, tbol is very underwhelming and retarded overpriced for its effect

>>40316388
sdrol 3 weeks
LGD for longer term use, but it will shoot your free test and estrogen up higher when taken with exogenous test so you may get more water/bloat if you dont control estro.

>>40316436
you forgot to add a badly edited smug pepe

>>40316298

Why you people can't understand I'm not gonna stop lifting when that is like my favorite thing in life besides x-posting /plg/ McDonald'a burger guzzeling for glands to laugh about

My ideal life

>chill with glands all day
>lift all day
>lurk plg
>shitpost on fit

What more could u want from life???

>>40316471
not sure if sarcasm. either way, yeah posting from mobile and folder is on desktop :^)

>>40315958
>>40315974
>>40316004
Is this real life? I posted this same shit right here >>40313903 like twenty posts ago

>>40316476
Only two of them actually shitpost about fast food like twice a week though.

But still a bunch of morons, I agree lol

>>40316490
Either sweet liver genetics or ours are just keeping back to fuck us hardcore in one single go big or go home medical clusterfuck for dramatic effect.

Not that I really care at this point :)

>>40316444
>>40316447

Might try sdrol then. I was thinking of lgd as its not liver toxic but the fact that we don't have much research on it deters me from taking it.

>>40316502

Man I just wish they would stay out of fucking CBT

I am learning to control my autism though, making progress

(Was told to work on it)

Before , I would read something like 'You wanna be a bodybuilder? You gotta get strong, Ronnie Coleman deadlifts 700lbs, so when I deadlift 350 I will behalf the size of Ronnie' and I would write some long drawn out reply about different types of muscle fiber and neurological gains

Now I just shitpost at them and laugh my dick off at the thought of some fat kid lifting like 3pl8 with a cat back in the hopes it will make him look 'half as big as Ronnie'

Plg: burger eating and how to hospitalize yourself

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>>40316545

Yeah they called Chen DYeL because he only squats 400lbs

You can't make this shit up

4got pic

Fucking comedy gold lol

>>40316553
what i consider good lifting numbers and its entirely subjective.
+400lbs deads
+300lbs bench
+300lbs squat(most cant even)
+145lbs OHP
+15 pullups

>>40316573
Those are good...

If you're 150lbs

>>40316436
So what was the stack?

And what would you recommend?

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>randomly decide to actually read /fraud/ for the first time after all this time on /fit/, just cause bored

>mfw thread is full of >>40316254

Can someone tell me how to turn off the gravitational field? This orbital pull is getting out of control.

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>>40313884

5 months natty from sedentary

Like beyond sedentary, sitting in a chair making eBay listings 16 hours a day, never move except to fridge to get more food and back to chair

-1000 calorie deficiet on average, sometimes -2500, sometimes -500 (ehhh...)

Lost like 40 lbs, obviously gained some muscle despite what people gonna shitpost at me seeing as how I have more of it than some /plg/ trips after like 3 years of mcdonalds 0 micronutrient bulking + lift 30 mins 2 Times a week

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Asked this in the other thread, do you guys think it's worth taking bioperine or grapefruit juice with orals? I've been doing them with grapefruit juice but never really noticed anything and with bioperine kinda sketched me out since it shuts down one of the processes of your liver.

>>40316444
>retarded overpriced
It's like $5/mang.

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>>40316617
Das a pretty decent base. Hop on and you'll probably be looking THICC real quick.

>>40316618
>shuts down one of the processes of your liver
So does GFJ

t. Ate a bunch of dxm as a retarded teenager.

>>40313251
Take roids, everything increases, work outs become harder to get what you pay for, food amount gets larger to retain some of it, nutritional supplements increases, testis shrink but a pct brings em right back

If you roid like a newb youll kill your nuts like a noob

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>>40316593
natT will wheigh in this with his hieght/wheight ratio being the only improtant numbers.

meanwhile we all know its not linear but with roids it can become so.

>>40316614
your detailed trappy info is better than most but nothing that 10pages of google cant tell us the same.

>>40316617
Post lat spread

>>40316637

I'm getting bloods because I have a lot of low test symptoms peek talked about and high cortisol symptoms too

Gonna see what's going on and either TRT myself (blast and cruise) or if my test is normal I will just do a 500mg cycle eventually

>>40316643
Don't make fun of natty bwr memeing. He's so scrawny that's all he has

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>>40316643

Is there anything google can't tell you?

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>>40316510
I really should start getting bloodwork done more recently. God know the sources I use incentivize it enough with free shit for doing it. Now that I'm in love I think I value my health a bit more too for the first time in my life.

>>40316528
Sdrol or epi are great for giving you the veiny, pumped delt "on roids" look and are both great for strength (sdrol is better for both though). SARMS would leave you as underwhelmed at tbol.

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>>40316639
Grapefruit only inhibits one of the enzymes that breaks down drugs cyp43a or whatever.

>>40316651
Oh yeah, I forgot you were somewhat opposed to running gear.

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>>40316652
atleast he looks good cant hate on that except for the memeing

>>40316654
nah buddy its missing personnel experience and friend ship.

but hows the transition ?

any thing for us roiders to avoid interms of food and chemicals besides sesame seeds, flax seed, and soy?

>>40316667
He looks good in pictures. Irl I bet he's small as fuck.

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>>40316664

Yeah I dunno I did more research and plus if my test levels are like 300ngl like I suspect ( I get suicidal if I fap for days etc) then fuck it right?

>>40316648

>lats

Nice meme I don't have those

3.5 times a week pull ups to failure last pull down, rows using only my lats, no lats

Wonderful

Ps: those arms are the result of doing millions of supersets of curls, tricep rope pulldown, etc , etc

>>40316602
iirc (been a while)
>him: 250 test/deca each, kickstart with sdrol
>me (hypothetically): 500 each, adrol to tickle out that last bit pre-comp

not that it actually fucking matters

>>40316614
I for one do not hate you, I hate your followers. Big difference.

>>40316682
thats like me wearing black shirts to make myself look larger and skinnier. atleast hes good with cutting advice clearly has more experience than myself


>>40315795
ive gotten zero info about E1 in relation to DIM so keep searching, dont nuke it or you'll get dry as shit joints.

>>40315993
yes nigga

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>>40316614
>full of
>actually like six posts barely grazing the topic outside of alex raving

>>40316686
It does cause I was the one who asked lmao.

I got told that EQ was dangerous to take when lifting heavy?? But all the info I find says it increases collagen synthesis.

>>40316643
pic always ruins me

i know a handful of people i could meme into this as hard truth, too

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>>40316722
oh that pic, its what i imagine if trappy became a troll. saved it just for her.

>>40316654
no lie would like to hear what you do to become more feminine. the knowledge of that can work both way, but as we all know hormones are the biggest factors.

>>40316643
>>40316722
It's a funny meme but I do curls. I've seen good arm progress. I do real exercises too but I also curl.

>>40316684
Strict form is a meme as far as rows.

https://youtu.be/A4zbA1Z19YI

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>>40316770
now thats a dungeon that would be perfect for any NEET lifter

dark grimy stale and the hint fried chicken smell of fresh sweat.

>>40316684
Mirin shreds.

Might want to do some neck training, yours looks skinny. No bully

>>40316704
lel the post I am talking about was like months ago, have not lurked plg recently. I guess those questions come up often though so w/e

EQ is fine and dandy normally, there is a slight added risk of injury if you are running insane doses while lifting eight times your bw but the whole TOO RAPID GROWTH OMG TRAIN TO TEARING TOWN meme is mostly bullshit for the common user.

>>40316770

>roiding for this

>>40316798

Mmm What do you recommend?

>shreds

Starve x failure best roun

>>40316736
>her
;)

>>40316766
I curl too, no hate for that. but the way the pic memes them as the ultimate solution just has me chortling every time. curlbros, when will they learn.

>>40316800
Yeah I literally asked about a test/deca/eq stack in the current plg thread

It's my next blast. What doses would you recommend? I've only run test 250mg/e3d before but my body is ready for this once my cut is over.

>>40316810
>No investment
Just Google wrestling neck exercises. Also do neck curls with a plate. Looks dumb but it works.

>Hardcore. Thumbmode or die
Buy a full head harness with a chain. Attach it to shit, either cables or just free weights. It works pretty well, plus you're less likely to get a concussion or whiplash in a car accident.

>>40316829
>Yeah I literally asked about a test/deca/eq stack in the current plg thread
kek nice

as for recommending, 500 test/deca and good nutrition and high intensity. as I said EQ is fine in theory but I never felt the need.

>>40316795
Eric is the best. Favorite lifting inspiration

https://youtu.be/Cozuqh68H-E

>>40316933
yep he is ive added him to my list of inspiration

freel cool dude

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My gift to /fraud/: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnMR6SOBa9k

>>40316667

>nah buddy its missing personnel experience and friend ship.

Friendship died when Bodorio left. Now we just have memories of what it was.

> but hows the transition ?

I'd say done for years. I've been living comfortably as female for a long time now.

Funny story, when I was young I used to pray to random gods or god every night so that they could "fix" me in my sleep (I wasn't religious, just desperate).
Of course nothing would ever happen, so I'd just cry to sleep, wake up, and cry in the bathroom floor after checking the mirror until it was time for class. Basically every day.

Who would have thunk they would fix me when I was older. My life now is literally a dream come true, in a way. I'm actually living now, and not just killing time.
I bet this was Marduk's doing.

It wasn't cheap tho, kek.

>any thing for us roiders to avoid interms of food and chemicals besides sesame seeds, flax seed, and soy?

You guys know a lot more about these things than I do, really. Only advise I can give is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix10WjQ9ycc always be prepared to be randomly challenged in 3 weeks. You never know when your life is gonna become an oldschool snes rpg.

I keked at the curl guide tho (but the load is actually distributed to the glutes mainly, not the quads and hamstrings).

Here's a rare pic of young trappy looking derpy and having a good time trying out girl's clothes on a store with a cousin. I never posted this anywhere, so don't share it around ;) keep it rare.

>>40316686

Well, I hate you.

jk I don't actually. <3

>>40316545
>and I would write some long drawn out reply about different types of muscle fiber and neurological gains
and you know... being wrong

but you know what they say about leading a horse to water, so I'll try to do that: I'm sure you've heard of trex mode by now, why is it that SS victims develop gigantic legs despite lifting "30 minutes, 3 times a week"?

there are good reasons to meme on SS, but you're too dumb and new to actually know them

>>40316969

No one on SS has any actual size on their legs at all.

Their legs are just devolved compared to their 9" arms so they look """big""" in photos (they don't)

I'll show you what big legs look like when I hop on

Grrr

>>40316969

Like can you explain to me how quarter squatting for 15 reps 3 times a week is gonna beat someone that does a shitload of squats to failure, then does a shitload of leg press, then does a shitload of calf isolation?

How?

It makes no sense

>>40316981
>No one on SS has any actual size on their legs at all.
lmao kill yourself

>>40317014
because you still have no fucking clue how volume is calculated

HINT: THE WEIGHT IS DIRECTLY INVOLVED

>>40317017

It's so easy to tell when I'm arguing with people that wander in fraud from front page on SS themselves instead of the anons here that compete and stuff that shit all over SS and have legs like tree trunks at 6% bodyfat

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>>40316954
shame id hope to see more food to avoid than those big 4.

saw plamneto and black licorice included in that minor list.

you needed prolactin to change yourself clearly your frame was made for trap mode.

praiseing kek/kuk wouldve done the trick.

i do so when im in dire need of a break through in my big insane game of connect the dots on the 27D quantum hyber space wars game of chest.

pic related is one of many reasons to follow kek
>>40316981
what ever happened to working till failure ? or more frequently when your more than ready to do more during the weak.

oh fucking well like i know any better than a fat dyel coach.

>>40317014
>Quarter squatting
Literally what are you talking about? These are the same people who meme ATG

>>40316946
More based eric
https://youtu.be/sYtgdn95aLU

>Not trap bar deadlifting over 900lbs at ~240
Are you even trying??

>>40316617
>>40316684
You look good, anon. Solid work.
Height/weight?

>>40317034
I'm the op of this thread and the guy who also warned the two okc girls about you and probably 20% of the posts in any given thread

let me say this clearly: you are a fucking idiot newbie who doesn't understand anything about training, programming, eating or really anything at all related to weightlifting. stop giving advice, stop thinking you know anything, ideally stop breathing

you have managed a suicide cut by not stuffing your fat fucking face anymore while on an eca stack, you still haven't accomplished anything at all of value and you don't understand the reasoning behind anything posted in here

it's time to fucking stop

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>>40317051

172.6 5'10.33

>>40317041

Yeah that is exactly what I do, to failure.

The last 3,4 sets of squats I just do then until I fail and then I let the safety catch the weight ez

Like 33% of the time I spend in the gym is on quads I am really trying to pull them up

I dunno, fraud coaching is so bad, multiple anons here that compete, their advice seem to be working for me, progress is good considering circumstances

But random anons telling me to do SS to get big, yep, they know better than trendick and ghandi and MasT and Bimbo and nattt etc

They know way better because they read SS book

They are experts

>>40317064

Ah you're that one guy with a hard on for me

>i-I stopped you from getting laid

Gratz, it's so hard for me, what ever will I do.

Ps: it's only hard for you because you're such a bitch lmfao

>>40317044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPP9bJl8LNU&index=147&list=UUFjEoaLqd2zNYL5z4rNl0Vw

not the biggest fan of newer metal bands but i enjoy his mix when he works out with em, gets me pumped up before my workouts.

i prefer a steady beat when doing lifts but metal is my go to when lifting heavy so cant blame him. fuck im jelly at his wheights.
>>40317076
good points made , i totaly agree with the fact that SS is simply to little to matter, imo hit your min volume of the day and end in failure or else theres no point in being in the gym.

>>40317105

Also post body I wanna see one single iota of proof that you are injecting testerone into yourself and still lurking random tinder threads to dox OKC girls , it wasn't even a fraud post lamo

How does this even happen

>mfw it was the same fucking guy

Ahahahahah

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>>40317111
So like this
https://youtu.be/lG5aSZBAuPs

Or like this
https://youtu.be/tVqPx5mUj0g

>>40317157
it was a CBT not a Tinder thread you ape

>>40317161
yes the first one for sure not a fan of glitch mob

also like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6CngiY3rKs
and this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ugabf04Lx2A

i have a varity of tastes in both metal and electro i just need more influence

just started listening to king diamond

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJH0eBtnbcs

>>40317181
>not a fan of glitch mob
Filtered

>>40317175

>post body I wanna see one single iota of proof someone is injecting themselves with testerone and still acts like this

You are legitimately pathetic , it never even crossed my mind it could be the same guy lmfao

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>>40316757

Most important part is HRT, obviously. You need both antiandrogen and oestrogen - just an oestrogen alone won't help since your body will compensate.

Other than that... plastic surgery, hair removal, and skin moisturisers + cosmetics.
Most important of all is definitely voice surgery, though.

My diet is nothing special, just vegetarian + milk and eggs. All the nutrients from the vegs is great for your skin, and all the fibres are important if you... enjoy having sex with men kek. It helps youuu stay clean for him~ so if you can't do an enema first, it's not a big deal.

>>40317041

>shame id hope to see more food to avoid than those big 4.

kek sorry, I don't know much about food. :~

Prolactin is not something we take often on HRT. It's mostly antiandrogen + oestrogen. Most of the feminization comes from those two (and they naturally increase your levels of prolactin).
Taking extra prolactin is useful in that they grow your boobies (and make you lactate), but they lose size when you go off the prolactin.
So, idk, it's something I never took extra.

But I'll stop here before people get angry that I'm shitposting in their general :P
Nice to meet you btw~

>>40317191
>listing to EDC basic bitch BS
ISHYGDDT

>>40316954
>Of course nothing would ever happen, so I'd just cry to sleep, wake up, and cry in the bathroom floor after checking the mirror until it was time for class. Basically every day.
this is how I try to hit 200lbs lean. currently not working lol

>>40317206
you can just anon post your training knowledge here in finite detail and im certain well know its you.

thanks for the insight its interesting to learn either way

>>40317207
>He doesn't dose loads of ket and cannabis alone in a dark room and dance to drink the sea on repeat for hours
I've been places your mind wouldn't even begin to comprehend boy

I was injecting today and my stupid kitten that is in heat sniffed my needle. she got about an inch close. i cant remember if i switched the needle out or if i pinned. i doubt i pinned but this is only my second pin and i was trying to calm down so i could see myself writing it off... howevere my wife got me like 4 needles and i kept changing between then because i fucked up 3 pins and one of them bled. should i go to the hospital and just get antibiotics just incase.

>>40317226
ive been to those places sober but if i went to and EDC i would totes only be there for the drugs. there music isnt high energy enough for me to trance out

>>40317229
Yes. Tell them exactly what happened so they know what antibiotics to give you, too

>>40317209
topkek

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>>40317229
too much red flags in one post

im kekking

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>>40317241
I don't like dancing around a bunch of dirty diseased wannabe hippies.

Ket+ specific spine movements and you travel to a different space. It's not like the khole usually is. I wouldn't dose k at a rave though IDK why people are doing this now, probably heard about John Lily or some shit decided they wanna be hardcore. But the energy around you keeps your mind further grounded to this plane. That's why you need to be alone and in very low light environment. Music is fine though doesn't stimulate the brain the same way

>>40317229
too much too forced

4/10 I raised an eyebrow halfway in

>>40317195

It all makes sense now.

>hide Alex and glands

You're that guy that produces that juicy copypasta about "why am I roiding just to get laid and I can't and Alex and glands turn down girls"

It makes so much sense now, the constant OPs with ignore Alex and glands everything.

Ahahahahah
Ahahahhahahahahah

You think it matters that you stopped me from banging two girls dude? Just because it's two more than you touched in your entire sad existence?

Ahahaha

>Tfw you realIze who is flaming you

Ahahah ahahaha

Roid for girls still can't get laid
Ahahahahah ahahahahah
Ahahahahahahha
Ahahahahahahahahhahahaha
Ahahahaha


Oh man you might be the most pathetic guy in the world,

>t-they're posting in my OP instead

Lifetime achievement?

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>>40317283
>I don't like dancing around a bunch of dirty diseased wannabe hippies
it smells of washed up communism by the end of the day and is horribly worse than death.

> spine movements
never realized it to be a key in trances but i just always made it a habit since i saw shamans do it on the documentaries.

>That's why you need to be alone and in very low light environment.

normaly just throw on a good song and loop it for that reason light off, but ill be sure to emphasis it from now on. the two dubstep songs i posted i like to use the most on loops.

>Music is fine though doesn't stimulate the brain the same way

tell me more if you can.

anybody else realize how much of a mess they were 5 years ago?

i mean im still a complete fucking mess but atleast i have some muscles now.

>>40317272
>>40317290
being srs..

>>40317356
5 years ago i was 14

so

yea

>>40317376
17 faggot therefore i win hahahahahahaha bet you didnt even have balls back then.

>>40317372
im certain youll be fine if not smarter from the experiance, fucking retard

>>40317430
anyone else pin in worse conditions? i sanitized everything switched needles everytimes alcohol out the ass. its just my dumb ass kitten had to get close and sniff the needle and now im so paranoid i cant tell if i pinned or changed needles. im pretty sure switched.

>>40317444
kill yourself

>>40317448
what are you taking for liver support on your cycle ?

>>40315838
I normally take it orally, snorting it like coke could spike your blood levels

>>40317401
>>40317430

>still posting here
>after you realize who the OP is

Srs?


It's literally a guy roiding and doing SS to get girls

You really gonna post in this thread?

This guy's life is like a paradoy
>>40317064

///Migration///


BEST FRAUD THREAD

>>40313094
>>40313094
>>40313094

Get in the "I can lose my virginity" fraud thread,

>>40317461
just 1.5g tudca 3 hours after i take my 30mg sdrol

>>40317473
although i have only taken the sdrol once so far because i got really fucking sick the day i took it, and dont want to deal with the lethargy on top of tren lethargy on top of feeling like shit from being sick

>>40316954
Since you are here and there's no way I'm asking in plg, is there really anything I'm missing by doing snatches from hang instead of from the floor as far as upper back and joocy trap gains are concerned?

Don't feel like risking a low back injury buy trying learning the actual Olympic movement by myself...

>>40317356
yep. still rock bottom but back then I had a shovel too.

>>40317444
you're a fucking retard.

>wash your hands with anti-bacterial soap
>avoid touching anything besides necessary
>avoid pinning in bathrooms/kitchens
>use alcohol swabs on vials before using
>always keep needle caps on if not using
>disinfect the area with 95% alcohol before and after injecting
>keep your fucking dirty hands off the injection site before and after

>>40317349
The spine movement thing happened by instinct. It's like you're working out all these impediments. I was just following this gravity orb that slowly appeared when I was grooving enjoying myself and gradually it grows and sucks you through. Even if you know it's a drug, the places are so visceral, more real even than everyday experience. It's very hard to discount them.

Advice?

Eat mushrooms if you haven't already. Eat a lot of them at once.

The mushroom talks to you. I mean seriously talks to you. It's mostly one way, and it's not like a speaking voice. But some of the thoughts you have during the mushroom experience, are very clearly not your own, and you can recognize them as the mushroom.

I don't care how crazy that sounds, that is very much a consistent experience, among many people. You can't just take some piddling dose of a gram or two dried. You need a hefty amount. It's not always comfortable, but it helps you escape your conditioned reality like nothing else.

https://youtu.be/Nrj1X6TzEXo

>>40317471
wait to make threads until where at 300 posts pleas its quite fustrating to the mods.

>>40317482
i assume it greatly reduces the feeling of lethargy right ?

>>40317507
yeah because a lot (or all, idk) of the lethargy comes from it damaging your liver, which the tudca mitigates

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did i post in the wrong thread? anyways:

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit guys pc was dead.
did i miss anything cool, is swollen glands still ugly.
telle me everything.

who is that trap in OP's picture.

>tfw same weight since 2 weeks despite pizza diet.

/blog/

>>40317491
did everything besides keeping needle cap on that one time the cat got close to it. and i believe it was the needle i used to draw with. i pray to god.

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>>40317497
well i belive all things have a soul so the drug and the act of eating its body might have to deal with it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg85IH3vghA
<science and esotric ideas>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvOYEu5Lbb0

ghosts will feed off of emotions and blood becuase the massive death of cells leaves enough residue for them to feed off of to manifest.

ignore that crazy rambling if you want.

ill check out shrooms then.

>>40317515
now i realize i shouldve been taking it with my 1 andro because even though its non liver toxic it still has to be utilized by the liver.

>>40317528
some random anon told me that the DIM didnt work for your acne, just to confirm did it ?

>>40317507

yeah yeah

I will.

I can't get over the thinking that there is some guy out there

>roiding for girls
>still can't lose virginity
>decided SS was gonna make him asthetic
>doing SS program on roids
>still can't lose virginity
>getting infrutiated
>doxing girls

LOL
O
L

PS: POST BODY OP SHOW ME THE POWER OF SS + ROIDS AHHAHAHA

AHAHHAHAHA

>>40317471
I specifically said SS is bad in my previous posts, just not for the reasons you think because you're a retarded newbie lmao

also have no issues getting laid, I have the next 3 days planned from random Tinder girls

I repeat: it's time to stop

also I'm at work so sorry if I can't get to your autism immediately

>>40317573
>"I have the next 3 days planned from random Tinder girls"
>proceeds to post on /r/short when they see he is 5'4 in real life

>>40317586
would rather stay a weebo virgin autist with insanity problems than be short tbqh senpai

>>40317573
>also have no issues getting laid,

no1 believes this

if you weren't a virgin there is 0 chance u would be doxing OKC girls frantically

>>40317586

lol

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>>40317540
The mushroom is the light, the body is the eye, and together you experience.

Hippy bullshit aside, it talks about Buddhism. It talks about space. It talks about monkeys. It talks about the future, and the condensation of technology. About synapses. About meat. About the fractal nature, that's so obvious how could you havd missed it? But there it is, laid out.

I need to start growing shrooms again.

Pic related psilocybin and depression

Here's a study showing neurogenesis and deconditioning of learned helplessness fear responses after psilocybin dosing

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23727882

>>40317632
I'm not doxing OkC girls, I'm annoying you for payback in a sort of karmaesque way

>>40317639
well i hope you enjoy my videos then they complement each other greatly.

gonna do lots of studying. praise kek for giving me more break throughs in mental blocks of boredom.

>
Here's a study showing neurogenesis and deconditioning of learned helplessness fear responses after psilocybin dosing

meat and fucking potatos what a meal to feast upon Delicious anon you are a awesome.

gib me a list of shrooms you tried and effects felt from em.

>>40317663

>implying you're annoying me

you're wasting your life in some futile attempt to make me an unironic 4chan eque incel like you are but it still don't work

>not doxing
>go to the site
>search through boston area
>whos online
>frantically comparing girls to photo
>ahaha got her
>create account
>message her
>''wahh wahh dont have sex pls'

>>40317639
>deconditioning of learned helplessness fear responses
inb4 peek munching fistfuls of golden teachers for dat dere long term cortisol effects mitigation

>>40317757
no lie but trandermal DHEA does combat cortisol levels. dose dependent and suprised he didnt say anything about the hormonal approach of combating it.

>>40317705
you hopped in the shower and were ready to go meet her

I stopped it from happening and you ended up spending the night on /fit/

I'll say I annoyed you :^)

also there were like 30 girls online, it took about 30 seconds. I even used my real OkC so I didn't have to make one!

>>40317683
Just psilocybe cubensis. They grow wild in cow fields in the South, also the easiest and most cultivated strain.

Anything with psilocybin. Theres lots of species, but psilocybin and it's analogs are what you want. You can find this information pretty easily on google. Try "psilocybe foraging [location] I bet you'll get results". Growing them is also quite easy, the spores are completely legal and you can grow them in your closet with no light. They won't fruit as well but it's not that big a deal.

Amanita muscaria and muscimol isn't what you want, it's mostly fever dreams and Lilliputian hallucinations. Try it if you want to make your bedsheets sweaty and be confused for a night. But otherwise stick to psilocybin. Just mentioning because lots of people think it's the same thing.

>>40317768
I know, I am literally just laffin at the mental image of him microdosing shrooms with no recreational intent whatsoever

>>40317788
saved

>>40317808
kek there so light though i can only speculate the micro scale struggling to measure something that can be moved by breathing in the vicinity.
(havent held those mushrooms but assumed there not dense)

>>40317808
Honestly surprised he hasn't

>>40317779

Post any kind of text message or tinder or Okc or anything that shows me that any female has ever shown you any sort of attention in your life

Mr. Roiding for girls and totally it's working 1000%

where dafuq are we posting now faggots.
lmao i leave for a few weeks and this place becomes a chaos.
dont worry, your beloved incel roiding manlet has returned to make this manlet faggot general great again.

Its hard to say grandpa. My estro got high and i had an acne breakout. I then started taking the DIM and the Asin at the same time, and my acne reduced alot. But now, i cannot say if it was the DIM or reduced estro that helped me.
Right now with everything in check, im still getting zits here and there, even with DIM, but alot less than before.

Hard to say bruh,
lol alex you want to roid? getting a bit greedy here with with your sik gains my dude.
But hey if you wanna roid then go ahead, still weird because before you would talk about "gonna reach my natty limit in 10 years and then start roiding aye lmao".

also that isnt actually trappy chan right? isnt he a guy?

>>40317887
also whats the status with swollen glands face.

and what are you blood results alex.
also post pic of SS+roids guy

>>40317887
500mg doseage, up it to 800mg and at worse 1gram. youll nuke your E2 if you go any higher.

asshole anons saying it doesnt do shit when it did better than asin alone. FFS messing with my shit.

>>40317915
better than asin alone

as in better when cominded but not good enough to do alone .

>>40317898
>Glands
Still swollen. Apparently getting better due to meds but who knkws he hasn't posted update pics

>Alex bloods
None yet

>Ss+roids guy
Doesn't exist alex is just mad and throwing out buzzwords

>>40317887
>>But hey if you wanna roid then go ahead, still weird because before you would talk about "gonna reach my natty limit in 10 years and then start roiding aye lmao".
comedy gold

thats how it starts off

then you are like "hur i will only use test"

then you start adding other stuff. "but never tren its too harsh"

then you add tren

then you start fucking trannies and doing g4p to afford hgh

>>40317887

>greedy

Always greedy for those gains moosey, wanna get big you feel me? Big as I can.

Seems logical to just pin tbfh with that attitude no?

>natty limit then pin

Maybe I saw the light moosey

>>40317931

>SS+roids guy

Why can't op

>post photos of his body since he is so shredded

>post his tinder shit since he is so not a desperate incel

This is the guy saying SS is fantastic so he for sure should be able to post his physique to back up such a claim

Otherwise his claims that SS is so great go out the window

>>40317939

No bully I wanna be big and I wanna be big asap

I wanna beat 5'2 103 lb 20% bf OP's physique

Time 2 pin

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>>40317887
trappy is a guy aka trap good info regardless of shity followers fucking everything up in this board.

>>40317847
all shitposting aside I am too

>>40317838
dosing goes by mg of active compound, shrooms are differing vastly in content, no sane way to do this. people who unironically microdose buy standardized extracts and thats honestly no fun kek

>>40317993
No one said that ss was great.

He said you don't know what you're talking about, you've been lifting for six months. So chill out.

>>40318013
i bet its missing the flavonids, aklainods, and other such compounds that probaly make that compound work better when they choose the extract as the option.

sure ODing is an issue but i havent heard much come from shrooms since there not realy poisonous on there own.

>>40317939
and before you know it you are posting b8 threads titled "IM A GOD; YOU ARE DYEL; WHAT ELSE IS NEW?" and shitpost weak anons into oblivion.
ayeeeeeeeeee

telle me, what did that anon do to steal le tinder bitches from you.

>>40317915
i guess i can try that.
also something i stumbled upon by accident and still "researching" is Cetricin for acne. I had fever for like a week (and btw didnt lose a single pound in that week thank you based steroids) and used Cetricin to get some sleep, and noticed my acne has been weirdly clean in that time.

>peek
Derma stamps is legit bro, it just takes a fuckton of time for results. Tho i noticed the tiny hairs that were sprouting in my widow peaks got thicker and longer recently.

>>40318059
also forgot about trandermal application of it maybe better route of intake, it works far better with DHEA, get some hand sanitize with aloe and vitamin E and do it 10 mins before a shower on your stomach and chest.

https://thinksteroids.com/community/threads/transdermal-dim.134253557/

http://anabolicminds.com/forum/supplements/74823-dhea-conversion.html

just relearning the routes and methods of abosrobtion so i should've recommended that prior.

>>40313251
yo i just accidentally shot 10 grams of Tren E into my fucking leg what the fuck do i do now? i had a high concentrate tren e and low dose tren a and got them mixed up i dont know what to do please help am i gonna die

>>40318108
inb4 retards fall for this

>>40318108
post pics of shots and empty vials(no source).

>>40318041
I have used both extract and actual shrooms and yes, the difference is greater than the admittedly varying content in the latter would warrant. not necessarily bad either way.

What do I do for hairloss? Please don't just fucking tell me to shave it, I will when I get to that point.

Also what's a cycle that's good on hairloss?

i didnt really have to see that dick did i

500 test E
350 NPP
500 Tren E
1g EQ


to the fuckin moon lads

kickstarting with 20/10/10 superdrol

having some itchy nips, was on .75 adex err day but Im moving over to 25mg asin ED to see how it works.

How are those dosages comparable?

whats an equivalent adex to asin dosage?


got some ralox on the way too

>>40318108
just take some zinc and youll be fine

>>40318170
finasteride

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>>40318059
>telle me, what did that anon do to steal le tinder bitches from you.

I posted some screenies of a sloot I was gonna plow on OKC and incel 12 year old roleplaying B tard OP went to boston okc and matched up the pictures and linked her the thread

Virgins get triggered at thought of someone else having sex, I guess.

He did the same thing later again.

He actually begged her for my profile, then try to blackmail me """HAHAH I GOT YOUR OKCUPID YOU EVER POST IN FRAUD AGAIN I WILL POST "WHAT I KNOW" (LOL!)"""

Then he asserted himself as the "alpha" and decreed me the "beta" (srs, not kidding) because I said I liked cats in my profile (lol).

Mirrin' alphaness.

This guy is clearly not on roids, not lifting, not over age of 12.

Yet you guys srs post in this thread and shit.

lamo.

Daily reminder about SS though moosey

>and before you know it you are posting b8 threads titled "IM A GOD; YOU ARE DYEL; WHAT ELSE IS NEW?"

Why do u think I'm getting bloods?

>>40318178

sorry glands

lmfao

I thought I cropped it out

>>40318223
that was a fucking pitiful small dick jesus

>>40318108
>what to do
but why, leave humanity behind of course

>>40318236

u merlin

>>40318182
>25mg asin ed
1week later
>no joints left

>>40318260
he mustve gotten asin confused with Arimistane

>>40318236
>>40318178
Goddammit why do I always miss all the fun.

get a fucking tan alex

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>>40317993
>the guy saying SS is fantastic
literally never said that
>>40316969
>there are good reasons to meme on SS, but you're too dumb and new to actually know them

here's a random recent OkC pre-hookup conversation with a tourist, hard to share a lot of them because I live in a predominantly French area so it's almost entirely French conversations that I don't feel like translating

I'll post a body pic when I get off work in about 6 hours if you want

p.s. again, at work. calm your autism down a little (though I know that's asking a lot from you)

>>40318316

>9.5"
>small

people will seriously argue anything ITT

>>40318345

stop being a sadcunt desu

>>40318342

melotan II + almost summer time here DESU

can just use it and sit outside

fuck tanning beds, made my skin feel like shit

>>40318388
>>9.5"
L O L
O
L

>>40318223
imfuckenplying you were not trying to stealthily brag

and failing might I add

>>40318409

>implying ruler lies

OK

>>40318421

>implying I want to get banned from here

I dunno who wants photos of my dick email me xoxo

>>40318433
Ok what's your email

Or just send to eisensquish Gmail

Timestamp too no cheating

>>40318458

>do I really wanna do this

You know what, my dick is 3" long.

So no need to send any pictures

I have a little dick guys, I admit it.

I was lying >>40318409

Just wanted to feel like I didn't have a "pititful little dick"

sorry

>>40318470
this is why you always own two rulers when measuring and a table

its so theres no BS with perceptive.

>>40318480

>2017
>not measureing the yaw and angle of your dick

>>40318492
not straightening that out with a stick and string for maxim length acquired.

>>40318505
>Needing to straighten it out to get past a 12" ruler
Lmao dicklets are cute

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Any of you motherfuckers have PT cert? Figure I'm gonna get mine to make extra money since working in a restaurant is beat and until my felony expungement goes through my career prospects are limited.

Ex had her NASM and worked for 24 hour fitness and it sounded awful. Recommendations for cert and gyms to work at?

>>40318548
i have bend my dick so bad i piss into my own butt hole. when boner is activatied.

>>40318553
Wow you really fucked up in life. How did you get a felony?

>>40318619
Kek you dk the half of it. It's just a charge, non conviction (shoutout my lawyer). This was for strangling someone, which if you didn't know, is a second degree felony.

I have more misdemeanors than you could shake a stick at though.

>>40318643
Why did you strangle someone?

>>40318661
because drugs

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Guys, I pinned yesterday in the butt and I had this burning sensation for a while. The pin site is now a bit blue and it hurts, I also feel really fucking weird and I think I am having hallucinations.


What the fuck?

>>40318817
Go to the emergency room and tell them everything

>>40318817
>tfw you inject lsd intra muscularly instead of testosterone

>>40318824
>>40318840

Can high estrogen cause hallucinations and heavy mental fog? I feel like I am tripping right now

>>40318817
>Leaving humanity behind
that means 4 scoops of whey not 4cc's of liquid LSD-25

>>40318661
Seemed like a reasonable thing to do at the time. All things considered I've gotten away with worse. Last relapse I robbed a Haitian dope dealer with a handgun in over town Miami in broad day.

>>40318879
have you eaten?

this happens to me if i pin on an empty stomach

>>40318879
no lol

estrogen also doesn't cause your pin site to turn blue in case you were wondering

>>40318943
>>40318952

Yeah, I've eaten. I don 't know what the fuck is going on but I am looking at my hands they don't look like my hands anymore. They feel like primitive claws made out of meat and bones, words are fucking weird ass random sounds and I am freaking out trying to understand how I am able to write this down.


What in the fuck, halp. I can't wake up

>>40319007
>embolism symptoms
>cyanosis

good luck with the heart attack in your sleep son.

>wake up worse today than before i started this stupid fucking medication
>trying to ignore it all day
>just now look in mirror while thinking about how i am wasting my life
>start crying like a bitch again

best part is i have been taking 12.5mg asin eod the past few days to try it out

>>40319062
think i might just get the fucking surgery at this point for the giant ass ones

cant find how much it costs for a bilateral parotidectomy

>>40319062
>>40319081
But I thought the glands were fading?

>>40313251
Just got a prescription to Prednisone.

catabolic steroids >

>>40319101
They wrre idk what the fuck happened

Gonna start taking pictures every day. Standing 12 inches from my mirror with my body rotated 90 degrees and head facing mirror head on so it bulges out distinctively

Dont trust myself anymore cuz i am losijg my mind

>>40319062
Nvm im looking at comparison pics it is way betrer

I am just literally going fucking insane.

>>40319007
sounds like I feel after mtren except mine is just hurr durr meat monster dysmorphia

all kidding aside you gon die from a stroke in the next 12 to 36 hours, good riddance

>>40319128
Been there. Feels wrong that such a combination of two words even exists in our language. What you getting it for if you feel comfortable telling?

>>40319240
toppest of keks

>>40319240
betcha 10 bucks they are actually long gone already and glands is just too cuckoo by now to realize

>>40318553
>felony expungement
You tap that ass too hard?

>>40319297
I picked up mono somehow, and throat got so enflamed that I couldn't breathe. Using the prednisone to control the inflammation and heal my throat.

Someone at your work announced he is gay

How would you react?

>>40319394

'R u single?'

I'm getting bloods MasT, gonna be time to """show them how it's done""" soon bby

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Alright /fraud/ I have a dilemma

I ordered through a darknet source and it took forever, shit communication not tracking, so I disputed and got my BC back. Before I did this, I ordered from a verified clearnet source. Totally legit, super pumped.

Well I just got the mail and my original gear game...22 days after purchase but its here. I now have:
6 vials of Test E 250
Like...I dont even know...Way too much Nolva in multiple doses
Plenty of Asin
A bit of Var

So two questions:
Do I start pinning with the verified, tested clearnet source, and use the other one (its some lab from canada) next cycle?

Issues with mixing Test, Nolva, and Asin mid-cycle? I'm not gonna mix the Test. The only one l have to mix is Asin, and possibly Nolva depending on if I use any pre-PCT.

Do I do the honorable thing and go back to the deebweb and pay this guy back? My shit did just arrive, I really didnt think they had even shipped it.

Why is my one set of vials clear and the other yellowish? (Clear is orange caps, Yellow is Black)

Why does my dog hate getting petted on his ribs? Just kiddin I know hes ticklish.

Ima run to the gym and check back.
Pic related, is me when all these damn packages arrived.

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>>40319394
"we knew"

>>40319496
He probably lost $30 on you.

>>40319496
What is the motivation to use darknet anyway?

>>40319052
>>40319277

w-wait wtf how do faggots spew this shit and leave it at that. is this guy really gonna die? how can he get emoblism? and cyanosis from pinning? bad pinn? what?!?!?! ANSWERS

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Why shorten your lifespan with Chinese paint thinner chemicals when you can train natty? Are you lazy, a manlet, or both?

>>40319541

>natty atm
>read this shit get anxiety

yeah I dunno how do u just leave it at that lol

>>40319593

Hi mike

Meet any qt boys

Am I qt enough 4 u

What would happen if I did PCT with only Nolva after a year long cruise with only 1 16 week blast?

>>40319594
what?

>>40319541
whatever he injected is going straight to his heart right now and probably clotted up the area.

cyanosis is caused by lack of oxygen in the area usually by a clotted artery.

lack of oxygen (even by only 10-15%) can cause slight hallucinations.

>>40319522
Posting from phone. When I started looking for sources months ago someone mentioned a certain subreddit I should use but couldn't find it until after I went darknet. Will never use it again

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>>40319318
lol

no

they are supposed to not even be palpable at ALL. i can not only "palpate" it, i can grip it in my fucking hand.

this entire area, + the other 3 on each side.

good thing i was a male model in the first place so at the current level of glands i am only a 6/10. if i was like an average ugly fuck to begin with, i would be so disgusting

>>40319511
Yea he totally fucked my timing too. Cycle was planned for last Monday.

>>40319760
o noes

>>40319701
what can cause this? a shitty batch? what? pinning in a vein?

>>40319793
yes hence "whatever he injected is going straight to his heart right now"

love seeing retards die. makes me feel good. because i do nothing wrong and get my face fucked up

>>40319793
yes, odds are very thin since you need to be injecting into a pretty big vein.

small veins don't matter really, all it really does is give you some cough when its tren. You don't even notice it when its test or any other compound.

>>40313251
What can I expect from running 8 weeks of orals Anavar and Superdrol, kinda thinkin about doin that with proper oncycle/heavy oral pct

>>40319868
kill yourself

>>40319842
So either he's trolling or used a bad batch of something right? Cause idk how the hell you'd hit a vein like that in the glute. And probably not Test, bad Tren?

>>40319355
feck that is harsh. make up for it with even more anabolics afterwards.

>>40319751
karma

>>40318643
You should literally be sterilized if not euthanized

>>40319868
>What can I expect
a liver the size of rhode island

>>40319593
shit genetics, i wouldnt roid if i didnt have incel genes

>>40319899
You would not believe the things some people manage to die from. No brakes on the Darwin train.

>>40319593
>Extremely weird angle and lighting
It's like fat chicks on tinder all over again

>>40319593
now step back from the camera and uncrop it to reveal that you are 5'4 with 13 inch arms

>>40320034
Welp. Glad I got good insurance and tested gear.

His symptoms sound like when you're close to OD'ing on coke.

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Hey /fraud/s, question for ya,

I'm starting TRT soon, and trying to figure out what my dosing should be. I know 100-200mg test E / week is normal, but that seems like a wide range.

Current T is 325 ng/dl. common sense tells me it depends on genetics,, but is there a rule of thumb about how much injected T converts to ng/dl in an otherwise healthy body?

For example 100mg/wk = 600 ng/dl?

Or do I just have to play with the dosing, get blood work, rinse repeat to find my sweet spot? I don't want to go supraphysiologic, maybe 600 ng/dl to start.. I just want to feel "normal" again.

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>>40317757
>>40317808
>>40317847
>>40317838

Get out of my mind! This is getting scary - I have literally been planning another run of this for months now. But because shrooms are not the easiest to microdose and I do not like to pulverize them or transform them before consumption in any way except for drying, I was thinking of doing this with 4-AcO-DMT (which to me, is powdered shrooms). Sub-threshold benefits of LSD are real. But again, you run into the problem of accurate dosing. This is why I do not do it all the time or even often. Also, the last time I had a microdose regimen was when I was eating 1 meal/day and meditating for like 4-6 hours a day and had a very strong feeling of "when you get the message, hang up the phone" that is my landmark for when I need to stop using something.

That is my landmark for any rabbit hole or obsession I get under. r9k, pol, k, etc. When you get to the point of diminishing returns, hang up, unless you have a true passion for it. Psychedelics for the sake of psychedelia is of no interest to me. But microdosing still is interesting. And from my experience, accurate dosing is very important. Once you get above the threshold that you start experiencing aberrant physical perception it doesn't appeal to me any more.

>>40317788
Have you fucked around with anything other than cubensis? Very interested in zapotecorum, but would ideally collect spores myself from growths (requires a trip to Mexico lol).

>>40320122
injecting steroids to have below average test

/fraud/

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>>40320122
100mg/wk got jerry to 800ng/dl.
I was around 800ng/dl on 125mg/wk. Was apparently too crazy for my doc who just wanted me at 600 so he dropped me to 75mg/wk.

So yes, it varies for person to person. No rule of thumb. 6-8x response is not uncommon at low doses, but don't expect that to scale if you ever blast 500mg (like, don't expect that because 100 gets you to 800 that 500 will get you 4000).

100mg/week is a good starting point for your goals. I hope you enjoy the experience. Do you have low T sides? Have you gotten e2 and cortisol checked?


>>40317768
>the hormonal approach of combating it

I would appreciate any help you could give me in understanding the options on this front, grandpa!

I am only aware of the ashwagandha mechanism of action where an active ingredient of the plant has good binding affinity for the GCR and will have an antagonistic effect once bound. And the phosphatidlyserine route appealed to me because of the neurological/cognitive benefits also associated with the supplement. On the hormonal front, I am aware of beta androstenetriol being a pretty good cortisol attenuator.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9264155

It is a DHEA metabolite so it makes sense that transdermal DHEA would help. I have been thinking of getting pregnenolone cream to completely backfill the steroid pathways that are shut off when suppressed. Any experience with this? I think DHEA cream is probably cheaper. Only thing I don't want to have to worry about is an extra aromatization burden as is associated with HCG supplementation on cycle. But I guess the best way to find out is to actually try it.

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>>40320150

I've lurked long enough to know you're projecting, glandy boi :3

But I'm here to learn. I was under the impression 600-ish was average. I'm 25/male if that helps.

>>40320186
i am projecting that i inject steroids to have below average test

i love when faggots always project then get accused of projecting, so they start throwing it around for no reason since it originally made them butthurt