I love her too but I love the one from slowdive more.
>>40311048
Is taht Kevjn shields
I lift so I can beat up Abu Hajaar's bullies
>lifting for anyone but god
>>40311048
For her
I wish I kidding
For myself.
Everything else is side-effect
For her
>>40311048
Mustang or Duo Sonic?
>>40311094
[spoiler] V, is that you?[/spoiler]
I do it for her.
for her
>>40311048
I lift, so that i don't kill myself
>tfw you don't know why
I lift for the future of the white race
i do it for her
>>40311539
you don't need to actually lift to LARP
I do it for her
For my qt chinese gf
>>40313007
>>40313019
Both great choices
>>40311171
my nigga
for him
>>40313019
i'm in love...wait...no..
what's that word for when you want to outright destroy her cunt for hours on end then cuddle with her?
>>40311048
>>40313490
yeah, that's love
>>40311048
who is this and how do i marry her????
>>40311198
Muh nigga. Good to see a fellow old school Toonami kid. I never could decide between Ryoko and Washu, but now I feel like Ryoko is the one.
>>40313522
I don't know who OP is, but these are my go to guitar waifus. https://youtu.be/ZMy7DRLlDaE
Lifting for any other reason indicates you're a virgin or just plain lonely.
>>40313510
Damn
I lift for my consistently unconscionable ego.
Bleed for power.
>>40313045
>Chun Li
Not lifting for superior Korean qt.
>>40311048
>>40311048
>>40314047
same desu
>>40314047
I second that, what is Guts' routine?
>100 sword swings a day
>>40314082
>100swings
That's like 2minutes of working out, try 10 000, then later he added weight to his sword
also the pic is unrelated to characters, I just want 4" petite qt3.14
>>40311198
Ah, old boners and faint cum
>>40311048
>>40311048
I lift for Judy
>>40311063
This. Rachel is so cute
>>40311048
I lift so my 1 year old nephew will have a good masculine role model, same reason I'm going back to school.
His dad is a massive neet.
>>40314181
Hellen kekker
>>40311536
this
I kinda got lost because i already had a gf so not for girls. also cant decide if strength or looking good is more important for me anyway.
>>40314213
More pls
> no homo
>>40311048
>>40311115
Most pure reason.
>>40314097
>4" petite qt3.14
You want a girl with a four-inch dick? What?
>>40315490
4' obviously, sorry for not being amerifat
>>40314208
>>40311063
Rachel is a pig compared to Bilinda.
>>40314699
winky face ;)
>>40311048
I lift so that I don't feel like the thicc bois at my gym are out of my league, and so one day they'll hit on me instead of the typical skinny twinks and old guys.
For Rachel
Too much 3D shit in this thread.
>>40316231
My thoughts exactly :)
I like to keep busy and exercise ;/
Cuz I'm tired of being a little bitch
>>40311232
thx for the early morning laugh brah
I lift for the Restorer of the World, the Emperor of the Unconquered Sun, Aurelian
>>40311048
To ease the pain
>>40314082
If l remember correctly he just used to swing his sword as a kid because it was nearly impossible for him to survive on the battlefield
I tried doing 100000 swings with an 8 pounds homemade bat and jesus fucking christ does it work your forearms, though it takes a lot of time and it's mostly endurance it's still good
>>40311048
> you will never feed Belinda with your kiss
>>40316131
> you will never cuddle with Rachel in 1992
> tfw no shoegaze gf
>>40316231
Alex is so fucking cool
t-to be healthy
>>40316666
>pic has no vidya
ayyy I guess it's not addiction
>>40311048
I wanna know who are you anon, who are the people who keep making these threads and why do you care about our reasons? I usually don't mind this shit but I swear to god I answer at least one of these per day. Are you insecure about lifting? Its lifting shit up and putting down my man, do it if you want to do it not because some faggots on the internet convinced you to do it.
Can we all as a community get over this shit?
>>40316718
It's just a prank bro, calm down
>>40311069
>mfw I thought this was trappy
>mfw took a closer look and realized it was elsa jean
>mfw I know who both of those people are
Fuck you /fit/
>>40311048
To leave my fatty life behind me and get a gf in the process.
Dont wanna lose my gains
>>40311048
Because I want to find out if I am capable of becoming my best self in mind and body, and also to become flexible enough to lick my own bum hole.
I won't disappoint you, mr.president.
>>40314353
Oh my!
>>40311048
I have nobody to lift for, not even myself
Honestly it's just a chore getting out of bed, I can barely bring myself to lift anymore and it makes me fucking angry
To forget.
>>40318096
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
>>40315521
You should be.
I want to leave my humanity behind and become mutant like broly
I'm just starting and so I can get laid
>>40311128
Underrated
>>40311400
that's super hot, but it makes my elbows feel uncomfortable
>>40318096
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
I lift because I hate myself and it's a non detrimental way to induce pain that I deserve
>>40313682
Korean qt that speaks Japanese?
Having finally gotten fed up with my Oneititis after being conscious of and enduring it for 7 years, I decided to start weight-training to gain confidence then fuck cute girls. Now I've managed to fuck a cute young girl last Christmas, and I'm seeing many other young girls. Just today I was chatting with one rather cute girl on Facebook, then singing her a song she suggested (I posted it on SoundCloud), it was stupid but we had fun with arguing about whether it was a good song. I think it's just a shit corny song while she thinks it's romantic, but then both of us comprised... Well long story short, I'm having fun with girls right now aside from the fact that my social circles have been expanded and increased in number. Life is good and I am more healthy, which helps a lot in making me feel happy as well. Oh and my depression is mostly no more. I actually care about other people now and I am even trying to help them because I am already so happy and I literally have nothing better to do.
Generally, thanks to consistent workouts, I have the ability to learn to enjoy life more. Being more fit and healthy helps me eat better, sleep better, socialize better, work better towards being more productive, and I just feel good. My attitude and approaches to life changed quite a bit from the original silly goal to something more positive and more fun, and that makes me happier in return. It's actually pretty funny when you think about it.
To defend the lands of Rohan from the pillaging monsters of Isengard
>>40317665
>calling memes pranks
lurk moar
>>40318096
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
>>40317817
>/b/
>/v/
>/co/
FOR ALMIGHTY SON OF ZEUS.
i have some really fat enemies and i want to be able to taunt them about this but i'm currently about 20lbs overweight myself
this is literally the only reason i am here. 8lbs down so far
>>40311291
tfw no qt alien girlfriend
>>40311291
Patrician taste.
>tfw BG&E2 will never live up to your hopes and dreams of it comes out. And that won't happen becuase Ubisoft are fucking kikes
>>40311536
>>40314274
same lads
no gf but i think i mainly lift out of self hatred now, i don't even care about what girls think of my body
>>40319582
>What we do was only called "memes" once Dawkins and his retarded fucking atheistfag cronies came here and spammed it constantly for months.
>The newfags grabbed it and the site has been going down hill ever since.
>>40318096
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
>>40311048
Because I used to look like a girl and thanks to weights, forms, and gaynz, I look less like a girl.
>>40314181
>>40311115
this. i like you
>>40319301
http://pastebin.com/GdaZZ9x4
>>40314181
>>40320381
I want to fugg that bunny
>>40320444
OFFICER HOPPS IS NOT FOR LEWD
SHE IS A RESPECTED MEMBER OF THE ZOOTOPIA POLICE DEPARTMENT
DO NOT LEWD OFFICER HOPPS
YOU WILL BE FINED
>>40319453
god shut up
>>40318821
Don't forget about getting a sex change
>>40319448
Sure, why not.
>>40311048
for her
>>40320544
>crazy eyes
Don't do it, Anon
>>40319453
I don't remember subscribing to your newsletter. Please remove me from your mailing list.
For a timeline that should have been.
>>40313019
might as well stick your dick in a water bottle
>>40311097
Abu Hajaar did nothing wrong.
>>40316629
She was the fucking cutest woman ever.
>>40316666
Quads confirm meth isn't an addiction.
Now it's just a perfectly normal workout supp.
I lift to MAGA
>>40319823
How to beat the turbo jews:
They try to manipulate you by introducing psycho terminology into the public vocabulary.
Happily adopt it and overuse incorrectly so much that you change the meaning and make it your own.
>>40320432
dirty slag
>>40320980
DRAIN THE SWAMP DOGGO
>>40320432
Shes pro refugee and came here as one. She has to go back
For my Country
>>40321120
>German
>National pride
Pick one
DRAIN THE SWAMP DOGGO
>>40321131
We all still have, we just don't show it. Would like to see it become less of a Piece of shit. If I can help even a little bit, I will.
>>40321163
Well good on ya. Restore your empire friend
>>40318096
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
>>40320980
>>40319301
>>40320411
>>40311048
>>40311128
Tiocfaidh ár lá
>>40320381
I'd fug that rabbit like we were rabbits
>>40318032
>Slav
>Nazi
What?
>>40313468
Klokov really does have a god tier physique. Looks better than every bodybuilder since Zane.
>>40321195
>Worshipping literal losers
I will never understand people who look up to Nazi's
So I can deadlift thicc and heavy BRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPFFFFFTTTT girls in my room all night
>>40313584
>no pre marital sex
>>40311282
Close
I'm ugly.
So I want to become a tiled ugly guy.
>>40321950
>Nazis
>Not worshiping Wilhelm I
Niggah I said Empire. Jews have nothing to do with it
>>40320980
DRAIN THE SWAMP DOGGO
>>40320980
DRAIN THE SWAMP DOGGO
>>40321935
its that magical slav/viking build that some Ukrainians and Russians have.
>>40311078
That girl is close to a 10/10 face for me, who is she?
>>40323019
>girl
>she
i've got some bad news for you..
>>40318516
>To forget.
This.
Also for pic related
>>40316347
Not even that high on list of emperors I'd lift for tbqh
>>40319404
What's the last bit say? Nihonjin kanojo _____?
>>40311291
my man
To intimidate other men, honestly
I live in a very white collar city and I already get this weird sense of satisfaction when I walk around in my beat to shit blue collar work clothes, with my trashy as fuck farmer's tan and callused hands and I see other dudes my age in some suit and they already shrink from me
probably because I usually smell like sweat and look like I just crawled out of a pit of creosote and coal, but I like to think it's because they know they're a lesser man than me for living a soft life
Women in white collar cities tend to like blue collar dudes more anyway (and vice versa in blue collar areas) so I've got that going for me
for him
>>40313468
I don't care that Team USA sucks dick, but I bet she could be a freak
I'm not interested in ballroom dancing, but I'm in love.
>>40323163
If military victory on a grand scale, purging corruption and diplomatic treatment of the defeated isn't what you're looking for; what is?
>>40320980
drain the swamp doggo
For him.
>>40316666
>Bionicle
OMFG i remember those
So the god emperor can make use of my strength when the time comes.
>>40311048
I want to be a better man.
>>40320557
Oh man, you know whats up.
>>40311048
To prove to myself that I can stick to something for once in my fucking life.
>>40323505
It says japanese girlfriend wanted
>>40320980
DRAIN THE SWAMP DOGGO
For her
>>40320381
bune
>>40318096
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
>>40317684
>elsa jean
Sh-she doesn't have a penis, r-ri-ight?
>>40325740
nah, bro
>>40318096
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>40319453
Wow great, subbed
>>40320451
Ugh shut up
>>40318096
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWUcHKAj_tc
To be worthy of mon Empereur
>>40318096
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
>>40320980
DRAIN THE SWAMP DOGGO
>>40314162
kek
>>40316666
>bionicles
what?
>>40311048
no else
>>40311478
only legit reason
>>40318096
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
>>40325740
nah its much worse
>>40320980
DRAIN THE SWAMP DOGGO
>>40311232
>high test
>>40319619
>Any other interest except lifting is degenerate
kys
>>40311090
This legitimately ruined my life:
> i had one just for interests sake and then hit the gym
> leave gym and head to exam
> one on one, timed, practical exam
> about 40 minutes in realize i desperately need the toilet
> tell myself ill finish the section im on then ask
> no cant wait, ask if i can leave, examiner says no
> holding dangerous things in my hands so try to finish it anyway
> cant hold it, some piss escapes
> examiner sees this and tells me to go
> pissed everywhere by the time i get to the toilet
> staff all come in and ask if im okay whilst im in a cubicle drying myself
Didnt go to the gym for about a fortnight afterwards seen as my spirit was rock bottom. So no, this doesnt work well as a fitness supplement,
>>40328391
oh anon
To dominate
>>40318096
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
>>40325064
>so much this
>>40320980
DRAIN THE SWAMP DOGGO
>>40326174
God-tier
>>40311048
>lifting
>for a woman
Unless you're already with her and you're trying to make sure you can protect her, literally neck yourself.
>>40323660
They're not intimidated, they're disgusted
>>40311115
god is my strength desu
>>40328391
>whilst
>for about a fortnight
>my spirit was rock bottom
Did sips also make you talk like an effete autismo?
>>40323660
>Women in white collar cities tend to like blue collar dudes more anyway
I live in the DMV area and I have yet to see this proven.
For Alexander
>>40311048
I lift for beach
>>40318096
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
>>40311094
I'd fuck lady justice too
>>40319453
That's good for you anon. Congrats, very inspirational.
>>40318096
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
For him.
>>40321570
What did he mean by this
>>40318096
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
>>40320980
DRAIN THE SWAMP DOGGO
>>40320980
DRAIN THE SWAMP DOGGO
>>40313798
for (you)s
>>40311048
>>40311247
>Lifting for a Mustang
>Not lifting for a QT Telecaster
>>40311094
So I stop getting left on read
>>40325325
literally who?
I've been playing a ton of Civ the past couple months. My lifts have been increasingly fueled by wanting to be the strongest leader possible as I lead my troops to victory.
Also because I play a lot of League. Every character is a legend with immense power. It helps live the fantasy to try to become as strong and dedicated as they are.
>inb4 you're a faggot
I already know.
>>40311048
The Best
>tfw you've nothing to lift for
>tfw you just lift
to d8 fit chicks ofc
I lift for Rustle's contribution to this world.
>>40333940
to the gas chamber with you
>>40329922
>A moment of laxity is a lifetime of heresy
wh40k is pure motivation for me
>>40318096
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
>>40318096
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
>>40318096
Awaken my masters!
For a model Indian waifu
>>40333984
"If you truly do hail from the realm that men once called hell, when you return there, tell your kindred it was Sanguinius who threw you back."
Gives me goosebumps everytime
Because if I don't get into the profession I wanted I'll lose hope and end it.
for cute lolis
_ ____ __ ____ ____ _____
>>40311400
>ubermensch
>>40311478
This is why I lift...so I don't kill myself and one day she might want me back on aesthetics alone.
Even if she doesn't love me she might still like my body. Right?
>>40329922
>>40333984
>>40335147
>not Khorne
not gonna make it lads
>>40335258
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
To bang asian sluts
>>40318096
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
>>40320980
DRAIN THE SWAMP DOGGO
>>40320980
DRAIN THE SWAMP DOGGO
>>40320980
DRAIN THE SWAMP DOGGO
>>40335226
I want to fuck the bunny?
>>40314427
Muh waifu
>>40318096
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
>>40319453
unsubscribe
>>40311128
Why doesn't she stop the muslim hordes coming into Britannia
>>40313468
Do you think I can achieve something like this with Nordic/Germanic genetics?
>>40329626
I am British if that helps explain it.
>>40311115
More like lifting to become the ultimate chad, god.
>>40318096
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
>>40328391
S I P L I F E
>>40337333
id imagine she would if she could
>>40319453
good lord son, shakespeare said something about brevity is the key to wit, but that was pretty good despite being fucking long
>>40318096
Awaken my masters!
>>40323111
we're all gonna make it lad
>>40311048
I do it for him! He will lead us to glorious times!
>>40316666
>bionicles
>no scoops
for her
>>40314427
>>40336943
whats this from?
>>40311048
bigorexia
>>40318096
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
>>40320980
DRAIN THE SWAMP DOGGO
She unironically is one of my strongest motivators.
I just want to be worthy of a petite happy hard working girl who sees through my social awkwardness
>>40319453
kys your self
>>40311232
did he go out undercover as a woman to experience what women go through everyday?
>>40323929
Mah nigga
>>40313019
Jessica Babyfat has ruined herself the past year.
>>40311048
>that guitar height
>>40311048
>>40326362
>worse
I do it for her.
>>40329760
LAD
A
D
>>40319619
eat a dick /co/ is love
>>40335282
SKULLS FOR HIS SKULL THRONE
>>40320665
Weirdo loser detected
>>40319453
Autism oozing from your post
>>40318096
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
>>40313490
I know what you're feeling man, it's love
>>40326362
its something you can never come back from; unlike being born the wrong gender which can be fixed with surgery
>>40323505
boshuuchuu
>tfw i started reading from the top right, top to bottom and it wasn't making sense
;_;
>>40318096
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
>>40311048
To get stronger
I will restore it. All of it.
>>40320432
Anyone got a working link to the misstress vayntrub workout tape thing?
The original vocaroo file seems to be deleted
>>40331403
>>40319469
How will you ever achieve berserker traps training to defend those hill people and plains folk? Never gonna make it.