>Anon, you're getting too big. Girls don't like that.

stop making these shit threads anon

>>40310524
I don't care what they like I want to know what you like mom

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>>40310544

>tfw my mom told me I'm not nearly as big as my friend who I've been lifting with

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For the final time: get the fuck out of my head, mom, and leave me alone. You're dead. Dead!

>>40310524
i dont like girls...
i like sips and i am attracted to sips, every time i see one, i want to #########################################################.
Welcome to my life mom

THEN WHY DID YOU MARRY A MAN WHO FELL FOR THE POWERLIFTING MEME????????????????????

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>>40310544

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> Mom calls my best friend handsome and witty
> Openly admits she's never said anything like that to me

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>>40310602
Actually I was told by my cousin that I should lift to attract the girls in college. I was a dyel 140 lbs 5'10 in hs. S-she is why I lift...hnnnnng

>>40310645
My dad was a 5'7 240 lb powerlifter when he married my mom

>>40310544
/thread

>>40310524
MOMMY! ANON WANT MILKIES!!!

>>40310675
Sorry anon didn't mean to reply to you.

Also sorry for the short dad bro that's got to suck

>>40310749
Well he has shrunk since then, so now I'm the same height he was 25 years ago, but taller than him currently.

But his height was the least of his problems. Fuck him

>>40310524
>but mommy does
zzziiinnggerrr

>>40310770
>tfw 5'6

don't want to have manlet children
marriage is for cucks anyways

>>40310524

Who

>>40310524
4...........4
4...........4
4...........4
..4.......4..
.....4..4....

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>>40310931
Darla Crane. She's a babe.

>>40311168
Mfw I hate black on white porn but the only video out there with a dick that makes her pussy stretch open is a black guy.

JUST

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Do any of you guys get cucked by your mom with your dad? I'm getting pretty F*cking sick of it personally

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>tfw want to fap now
>tfw house is full of people

F U C C

>>40311305
Don't fap bro. Porn and masturbation is bad for you

WHERE ARE MY TENDIES MOMMYYY

REEEEEEEE

>>40311193
IDK, once you've seen a chick take a 10" black cock, it's kinda hard to fantasize about her after that.

>>40311305

>Stop watching porn

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>>40311354
>tendies are only for good boys anon
>have you been a good boy

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>>40311305
I jack it in the shower after my workout nearly everyday, plus my S7 is waterproof and I stick it to the wall on this silicone gripper thing, it's a pretty dope set up bruh

>>40313264
Your what is waterproof?

>>40313285
My phone

>>40311366
There is a 99.9% chance that my black cock is bigger then the black guy who claims to have a ten inch cock.

>>40310535
they won't ever stop. i saw these in 2013

>>40313285
Samsung galaxy s7

>>40310544
fucking cringe

>>40311237
If your biggest problem with your parents is a social one, you should go upstairs, hug them and thank them for all they've done for you.

>>40311193
Unfortunately, she burns coal like a train. :(
but I do think there is some stuff of her getting railed by nonblacks.

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>>40310544
Kill yourself you fucking degenerate

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>>40310524
girls?

>>40310636
Your mom is a bitch.

>>40311168
Maybe when her shitty tit job doesn't look like it's falling apart

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>>40310544

>>40313264
I don't think humans even have 7 sacral vertebrae

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>>40310544

>>40310544
Anyone who's against mommy fetishes is a NYR, this isn't a thread this is a test to try and find newfags

Behead those who oppose mommy

>>40310524
If I had a mom like that I would probably don't care about other girls

>>40313301
>>40313264
why do you fuck your phone, brah?

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>>40310560
>>40310615
>>40313805
>>40314327
>>40315689
>>40316443
Low test betas. Everybody knows mommies are the highest of test

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is this a high test thread?

>>40310524
I know that's Darla Crane but I don't recognize the site.

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1. how much can you deadlift
2. could you tame these thighs?

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>>40310544

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>>40310544

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>>40310524
> Be me, 17 year old 6'4" 155lb lanklet. Start working out, gain 10lbs in a year. Step mom accuses me of using steroids because I now have a vein that shows on my bicep from working out. Kek

>>40317179
Did you fuck to assert dominance?

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>>40310544

>>40317373
Not him, but I assert dominance to fuck.

Like most men who have a will.

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>>40310544

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>>40310544

>>40310562
>mom negging you
oh man, you're destined to be cuck haha

mommy make me cum cum

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This is the mommy thread yes?