How to motivate bitch boys

> "I'm going to fuck you in the ass every day until you are strong enough to stop me"

>>40310553
Nice to see my pasta is catching on.

>>40310518
You dont convince them. You aren't their parents, and they don't appreciate you forcefully changing their lifestyle. The best you can do is passively wait until they may have a change of heart.

>>40310518
Why are you friends with them?

>>40310518
I used to be that kind of guy in highschool, just slightly overweight rather than a skeleton.
I tried multiple times to start training and going to the gym during that time but every time I eventually got bored and stopped after a couple months.
I only realized how much of a loser i was after i had the thought "my highschool days have just ended and i never even got one kiss".
I decided to turn my life around, started lifting, eating more healthy, going out socializing and changed my own clothing style.

The point here is that until they ain't self conscious themselves, no matter what you do you cannot help them much or at all.

>>40310518
>tfw you're that guy except for the fact that you lift

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>>40310518
you dont.
people change when they want to
just wait when they are 30 and is still kissless and say your were right.

>>40310518
Tell them what you just said. Just tear apart everything about them and nitpick their bullshit. Either they stop being your friends (a bonus since they seem like such monumental faggots), it they realise their bullshit and are willing to change with your help.

>>40310518
How old are these people?
I thought everyone grew out of that phase at 14?

>>40312258
>"frat boys"
probably uni students mate

>>40310588
It's good anon

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>>40310518
>>40312223

I recognize these from Seanbaby articles. Seanbaby is the best

they're kinda right
I wish I could just be content living a less than ideal life
rather than working my ass off and it not really solving my problems

>>40312112
how is it going senpai

>>40311242
This senpai

>>40311242
becaus op is actually talking about himself lmao. hes scamming u assholes to give him motivation.

>>40313291
I think he quit at Cracked.

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>>40314231

He didn't. I think he mostly edits for them, but he's been focusing on his mobile game, Calculords.

He actually posted a fucking fantastic two parter last month.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/3-bizarrely-era-specific-comic-book-heroes-part-1/

>>40310518
Anon, can you help me?

I've got a bitch-ass friend who looks like a douche frat boy, super into football (wow, he threw the ball! lmao), weighs like 195-200lb. What's more annoying is that he ALWAYS insists he's in great shape even though he doesn't do any cardio, etc.

We're talking a dude who's too enlightened by his own intelligence to watch anime. He unironically refers to eccentric people as "fucking losers" and tries to avoid them. To him, solitude even in its simplest forms has trappings to be avoided: yet at the same time he frequently whines about his friends' lifestyle choices that have no effect on him.

Why don't you just tell your friend to B.E. Himself?

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>>40314355
>play football and soccer
>not cardio
wew lad

let me guess anon: you're more intelligent than your peers, you're sure of it. It just happens that the only sign of this is that you spent decades of your life playing video games while they were socializing.

But you're gonna be their boss one day, r-right?