>that one faggot who wears headphones in the gym and never talks to anyone and just works out really hard every time he's there
What a fucking creep.
>that guy who looks at himself in the mirror mid set
>>40308462
Come on, man. I just want to workout and mind my own business.
Maybe offer me some of your water, next time.
>>40308462
>>40308491
>mfw describing me
>that obviously depressed loser doing SS and staring blankly at the floor between sets
I honestly think he's training to be a good serial killer.
>>40308462
>that guy that browses 4chan in between sets
>that guy who doesn't wear basketball shorts to the gym
>>40308554
....h-hey
I'm that kind of guy. I go to the gym to work out [PERIOD] that is a dramatic period
>>40308554
fuck
>>40308629
So when are you planning to start murdering a bunch of people?
>>40308651
Jokes on you normal, Its socially acceptable to not talk to anyone while in the gym. You're the one who's weird here. Checkmate [PERIOD] that is a dramatic period
>>40308462
>that one fat guy who is working out to improve his health so he can live to see his daughter go to college and not succumb to the heart disease that runs in his family
Only fag lift for girl.
>>40308704
Humans communicate. It's abnormal you avoid talking to people. Probably because you think people are out to get you.
>that guy who grunts when lifting
>that guy who drinks water in between sets
>>40308825
>that guy who drinks water in between reps
>vast majority of people in my gym have Beats™ or earbuds in all the time
>most of them are pretty fit and do freeweight exercises that focus on functional strength
>they rarely talk to anybody and mostly go about their routines with blank expressions
>literally 80% or more of the gym is like this
Guys I think my gym is a local serial killer hangout. Wat do?
>mfw doing most of these
>it's a smile
Don't be that inhibited and just do whatever feels right and accept people will do the same.
>>40308962
Spotted any /pol/ approved haircuts? If not I wouldn't be worried.
>>40308825
wh..what is wrong with this? Asking for a friend
>>40309017
Hitler youth undercuts and borderline buzz cuts are the most common hairstyle.
>>40309055
Not sure you understand this meme thread
>>40309066
That place has gym massacre written all over it.
>>40309055
>drinking cold water
>lowering your internal temperature between sets
It negates your warmup and increases risk of injury. Think about a piece of meat fresh out of the freezer vs thawed out. You want your muscles warm. Cold water disrupts that.
>>40308853
>>40308825
>That guy who drinks water while <insert action>
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>is me
AMITITE GUISE LOL WUTAFAG
>>40309080
The gayest way to die ever
>>40309085
that is literally wrong though
I taught a girl (6/10 and i do have a gf) the trick with removing weights from a barbell. Guess I don't qualify anymore.
>>40309121
What about literally choking on a dick or bleeding to death from rough butt sex?
>>40309147
No longer a serial killer, just a normal creep/potential rapist.
>That guy who plays games on his phone when doing cardio
Oh wait that is me, why is cardio so excruciatingly boring?
>>40308825
I know its a meme and all, but I'm literally the only person who consistently does that. Its starting to make me a bit self conscious.
>>40309169
>not Netflix and run
>>40308462
Is this a joke? Are you there to socialize? Fuck you dumbass DYEL.
>>40308554
Ouch
>>40308554
Not sure why that made me laugh so hard.
>>40309211
Whatever anyone on this board says, your reality and common sense > /fit/ memes
>>40309231
Whoah easy buddy. Put the beast back in the cage.
>>40308462
What's wrong about this?
>>40309085
>thinking that 12 oz of cold water lowers your temperature enough to risk a muscle injury.
Please tell me you're joking
>>40309231
*serial killer rage intensifies*
>>40309158
DID HE FUCKIN STUTTER?
>>40309298
>>40309131
Try lifting weights before you post here dyels
>that guy who lifts in shoes
>that guy who walks around in between sets
>that guy sobbing between sets
>>40309416
I unironically hate this. Especially when I see an open rack that hasn't been used in 5 mins, and so I start walking up to use it and the dude rushes back to tell me he's still on it.
>that one autistically talkative guy who can't tell when people would like to end the conversation
>that one guy who was once extremely DYEL but has put in progress and is now lifting heavier than you
yeah suck my dick faggots
>that guy who wonders if he can hang himself on the lat pulldown machine before anybody can stop him every time he walks past it
>>40308462
>mfw thats me
>mfw breaking PR's to some dope uplifting trance
>>40309389
>that guy that takes off his shoes
>that guy who farts on the squat rack
>>40308825
This is me but I do an hour of cardiovascular before weights. Gotta stay hydrated.
>>40309389
>that guy who doesn't lift in shoes and gets warts.
>>40308740
>that one armchair psychologist that thinks he has everyone figured out
>>40310377
Man, never squat if you're stomach feels off. Learned that the hard way.
>>40308491
I stare into my own eyes for the entire set
>>40308577
L-leave me alone
>>40310632
Almost did this, but I got the urge to splurge before I was about to start and called off working out that day
>>40309121
>that one guy that has a panic attack halfway through deadlifts involving screaming, crying, and shaking in the fetal position
Y-you too...
>That guy who seemingly doesn't have a routine and just wanders around the gym using stations randomly
>>40311008
This is me. I like to mix it up a bit and take it slow.
>that guy that 'accidentally' rolls his bosu ball into my leg every day
What do you guys think about guys who only /cardio/?
I always get dirty looks from weight lifters.
>tfw
>>40309964
Decent OC desu
>>40308577
I thought that was at least 30% of the people here
>>40308577
I always do this with my phone brightness as low as possible so people can't see I'm browsing /h/.
>that guy who cries in bathroom in between sets because his wife died two days prior
>>40308554
You guys don't even know
>that guy that is doing something along the line of rack pulls with a shit ton of pl8s and then proceeds to just DUMP them right on the fucking ground
Nobody bothered to sort out the fucking tower of pl8s that was in the middle of the squat rack and the power rack (where he was), people just stepped over it and loaded their bar akwardly
>that guy that takes the bar from the squat rack to do deadlifts
There are other bars to do this with more space, need I remind you that there is only 1 squat rack in here
>>40308462
>Tfw this is me
>tfw people at my gym probably think I'm a quiet psycho waiting to unleash my true power level on the unsuspecting world
>>40309987
what trance do you listen to?
>that guy who tests his 1RM
fucking creepo
>that guy who lifts at the gym
what a fucking autist
>>40308853
Kek, just spit my water out mid rep
>that guy who goes to the gym to do bodyweight routines
>That guy who works out, goes home, then takes a steamy shit on his wife's chest.
>That guy who plays Danger Zone out loud from his phone on repeat and proceeds to 4pl8 diddly with 'snap city' form
>>40309169
It's ok bro. I practice speedcubing while I do cardio. It does beat the sound of treadmills and seeing old man cock.
>>40309389
>>40310312
>>40310520
>that guy who lifts naked
Think it's time for me to switch gyms
>That guy who browses 4chan and giggles between sets.
That's me
>that guy who unracks his plates and puts them back where they belong like he's paid to
>>40308462
>>40308554
>>40308825
>>40310377
>>40311988
Safe
>that guy who watches the squat rack like an anxious hawk waiting for you to finish instead of asking to work in like a normal person
>that guy who doesn't make eye contact and is always looking at the floor or his phone
>that guy who brings a fucking notebook to track his lifts
Pic related. If you do any of the above, it's okay, you're in the gym to learn...and right now you've learned to never do any of that shit because it looks weird as fuck and it's why people laugh at you when you leave the room.
>That guy who sips water between sets
>that guy that has checked out a long time ago and is just going through the motions
>>40312769
well wtf am i meant to do make eye contact with strangers seems weird tbqh
>>40308651
Soon, only one.
>>40312845
There's a difference between comfortable in your own skin and staring at someone. Which reminds me
>that guy who doesn't break eye contacts and keeps staring like he wants to kill you, rape you, or both
>>40312769
Fug, I used to do 1 & 2, and I still do 2 a lot. feelsbad
>>40309964
You're giving me ideas, senpai, but I don't want to involve anyone else.
>>40308554
Got me
>>40311977
literally me, just did it right now
>>40312769
>>that guy who watches the squat rack like an anxious hawk waiting for you to finish instead of asking to work in like a normal person
Unless you're super close in weight, it's pretty rude to ask to work in
>>40309085
Jokes on you, I only drink room temperature water with Rich Piana's 5150 Stim-Crazy Blend Wildberry flavored Preworkout.
>When you realize your that guy that walks into gym with black hoodie hood up don't talk to anyone and have some intense metal/electronic blasting on headphones to keep you pumped
>LITERALLY trying to leave humanity behind
Who here gym crazy guy?
>>40309080
>klan kill klub
Ftfy
>>40308554
Replace SS with 5/3/1 and floor with empty space and that's me.
>>40312769
The gym is a place to work, you get in and get out. People like you have no discipline and will never look good.
>>40308462
>That guy who doesn't go to the gym only to talk to people and check his phone
>THAT GUY WHO FUCKING WORKS OUT IN THE GYM
WEW LAD
>>40314573
Lmfao
>>40313319
I used to be but i don't wear jackets anymore, FL too hot for that bullshit.
>>40308462
I had a girl tell me she thought a guy was a pedophile because he wasn't looking at his phone on a train ride home one night.
That's all it took, he was looking out the window apparently...
>>40309085
>>40313102
brilliant memeing sirs
>the guy who adds weight while doing pull-ups
Have fun with flying squirrel mode creeepo
>>40309932
>that guy who was weak and dyel but is now strong and dyel
>>40310377
>that guy who squats in the fart rack
>that guy who has been going to the gym for two years now and recognizes everyone but still doesn't talk to them or ask for spots, while silently getting bigger and smiling all the way through his workout
>that guy who does sets in between his sips and scoops as he is putting on baketball shorts while wearing beats during ohp in the squat rack as he is counting the bar after eating a garbage can full of peanut-butter since staring blankly at the ceiling and wearing the wrong shirt colour.
>>40312769
Everyone in my gym is a manlet, fuck having to change the height of the hooks and plates every time we switch.
>>40308554
C'mon man, not fun
>>40311858
Just sipped my water mid-laugh
>>40308853
>not using a camelpak
it's like you don't want to get big
>>40309932
>that tryhard making progress on his lifts
It's just a hobby dude
>>40311082
I call them baka balls
(Translator's note: baka means idiot)
>>40311082
He obviously wants you to notice him senpai.
>>40308462
>tfw this is me
can I still make it bros
>that guy who silently works out next to the popular group in the gym obviously hoping they will talk to him
>>40315340
>that guy that benches with the weird guys at the gym
>That guy who goes to the gym either really early or late at night just so he can be completely alone in the gym
>>40315227
where are you supposed to do OHP
(asking for a friend)
>>40315440
fuck you, that shit is goat. plus you meet the most interesting people.
>That NYE faggot that watches JoJo on a tablet while on the treadmill and lifts more than you
>>40315454
wtf is jojo
>>40315444
>being this new
it's a meme, they're all memes. ohp in the rack is perfectly acceptable.
sure you could clean the weight in a pinch, and i do that if it's really crowded - but nobody should expect you to do that.
>>40315447
how do you know that if you don't go at the other times
>>40308462
Thats me
Doesnt help that im working out every day
>>40315560
i go at all times due to being a farmer with nothing to do for half the year and having a 26h internal clock.
1-5am is the comfiest time.
>that one guy who [insert something the majority of /fit/ probably does]
[Inflammatory statement]
>>40309085
been doing this for ages, reply with some evidence to back this bs up please.
If you don't, you can shove your aluminium thermos up yo ass
...and then do the splits for that warm comfy fit
>>40308462
STOP BULLYING ME
>>40312769
Yeah, i sure enjoy adding and removing plate after each set
Literally heaviest squat set i have seen at my gym was 80kg, and guy was doing that during crossfit, almost dropped on the floor because he couldnt rerack the weigth (manlet that didnt change catch heigth) and had no safeties on, because it was no power rack but just 2 metal poles, you get the idea.
Meanwhile everyone uses squat rack while standing OUTSIDE of it, front toward the rack because someone placed mirror inthere.
Im the only person using the rack like its supposed to, and only person squatting over 2 plates. And some nggers use the safeties outer ends to do romanian deadlift or some shit.
Yes i am mad.
>>40314451
Hello, me
>that one guy who follows you to the toilet and gives you a protein enema and sucks the shake out of your asshole and after hes done with it he shoves creatine pills up your asshole for the next session
>>40314618
It's like just zoning out and chilling seems so incomprehensible to their overly stimulated brains. As if those who stay still for awhile are as deranged. By that normalfag logic, opting not to communicate or being stimulated in other usual ways like listening to music, means your thoughts are malicious and hostile.
>>40315653
How else do you expect me to make friends?
>>40315681
dude be a little more discret
>>40315666
Thanks satan.
>Be me
>Intp
>Always spacing out during classes and what not
>never enjoyed parties
>If i got to small home party i was always guy listening, barely talking ever
>People asking me what am i thinking about and why am i so silent
Just let me be
>>40309436
Unironically happened almost twice in the first year I did gym, I don't know why. it's like you do your squats and you're about to start dips and suddenly "omg, I'm never gonna make it, I'm a piece of shit 25 yo NEET I should die" out of nowhere.
>>40310919
Kenneth Pinyan did nothing wrong.
>>40315280
kek
>>40315702
>intp
Seriously, friend. That shit has no basis and is the next best thing to horoscope.
t. intj
You are right, though. People generally can't stand those "awkward" silences. Some people even get quite anxious and begin talking some nonsense just to fill the gap, revealing all sorts of shit in the process. In that way they are pretty good for finding out information about people if you ever need to.
Drinking helps though, at least when it comes to me. I've had people tell me how I'm "so much more social and interesting now" just because I get drunk and have the patience to go along with all the irrelevant small talk.
>>40315702
That's the problem. You probably aren't thinking anything most of the time. There's only that uncomfortable feeling following you everywhere and that of "not being present". This may be a bs advice, but try to accept your surrounding as it is, then perhaps you'll have sense of belonging. When you're outside by yourself, with no pressure, take a moment to relax, listen to quiet music, look around and notice all the sensations (you can choose if it's gonna feel comfortable or not, like cold breeze for example). You gotta feel the present moment in your gut, if that makes sense.
>>40313319
That's me, although I take the hoodie off.
And I need to get more metal on my mp3, all that's on there now is Dragonforce and Deamau5
>>40315930
I dont drink anymore
My alcohollic father passed out for good lately. Dont want to repeat his mistakes. He was intelligent man that wasted his life for booze.
I rather lift heavy ass weights in peace while listening to heavy ass music than socialising. Altough at times i could use a hug
Tfw no gffriend
>>40309987
t-t-trance around the world?
t-thanks you too
>>40316085
Sorry to hear about your dad.
I'm not saying you should drink, its just how I cope with most social interaction. I've got a very traditional sort of social circle, including friends and relatives, who insist on celebrating every bloody sort of holiday and it gets tiring. Alcohol is something that helps me deal with it, at least that's what I tell myself. I wish I knew of any alternatives.
I've been told a bunch of times how arrogant and smug I seem when normally around other people, even after I've just noted how I'm simply a loner and don't like small talk in general. People take that too seriously.
Occasionally it does feel somewhat bad. Being around other people with healthy relationships and having never had any of that myself.
Fuck it
I'm at the gym right now and I just remembered this thread
Now I'm laughing by myself and people are staring at me
>>40308554
delete