MIRES FROM GRILLS MEGATHREAD

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This chubby nerdy girl at work wants to cheat on her fedora wearing boyfriend with me. That counts right?

>>40303285
Qt3.14 cashier gave me her number. D-did I make it?

>>40303285
>>40303285
>be college prof
>5/10 student of mine has a crush on me
>could be 7/10 if she just lost some weight
>been chatting me all week, haven't replied to a single one

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>>40303296
>tfw you're the fedora wearing bf
>tfw you're a cuck and this works out in your favor

>>40303285

>went to a job induction
>qt speech therapist was doing lip bites and kept catching her mirin
>she squeezed past me at one point and I eyed up her arse
>first thought; she could do with some squats to make her thicc

th-thanks fit

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Tfw you're a hot girl

Feelsgoodman

>>40303560
prove it. take a poop infront of us

>>40303559
>see girl in bar
>"meh, could do with squatting a little more"
>see girl in club
>"would be better if she lifted"

>be at wedding fo a buddy of mine
>moved out of my home city years ago but still good friends with him, I was excited to see him and some old friends
>I changed drastically (seriously, like I went trough another puberty. Not only looks, but also confidence, socially, career, money)
>my ex is also there, really bad breakup, cheated on me, spread lies about me, really hurtful stuff
>no contact since we ended it
>I see her at the wedding and just say hello, gave her a hug, "long time no see", and moved on to my friends
>have fun with old friends, meet new people, enjoying my night
>wife of an old friend comes over and tells me my ex wants to talk to me
>this attention whore broke down crying, ruining the wedding of my friends (thank god they heard of it only the next day)
>people try to console her
>not going to talk to her and endorse her childish behaviour
>they drove her to the hotel
>next day my buddy tells me what he heard when he drove this bitch and her friends to the hotel (he never drinks alcohol)
>"why is he so cruel", "he looked so good in his suit", "I still love him. I know I messed up.", "Why didn't he want to talk. It hurts." blah blah blah
>turns out she and her friends planned to rekindle our "love", bring us back together because we were such a great couple
>still no contact

>cashier greets me and starts to talk

>15
>abs
>solid

>>40303827
>mom calls me sweetie

>>40303310
howd you do it breh

>>40303823
damn desu litteraly similar situation happened to me. never contact back

>>40303285
my mother rents the spare rooms to lodgers and this chinese girl is staying recently

whenever im around she's always intimidated and looks at me nervously before she leaves

im around 6'2" and she's like 5'6" but im also 19 and she's like 24

what do to make her love me long time?

>>40303862
She probably just thinks you're a freak

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>>40303823
Good man.

>>40303865
>inb4 predictable
you sound like a bitter dyel manlet tbqh

>>40303877
I'm not dyel and not a manlet. I might be bitter, but I just want you to know that real life isn't a porno

>>40303890
didn't say it was
if i wanted to make it seem like it is i would have exaggerated

>see some girl squatting 40kg
>walk up to her
>ask if I can work in
>she says sure
>walk to the bar, look at her and wink
>start OHPing it
>do like 20 reps, start yelling at the last ones
>after I'm done slam the bar as far as you can, while still yelling
>FUAAAAAAAAAAAAARK
>flex biceps at her
>YOU FUCKING MIRIN CUNT?
>everyone at the gym drop their weights right then and there, and start yelling FUAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK
>everywhere the bitch runs people yell YOU FUCKING MIRIN CUNT at her face
>she's crying
>she finally gets out
>we all laugh then go back to lifting
caught her mirin

>>40303835
toplolm8

>>40303566
Kek

>>40303310
>shopping at grocery store
>go thru checkout line
>cashier asks if i have a member card
>look at her and say "no, but i have a phone number"
>enter in my phone number for a discount
>realize if i was smooth enough i could use this as a pick up line
>she was fat
>bought my groceries and left

>>40303903
heres your (you)

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>start getting more attention from girls who i've known for years but always ignored me
>suddenly they're going out of their way to talk to me, laugh at anything i say and invite me to do stuff
>they are seriously some of the most boring people i know and i couldnt care less about them or what they're saying
>their personalities are so generic that it looks like they're being mass produced at a factory
>fuck some of them once just because i can and then tell them im not interested in dating
Is this what making it feels like?

>>40303971
I will use this

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>>40303823
my nigga

>I was really childish when I was 14 and managed to make an ass of myself with some low tier advances.
>be at high school class reunion 10 years later
>my old crush literally hasn't changed at all
>i'm a completely different person now being outgoing, confident, fit and funny
>everybody seems to be watching me and what i'm saying all night. It was a great night
>old crush says "anon, wanna come to my birthday next week?"
>I have literally nothing in common with her and dont wanna go. say I have plans
>she says thats too bad, but surely we should do another reunion of "the gang". A gang I was excluded from because of her.
>when I leave she is intoxicated and she gives me 5 hugs and cheek kisses.
>On facebook 3 days later on she keeps asking if I can't come over soon (its 1hour drive). I politely turn her down, says I have a gf thing going on. Wish her all the best.

I didn't even feel any spite towards her, I legitimately have moved on. water under the bridge man. Feels like I have made it

>>40303835
classic

>be me
>be in motorway service station eating junk at 10pm
>group of young girls on next table
>keep glancing and catching them looking them giggling
>leave
>girls catch up in there car 10min down the motorway
>more mirin and giggling
>one girl was visibly embarrassed
>she was the good looking one of the group

In my head her friends were winding her up because she wanted a piece of me. Could have easily been because I had food in my teeth or something though.

>>40304207
Yeah most likely the teeth thing. Girls are like that.

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>>40303823
cheers

>>40303840
>grandma tells you you've grown since last time she saw you and gives you a hug

>>40303285
nurse at uni told me that i was too big to take only one ibuprofen, i muttered 'for you' and she said waht was that hon and i said nothing and thanked her and left. she wants the d

>>40304179
>turning down s3x bexause she was mean to you in highschool
You sound petty and are being spiteful. Far from making it.

>>40304179
I disagree with the other anon, sounds healthy that you don't have to chase someone you have nothing in common with just because of an old crush. If you aren't interested, you aren't interested. Good on you!

>>40303823
You could have talked to her at least.

>>40304280
>being this reliant on women for personal gratification
Never gonna make it

>>40304318
>holding a childish grudge for years
Mentally ill, confirmed.

>>40304309
Why?

>>40304341
It's a childish grudge to dislike shitty people?

You drop any dislikes of a person once the person is female and shows interest in you?

>>40303823
My comrade of African descent

>>40304309

Fucking cuck

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>>40304309

>>40304249
Fuck her anon

>>40303823
you did good, fuck those childish bitches

>>40303285
>out drinking
>end up at this brewery
>one of the chicks I was mackin on asks me to take off my shirt
>i'm drunk enough to just do it
>says, "oh hey you actually look pretty good"
Thanks, noob gains

>>40304433
Because its a decently humane thing to do? She was obviously all fucked up about the break up, and having a break down in need of emotional support. It would've cost you exactly nothing to have a chat with her.

>>40303566
Dubs say you have to

>>40304639
Anon why are you so naive.
>she wanted attention
>talking to her would not have changed anything, just reinforcing this shit behaviour
>it costs time and nerves to deal with this shit and at the end nothing is solved and everyones night is ruined

Just ignore stupid shit like this.

>>40303559
>>40303637
This happens to me D:

>>40304013
If everyone you know is boring, then perhaps you are boring too.

This happened yesterday

>At the gym, squatting
>All the racks are taken up
>See QT standing around
>She comes over to me
>"How many more sets do you have?"
>Give her the "2" hand sign
>She smiles
>Finish sets
>Grab my stuff and walk away
>She looks at me in the eyes and says "Thanks"

Should I have asked for her number?

>move to large city not too far from hometown
>run into girl I kinda liked in high school
>wants to hang out
>we fuck for awhile
>turns out she has a boyfriend
>asks if i want to date her
>decline
>run into another girl from high school i had a bigger crush on
>wants to hang out
>we fuck
>she also has a boyfriend
>asks if i want to date her instead
>decline
>keep fucking because I guess this is my destiny

No idea how this happened.

>>40304639
It wouldn't end there and he would be vilified even more for not playing along with their bullshit

>>40303823
Sucks for your buddy. This is why I don't own a car.

>>40304179

i'd fuck her out of curiosity to see what she's like in bed

>>40304513

just fuck her, you don't have to marry her ffs

>>40304931
Fuck that, he said it's a 1 hour drive and she wanted him to come to her place. My policy for iffy fucks is only if she comes to yours.

>hooking up with a spanish phd exchange student in her apt
>she pulls my tank top off
>"omg you are so hot"
>starts kissing my abs
>grabs my ass a lot
>fingers are dangerously close to my asshole
>says "you go to gym?" while we're having sex
>say yes and continued plowing
>cum in 5 minutes anyways
>she makes me lay next to her as she finishes herself off
>paranoid of pregnancy so I try to take my condom full of cum with me
>she gives me a weird look and dumps it in her trash
>left and haven't heard from her since


w-was this a mire?

>>40304826
No, she probably just wanted to use the squat rack

>>40304971
You sound like a baby
>scared of asshole touching
>using a condom
>thinks a random girl is going to use condom cum to get pregnant

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>>40303823
proud of you, lad

how to advance friendship to fuckship /fit/? is there a way, or is it fate.

>>40305008

>not using a condom on tinder whores

t. retard

The black chick at my local gas station:
>Can I get $40 on pump uhhh... 5
>sho honey... you been workin out?
>Hehe, yeh a lil
>yeah I could tell cuz you be look AAAALLL swole up in hia (and she pointed to her chest/ delts/ traps region)
>th th thanks...

She's a really cool lady I've been going to the same gas station since I was 16. She wasn't tryna fuck just a friendly black lady who made my day

>>40305046
pro tip: If you're not black, she wants to fuck.

t. A white guy from Michigan

>>40305044
>not pulling out and cumming in her mouth
Can't save the jizz if you make her swallow it, bitchboi

>>40305159

>not giving her a fake name and busting inside her

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>renting a room in a house filled with azn qts
>be in kitchen making dinner
>have talked about fitness stuff with one particular qt before
>She comes downstairs and makes conversation
>Do you go to the gym every day anon?
>My only day off is on Sunday, it's a big commitment but it's worth it
>I can see *bites lip and stares at my ass*
Have thrown hints at her but she has a bf, will cuck if an opportunity presents itself.

>>40305126
you watch too much interracial porno

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>>40304309
found the cuck

you don't really get it anon, the fruit doesn't fall far from the tree. Girl definitely had bad parents, and she's going to be a rotten apple. Once a cheat always a cheat, you will learn.

>>40305200
Are you so desperate that you have to be a home wrecker?

>>40305046
Honestly, black girl mires are some of the best. They just straight up tell you you look good, no guessing required. Always feels good.

>>40305285
if a girl is enough of a whore to fuck a random dudes then it's her fault and she's shitty

>>40303903
Kek

>>40305285
it's not his fault if she wants the dick so much that she cheats lol

>>40305285
Homes can't be wrecked by a third party if she doesn't want it she won't do it

>>40305296
>>40305410
He's literally pushing for it and trying hard.

Don't tell me you wouldn't stomp a fuckbois head that tries hard to fuck your girl, knowing that she is taken.

>>40305420
In this situation it is her duty to stomp him herself or alert her bf to the threat if she didn't do either of those things then his advances are welcome in her mind

>>40305436
Yes, it is - they are equally retarded if she doesn't.

Doesn't make his piece of shit move any better.

Can't believe so many people don't have any decency, it's disgusting. It's like fucking a random chick is all you ever want in life.

>>40305028
Well you just have to change yourself and notice if she starts to act differently towards you, otherwise there's no hope

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>>40303285

how do you call the opposite of mire? I got one of those last time, she couldn't hide her disgust/pitty from her face

>>40305509
disdain

>>40305515

thanks, I'm a poor uneducated slav

>be me
>recently quit my job and moved to the city to pursue my dream
>stop by B&N on my way home one day to pick up the sequel to a book I'd finished earlier that week (Hyperion by Dan Simmons, pretty damn decent futuristic sci-fi)
>milling around before paying to see what new releases they have in stock
>feel a tap on my arm
>turn and (to my honest shock) see a girl i had a thing with for a little while during my sophomore year of college
>i was desperately and utterly in love with her and she used me as a rebound for a few months then left me for her ex bf, but instead of breaking up with me or letting me know somehow that it's over she just went completely no contact and stopped taking my calls, returning texts, etc. i had to later find out from a mutual friend what was going on. this happened completely out of the blue, one day everything is going normal, that night there's a new guy in our friend group that i'd never met before, and the next morning she's a ghost. she was also my first "gf."
>we catch up, i give her the quick elevator pitch of what i've been up to in the past few years
>she seems impressed, compliments how much "bigger" i've gotten (i was skinnyfat, having just finished a long cut after a decade and a half of being a lazy fatass, when we had our thing).
>she suggests we sit down at the adjoining Starcucks and continue catching up
>i say sure, but mention that I only have about 15 minutes (I actually had all day free, but you know how it goes)
>we sit down and bullshit back and forth, her body language and the topics she wants to discuss (relationships, my hobbies, mentions she's been single for some time, etc) suggest she's very into me
>i'm very pleasant and friendly this whole time, acting as if nothing had ever happened between us
>15 minutes are up
>"welp, I've gotta get going. nice catching up with you"
>"wait, anon, here let me give you my number!"
>"nah, i don't want it. see ya!" and i walk away

felt quite good tbcf

>>40305608
Kek
Had a similar experience, best feeling ever not giving them validation

>>40305608
Good on you m8, also had something similar happen to me.

>telling a slut point blank to her face that you can't trust her

I was walking tall with a hard on for a good 3 or 4 days.

>>40303296
I'd hit it

>>40304834
Be the chad you always wanted to be

>>40303862
She doesn't want to get raped by an aspie.

>>40303566
Eric Andre reference

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>>40305608

>>40303903
Rekt my sides

>>40305608
You know you'll regret it, son.
Either that or she's out of your league already

>>40303823
I don't know you but i want to buy you a beer, you did good.

>>40303285
eh i had a coworker grill that supposedly couldn't move something

so she came over to me and said she needed help

i go over there and say you couldn't lift this?

no i needed your m-muscles

o-okay

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>>40305832
It's the other way around

>Shoo shoo snippet

>>40305798
keep projecting
im not actually lifting to compensate for ugliness, thanks

>>40305479
>>40305285
Except I'm not pushing hard for it and she doesn't live with her BF.

>>40304826
>looks at me in the eyes

Anon, that's how non autists communicate with each other
But yeah, asking for her number doesn't hurt

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>>40303285
>be at light on motorcycle
>girls next to me keep looking over
>flex my bicep
>they start giggling

feels good man

I wonder how many of those "mires" are actually anons just autistically misinterpreting body language and such.

I'm pretty sure I'm guilty of that. I constantly find myself thinking how someone must be into me, just because they've looked in my direction more than is usual for me or talked to me in a manner that seems to convey interest. I even sometimes start thinking along those lines when I'm around girls who I know for certain are with someone, be it random other people or even my mates.

I've always ignored such thoughts, since I figure I'm just being narcissistic, but what if I'm wrong? How can I tell?

>>40303823
>broke down crying, ruining the wedding of my friends
>(thank god they heard of it only the next day)
Then how exactly did she ruin it?

>>40304639
>Because its a decently humane thing to do? She was obviously all fucked up about the break up, and having a break down in need of emotional support. It would've cost you exactly nothing to have a chat with her.

It costs society, women who cheat need to suffer the consequences. This man did us all a favor. Ostracize those bitches.

>>40305895
It's all just shit post bro, don't get so upset. I got my (You) so I'm happy. And I'm like an 8/10 so I'm good.

>>40305973
When you're big enough you'll know.

>>40303823

Christ. There are a lot of flavors of awful women, but the truly selfish ones are the worst. Who does that at a friend's wedding? Should be abundantly clear that this day is NOT about you.

>>40304309
FAGGOT
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>>40304639

Anon you may not know it, but this is the behavior of an

E N A B L E R

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>>40303482
> current year
> not pedophile

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>all these anons NOT taking the opportunity to fuck their old bitches and leave them
>all these anons who reject purely out of spite because it makes them feel like a "chad" and so they can tell their 'heroic' story to other fat fucks on an anime image board and get jacked off

At LEAST fuck her before kicking her to the curb you bunch of little dick bitches

>>40303296
Tbh you have a moral obligation to do it if her boyfriend wears a fedora. He needs to realize that he's only holding himself back in life.

Last weekend a drunk girl at a club slipped and grabbed my arm for balance. I was holding a bottle of champagne and it slipped out of my hand after (thankfully didn't break). She tried to talk to me after but i blew her off because she didn't offer to buy me a new bottle (it was like $15 a bottle). Am i alpha /fit/?

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>Only one bathroom for a huge party so there's a line.
>Wait in line
>Group of girls in front of me
>They turn around and start talking to me probs just to pass the time.
>Start asking about my major and where I'm from.
>They go to the bathroom and then wait for me to go and come out.
>They take a picture with me and start asking if I workout.
>Now I'm no autist but I'm not used to girls being really forward in flirting with me.
>One of the girls tries to whisper to her friend that she should dance with me because I'm hot.
>OhHellYeahFellas.jpg
>Her friend looks at me a smiles then takes me by the hand to the dance floor.
>one of my friends comes up and says he'd been looking for me.
>Introduce my friend to the group of girls.
>They grab him by the hand and one starts dancing on him.
>Girl that took my hand starts grinding on me
>Look over to see friend is making out with the girl he's dancing with
>Feel proud cuz that was friends first kiss.
>Lean over to weirdly tell the girl im dancing with thats his first kiss.
>She then starts making out with me
>I get really into it and pick her up
>She wraps her legs around me
>Starts feeling up my arms and chest
>She breaks away from making out
>"Oh my god you're so fucking strong I love it."
>tell her she's hot as fuck
>She begins making out with me more
>I grab her ass and she starts rubbing my dick

Kinda blows because shortly after she had to leave, but she gave me her number and told me to text her asap. Am I making it fellas?

>>40305479
Amen, just wanna say its nice to see someone that isn't a fucking manchild on fit.

>>40306313
did you text her asap?

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>>40303903

>>40306354
I texted her the next day so I'd say yes.

>>40304280
>>40304341

see:
>>40304318

>>40306313
Good for you brah

>>40305789
>Be the chad you always wanted to be

this is it
this is the /fit/ motto

>>40303559

Grats lad you now have standards

>sexy AF girl grinding on me in the club
>Kissing neck, staring in my eyes, tell her I can't
>tfw have gf

Smh

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>>40303823
Good man.

>be me
>regularly go to restaurant
>months pass
>I start noticing a qt 3.14 somehow is always the one to take my order and bring me my food
>go in one day
>No one around
>manager pops up
>turns around
>"Hey, your favorite customer is here!"
>she comes out, laughing, and then takes my order

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My first tinder mire. She goes to my gym

>>40306378
results?

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>>40303903
first genuine laughter in months on /fit/ thanks m8

>>40304179
Hey man, you made the choice not to meet up with her, and you followed through on your word. You didn't give her the satisfaction of your company after she was a shallow bitch to you in hs. Good for you man.

>>40306378
>Not getting laid same night by texting after she left

>>40304280
>grabbing sex just because

pretty fuckin degenerate desu

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>cashier girl at cvs giggled at the lame joke I made
making it lads, my virginity is now on suicide watch

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>get to college, realize i'm a fat fuck
>start working out about a year and a half ago
>no longer fat, but fitfat
>lost enough weight that I had to buy all new clothes cause everything kept falling off.
>people constantly complementing me
>every time I meet girls, they constantly touch my arm and go for hugs
>friends keep telling me about how their friends are crushing on me
>ran into old friend at coffee place yesterday, telling me we need to hang out
>she messaged me on facebook about 5 minutes later reminding me we need to hang out

Yet still, the best feeling is when a bro in the locker room tells me "Looking fit bro."
Why?

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>be at dentist getting cleaning
>qt hygenist doing it
>small talk her and make lots of jokes
>shes laughing all smiles & seems really into the conversation
>leans over puts her tit on my shoulder
>tells me to hold on she needs to ask her coworker if she will take the next person
>stays with me the entire visit
>tell her i really look forward to seeing her again next time
>me too anon :)
>look her up on jewbook
>married

>>40306637
She asked if I wanted to go to a club with her this Saturday

>>40305608
>reading Hyperion
Hyperion Cantos was a great series m8. Glad to see another anon reading one of my fav sci-fi series. Only problem is the books get progressively worse as the series goes on... First and second books are great, third book has its moments, and the fourth sucks.

>>40306711

Because the bro in the locker room has absolutely nothing to gain by giving you an empty compliment. There is no upside to him being dishonest with you about the sort of shape you're in. It's genuine.

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>>40306749
>club sluts

>>40303823
based

>>40306749
Hey anon, good on you for getting this girl's attention, but don't expect any sort of relationship to come from this. This girl clearly has loose morals and is only one or two of your nights. DO NOT expect anything long term from her, because if you try to she WILL cheat

>>40306823
*only worth one or two of your nights

> Wear manga and anime society shirt to class
> 6/10 short haired qt grill asks me if the club is good
> say ya
I think she wants to fuck

>be /bigguy/ 6'4" 240
>tfw engaged to an 8.5/10 mentally stable qtpa2t
>tfw get mired frequently, some drunk girl told my fiancee that she's VERY lucky, and continued to look me up and down

>at bar with co workers after shift
>hot blacc girl starts talking to me, finds out I'm off limits
>hangs out anyway, whatever
>her friend comes over, also super hot
>they ask if I want to leave with them
>clarify that I am engaged
>she shrugs, says "well I just thought I'd ask anyway"
>her and her friend hang out a bit longer, get drunker
>black one starts making out with her qt friend, ends up trying to sit in my lap (tiny waist, fat ass, hnnng)
>tell her to knock it off and ask them if they said they were leaving

>random gay guy at the gym keeps smiling at me
>as he walks past me for water says "you're huge man!"
mirin

>finish helping customers (two early 20s asian qts)
>ask if they need anything else from me
>"oh, just your number"

>customer chatting with us while her guy friends are busy
>she's super cute, nice skin, great shape and wearing a sundress that was fucking KILLING me
>she mentions that she's going to a bar later
>asks when I get off work
>conversation steers away from that, she brought up the bar later and that it's her birthday celebration
>get a call after they leave, it's her
>"hey I never do this but I didn't want to pass it up, would you like to be my date tonight at the bar?"

>>40304179
congrats you made it

>>40305929
what a champ

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>>40303823
God bless you, anon. You're doing God's work.

>>40304309
>>40304639
Wtf kind of out of control cuckoldry is this?
>Cheats on our beloved anon
>expecting him to console her
How dare you come to /fit/ and be a blatant piece of shit.

>>40305479
haha
oh but it is :^)

>>40305046
based black ladies

>>40303285
Not a mire or anything but would like some input from /fit/ and this is a thread about girls it's a long story but I'll make it short
>6 years ago fall madly in love with qt
>She had BPD
>Relationship shatters after 6 months (I was a weak beta insecure bitch)
>Make huge social/financial/physical gains
>Stayed in contact the whole time
>Often would hang out fir e few months be fwb and then she'd ghost me. I didn't care since we weren't dating
>The "horrible" parts of BPD did not seem horrible to me just fascinating
>Decide to go back to uni
>Go on with life, relationships ans studying. I choose psychology.
>Still massively interested in BPD and write bachelor paper on it
>Get award for it
>Choose personality disorders as specialisation for masters.
>All this time I lived far away but a few times a year we'd meet up.
>In my last year of masters.
>She moved to be closer to me and been together again for 8 months.
>Literally spend all my money, energy, capabilities on learning how to treat BPD and how to live together with her.
>Never really just for her but she was somehow always in the back of my mind.
>8 months vack together and she's stable af for her doing and for a pwBPD.

Did I make it guys? Fell so much in love with a girl I spend most of my adult years to be sure she could have a hapoy, safe, stable life if we'd end up together and it happened. Inb4 oneitis. I had other relationships in this time and there was a year I just slayed right, left, up and down. If you know how to handle a BPD you can handle anyone.

>>40306798
if you live in an area where chicks aren't massive club chicks and they're under 28 then boi you out country way

>>40306862
post pics of your FRAME and FACE, as well as state your HEIGHT

also if you're eating PIZZA, post it as well

>>40306711
not replying with im just a lucky guy
>not gonna make it

>>40306265
why? do you think you're so worthless that the only way you feel validated is through spiteful sex? how sad

>>40306726
>person doing their job

lol chill

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>>40306934
You definitely made it, anon. You're smart enough to understand that there will be a lot of hard times, though.
Just keep strong, brah.

>>40306726
This >>40306988
You sound like someone who's planning a rape...

>had a crush on a girl in high school
>short, nerdy girl with wide hips and decent tits, fit and short, blonde pixie cut hair
>we hung out with same friends in a group all the time but the two of us never became real friends
>I was a fat autist and she probably knew I had a big thing for her
>we graduate never having become friends
>some time passes and somehow we become friends
>hang out a couple times, things go well
>over the last few years we become best friends and talk every day
>sort of moved on and dated other girls since high school, only occasionally get some feels for her like I used to
>start working out and dieting hard last year
>haven't seen her for 6+ months
>go to a party in January with a bunch of people from high school that I haven't seen in years
>friend is there
>girls that never talked to me in high school approach me throughout the night to say hi
>friend keeps gushing over how good I look, touching my face and jaw and wrapping her arms around me
>continues messing with me the entire night, kinda flirting
>asks me to flex multiple times throughout the night
>realize she's no different from any other shallow bitch
>every single day since then she texts first and texts often
>quickly losing any interest I ever had in dating her
>kinda losing interest in even being friends

D-did I make it...?

And no I can't pump and dump her, she's a 22 year old virgin that's waiting for marriage so I'm not gonna fuck that up for her even out of spite

>>40306934
You've made it anon. But don't get complacent, ya?

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>>40304280
How is he far from making it? That's literally the same thing that happened to Zyzz once.
>Zyzz has crush on some chick in school
>Rejects him and makes fun of him
>Years later sees pic related
>Makes desperate advances on him
>He rejects her.
I probably would've fucked her too but you can't really blame him.

>>40306623
>for you

>>40306711
a girl gives compliment for many different reasons, a bro only gives it out of admiration

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>>40303903
ha

>>40306623
whats your lifts?

>>40306934
let me put it this way

you found a purpose in your life, and you seem to have enjoyed every step of fulfilling that purpose, and i suspect you may truly be happy

to me, you've made it

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>>40306860
>Wear manga and anime society shirt

>>40306621
Nice man, restaurants and qt3.14s are the best combination.

>>40307089
5 rep prs are as follows
Squat 185 lbs
DL 240
Bench (lol) 115
Ohp 75

I'm a chick btw

>>40304639

Of all the wrong things I've read around here lately, this takes the cake.

>>40307015
>>40307009
Thanks bros, yeah it'll be hard and tough at alot of moments but that's exactly what I choose for and why I love her.
>>40307120
Thanks aswell. Yeah before I knew what love is and I met her I didn't knkw what I wanted and who I was. By making her my purpose I actually choose to make my dreams and interests my purpose. I got to explore my hobbies, intrests and keep meeting new people and go to different places and heights in my life. I have to be her superego and be a strong, interesting, focused man for her to be happy, stable and have a sense of identity.
Tbh she's the best companion I could wish for and would do literally anything for me. Sometimes, but rarely, I feel like I wouldn't know what to w/o her but then I remember I'm the one with all the hobbies, friends and succes and she'd be nothing w/o me. This I fear even more, if something would happen to me she'd be so lost and it's her biggest fear aswell. I convinced her to roll into art school this year since she's actually really talented and smart af.

I just hope for everyone to find a life partner like I did, there's nothing like it.

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>>40307301
Stronkkk. Omg I want my dick inside you

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This just happened last month.
Not necessarily a mire story but I need advice.

>new years eve bash in friends dorm
>girl I've been trying to hook up with is at the party
>chatting her up all night w/ bantz
>completely sloshed too
>time flies by probably due to intoxication
>countdown to new years
>look for girl
>she's with another guy already making out
>piledrive the guy into the kegger
>girl tries to push me off screaming in my ear
>punch her square in the jaw (i thought it was one of his bros)
>everyone is looking at me in shock and disbelief
>I'm still wailing on the guy, completely oblivious to what I just did
>come back to my senses for a bit and realize what I did
>throw up
>hear a faint 'h-happy new year' in the distance

And that's the last thing I remember that night. I haven't heard from her since. I haven't even seen her on campus or anything. She was really into me all night. I can't stop thinking about her and what I did. I never even got to apologize to her. How do I make amends and start this relationship off right?
I can't stop thinking about her.

>>40307597
yo that relationships over LOL
move on

>>40307597
kek m8, entertaining story, but it's not gonna happen if it's real at all.

>>40307597
>Getting emotionally invested in a slut.
Buy a hooker already dude.

>>40303285
>Go out with uni society
>Meet Norwegian Girl
>Hit it off well, but I don't really commit all that much
>Get drunk more, start dancing and singing
>She starts dancing as well, even though she's less drunk than me
>Go to mcdonalds with her and others
>She has a bit of my mcflurry, because cheat day
>Laughing whole time, talking a litle but I didn't know anybody else there so I'm talking to other people
>She gets up to get the bus, because she lives the other side of town from me
>As she gets up, gently pats me on the back twice

I'm shit at flirting, have no Idea how I did.

>>40307630
Should have made it clear dancing with me and laughing with me.

>>40304826
she just wanted to lift, man. That was no time to ask for her number. Dont rush, maybe you'll see her again and can actually make some conversation.

>>40304826
She just wanted the rack you autist

>>40305008
Bitches are crazy

>>40307498
Thanks for the (you)

>>40305046
Black chicks are always mirin. Too bad I don't want to be inside a nignog

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>>40307743
>Too bad I don't want to be inside a nignog
this

>>40303835
It warms my heart to still see this getting posted

>>40303285

>Be at college years ago when I was even more DYEL
>girl sitting next to me who actually has pretty buff arms
>"... woah, anon, do you work out? Your tris are lookin really good"
>wtf bish I'm tiny
>realize people's idea of how "swole" someone is is massively skewered irl compared to /fit/ and desu that's a good thing

Just make me hate myself even more, /fit/. Call me a shitskin skinnyfat manlet. Make turn me into a towering gargant of flesh, fueled by my own self hatred.

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>>40303823
Good for you anon. Let success be your noise.

>>40306302

>15 bucks champagne at the club

Lol

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>>40303823

>>40306623
Is she missing her legs?

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>>40305608
MADMAN

>>40306711
because when we say it we mean it, we know the hard work that goes into getting /fit/. girls are usually doing it to flirt

>>40304258
u made it senpai

>>40307597
>How do I make amends and start this relationship off right?

lol it's a wrap, my man. not going to happen

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>>40306934

god damn...that's making it.

>>40303823

nice. I am such a fucking asshole that I would have smashed and dashed.

>>40306798
This gif just obliterated my sides

>>40305608

god damn that was brutal. I would have paid money to see her reaction to that.

>>40307825

Hate is a powerful ally but also one hard to get rid of

>>40306934
My dad has BPD and ASPD. You must have stacks of patience.

>>40304940
>Letting women know where you live

>>40305223
Shit skins crave the cummies of whites.

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>>40303823

>>40303285
Jesus, just look at you, I could fit my whole fist up your little stinker, you'd like that wouldn't you girl

makes dog whistling noises

>>40306596
Why the fuck are you letting some girl grind on you while you're in a relationship? Not to mention letting it get to the point where she's kissing your neck.

Just fucking break up, damn. Don't be some sleazy fuck. It's not outright cheating but it's still a breach of respect.

Just dump gf.

>>40306862
If you have a decent girl at home, why do you put yourself in a position like the one with the black chic. You honestly didn't need to hang out with her after work, and you're not dumb. So you knew what was going to most likely happen.

I'm honestly just curious. Or why giving your number to a girl who's obviously into you. It just seems a lack of respect to your SO

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>>40303285
How does it feel to be mired. Im still dyel but look buff for a normie. But still no one mirres me.
I imagine it must feel like the best thing in the world. Getting such a great self esteem boost.

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>>40303862
>>40303877
tfw anything that is not overtly complementary and positive is because someone is a manlet.

tfw height memes are literally eroding tall people sense of reality and average and short peoples' self-esteem in real life.

>>40305126
true.
t. GR bro

>>40309015
t. Manlet

>>40306749

>>40306957
>>40306798
>>40306823
>>40306841

> met at a party
> wants to go party
Who of the "lel club slut" group is surprised?

OP do you like to party? If so go out with her.
If not, suggest something else

>>40306261
College girls are generally of age

>>40307014
You're being ridiculous m8. Do you like fat chicks? No. So don't get all butt hurt when girls don't like Fatty You. I don't care that you don't like her anymore, but don't make it because "Hurr durr, girls are so shallow because they only like me when I'm attractive." You sound like a HAES bitch.

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>beautiful polish girl I work with
>talking about gym
>says she really likes the veins on my biceps and forearsm
>she says my body is "perfect" when discussing how big she likes a guy
>realises what she just said
>goes all spaghetti.
>goes on to say her boyfriend is really big but she prefers lean guys

>>40304013
No. Truly making it is reaching gnosis. After you have fuckth the sloots, you will feel empty, and bored. This is when you make a metaphysical effort to unite yourself with the All Being.

I'm not even kidding, this is what happened to me. I'm much happier now

>>40306313
"Text me asap" means contact me before the night ends, we'll fuck.

Its ok anon, not everything needs to be perfect the first time.

>>40306711
I can relate to that last sentence.

>>40307301
Lesbo

>>40304258
wow... so this is the power... of the superior making it feeling....

>>40307597
>a slut leads me on
>how do i apologize?

Buddy WAKE the fuck UP.

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>>40309159
haha there it is!

>>40305608
You idiot. You should have taken her number. Then you have sex with her, but really aggressive sex. Like the kind she tears up from cuz you're pounding it so hard. Then stick it up her ass. Then finish off on her face. Then tell her to get the fuck out. That's how you get revenge.

>>40305608
what he said >>40309667
but make sure to record it, or you will spend some time in jail for rapey

>>40309688
Yep. That or have evidence that she consented to having sex like a txt or a contract

>>40303843
Had seen her a few times, she was always extra nice and smiley but I figured it was busy good customer service. Put my number on a receipt and asked her if that works. She smiled again and said ya. Feelsgoodman

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>>40303823
This is alpha behavior.

>>40304309
This is cuck behavior.

Learn the difference, it could save your manhood.

>have gf when i was 16
>was super turbo skeleton
>she left me because of me being skinny
>we kept eachother's snapchat/instagram but 0 contact
>start lifting
>start eating
>make a few progress pics
>constantly see her checking them out through snapchat
>fast forward another 6 months
>see her at my gym
>she sees me looking and instantly looks down nervously
>snapchat her a picture asking "were you at xxx yesterday?"
>she says yeah and asks if that was me
>say yes and ask what shes up to
>small talk and shit
>she asks me to hang out at her home to help her show how to make some protein smoothies
>i go over there
>she's obviously uncomfortable af
>keeps touching my traps, delts
>you've gotten so big anon
>keep stern poker face
>she ends up kissing me and we end up fucking like rabbits on the couch
>leave afterwards without saying anything
>she's slightly confused and asks me if she can come tomorrow and hang out at my place
>say ok
>she comes to my house, i let her in and start kissing her
>start fucking her
>finish in about 20 minutes
>get dressed
>shes sitting in this retarded girl wearing only a panty on bed pose
>look at her
>she asks "what are you looking at anon :3?"
>i tell her to get the fuck out of my house.
>she says "what"
>literally throw her shit out the front door and tell her to leave.
>shes confused as hell and gets dressed and gets outside
>i shut the door and put on some music and make some food
>hear her banging on the door after 10 minutes
>ignore
>it starts raining after 20 minutes
>i forgot i picked her up
>ignore her even more
>she starts wailling and crying and banging
>ignore
>she leaves after like 30 minutes and see her walking back home after another 15 minutes in the rain.
>she doesn't even send me any texts or whatsapp's.
>she still constantly likes my instagram posts and views my snapchat pictures.

forgive my retarded english, not english.

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>>40303285
>go on omegle
>half the girls act corny as fuck and forget the have the mic on and say something like omg he's so hot or whisper in their friends ear
>only the attractive ones are able to keep their cool
>I just skip the ugly/cheesy girls

>>40309892
What the fuck anon LOL

>>40309892
That seems unnecesarily rude. I mean would you stay with a fat gril? How is that surprising that she would leave you if you looked like shit?

>>40304826
Yes.

>>40309892
man I lost

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>>40303285
Quick little story about how I got my new gf
>be me 19yr old college student
>Went from 5'9 140lbs skelly boy to now 5'10 175lbs and proud of physique
>Still very autismo with girls I don't have a lot of confidence just yet.
>Decide to try out tinder
>Match with 8/10qt ask her out to dinner
>Wear loose clothes to hide power level
>After another date she comes back to my place
>Things getting hot in bed and I end up taking off my shirt
>Audibly gasps and just starts grabbing at me
>Let me fuck her 'however I want'
>Told me after she'd never fuck a guy so quick she didn't "know what cam over her"
>Mfw I think I'm making it

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>>40303823

>>40310027
>"Told me after..."
>believing what women say
top kek, lad

>>40304639
go menstruate all over reddit and tell [I]them[/I] to eat it

>on a cut
>face semi leaning out
>walk towards cardio area
>tiny Asian squat chick looked up at me and smiled

I know it's not much but it feels good.

>>40303560
BRISBANE

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>>40303559
>>40303637
> she should squat more
> tfw i think that when i see guys with flat asses too
> i'm not even gay

THANKS /FIT/

>>40310027
>she'd never fuck a guy so quick

Oh my sweet summer child

>>40310027
you are cute
he is right >>40310050

>>40305008
>has no idea how psycho females are

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>>40310040
I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

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>>40304309

>>40309972
i was young and immature and kinda mad she left me for that.

my mom raised me that girls wouldn't be so shallow and then reality hit me in the face.

>Recovering skelly but handsome
>Every now and then a girl will get noticeably nervous around me
>Today in class I was just looking around and make eye contact with 3 different girls that were already looking at me
I can't wait to make it and have this feel multiplied by 10

>>40303835
bring the good shit back

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>>40305285
making it is when you out-Chad the Chads

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>>40306623
>>40307301
>>40307739
Bro, you and her don't happen to go to Texas Tech do you? She looks like someone I know

>Be me 19
>At community college
>walking by a 50 year old Asian women
>she looks at my junk which is pretty much eye level for her
>keeps walking
>this happens every time I pass an older Asian women on my way to class that semester

I don't know why there as so many middle aged Asians at my campus but I'm pretty happy about it.

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A girl said "excuse me" while trying to get past me in a shopping isle

she wants it

>>40304309
spotted the cuck

>>40308935

he wasn't hanging out with her, she came onto him.

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>>40306862
>>as he walks past me for water says "you're huge man!"
do you have any idea how hard it would be for me to not instinctively reply with "for you"

>>40307009
>that picture
>girls try and disqualify men who are out of their league
gee who ever heard of that happening?

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>>40303285
>tfw pretty black qt with *thick as fuck* thunder thighs eyeballs me
>tfw i absolutely would approach her
>tfw i don't because she reminds me of the woman i'm in love with who also has *thick as fuck* thunder thighs

being loyal and valorous isn't always fun, my family.

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>>40310245
oh fuck something similar happened to me

what do i do

>>40307597
never contact her again and quit drinking

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>>40303823

yeah nice fantasy kiddo

>>40307597
>hear a faint 'h-happy new year' in the distance
I can't stop fucking laughing

>>40310357
owo

h-hi

>>40309892
(you)

>>40305046
:)

The best mires I get are from other dudes, women are too easy

Every time a guy tells me I'm a beast is like a mini orgasm

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>>40304971
>finger close to asshole
>dangerous

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>>40310425
my dyel friend told me i look like i could beat the shit out of someone

felt so good

he started lifting a month later

>>40303823
Good job lad

>>40305028
Stop being friends without saying a word. After a year of improving return as a better man. Tell her you had some shit to work on or something

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>>40303835
>it's been almost two years since this meme

>>40303903
Goodbye sides

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>>40307604
This

>>40310280
she wants to steal your semen anon, kill her!

>>40304678
this,

plus

>cheated on me, spread lies about me

exactly WTF does anon owe her? Surprised he was as civil to her as he was. I woulda been acted a prick.

5/7 mirin those maturity gains, anon

>>40310357
You have such a cute laugh, its a shame you're always so quiet... we should hang out sometime.

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>>40303823

>>40310488
fuck. i should have lifted more.

>>40307597
jesus christ what the fuck is wrong with you

>>40304309
cuck
>>40303823
i wouldnt even hugged her

>>40304826
If it was someone you've had prior conversation or run ins like this then yeah strike up conversation. "How long you been lifting?" kinda shit. But if it's the first time then no you autist

>tfw ugly manlet that wears glasses
>go to bar and girls make fun of me when i try to talk to them
>they just end up feeling bad for me so they sleep with me

works pretty gud. Just gotta manipulate them and make them feel sorry for you

>>40306185
No anon you're replying to but explain please.

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>>40306302
alpha.... autistic.... similar words, i can see how you would get them confused

>>40307301
nice

>>40308935
>how dare you go out in public with your friends where girls can look at you
You sound like my ex, m8

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>>40309892

>>40309507
U just jelly. We're working out at the gym together now.

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>>40310965
hnnnnnggg

>>40303285

tfw tall gril with a fat ass kept looking at me
dyel and manlet too, I just have mad facial aesthetics

>>40304309
> t. ex gf's friend

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>>40303903

>>40307597
>relationship
Fucking kek

>>40310914
Except that's not even what I said, m8

All I pointed out, like with his story with the qt customer. Which he blatantly said that was attracted to her a lot and vice versa. Then she ended up calling him later for a date.

Why would he give his number to someone who obviously was into him and who he said he was into her a lot as well?

Like I said, it just seems off and disrespectful to his SO

>>40303285

> Out with gf
> Going to pool party with her
> Apparently is a themed pool party, board shorts and blazers, gf insists I follow theme
> Wear shitty blazer that doesn't fit because it might get wet/damaged whatever
> Arrive, no one is wearing theme clothing
> Feel like autist
> Whatever, confidence is everything, figure I'll start talking and strip after I stop feeling awkward
> gf's two sister are there, haven't met them yet
> Meet her sisters
> Both hot
> Talk a bit and then strip
> Apparently shitty suit is shitty because they appear genuinely surprised
> Openly staring
> One sister actually gropes my arms and lats
> "This isn't fair, [sister]! Your bf can't be ripped *and* a future doctor!"
> Obviously teasing voice tone but still counts as a 'mire
> gf spends the rest of the night alternately mad at me or at her sisters

Moral of the story: proper fit is everything. But /fit/ should know that.

>>40303285

This isn't about a mire I got but a mire I gave


>be me
>just finished my workout at around 0630hrs
>about to leave locker room when I notice a chubby kid who looks about 12
>turns out he's actually 16 and has been working out for 6 months
>he lost over 20kg in that period of time
>we discuss him wanting to get into boxing and I say I can get him top of the waiting list for our local gym
>I tell him to keep it up and that he's done a great job so far

Do you think the other gym members though I was trying to groom him?

>>40311165
nah dude they don't suspect anything you're good

>>40311081

Girls love it when their man is desired by other women. If anything, this will make his girlfriend like him even more.

>>40309892
>i tell her to et the fuck out of my house.

I was laughing out loud at that part.
You retards get emotional over bullshit, Jesus.
Why not fuck and never call her?

But if she still likes your social media I guess you two belong to each other

>>40303285
aye

>>40306862
Boardshorts?

>>40310186
Nah. We're about as far as it gets. Maine.

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>was 285 in high school, fat as faurk
>down to around 200 after 2 years of bodybuilding
>care about how I look and what I wear now
>go to restaurant I work at to get some free food for a cheat meal
>Short gorgeous latina says" OMG how many girls have hit on you today? where is your gf to stop them?"
>later in the kitchen bagging up food she comes up to me and says I look really good and cute
>feels good man, I still remember the times where girls wouldnt even look at me and now have a thick latina gf and atleast 1 comment a week from coworkers
I think I have almost made it except for my squat which is weak is faurk

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