i-is this the place alpha males are made?

>>40299497
No. This is the place muscular betas are made

>>40299497
No but you might be able to learn to slightly pretend that you are one.

>>40299497
No, not really

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>>40299513
>>40299515
>>40299507
life really is a cruel joke then

>>40299497
No this is the first step towards normiehood
Then after you get swol it's off to /soc/
Then Clubbing
Then finally becoming an alpha after years of dedication and leaving 4chin

>>40299529
Stop being a whinney cunt and grab your BALLS MAN AND SQUEEZE THEM SEE IF ANY MAN JUICE TURNS AROUND IN THERE AND MAKES YOU REALIZE THAT YOU HAVE THE DNA TO GROW BIG AND FUCKING STRONK JUST LIKE A RAINFOREST TREE TRUNK THAT STARTED OFF AS SMALL AS A SEED JUST LIKE THE SEED IN YOUR NUTSACK YOU PATHETIC WIMPY EXCUSE OF A GENDER GRAB IT AMD SQUEEEEEZZZEEEE SONNY BOY YOU GOT THIS REPEAT AFTER ME I WILL BE MOTHERFUCKING HUGE AND STRONK AND NO BITCH WILL HOLD ME DOWN ILL BECOME A GOD LIKE NO OTHER AND SKIP PUSSY FOR DEADLIFTS BECAUSE EVERYWHERE ILL GO PUSSY WILL BE MOIST BY THE SIGHT OF MY BULGING STRONK HOWITZERS DOOO IT FAGGOT DO IT NOWW!!!!!!!!!

this is the place alphas and betas mix

>>40299577
thanks

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>>40299577
>repeat this quietly
>roommate asks if I'm ok

>>40299609

Do you guys sleep in the same bed?

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>>40299565
>/soc/
>99% thirsty dudes

>>40299565
>4chin memer since 2006.
The ride never ends lads

>>40299705
>wasting your gains to keep yourself warm at night