>jog into breeze >still get winded

> use Smith machine
> not a member of the Smiths

>>40299201
>preacher curls
>not religious

>do X
>f(X) does not apply to me

>lift 7 to 8 days a week
>Still short

>>40299201

> lift sumo

> not picking up an overweight asian

>rows
>on dry land

>leg extensions
>still a manlet

>Chin ups
>Don't feel less depressed

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>>40299201
>go into the wind
>get's winded

wtf do you expect anon

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> squat
>not stand up

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>>40299201
>Preacher curls
>Atheist

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>>40299552
>lift sumo
>am an overweight asian

>do deadlifts
>still alive

>>40299201
>decline bench
>do it anyway

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>>40299201
>have breakfast
>incline bench anyway

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>>40299402
>post 4chan reply
>human

>>40299610
only original post in this s h i t thread

>Good mornings
>it's 3pm asshole

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>lunges
>But i jus eat brebfas!?

>dumbbell curl
>it has a PhD

>>40301950
Underrated