Chad Problems

>>40296852
You're not a Chad.

>posting thumbnail

serious making it problems:
none because if you have problems you haven't made it

>>40296852
Chad doesn't have a gf until his 30s you poser

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>>40296858
ya, i know. but that doesn't help with my problem nor outlines any of your chad problems.

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>>40296890
i'm 32

>>40296890
This.

Actual Chad problem:
>tfw want to have sex some girl i met but i know it will break her heart if i tell her i don't want anything serious

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>>40296852
I don't you know what a chad is you dyel fggt
>pic related

>>40296915
chad doesn't care if it "breaks her heart"

>chad thinks it's funny

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>>40296919

>>40296935
Well i'm a Brad then i guess...

Still sucks because i'm on nofap and horny as hell but every girl i meet falls in love and wants to be a couple and i just want to fuck them
Also i don't want to go to a club and fuck some slut because they are too easy and i just don't like them enough to have sex with them

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>>40296939
Don't tell me this is real

>>40296919
Never claimed to be chad bro, just dealing with chady problems...

>>40296939
>skipping head day
Cmon fellas

>>40296962
Yeah keep telling yourself that

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>>40296962
>Brad
>"I'm on no fap

>>40296991
>t. beta orbiter

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God I love /fit/
One question about staying faithful
9 responders telling OP he's a fgt.

never change boys

>>40296852
>How am I supposed to stay faithful to my qt3.14 GF when every grill I meet wants to fuck me?
By having a gf too perfect to cheat on(thought only shitskins s cheat on their women instead of dumping them first)

>>40296915
>Caring about their feeling's
Not a chad

>>40296939
*blocks your path*

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>>40296852
>work in a warehouse that requires alot of lifting
>everyone iis Spanish but me
>half my coworkers are gay
>they compliment me all the time especially my eyes
>tfw not gay
>tfw they won't stop complimenting me and asking me out
>tfw not gay

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>>40296939
>those small hands
HAHAHA

>>40299438
You're fucking gay, just come out already and fuck them.

>>40296915
Chad doesn't devote a second of thought to his bangs' feelings. He slays and moves on when he gets bored. He fucks Stacey and only Stacey on the reg and will eventually marry her and cheat on her.

>>40296897

Hey what library you go to?

>>40299928
The one where I fuck your mom

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>>40296852
>tfw my friend's friend's gf wants to fuck me

>old clothes no longer fit

>>40296852
You only think they want to fuck you

Also this is just like fat people asking how they are supposed to resist buying Mcdonalds because they have food in their fridge

Know what you want, bud.

>>40296962
I'm more of a Bradley.

>everyone instantly assumes you're arrogant

It's true but at least let me display it before judging me cunt

>>40296852
This..

>having a gf in the first place
Thats where I fucked up...I was fucking three girls at the same time and they all had bfs until I decided to have one as my gf...worst fucking mistake ever this sucks

>>40296852

Girl acquaintances with boyfriends will try and talk to you /hang out with you/fuck you.

It's weird being on the other end of this. I usually avoid chicks like this but now and then I'll bang a chick and find out she has a boyfriend later.

Honestly I think its a lunar thing, l they like their beta boyfriends most of the month and right before they can't fuck they'll start chasing me down. Probably paranoia and rambling guys.

>>40296852
If you are currently posting on fit, you haven't made it yet.

>>40296852

Gay guys start hitting on you more than girls. Girls spill their spagetti around you and think everything you say is smart or funny,

People assume you're dumb and not nerdy because you work out. People assume you're a player because you don't have a girlfriend etc.

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>friends start telling their friends about pulling success
>introduced to new people
>"Hey youre Anon, The Pull God!"
>have to cooly shrug it off and deny the accusation

I dont even sleep with a lot its just most of the grills I do sleep with are hot and in relationships which from the perspective of someone unskilled look impossible to have sex with

I find girls who are in relationships easier to sleep with than single girls

>>40300012
There's truth to this. For example women who take birth control pills tend to go for provider type guys because the pill makes them pregnant. When they are off them they tend to go for the alpha, chad, outgoing type guys.

>>40299992
>taking a slut that would cheat on her bf as a gf

how fucking retarded can you get?

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Real alphas never have a real gf. You only lead them on for sex while sleeping with other women.

>>40299992
Usually don't see this end well. If she cheated with you, she'll cheat on you.

>>40296852
Unconfident guys often think I'm a dick just because girls they can't get mire me.

Boyfriends get protective off their gfs when they are near me.

I once got declined for a job for being a chad aswell. The second part off the job interview was in a group, mostly girls, and they were mostly interested in what I had to say instead of what the wannabe alpha job interviewer had to say. The first interview he was a total bro and after the group interview he was very attacking and an overall dick. Later a girl who did get hired, who drove me home and who I fucked in her car after the interview, told me the guy didn't want a meathead as a collegue even thou I was more than qualified for the job. It was clear he wanted to be the cool guy on the floor and that he had no chance being that if I would be there.

Also beta orbiters TRY to cockblcok me from their oneitis and later shittalk me behind my back to them.

I make ugly girls feel like shit if I ignore them but talk to their stacy friends.

Hmmm the Chad life is awesome but jealousy and envy comes into play more often then you'd think. It's the robots and insecure guys who are actually the dicks. I can't help it god gave me demigod genetics and that my parents raised me to be a well balanced, confident alpha male with good values.

>>40301096
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>40301096
Dude fucking same

I had a beta interviewer deny me a damn job because I was "arrogant" fuck that nigga...he didnt smile through the whole interview even when I greeted him

>>40296852
>How am I supposed to stay faithful to my qt3.14 GF when every grill I meet wants to fuck me?

This is not Chad behavior, period.
Chad would know he has no deep feelings for said girlfriend and he would lay her off or he would find the time and effort to make it work.

You are just a lowlife that wants sex and are using said girl for it under the premise of being her boyfriend, no wonder the grass always seems greener on the other side when the girl you are with can not give you anything else.

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>drank my ass off on superbowl
>hangover from hell
>girlfriend wakes me up at 6 am to fuck
>try to fuck her
>mild enthusiasm because of headache, stuffed head and lethargy
>she's pissed and thinks i'm not into her

fucccccckkkk

>>40296939
damn, they were absolute chads and still decided to leave humanity behind. i respect it

>>40299942
haha you fucking owned him my dude *high fives anon*

>>40296852
Chad is the perfect male, he doesnt cheat on his Girlfriend. He's succesful and smart
At best he just have short term girlfriends before settling down with a 5/10 years younger girl when he hit 30's

>>40300066
real shit

>>40303190
>Chad is the perfect male, he doesnt cheat on his Girlfriend. He's succesful and smart
Said like a delusional girl who thinks she can change the chad who is using her for sex.

>>40299992
>taking a slut as your gf

well yeah you set you up on that one tho

>>40302762
isotonic drink, mk677, cold shower then caffeinated drink and the hangover should be gone

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>this is why you clicked this thread

>>40296915
Girls aren't capable of having their hearts broken

>>40303724
you are the real most valuable player

>>40303724
thank you based anon

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>>40303724
I love you in a no homo sort of way.

>self proclaimed chads
>on 4chan

if you're a chad you don't have time to talk about how much of a chad you are on the internet. you're all faggots looking for samefag affirmation or you're just insecure.

>>40300066

Gimme tips

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>>40296939
Just a couple more...

>>40303724
Damn those girls wants to get fucked bad

>>40299928
the gymnasium

>cheating
Your honour gains are fucking weak

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>>40296939

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>>40303724
>pierced nips

>>40308307
damn i want to fuck those girls bad

>>40296939
>the calves on the left

fuuarrkkkk

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after her classes are over, gonna pick up fwb with my dick out in the car.
>hoping she doesn't walk over with friends
>secretly hope she does and i can bang them too

>>40296852

>How am I supposed to stay faithful to my qt3.14 GF when every grill I meet wants to fuck me?

Do you care about being honest? Then don't get a gf until you've sewn your oats, boy.

Do you care about her feelings? That's what's keeping you from just leaving or cheating, that's why you're questioning it. Do you care because you're at least somewhat empathetic, or because you love her and want to be with her forever?

If that latter, good, love is hard to find. Now accept that after the wedding she'll gain 40 pounds, cut her hair short, and stop sucking dick. Still love her? Good, marry her. No? Break up and go fuck a new girl, but keep her as just a bootycall this time.

>>40301096
I should into this

>>40299438
You've got an entire half of a warehouse of men who are salivating for your dick...and you're just gonna let that slip? For what? What the fuck are you getting out of it?

You could be having your dick sucked by 4, maybe 6, dudes right now. What women would do the same?

Besides, it's not gay, it's 2019, be open minded

>>40296919
what routine for this?

>>40296939

Who are these guys?

>>40311604
that post was written like a book. very nice!

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>>40312851
>it's 2019

Oh god how long have I been asleep

>>40313577
SS + GOMAD

>Having to text every chick "you had fun last night?" so you don't get accused of rape when they find out you don't want a long ting
>Keep calling chicks by the wrong name
>Not sure if it's the 8 Katie or the 6 Katie who wants to come over because you don't put in their last names
>having to let them down when they inevitably fall in love with you
>having to act beta around your mates gf's so you don't ruin your friendships

>>40313597
Zach and wyatt

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>>40296939
>You've sacrificed speed for strength

>>40296962
Confirmed not brad

>>40297052
Moses?

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>>40313634
Actual kek.


Pic related how do I get the stretchmarks off my fatceps from falling for gomad meme

>>40304315
False, bro

>>40296852
> tfw I don't like pizza that much but I need it in order to maintain my Greek statue physique and fuck oneitises every day

>>40296852
>test too high
>no one believes im natty
Annoys the fuck out of me
>look at girl at park
>she looks back
>her ovaries immediately explode

>>40296939
>tfw too strong to think

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>In elevator with two girls from class
>We saw a gang of dogs barking each other in front of the dorm
>Was talking about that
>Qt mentions that was probably the most actiony moment of her day
>I reply with "Be glad you have time to rest"
>mfw
Should I have asked if she wanted to hang out?

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>>40315802
why would even say such an autistic thing?

>>40313597
Zack and Cody

I still don't get it. Are Chads genuinely friendly and likeable or not? Or you guys are extremely obsessed with your differing notions of an alpha male.

>>40303724
>haters gonna hate

>>40308307
most girls do, yes

>>40296919
The fact that they have fallout ghoul faces always gets me.

>>40316066
Then who is Chad?

Wouldn't it be Chad and Chad

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>>40299957
Mfw my friends mom was comming on to me

>>40316112
Not chads on 4chan

>>40316034
Our campus is far away to city, an hour of bus ride at least, and I had to go out to city for at least 5 days in the last week. My physical exhaustion was what I had in my mind.

>>40303586
/alc/ here.

More like, take 30mg of Omeprazole, and a few tylenol.

>Tylenol for headache, Omeprazole is truely the GOAT of stomach medication

t. had ulcers and threw up every morning from drinking but still kept at it and managed to function normally so I actually know what I'm talking about

Omaprazole is expensive over the counter though so you should just get it for basically free if you ask your doctor.

>>40296852

only cure for chad problems is to settle down with someone

>>40301096
This is actually very true. I went to Japan recently for a month to get married and by god did they get soaked.

Everybody there is an absolute beta. I went to the gym once and maxed out 3 machines because there's just no fucking weight on them.

>200lbs ish on quads was max
>forwards press max was 175lbs ish
>I forget what the third was

I can honestly say that I was the strongest guy there as well out of an easy 2-300 people besides this one Jap who was an obvious roider with the backwards baseball cap.

Also when I was doing sets and taking a 3-5min break in between it was entirely obvious they had no idea why I was just sitting around and not lifting and were getting a little pissy, so I just repeatedly looked at my watch and tried to give them non-verbal signals of like, "fuck off I'm timing".

Also protip, finding protein powder in that country was next-to-impossible. I gave up and ordered it online.

>>40316349
Mfw friend's dad cums all over me

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>>40303724
Tell me these are glued on

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it is mostly about face. just accept this.

>>40316671
>this format

why

>>40316887
tumblr gifs

>>40316624
they are

>>40316671
I want to grab legerthas sweet booty

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>decent paying job that allows me the expenses to travel every now and then
>many friends; many different adventures
>first semester of good grades
>qt loyal gf that loves me

isn't "making it" and "being chad" two different things? i'm pretty happy and that's more than what can be said for most of y'all

>>40301096
REEEEEEE CHAD GTFO REEEEEEEEE

>>40316990
It is, you've got the right idea

that whole "chad" thing is poisonous and it literally makes people into schizoids

>>40316990
If you were truly happy you wouldnt feel the need to post your "success" here. Also calling everyone that isnt you miserable is a bit too much.

I think you are a delusional fag trying to convince himself that his 9-5 min wage job and his hamplanet of a gf are enough to make him happy.

>we are not all gonna make it

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>>40316976
who doesn't

>How am I supposed to stay faithful to my qt3.14 GF when every grill I meet wants to fuck me?
By not being human garbage?
gee

>>40316990
Sounds nice, same goes for me except the travelling. But Im soon done with uni so I will travel in the near future

>>40317340

Keep being jelly bra

>>40297799
LoL, like the perfect women exists. Let me tell you as a bro that's been around the block.

No matter how perfect your girl is, you'll always want to fuck variety.
She's skinny with big tits- you'll crave thick with a huge booty
She's thick booty with big tits- you'll want to fuck petite girls
She's blonde- you'll want to fuck brunettes.

Get it yet? A high drive make wants everything, not just one.

>>40317340
>delusional

you're projecting a bit there, friend

>9-5 minimum wage

you know the old saying about what happens when you assume

>hamplanet

you may want to get your eyes checked too, unless you honestly believe the pic i posted qualifies as a hamplanet. otherwise, see a doctor because you've got a serious case of body dysmorphia, more than your common /fit/izen, and that's saying something

and even if your absurd claims were true, if i was happy about it, i'd still be better off than your judgmental bitter ass

i still hope you make it someday though

>>40318875
>i still hope u make it someday

See? I shit on u and u still care about me. Kill that stupidity in u mate, only way to move forward.

>>40319503
(You)

>>40313577
Every dick in your frat house

>>40316671
chad can do anything

>>40300813

It's not unheard of. If you have alot in common with their bf they'll probably cheat on you. If your exact opposites from her ex it'll probably work out fine.

I used to think that some girls were faithful and others were not but now I think all girls crave strange dick just like guys crave strange pussy.

Recently a cute, shy, wholesome chick I went to college with was hitting me up. Went over finger banged her, got a bj and made out. Pretty much everything but sex. Find out later she's been dating some nerd for like 3 years.

>>40316990
nice gf you got there

Becoming a Chad ruined my life.

I feel like it's my responsibility to fuck any woman that smiles with me now.

I am fucking my best friend's mom and I don't even know how that happened.

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>>40296852
they only issue i have is money, i am friends with stupid rich people and i am just upper middle class. and not like lets go backpacking in Europe rich i mean I have an island and my first car was a Maserati rich. I know them from my dad they are all his best friends' kids, my dad got screwed by EPA violations and family business is wrecked. Its just always bothers me being the poor friend and not even really being poor in any standard and just normal or above by anybody else's perspective. for i can be as good looking as possible, the most shredded, and even the most funny but on a date with a rich Stacy i can not offer her anything physical besides myself that she can get like its nothing. such as the food their personal chefs cook are more exquisite than I can afford to buy her on a regular basis. any gift that is not sentimental is basically meaningless. plus why hang at my suburban house when i can go and chill at their mcmansion. that is my issue is that I have met a challenge that can not be fixed until my youth is over or i hit the lottery.

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>>40316990
>Austin
>disregarded

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>>40303724
>Bracelet on the left slut
>Beta
STOP MOCKING ME

>>40296919
w2c the red/brown boots

>>40321636
Relax, she's probably just a sorostitute.

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>>40321066
thanks famalamborghini, nice digits you got there

>>40321629
austin is fun with the right people, anon, sorry i forgot that fun is frowned upon here

>>40319503
basic human compassion doesn't make somebody a pussy. besides, i just said that I hope you make it, nothing about me personally caring about (You)

>>40300066
>I find girls who are in relationships easier to sleep with than single girls
explain

>>40315595
Ender bated

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>>40299928

>>40296858
Kek

>>40313577
steroids and blowjobs

>>40300066
What do I say if I'm making out with her and she says "I have a boyfriend"?

>>40322074
>i called him. he said it's fine.

>>40313688
You get accused for rape before?

>>40304315
Say that when one calls you and shes crying like crazy. Like holy shit I've never actually even teared up after a breakup let alone actually crying like the worlds over.

>>40322241
if u bang enough ho's, some of them unfortunetly turn out to be feminist's

>>40322074
Just be like "....oh" and continue making out like a bad boi. Obviously she doesnt care enough about her bf to not make out with you.

Grils in relationships get tired of their bfs and most bfs dont know how to be alpha and hold their girls down. If a girl let you in that situation in the first place shes down for pounding regardless of relationship status.

The longer the relationship the better

>>40296919
>pic
What are these guys' names? I see them in every fucking CHAD thread.

>>40296939
Quick rundown please

>>40322881

/this

I hate to admit it but part of being a chat is fucking whatever hot chick wants it. Alot of times these chicks have beta boyfriends. I've hooked up with about a dozen chicks that I've found out have been seeing some dweeb foor years. Totally clueless.

At first it made me hate women but now I realize they are just as horny and fucked up as guys.

>>40296852
Oooh I have a good one for once actually. I'm completely fucked, so I might as well share.

I'm seeing this chick rn, real cool chick, we have great sex. However, my ex-girlfriend, who is really really hot started texting me again, and it seems like she really wants to get back together again, which I wouldn't mind because she's incredibly attractive.

Last night, my ex told me that she just got a job working for a company IN THE SAME DEPARTMENT, DIRECTLY ACROSS from my current chick. They are 2 of 4 people working for that department. Neither of them know each other, the new chick knows that my ex exists, but my ex-girlfriend doesn't know that I'm seeing someone else. I'm the first one the piece this all together, and if either of them figures out that I had sex with the other, shit is going to go wild.

No idea what I'm gonna do desu senpai, seems like I'm fucked either way.

>>40322996
Threesome.

Make it happen Chad.

>>40323057
Unfortunately, one of them is way too religious. Getting cockblocked by the ultimate Chad, God.

>>40296915
>tfw got reverse Chad-ed by a girl off Tinder

>at a festival
>kinda drunk
>this qt with a great ass passes by in the middle of the crowd as i'm shirtless
>i put my hand in her ass
>abuse.jpg
>she grabs my hand, holds it
>she smiles at me
>i say "sorry" as I smile, implying it wasn't on purpouse
>later I realise she liked it and probably wanted a kiss when she smiled

I-I'm too Chad for this world, r-right, lads?

>>40313688
Lol the rape thing is true. This chick begged me to choke, slap, and manhandle her. She's snap chatting her friends bruises and red marks about how I'm "daddy af". Once I ghosted her I'm "abusive".

>>40313688
Getting accused of rape is probably my worst fear right now. I knew a kid who go accused of rape 2 years ago, was expelled from our university instantly. His name was dragged through the mud, he got death threats. The boyfriend of the chick who accused him actually just came out recently and said the entire thing was completely false, and that he convinced the chick to file rape charges because she didn't want to admit that she had cheated on him. Scary shit dude.

Also
>having to act beta around your mates gf's so you don't ruin friendships
This as fuck. Even sometimes with girls that my friends bring around and are trying to bang, I sometimes have to act completely oblivious cause I can feel the girls losing interest in my friends.

>>40323599

Yeah you gotta be careful not to bang too many crazy chicks or chicks with husbands/boyfriends because it might backfire if they decide you're bad all of a sudden.

The beta around friends thing is interesting. I didn't notice this until last summer. My roommate is a short, dyel, scene type kid. Huge douche but the rent was cheap. Started dating this chick also super short, pretty cute scene girl. Maybe they are both like 5.5 or 5.6? Anyway she was laughing at everything I said and my roomie was glaring at me so I kind of just retreated to my room to play vidya.

In hindsight I could have cucked that kid bad.

>>40316535
Whats t.? I see it all the time

>>40313688
>>40323486
This

>>40323652
It's especially difficult when you're really tall like I am too. I'm taller than pretty much everyone around me, so I stick out in crowds.

>>40322881
The thing is aren't they trying to rationalize the cheating in their heads? I don't think I'm objectively attractive enough to have them not care about anything and proceed because of my looks. I've heard you're supposed to misdirect and pin the blame on you. How do I do that in words?

>>40322074
Sorry. Then leave awkwardly for a few minutes then come back after pacing back and forth and ask if she'll cuck you.

>>40323817
I read something the other day about hot guys asking for girls numbers on Tinder, and what worked for even the most hesitant girls was immediately revoking your attention after they were hesitant. Then they got so worried that they'd fucked the whole thing up and wouldn't get any more attention from you, that they'd give in immediately.

Something along the lines of "Well if you're just gonna play games, then I'm out" would probably work. Puts the ball right back into their court, and if even if they are still hesitant, they don't get any more attention from you, and you can just leave. The only reason you should want to hook up with a girl with boyfriend is because they let you. If you're actively trying to break up relationships you're a psychopath.

But I myself would never do this because I'd rather know that I'm a good person, than sleep with some hoe. If I was making out with a chick and they said they had a boyfriend, I would laugh and leave immediately, without saying another word. Last thing I want is to be brought in the middle of them.

>>40316990
But you live in Austin so you don't exist.

Lived in the Monarch for 6 months. I think you can see it all the way to the right in that picture.

Real piece of shit city.

Real piece of shit.

>>40316112
"Chad" is the scummy guy who's just better than everyone and steals everyone's girl. Chad is an asshole. It's just a character/stereotype.

>>40319503
You sound like a whiny bitch. Maybe he posts about his success cause it feels good to brag? Or maybe cause there are others here with similar problems? Just let him do him and move on. Not everyone has to be 'making it all up'.

>>40316112
Chad is /fit/'s fantastical manifestation of results. Results in the gym, results in social life, results in personal life. What Chad is, isn't defined, because everyone has their own goals that they project onto Chad. So really, Chad's can be whatever you want, as long as he's better than you.

>>40323889
My thinking is that if she's already fucking around with me she wants to cheat on her bf. She didn't mention him at all and I try to lead her in the conversation but she refuses to mention him at all. I figure if someone is going to get their dick wet anyway, it might as well be me. We were making out when she mentioned it and I didn't do anything, but there's still some tension there. I'm wanting to exploit that

>>40324119
I don't understand, is this a hypothetical scenario, or did this happen?

>>40324127
It happened

>>40324134
Well what happened? Did she say no? I said what I think you should do.. She's already cheated on her boyfriend by making out with some other dude, and now she's just trying to justify it. Revoke your attention, and she'll switch gears from justification to wanting to get your attention again.

>>40324200
Okay, that makes sense. Thanks!

>>40322888
chadwell and chadwick

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>>40303724

>pierced nipples

>>40323740

I think thats part of it. I'm 6ft and the couple was both max 5.6 so I'm towering over them and joking around with his new gf and I didn't feel very welcome by him after like half an hour of hanging out so I left.

I honestly don't even like the kid but it's gotta suck if you short and don't lift. It sounds cliche but being tall and lifting and atleast being somewat personable and funny lets you cuck most people pretty easily.

>>40324119

Been there man. This girl hits me up on tinder. We hang out a few times. End up in my room at 2nd base she's like I feel bad, I have a bf. I'm like whatever. A few minutes later I'm railing her. Made sure to bang her for a good 30 mins. She looks so happy, pretty much squeels and stares up at me through most of it.

Now shes my fuck buddy and she dumped the nerdo. Honestly man, at first I've felt bad. But this is the second occurance that's happened like this to me. If a girls in your room/met on tinder you might as well fuck them. They don't feel bad, they are already at your house.

The crazy part is if you look at these girls and they seem so innocent, dress conservatively, in decent schools etc but at the end of the day they are willing to cheat on a beta bf of 2-3 years for some strange Chad cock.

I know it's not really a problem but It made me look at girls abit differently and I've probably gotten abit colder and cynical.

>>40324677
It's because it puts you ahead of 90% of all other guys. Think about it this way, probably around 50% of guys are completely social inept. Out of the remaining 50%, half those guys are ugly/short. Out of the remaining 25%, half those guys don't lift.

So simply by being socially inept, not short, and lifting, you've already out classed 88% of all other guys. Whether you capitalize on this or not, is up to you.

>>40323084
Damn. You can't outchad god m8. Sorry chad.

>>40324749
It's really too bad too, because I'm finally at the point where I think I could handle a 3-way. Having a three way between two partners is probably a bad idea anyways, I would much rather have a 3-way with two randoms.

>>40323915
the same could be said about any city you must be in for an extended period of time. it's what you make of it, anon.

besides, i don't live there, i was only visiting.

it's much nicer than corpus christi will ever be.

The best Chad feeling I have experienced is knowing the girl I am fucking is at least one beta faggot's oneitis. And he will never get to do what I take for granted. He dreams of it every night while it means nothing to me.

>>40324712
>this post

Reminder that if you fall in love with a female you have lost the game of life

>>40296852
If your girl is substantially more attractive than the girls that flirt with you, you won't be as tempted. You should also demonstrate some willpower and the decency to not cheat. If your girlfriend isn't objectively hotter than the girls that are flirting with you, and you would rather fuck them than her, you probably shouldn't be in a relationship. You have convinced yourself that your girl is cute, but you aren't actually attracted enough to her because she's not that hot. You've been a coward and settled because you don't want to develop yourself to the point that you are attracting a superior girl. If you are super attracted to her, and she's an actual good girl, not just a messed up good looking girl, sack up and be a good man.

>>40323953
are all alphas chads? Is there a difference between a chad and just your run of the mill alpha?

>on vacation with the bros
>go to get beer
>only close place is Central Market
>see qt cashier helping another qt cashier get change at register
>go through their line
>qt came over to help stays to chat
>start talking
>tells me what bar they'll be at later
>beta assistant manager comes over and yells at her to open register 12
>walked out and waved at her
>nobody at her register

>>40324851
Chad is an alpha that is not decent and honorable. Chad is a bad alpha, in that sense, but he is an alpha, nevertheless.

>>40324795
My ex-girlfriend was a volleyball player at my university, and pretty early on I met this huge football player friend of hers. I was kind of intimidated at first, but I realized that this guy was absolutely in love with my girlfriend, and she wanted absolutely nothing to do with him romantically. I'd see him at every game, and like half his instagram was pictures of them doing friend stuff.

Felt pretty good to fuck a gigantic football player's oneitis.

>>40324851
Alpha status is derived from the masculine appearance, so yeah.

>>40324898
>half his instagram was pictures of them doing friend stuff.
Did you ever get paranoid that she was cheating?

>>40300066
What are you doing here chris?

>>40324914
Initially, fuck yeah I did, and I'm not the jealous type. At the time she was the hottest girl I'd ever banged, coupled with the fact that she was low-key famous from being this really good collegiate volleyball player, made me super nervous. But after a while you get over that shit.

You can tell from their behavior whether or not a girl is going to be faithful, mostly in the way they treat you. If a partner is super possessive, or gets mad at your when you talk to other girls, it's usually because they're insecure about their own actions and are projecting their faults onto you. Once you see people doing it, you can't unsee it. She gave me so much freedom, and so much trust, that I had no qualms about giving it back. With her sport she was busy most of the time anyways, so if anyone should've been worried it should've been her.

>>40316112
>>40324070
So Tyler Durden?

>>40324811

You're right in alot of ways man. It sounds fucked up but intentionally viewing girls from a stand offish stand point helps. It makes them value you more and you don't get hurt if they leave because you're always chasing some side bitch. It's effective and I've been doing this for the last 5 years.

It's abit lonely but I get laid more than most of my friends that have girlfriends are wives which is ironic. Deep down I'd prefer a girl that actually has shit in common with me and likes to lift and is smart instead of the typical vapid gains goblin but whatever.

It's important to focus on fitness and career over falling in love. Atleast until you hit 30-40. Girls expire way faster and are pretty much garbage around 25-30.

>>40324996
kinda actually

>>40296939
when you skip library day

>>40324866

Beta manager probably wanted to bang her and never made a move. HAHA now this is CHADD

>>40297810
This.

Real Chad problem:
>All these girls at the club want to fuck me tonight, but they don't want to have a F/F/F/F/F/M orgy, they're all just about as hot as each other, and I can only slay three in a row before I get sleepy! What do I do?

inb4 the "no true Chad" fallacy

>>40325016
> Deep down I'd prefer a girl that actually has shit in common with me and likes to lift and is smart instead of the typical vapid gains goblin but whatever.

wrong anon. kill whatever that is inside you that wants this

>two years ago
>fwb for a month now asks me how my day was
>fell in love

worst week of my life anon. caught feelings and realized she had tons of things in common with me

i died inside that day

>>40303724
I honestly cannot stop staring. Like these aren't girls you would see in magazines but they are still like I can't fucking even describe it. I sound like a fucking neckbeard but honestly the girl on the viewers left is like an Amazonian Goddess.

>>40325488
id call you a fag but youd reply something snide ilke ">not liking girls" and we would get nowhere

you are a fag though, im just not calling you one

>>40323103
>reverse Chad-ed
cucked

>>40296962
out of curiosity what is it about you that girls love

>>40325532
the girls dont know themselves

not that guy but i literally had a chick a few weeks back tell me she hates me and that i'm the biggest douche ever then she asks for the d, so i fuck the shit out her, then she wants to cuddle and hang out next day im the asshole again

>>40296939
HOW TO INTO ARYAN SUPERSOLDIER MODE

>>40325499
What the fuck? Is this supposed to go some where? Snide? wat

>>40323817
Throw all these gay ass "rules" about girls you think you should follow out the window. Being attractive is more than looks shes attracted to you enough to cheat on her bf for her own reasons...cut that bullshit about grils contemplating on cheating they know damn well what they want its up to you to see it and take charge.

Girls do not think with their heads they think with their hearts/feelings...if they feel like cheating for whatever reason theyll cheat with little logic behind it.

In this way all girls are the same just like how guys in some ways are all the same

This board really is full of teenagers that can't even maintain a relationship because living 95% of their lives as insecure beta now makes them unable to handle female attention.

My housemate at Uni was Chad.
He fucked my hs gf in his room WHILE THEY NEW I WAS IN MINE
I was distraught.
Then he took me under his wing.
Before I graduated (he was older but didn't focus on study so was six to eight month behind) his """gift""" to me was setting up an opportunity to meet-up/bang my hs xgf.
And rather than get angry, I just sort of thought "Hm, yeah okay. Could be fun..."
I think he sensed something in how I responded because he gave a wry smirk and gently nodded.
We and an African Chad banged her the next evening afterparty.

These days I can barely remember her name. Haven't seen her for years but heard she's doing okay, so that's nice. But I'll never forget those three years of Chad training and all the ups, downs, stds, and great connections we made.

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>>40303724
>pierced nipples

>>40322996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKdJ6DnPhzk

>>40321201
''wah im too poor for the rich people and too rich for the poor people''
why dont you leave the house and make some middleclass friends like a fucking normal person, and not just be friends with people that ''your dad set you up with'' like what the fuck? make some normal friends at a workplace

>tfw can never have a conversation with a girl other than boring small talk

Fuck bros I just wanna say "wanna fuck" and get it over with. Fuck this game shit. I'm way too simple and straightforward

>>40296852

plz post bigger version of this pic

>>40325918
He's saying ur is giganormass fagg

>>40324795
Iktfb. I have met two guys who have the oneitis for current gf. One of them has refused to talk to her or attend anything that she'll be at since she brought me along to an event he was performing at. The other is even worse, and just sends her fedora tier messages like "Saw you today young lady, you looked like you had something on your mind. Want to share your feelings?"

Reminds me of a story about the second guy she told me from before I was with her actually:
>Orbiter 2 asked her along to a "group event" that he'd apparently arranged, to watch a film that with some mutual friends of theirs.
>She turned up, and it was literally just him, he'd lied about inviting the other people at all.
>He kept demanding he pay for things for her, until she physically stopped him and told him that it wasn't a date, to which he replied "oh, isn't it?".
>She ended up leaving because she felt so uncomfortable.

I met the guy once, and he was exactly what you'd expect from hearing that story. He seemed really twitchy/aggressive despite me being really friendly and chill when I introduced myself to him.

I have got a lingering fear that he'll go full school shooter at some point though.

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>>40296939
If they were taller they could join a space marine chapter.

>>40303724
You did good anon

>>40316112
>Are Chads genuinely friendly and likeable or not
Honestly the Chads I hung out with were pretty nice. They're just a bit loud.

>>40323678
Finnish abbreviation for "regards"

t. Not Finn but used to browse /int/

>>40322888
this

Who the fuck are these guys?

>>40325091
>no true chad fallacy

This needs to be shooped into that picture of logical fallacies that fags post

>>40325701
I'm fully convinced that girls' wiring is so fucked, you could use their shirt as a napkin and they'd find it sexy. The best late night booty calls I get is when I text a girl "hey fuck off for a bit" at like 6 and then call her at midnight while she stayed at home.

I know I'm preaching to the choir here, but it shocks me that the best move is just the inverse of what you think you should do as a decent person

>>40313597

that's Chad and Brad

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>>40296852
>trying to gain more weight and become bearmode
>force multiple large pizzas and a 12 pack of beer down me every day and only do a few curls I still can't gain weight meanwhile anon autistically counts macros and does compound lifts and gains a ton of weight with ease

>>40296852
>