sexual health

>>40293641
helicopter dick

>>40293641
2 dicks 1 chick. You just got jew'd friendo.

>>40293641
How do I make my erection last longer and harder? Currently my dick loses erection within 5 seconds max. Before I can even penetrate the chick. Exercises and medicines?

>>40293641
If you're doing it with GF, make sure you dont plan to marry this one.

>>40293641
lol you fucking cuck, i bet you will only watch and let the bull fuck her

>>40293689
To get an erect dick you need the following:
1) working veno-occlusive mechanism - this is the thing that keeps blood from leaving your dick so pressure rises -> hard
2) Working arterial system. This ensures bloodflow to dick
3) Working brain/nerves so your exited mind can trigger a boner
4) Testosterone so you can get exited
and 5) Psyke - if you are anxious etc your brain won't let you get a boner.

If you have morning wood regularly, it's not 1-4 and you have a psychological problem blocking your boner.
If you do not have morning wood, it's 1-4 + maybe 5 in addition.
If you are old: cardiovascular disease is a likely cause.
If you are on antidepressants or similar or have a neurological illness, that is the likely cause.
Low test is rarely the cause.

What to do depends on the cause.

>>40293641
Dump her and just fuck him

>>40294026
>tfw you have to constantly change positions when sleeping cause your 7inch wood gets in the way

>>40293641
I'm 21 and have never even held hands with a girl

Wat do

>>40293641
>mmf
>hetero

Pick 0.

>>40294026
I think it's 5. But it wouldn't hurt working out those muscles. Know any routine?

>>40293641
That sounds hot, but why is there a f? Why not just mmm threesome?

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>>40293641
What sups do you take for sexual health?

I'm taking
>Maca
>longjack
>Horny goat weed
>tribulus
>yohimbine

And I can't seem to get hard.

>>40294113
Stop watching porn, stop masturbating.

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I took this down last night. While her face wasn't bad, I assumed she had some weight, with body type listed as "average" and no pics of her body.

>get there about 7, she's smoking cigs
>offers me a beer puts on Netflix shit
>on NOFAP day 6, desperate to bust a nut so I make a move
>pressing my body into her apple- on- top- of- a- pear shaped body, making out and removing clothes
>get nakey, start to shiggy
>she gets on top after a bit of "missionary for the sole purpose of procreation"
>she chums, rather audibly
>turn her over, hit from behind
>have trouble staying in due to her thighs and ass being 2-3 times mine
>imagine fitfu, finally bust into condom
>get dressed, take condom with me and leave by 7:29
>drive an hour back home

Don't bang fatties.

>>40294126
I'm on day 7 of nofap no porn...Haven't seen any results yet

>>40294202
I think it's mostly a mental thing, the amount of test changes can't be that significant over such a short time

>>40293641
Slap his ass when you swap out.

>>40294133
>she chums
dead

>>40293689
Stop using condoms

Cardio + kegels.

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>27
>just developed a foot fetish
Why?

>>40294933
Got any other bad ideas?

>>40294202
>>40294829
it's all mental and porn is really the issue. takes a lot longer than 7 days to undo years or porn, but just keep at it.

5 inch long dick exactly 6 inch girth exactly how bad is this bros?

>>40294039
My 8' has never given me that problem so I think your lieing. Though I have been told I'm a restless sleeper... maybe that's why but I doubt it.

>>40295164
I like to sleep on my stomach

>>40294031
This. Why spoil something special with a roastie?

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will cardio make me last longer?

>>40294202
It can take a very long time to reset, so don't get discouraged

My dick gets sad when I use condoms. What do? Not that sex doesn't feel nearly as great, I also can't really seem to stay hard which I never have problems with when going raw

>>40295164
Your penis is 8 feet long?

>>40295330
>get ultra thin ones
>Open two of them for one session
>At some point in the beginning, remove condom #1
>then when close, say you wanna switch positions
>slip condom back on
>bust
Literally foolproof

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We're on a chan full of virgins but there's still not a single guide "how into sex"

>>40295330
I dont see a problem in that. My dick goes flat with condoms. I used them a couple of times always the same thing instant death to boner. Fck dat mate

Whats the best way to stop jerking off/watching porn.

>>40293641
Arnold looks like he feel really good being that big probably in his mid late 20s here.

>>40295499
You probably need larger condoms mate. You can calculate what condom size you need on some websites

>>40294202
I started NoFap and was doing well. But I had the fucking biggest wet dream on night 4 and came more than I have from sex in years.

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>tfw the backside of your ballsack has been uncomfortable for almost a year now
>doctor says it's not prostatis but just pain from straining too hard at gym
>tfw I haven't had a good fap session in forever
>tfw the heavy hitters in my porn stash aren't working either

Are my nuts dying?

>>40294991
You're becoming a man Johnny

>mmf
>hetero
shiggy diggy

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I might have sex for the second time in my life on thursday. Will an actual good experience undo the damage done by my awful first time?

How to beat PE.

Yeah I know the usual shit, jack off first, wear a rubber, but I want a long term thing.

>>40295692
Have more sex.
After I received a gf & daily sex I started to last for much longer.

>>40295640
I bet almost everyone had an awful first time, you'll get over it.

>>40295508
Keep yourself busy with other things like hobbies or socializing. Watching porn or fapping out of boredom is a thing.

>>40295734
I've had multiple girlfriends. My last one, i started out with loads of stamina, used to make her cum like, 8 times per session. During our three year relationship my stamina became so bad she no longer enjoyed sex.

>>40295692

Kegels

>>40294048
Go out somewhere, friend's birthday, some sort of celebration, group training, whatever. Don't look out for girls. Work on your talking game with friends or mates. When a girl shows up for some reason on your day , play it cool,talk with her as if you know her since forever. Keep trying but never stick to one girl.
Consider that the first 1 to 15 girls you meet may not like you, that is normal, and you are 21 so no hurries.
In the worst case scenario , you will experience more with woman interaction and will be one step closer to holding hands.
Godspeed.

>>40295770
I used kegels, made it worse. left it a while and it got better. Then i tried reverse kegels instead. Got worse again.

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How does I into high test?

>>40295388
yeah
i-i t-t-thought thats average??

My gf may be preggo.
I'm 21 and losing it over it.
Only relief from the nervousness is working out.
Had good results and body seems to be toning somehow, but my sleep is fucked.
What do?
Don't want to be a father yet, and really want to break up with her. There have been 3 scares so far in a 3 years relationship and the sex is not that good at all.

>>40295919
Slip plan b into her food or accidentally knock her down a flight of stairs, idk what you want besides doing the talking with her about it, ya dingus

If I've been fapping for 5 year 5 times + a week, can i get dick gains if I stop fapping for lets say a week or month?

>>40293641
>mmf

Faggot.

>TFW the only guys interested in you are fat
>TFW your best friend starts hitting on you but he's fat too
>TFW you can't get any dates because all the hot guys are taken
>TFW I can't fuck someone's reading list so I get called shallow for rejecting fats

>>40293641
Yeah, don't pull out of her ass too quick. Also spit roast her.

>>40294991
Truly the patrician fetish

>>40294097
Kegels help also doing some cardio will make you do better in general. It should help your psyche doing those things (e.g. "I did some kegels this week and I ran 10 km fast and easy. Performance wise, I am really ready to give my partner great sex.")

>>40296435
Help one get jacked

>>40295765
Fuck the same thing happened to me. Idk what happened

>>40296435
Find one who is working on it.
Or someone you can push into fitness

>>40294133

Nofap is good for breaking a masturbation addiction, but don't ever try and make a rational decision when your dick is in control of you. Always fap before something like that, then you'll look at her and realize what a terrible idea it is.

Hopeful you've learned not to just not bang fatties, but to think before you act.

Why is the head of my dick so sensitive?

It doesn't exactly hurt when I touch it but it just feels hypersensitive and uncomfortable when I do.

Anyone have a similar problem?

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>>40297196
Its meant to be that way

>>40297196
yes

i dont have a solution

if i beat off with lube and rub my head to cum after i do it gets super sensitive and unpleasant to rub anymore

>>40297026
Guys are sensitive about that sort of thing, and fatties tend to relapse.

I tried to do that recently, basically, but he kept showing up at my house with "treats" cause he was "so stressed". Stopped seeing him when he started regaining weight.

>>40297090
But how do you hit on guys at the gym?

>>40297274
Don't bullshit me senpai! How do people without foreskin walk around without being in constant discomfort if that's the case?

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>>40297176
Yeah I just wanted to jerk off less. Don't regret it too much, I dated a fatty for 2 years in college but kinda wish id hold higher standards, since I'm slowly getting back to my sophomore year level of fitness. I just wanna bench 215 for reps again, man. Struggle with body weight now. I do think pic relayed applied to me though, in a way. I feel less motivated to work on myself when I'm in a relationship, now that I'm single been out of college for almost 2 years I'm applying to law school and hoping to get fucking joocy again. As our great Lord and savior Zyzz once said, we're all gonna make it brah

>>40294991

location of neurons directing foot control and location of sexual arousal center in brain are very close. extremely common for the neurons to compete for space and experience overlap, resulting in development of foot fetish

or maybe you're a fucking weird piece of shit

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how to lose virginity?

>>40297559
>Krillin
>Weak Bitch

bitches don't know bout my destructo dick

>>40294039
If you have to lie on the internet at least make it crédible bruhhh
I have an 8 inch never had that problem

>>40297391
Because it gets desensitized rubbing against jeans all day, as well as the actual circumcision destroying many of the nerves in the penis

>>40297734
I hate it when my cocks get wrapped around each other when I roll over onto my side

>>40295824
Good advise or you know if you are a virgin and get it out of the way a hiker may be what you need.

>>40297705
It's true desu
Krillin got hurt by a bullet recently, started training again. 18 is definitely a femmdom and definitely fucked 17 at some point, probably right before he got absorbed by cell

>>40297750
The Destructo Disc is the most deadly attack in the fucking series. It makes arc villains shit themselves.

Krillin is a fucking insane beast. He's just lazy and doesn't apply himself.

Also by your own autism logic 18 shouldn't kill gains because she's a robot, not a real woman.

>Want to do gf all the time to the point it annoys her
>Start hitting the gym
>No longer horny for gf at all, sex seems like a chore, I'd rather have a quick fap that spend an hour on sex
>Gf feels no longer desired
What do

>>40297804
I don't think you have a gf or go to the gym

get off the computer

>>40293641
This shit's fun. Find you a nasty one who likes getting DPed.

>>40297817
Wrong.

>>40297772
>krillins destructo disc could hurt goku black
>krillins destructo disc could hurt cell
>krillins destructo disc could hurt vegeta, goku, gohan, other high fighters at current
His power level is too low, bub. It's like you trying to dead lift 2pl8, just can't happen

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>>40293641
Hey I need some advice here

>go to uni in other state
>have gf for two yrs there
>she graduates a semester before me
>she lives 4 hours away
>stay together over the summer and following semester
>finally graduate
>don't move to her area
>she gets pissed
>past month has been not great
>small fights that don't seem to be resolved
>she's still unhappy that I didn't move to her area

I am not sure where to go with this from here, the first year and a half of our relationship was great but we have been having strange small arguments for a while now. What do?

>>40297866
>live 4 hours away
If you don't move in with her, or plan to within 2 months, break it off. You'll be happier in the end. I know from experience desu

>>40297866
>4 hours
Lost cause.
I live 2 hours away from my gf, we each commute 1 hours to see each other, and it's still a pain in the ass that strains the relationship.

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>>40297894
Yeah I have thought about doing that, I think the good times we had in the past are holding me back though.

>>40297864
oh I fucking forgot Cell shrugged off a direct hit nm.

>>40297804
I'm in the same boat
For me it was just talking to my girl
Activate her or have an emotional/intimate conversation with her before
If that doesn't work spend less resources on her by not taking her out for dinner, movies, etc.

>>40295267
If you mean that you can have sex for longer periods of time then, Yes.
If you're worried about premature ejaculation you could just train your pc muscle through various exercises.

>>40294084
>>40295629
what I mean by hetero is im not fucking the guy, I know it isn't full hetero but it isnt exactly gay

>>40297292
You could start by plz b Minneapolis

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>>40295519
I think this might have been early 70s before he really started to lean out, dude really was the greatest

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Just lost my kiss virginity ( 25yo) a few months ago, she "cucked" me the week after lmao , but ever since nothing.
How do i kiss brahs?

>>40295848
You're meant to do both.

When you're about to cum, reverse kegel as hard as you can. Once you've trained enough you'll be able to stop yourself from busting.

Worked for me anyway., took 1 month of kegel sessions once a day.

>>40298605
lol no, even better - Texas

>>40293728
Bull? What the fuck?

>>40297176
Bro jacking off isn't just going to convince you not to bang fatties. It's going to convince you not to bang ANY slut.

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>>40294991
>feet
disgusting

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>>40293641
>Two exposed boners in the same space, entering the same holes
>Hetero

Need help with lasting longer, I last maybe 15-20 minutes and want to go more. Can anyone recommend anything that worked for them? I have semi regular sex with gf but she has low sex drive so we fuck maybe weekles/fortnightly.

>>40293641
>mmf
Is this some cucking related troll? Why would anyone do that?

>>>/adv/

I'm 20 years old, slept with somewhere over 30 women.

I don't know how to stop, nor do I know if it's worth it. I'm scared of commited, my ex cheated on me with my best friend. Now that i'm both well off and decently /fit/ I can't stop fucking hoes.

>>40295919
Vitamin C my nigga

get that bitch on GOOJAD (Gallon of OJ a Day) and feed her multi vitamins out the ass.

Now if this doesn't work right way, you better not be a fucking deadbeat you faggot.

>>40293641
>MMF threesome
>Hetero
Top Kek, don't forget to bring your squat plug with you.

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do any of those test supplements you buy at the store actually work

>>40295919
i wonder how you could have prevented this you dumb fuck

>>40301122
not unless you're at the steroid store

if they really worked, you'd need a prescription to buy them. All supplements are shams except for a small handful that do so little it's only noticeable if you conduct a massive study.

>>40293641

>mmf
>hetero

Ok

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>>40297903
>>40297894
>>40297866

Update:
>talk on phone about unresolved arguments and problems
>she said she will likely for a long time be a little bitter about me not moving to her area
>still don't resolve problems, just understand them more clearly
>still don't feel great about us
Is this the end of this one? How do I handle this?

>>40301323
You should at least considered moving or she should have moved to you...seriously, cmon..

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>>40301376
She graduated before me and did not apply for anything in my area. I applied to jobs in her area when I graduated and was not contacted. Then she proceeds to still be angry at me for not living near her when she didn't try to live near me after she graduated.

>>40295919
use proper contraception next time you white trash piece of shit,also congratulations on ruining your fucking life you degenerate

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>>40300375
>>40301084
>>40301181
YOU FUCKERS I MEAN BY HETERO IM NOT FUCKING THE MALE

>>40300431
The guy is one of my buddies, the girl is my ex from ages ago. He's done all the sorting out so the way I see it I get a free fuck without having to tune this girl because she's boring af, plus might be cool to expand sexual experience

>>40301323
get the fuck out now, right now, for the sake of both of you

>>40293641
how do i convince my girlfriend to have sex with me we are both virgins

>>40302128
she probably doesn't want your cock in her greasy vagina, so my advice is to break up with her and get a gymbro

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>>40302036
>YOU FUCKERS I MEAN BY HETERO IM NOT FUCKING THE MALE

So he's fucking you? That's even gayer

>>40301507
Tell her you feel like it's a double standard, how hard does this have to be?

>>40298460
You tell yourself that.

How do you make girls cum, that apparently never came from someone else and can't make themselves cum by hand (only by vibrator)?

I believe it's related to them being chubby and thus uncomfortable with themselves.

So what's the plan? You literally try everything you can for like 30 min? Do you do that every time?
Someone explain.

>>40294133
Shame, cute face.

also wtf is chums? Farts?? I can't keep up with the youth speak these days

>>40302550
clitoral stimulation

>>40302697
How can I make some cum by clitoral stimulation if they themselves can't even do it?

Apparently others have tried and noone was able to do it.

>>40302711
They're just saying that so your ego doesn't get the tough love it needs.
You suck at sex and need to git gud

>>40302726
I haven't even fucked her yet you autist. She is literally telling me this shit.

>>40302737
She's already identified you as the beta cuck then and is mentally preparing you to accept her need for a bull as you are inadequate

>>40302550
Two things
1.She's got a numbed pussy from vibrator use
2.She's so comfortable with getting herself off that she can't let go and be comfortable with someone else enough to have an orgasm with someone else.

Make her go without the vibrator for a month or forever and not masturbate for two months. Tease her constantly, do tons of foreplay, and keep her on edge but never finish or allow her to finish herself.
Reassure her, openly lust after her, or help her do something that will make her see herself as desirable ie exercise.
I also suggest loving tender surprise rape.

>>40293641
>scheduling a sexual run-in
>having a mmf
>not gay
lad

>>40302753
It's only in the morning and you are already shitposting

>>40302778
So you will think the emotional connection will eventually make her comfortable enough to truly receive?

That sounds like a solid theory.

>>40302806
Yes.
Oh and she's going to have to give up the toy and shlicking for a while. The vibrator causes numbness of the vagina and constant use of it and only getting off from it makes her see that and the relative emotional safety of "self-love" as her only form of sexual release.

>>40302817
That sounds pretty intense. Never knew there is so much behind it.

Alright anon, I will keep that in mind. Interested to see if that works. Thanks for your input.

>>40296435
All hot guys aren't taken,they're just not attracted to some fat whore like you so stop begging for attention on some anonymous forum.Tell ur friend ur not into his fat lazy ass,no one cares about ur "muh problems amirite"

question to properly /fit/ and healthy, sexually viril young men:

First, I am a fat chick. Not obese or anything, somewhere between "thicc" and "chubby" but aside from those stupid ass labels the fact is that I am a fat chick. I am not /fit/ and that is gross. Finally, the question is:

Do/have you ever somehow found yourselves attracted to someone whose lack of will and determination show on their physical body, and if so, how/what do you find it attractive?

I hate my new disgusting body. I miss my old body. People seem to like me this way. Most people, but no you, /fit/. You're better than them. Tell me the truth. Explain. Please.

>>40302806
Yes to shitposting, though it's 6pm here.

For serious response the other anon is right, basically the female version of death grip for us. We squeeze the shit out of our cocks then wonder why a soft pussy can't get us off, they hammer themselves too hard with vibrating dong and the real non-vibrating thing isn't enough. Also women tend to be hugely mentally driven sexually rather than physically/visually. Get some A grade dirty talk/teasing done to get her mind a flutter and comfortable with you and you might have hope. Don't focus on getting the big O and it'll come easier for her than a huge focus on you getting her off. Make it a journey rather than destination

>>40295919
Grow up and take care of this children.

>>40302512
no dick in no man = no gay

I mean technically its a little >no homo but thats fine the other guy is a friend

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>>40302789

>>40302858
> attracted to someone whose lack of will and determination show on their physical body
Never, it is horrible and an active turn off.
Have some self respect and sort yourself out, you are already saying you're fat so others can see you are physically unattractive and mentally self repulsed. How the fuck are we gonna want you if you even know you aren't desirable.

> I hate my new disgusting body. I miss my old body.
Looky here, before I even read that line I had typed the above. It is clear you are fat and lack self worth. Fix this and you have self belief and you become hot getting there.
Guys are dominantly visual/physical creatures. Sad fact for fat girls but unless we are full of self loathing, drunk and have no standards or a top wing man doing it for a mate we flat out do not find fatties desirable (excepting fetish guys, but fuck them)

>>40302882
thank you, I know this is the case. I do not know how I've let myself get this bad. I keep not doing anything about it. Ugh. Absolute disgust.

>>40302954
people like you more because it's easier to look down on you. people don't want to change so they want friends who don't intimidate them and challenge their excuses for their shitty bodies

>>40302858
You have to understand that A) attraction is more than just physical appearance, and B) while A is true there's a lot of physical appearance involved.

My wife is fat - just on the cusp of obese actually - and for me, someone who isn't used to dating fat women, I find it a mild struggle. Thing is, I love her, and I want to support her on the way to good health while also being with her.

Also she has a beautiful face despite the fat and she's blonde with blue eyes. I've never even touched a fat woman sexually unless she's blonde with blue eyes, I'd do anything for one of those

>>40302858
>>40302954
It's never a turn on except for people who had some weird ass experiences as a child that programmed to like fat chicks.

When it comes down to it if you live in the western world and don't have to worry about famine or anything like that you have total control over your body dietary and exercise wise. Hence if you're unhealthily fat it's only your weakness to blame, not sure who can be attracted to that.

>>40295734
>I received a gf

>>40302483
How does someone even find gymbros to date outside of the gym, though

>>40302711
If she can come with a vibrator she can come from you eating her out.

Get better at it then ask.

>>40302954
Men hate fat chicks. As far as i can tell, men only get with them cause they're "safe" but cheat constantly with anyone they think is hotter.

True story, if you get hot you'll get beta orbiters who "already have a gf" but "would bang you in a second" cause you're "so hot". Not even kidding.

Stop being fat and the world will like you more, your enablers will like you less, and you'll be happier probably. Or just not as miserable.

What's up with all those sexual male enhancement that came up recently in America?
>Fire red ant pills
>black rhino pills
>etc

>>40302632
I meant cums, but didn't fix my phone posting desu

>>40302864
Had the talk yesterday, things went pretty well gotta admit.
Plans made already and everything should be ok if my timing is right (she finishing her internship on the state area,and I'm about to graduate as a teacher by years end). The only problem would be her family fucking something up.
By Sunday I should know the definitive answer. But if you are curious , I'm going to take responsibility.
Fuck you all gaylords.

>>40307474
I met a FWB on Tinder and got her pregnant. We've been living together ever since and will have the baby next month. I hate my life and wish I did not have to face this responsibility.

Good luck.

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>>40294026
>Psyke

>>40307503
Good luck to you too anon, I'm sure that most /fit/ posters would be great dad material would they not be spaghetti abominations with girls.