>He dosen't do KETO

I do piana keto bro

>>40293638
I'm glad you have seen the light my son

>tfw when trying to do keto and <1000cal at the same time

>>40293635
>he doesn´t do intermittent GOMAD KETO
Never gonna make it, taintlet.

>>40294199
Eat more steak

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He doesn't chew mastic gum

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>>40294223
holy shit hahaha tell me you're not the guy in the pic actually posting yourself? jesus christ the delusion is off the charts. anyone can show a jawline with lighting + twisting their neck all the way like that. you are ugly mate

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>>40294277
Post your body, I bet you don't look half this good.

>>40294217
No steak where I work (free food) just a piece of pork or beef in some weird fatty sauce

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>>40294223
withered nightfallen mode

>>40294287
good b8 I fell for it. feel sorry for the guy in those pics though

>>40294289
Yeah that is a problem with keto. Pretty damn expensive, especially if you don't want to eat the exact same 2 things literally all the time.

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>>40294302
No that's just Alex. He posts in like every thread about his jaw to hide the fact that he legit looks like the hero of kavach

>>40294344
wtf that's not the hero of Kvatch, that's the adoring fan

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>>40294357
Everyone is a fan of this jaw. Don't be mad that mastic gum actually works

>>40294314
Our food money doesnt move from day to day and can only be used in the cantina. Where all is potatoes or pasta.

>>40294381
Nice jaw anon
but those fucking ears though

>>40294381
>high elf mode

>>40294381
>>40294287
>>40294223

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

11/10

KEEEP IT UP BOYS

>>40293635
>Doing keto with an active lifestyle

Yeah nah. Enjoy your no gains tho

>>40294287
Does he even lift?

>>40294423
>he doesnt do 36eggs a day
Hahaha

>>40294289
What are you? A fat? Just because it's free doesn't mean it goes into your mouth.

Carb cycling is where it's at.

>>40294423
>active lifestyle
>needs carbs regularly to even walk
you are a pathetic cuck with zero discipline

>>40294314
I don't mind eating the same thing every night. I only eat once a day and I make it good. 400g ribeye, 600g lamb chops, 100g cheese, 2 eggs. And glass of red wine.

I spend about $25 a day on food, all home cooked.

>>40294443
Yeah except I box 2x a week, run 3x a week and lift 3x a week.

Again, enjoy your no gains.

>>40294460
Where all the veggies at though?

>>40294287
What's with the elf ear?

>>40294638
No vegetables. Only death. Zerocarb.

I haven't eaten fiber in months. Poop and lipid panel are just fine, thank you for asking.

>>40294663
My perfect jaw just makes my ears look more distinguished. It's an optical illusion

>>40294512
Excuses to stay with your shit diet. Eat shit.

>>40294199
I believe you can eat maintenance on keto and still lose fat.

Can I do keto eating nothing but eggs, bacon, sausage, cheese, and tuna/sardines?

I dont like meat.

>>40294872
I'll give you some meat you'll like ;)

>>40294690
Yes, all the damn vegetables and whole wheat pasta are going straight to my hips.

>>40294440
I only eat that and a cup of bone broth(breakfast) a day, and its 200cal-500cal dinner. Yes I also get a salad.

I use the rest of my "allowance" on water bottles

>>40294872
>I don't like meat
>eggs, bacon, sausage, and tuna/sardines?

????