>"meanwhile in /fit/ mansion.."

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>tfw can afford a mansion but still doesn't have a home gym or a gf

>>40290766
>"seriously who the fuck took all my milk??"

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>>40290766
>"Thanks brah, i made it."

>>40290847
>AWAKEN MY MASTERS

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>>40290766
>The new squat rack doesn't have an ashtray

>>40290766
Where is regular Piana?

>lift? why would i do that? i am wealthy enough to pay others to lift for me

"Guys, anyone have seen my squat plug?
-Yeah im using it right now, do you mind?
-Its cool brah, enjoy"

>>40290766
>Who the fuck keeps taking my scoops!? I mean I know a lot of us live together but at least don't take all of my scoops! It's always Jake who keeps doing this.

>>40290766
>meanwhile in /fit/ mansion
>1 man lives all alone and still goes to the public gym to not feel lonely

Did one of you faggots suck me off again whilst I was sleeping? You know I need those gains for myself.

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>>40290821
>2017
>drinking milk

Umad

The backyard is exclusively for skateboard squats lads, no funny business.

L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

Guys rerack your weights after ur done
>I can't be the only one doing this

good thread

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>>40292767
>Which FUCKING dyel has been touching my silky threads!?

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>>40292798
have at ye!

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>>40292808
Fuck I'm sorry! You can bench where ever you want!

>>40292539
actually it's GOMAD

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>>40292812
Nah, it's okay man, that was a lovely round of sparring. You're an allright dude, let's grab a pint someday.

>"dude guys I bought Pana to scream for eight hours straight in the gym"

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>>40292820
Good idea leatherhead, let's go after we hit the showers

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>see QT maid
>walk up to her
>"Are you a botanist? Because I have a large bone you need to examine."
>she looks at me weird
>realize my mistake
>been stuck inside my room on /fit/ all day

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Guys I need help quick!
>sitting in my room
>someone randomly enters
>they're wearing some sort of bodyweight harness or something
>thinking he's probably lost, I inform him that his group is two more doors down
>he gets indignant, we get in a fight and he won't get up
What do?

>>40292854
WHAT THE HELL BRO YOU FUCKED UP. THAT'S THE BOSS OF THIS GYM!

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>>40292882
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit how was I meant to know?

>>40292832
>>40292854
>>40292895

>No Homo®

>>40290766

>"we're running low on sips, place the amazon order"

>>40292004
underrated

>>40292529
Come suck it back out of me

[spoiler]no homo[/spoiler]

>>40294166
Just had to lower myself to drink a low-carb sip instead of an aryan white sip this morning, feels like I cheated on my mentor t b h

>>40290766
>tfw the magic gains saver thing that goes up and comes back down broke
>I live in the top floor Made It Penthouse Suite
>haven't been to my room in weeks

Guys I need to go to my room but I don't want to lose my gains going up the stairs, I don't want to go back to the DYEL wing pls help

Who left this dildo in the hallway?

>>40290766
>tfw no thicc wide hipped statues around the house

Shut the fuck up you guys I'm trying to masturbate in here

>>40294551
need a hand? :^)

If anybody needs me I'll be giving advice to some other dyel's in the corner while pretending I know what I'm talking about.

>>40294551
Oh i'm sorry

>>40294679
Kek

>"who activated my almonds while I was gone?"

>>40292833
Kek underrated

>>40294398
Should have done rope climbs to prepare for a broken elevator
>tfw you're the only one with functional strength
>tfw you're the only one shaped like a fridge

The first 500lb shipment of oats has arrived
>squat plugs are backordered

fight breaks out in the weight room when trapy shows ups
>shaker cups and shit stained compression shorts rain down over the curl racks.

>>40295527
>walk in kitchen
>empty milk jugs stacked sky high
>drawers full of raw oats (not inside if bag)
>jeff seid taking cookies out if the oven
>natty 5% anthem blasting out of the speakers

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>go do cardio
>The elliptical trainer is out of gas again
I hate living here

>>40295608
> open drawer for spoon
>thousands of used syringes

>>40295608
>Rich Piana comes in to kitchen
>screams at Jeff "HOW MANY SCOOPS ARE IN EACH COOKIE?"

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>anyone seen my basketball shorts? I need to go lift.

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>mfw when it's cutting season and this is all I see out by the pool

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"Guysssssss, the /pol/tards escaped their timeout room again!"

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>>40290821

>"hey guys, milkman's here, somebody get the door"

>>40292539
>μL of milk a day

never gonna make it

I just started CT, do I really need to do this shit for a month? when does this "fitness" get good again?

>>40292529
It was the gains goblin, I think I saw I'm out back behind the dumpster selling OG Jack3d by the scoop.

>>40292833
>That feel when no qt3.14 maid to clean up your cum stained socks.

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>The manlet pit hasn't been cleaned in months

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>>40295965

Daily remainder that green on silver under armour hoodies must have the owner's name stitched on them.
We had 3 misplacement reports last winter guys , come on.

>>40295965
I thought they were using the swimming pool as a manlet pit during the winter.
That's why they removed the stairs.

>>40290766
>Who the fuck bought bread?

>>40296067
fuck you bread is AWESOME

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Hello I'm new here, I just moved from London. Ummm.. where are the treadmills? And why does it smell like sour milk?

>>40290766
Zyzz statue just talked to me, WE ARE ALL GONNA MAKE IT!

>>40295587
>>40296067
>>40296081
>fight over trappy spills into the kitchen
>Someone gets raped by a French loaf

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>ywn live with a bunch of /fit/bros in a secluded mansion, training and eating all day like gladiators at a ludus
>ywn have a bearmode house cook who makes great powerfeasts, so you and your bros eat like einherjar in Valhalla every night after a long day of training
>ywn go cocoonmode with a bunch of bros and emerge from the mansion as living gods

>>40295713
Kek

>>40296237
t-t-tits or get-get the fuck out...

>>40296067
I did. I got some whiskey and beer while I was at it

>>40296362
you missed out the constant gang bangs and orgies nohomo

>>40296362
:(

>>40296874
you have brought shame upon yourself and this house with these empty calories. As a consequence your gains privileges have been revoked for the next month!

>>40295883
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN

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>hey boys, I'm making some protein cookies.
>who wants to lick the spoon?

>>40296362
>no fap
>starts getting horny looking at other /fit/bro's glutes in the showers.
>N-No homo..

>tfw you will always lift alone in your homegym
>tfw you will never have at least one gymbro
>tfw no competition
>tfw low drive to lift
I stil do it but the love is gone

>wake up
>eat pre-workout meal
>workout
>go to my room and drink protein shake from secret stash i stole from pantry
>proceed to community computer room
>shit post on /fit/ in the /fit/ mansion
>return to room
>go to bed

>>40298076
B U I L T F O R
R
E
A
D
I
N
G

>>40298076
D-don't test me.

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>wake up
>go down a flight of stairs
>trip on a skateboard
>get paralyzed
>somebody feels me up while I'm crying for help

t-thanks /fit/

>>40296362
>ywn have this much autism

>"alright you cunts, who let those gains goblins in the manlet pit again?"

>>40299384
Someone tossed in a 5 gallon jug of olive oil and it turned into manlet orgy pit. The gains goblin is just there for the leftovers.

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>>40296883
>tfw no harem of effete boys to complete the Grecian experience

gay sex

>>40295965

We must wait until they devour each other and only one remains. He will be the strongest.

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>>40291927

>>40300828
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

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>open kitchen door

C-can someone spot me? I'm about to squat a hard attempt... but my legs are feeling weak today and I need help if I can't get off the sticking point.

>>40301382
>TRAPPY GET OUT

>>40301382
oh god fuck off

>>40295728
oh my god lmao

>>40298126
mmm breading

>>40294646
kek

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Soup's on!

>>40294296
Okay, but only if you say "Please, daddy".

>>40295802
>>40295810
Wheezing kek

>>40302595
Fuck. Yes.

>>40295143
>who keeps deactivating my almonds?

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>Cookies are ready!

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>I need the biggest monster zero ultra shipment you have
>no that's too big

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>>40302714
>finish prepping the bull
>go outside to the cuckshed
>Its completely packed with Sips™

>>40302595
how can the dude on the left even see

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>>40292477

Jake here,

Stop leaving your fucking shake bottles in the shower and i'all leave your scoops

> Only 3 scoops

>>40301382
>why is the curl rack full of spaghetti

>>40295103
our daddy told us not to be ashamed of our dicks

I'm going to be doing naked squats whether anyone wants me to or not.

I've lifted too long in my home gym, I got used to what I got used to. Deal with it

>>40303698
at least use a squat plug, no one wants to see that hell hole

>>40296051
Underrated

>>40296362
It's called boot camp. Try enlisting.

Which one of you faggots tried to activate your almonds in the Jacuzzi?

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>>40295103
Sorry for what?

EY WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE HAVING FOR DINNER?

Who let Jason out from his cage? He keeps slap boxing people and shitting on the floor

>>40303981
Still on backorder

>>40301382
k y s

>>40295965
>tfw you have no backyard pit of mantels to feed bread crumbs and watch them while sipping tea afternoon tea.

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>>40307414

>>40300828
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFPTT*

>>40300828
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>40302902
taoist magic

>>40300828

AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40300828
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40300828
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>40302881
Howling desu lad

>>40309799
>the protein farts guy keeps shitting up the place

>tfw we run out of fresh twinks

When does the next shipment arrive?

Please, stop using my foam roller as a bathmate.

>>40311934
We bundled them with the shipment of 24count cases of Monster Zero Ultra, probably in the next two or three days.

>>40295802
Fuck you. You made me laugh so much I started coughing up flem.

>>40290766
Our neighbors at /r9k/ mansion need to stop reeing so loud.

>>40290766
>"yeah, take me now bro! Suck that big hard meatcock boy! Bend over and blow me, boy! 18 naked cowboys in the showers at /fit/ mansion!"

>>40300828
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>40307414
>power outage after winter blizzard in /fit/ mansion
>generator starts to fail
>lights starts to shut off one by one, blanketing the house in pitch black darkness
>yfw you hear the alarm from JG's containment cell and manlet pit ring
>suddenly, from the darkness, a voice echoes
>"Like I said...You have the lower body and you have no upper body, you got a problem building...wait a minute. You have the upper body, and you have no legs, you got a problem building your legs. You have the upper...you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, the upper body, it is easier to build. So if you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, it is easier to build the upper body. You have the upper body and you don't have the legs, you got a problem building the lower body... No, you don't understand. You have the upper body, but you don't have the lower body, you got a problem building downstairs. You got the up- legs on the bottom, it is easier to build on the top, so you don't have much as a problem. Yeah."
>all of /fit/ mansion inhabitants simultaneously shit their pants in terror

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>>40294646
>>40295802
>>40295527
>>40292529
>>40292812
>>40302902
>>40296067
>>40302714
>>40313109

>>40304402
hahahaha nice try goy

>>40313203
This desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po5B_elq7p8

>>40300828
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40313109
well done

>>40294331
>>40294166
>TFW keto and NO sips for a month

>"who left this buttplug in my doorstep?"

>>40294406
IT'S NOT A DILDO IT'S A SQUAT PLUG FFS!!!!!

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>>40313109
Christ, I'm crying

Somebody make me a good steak or this shit house is in trouble

>>40313109
>"Dont worry, they can't reach the door handles!"
>Door opens, enter a manlet on a manlet
>"Clever manlets"

>>40300828

AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

Beeeehoooold!

>>40300828
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40313203
That was literally boot camp for me.

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>>40300828
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40313109
KEK lost my shit

>>40290766
>I could really go for some protein pow-OH FUCK THE ROACHES ARE IN IT!
>Can you guys stop saying "peacuck"? It makes me uncomfortable
>Guys, the showers are communal, but that doesn't mean you should stare
>W...who left these oats here? They're in a pile. A fucking pile. What the fuck?
>Hey guys! The milk man is here! Just...remember he has a restraining order now. Stay inside until he's gone
>You mixed your protein powder with water? You're evicted. Get your shit and get out
>We're out of Greek yogurt again, can somebody get some?
>Oh, what the absolute fuck? That wasn't a euphemism. Get that container out of the fridge
>Wait, are there other parts of chicken besides the breast?
>Why does that guy look so strange? Hmm? He's a what? What the shit is a girl?

>>40301382
Hun detected