/fit/ YLYL/Best of /fit/
This never gets posted for some reason
>>40289551
I don't get it, why is this funny?
>>40289594
oi i'm laffin here
l-lol
...
Anyone got a pic of that thread about a guy trying to install a squatrack in his house and just fucks up his walls and ceilings?
>this thread
>>40289646
:(
I hope some ogre and her get together one day
>>40289606
kek
>>40289646
is this really a guy? joke kinda thing? I legit feel bad ;( even hideous people deserve love
>>40289594
fucking dying!
>>40289628
That's actually a funny joke, I would have cracked up.
>>40289646
>unattractive af
>probably willing to do *anything* sexually
might be worth it?
>>40289716
Quite literally the best post ever on 4chan
>>40289744
I actually feel bad for her. She isn't a landwhale or the cause of her own issues, she just lost the genetic lottery and looks like she was faceswapped with 50 year old man.
>>40289716
LOST
>>40289568
>don't get enough calcium because fat fuck
>skeleton is too weak to battle the demon armies of hell
>>40289629
Because the OP was sitting directly behind the girl super obviously taking pics of her on his phone, but he somehow thought he was being stealthy about it, and everyone in the thread called him out for being creepy. It's not that funny, just mildly entertaining to see someone being that stupid.
>>40289716
>whew
>>40289606
no joke I assumed this is what gomad was when I first heard of it
>>40289716
>>40289716
I might try this on someone, but substitute the driver with luke glanton just to see if it could work nowadays. I've got the same fucking motorcycle and I'm single and just fucking around lately anyway so what have I got to lose
probably won't get a face tat though
>>40289702
No they dont
>>40289716
Holy fuck I haven't laughed like that for awhile.
Quality fucking post.
>>40289938
>t. prettyboy
>>40289646
>she knows she's ugly
>she's willing to not let you be seen in public with her
>she's OK with you burying her face into a pillow while you imagine the back of her head is her much hotter sister's face
How the fuck is she not taken yet?
>>40289628
>>40289715
I don't get the joke.
>>40289988
That pic is years old, she probably has
>>40289566
kek
>>40290035
>>40290051
I don't know anything about lifting but that doesn't look right
>>40290078
>can't even squattoss 1 pl8
never gonna make it
>>40289646
fark thats rough
>>40289551
>>40289629
It's not.
It's cringy as fuck but not in a funny way
>>40289716
>no Scorpion jacket because I'm not autistic
Every time
>>40289566
Holy fuck I have no words
>>40289626
holy shit
>>40289566
That's some God-Tier autism posting. I refuse to believe it's real.
>>40289566
>>40289626
Kek
>>40289606
whats GOMAD anyway?
>>40290567
gallon of milk a day
>>40290604
how does that much milk help at all?
>>40289566
Jesus fucking christ
>>40290618
Just a lot of protein and fats for skinny bros who "eat so much but I can't gain weight!"
>>40289551
Hahahaha
>>40289831
its probably his friend or gf. you people are so easily amused its embarrasing
>>40290776
As long as it is faked well it's good content
>>40289566
is this archived anywhere?
>>40289626
fucking lmao
>>40290741
/fit/ in a shellnut
>>40291308
It'd only be /fit/ if there was a 5th panel of Johnny alone jerking it to the same magazine
>>40290776
>you know what I'm gonna do today?
>go to the gym w gf, take pictures of her, then tell fit its not my gf!
>So funny!
Why
>>40289988
>much hotter sister's face
implying anyone who shares DNA with that monstrosity will be even remotely fuckable
>>40289566
spbp
>>40290015
she's probably killed herself
>>40289594
topkek
>>40290567
it's Go On Making A Dank reddit thread you fucking newfag faggot NYR fuck
>>40289566
It saddens me that we no longer get this type of stories anymore.
>>40290741
Holy shit this brings me to more than a decade ago
>Complete newbie on lifting
>Think Men's Health is legit advice
>Go to a kiosk to buy the monthly copy
>Old man doesn't know what Men's Health is
>"It's a magazine about lifting and nutrition, that sort of thing"
>Hands me some stereotypical woman's magazine like cosmopolitan
>"No no, it's a magazine for men"
>Hands me gay porn magazine.
>Motherfucking gay porn
>"That's a... gentleman's magazine"
>Leave
And that was the last time I ever bought Men's Health. Incidentally it was the right decision though.
>>40290035
he's doing it in an improvised smith machine lmao
>>40289551
Lost immediately
>>40291346
because the OP was someone else who stole the pics off instagram you dipshit
>>40294047
Haha old men think you should just show up to a gym and start exercising who the fuck needs tips just talk to people at the gym for new exercises
>>40289566
holy fucking kek anon, I'm at work and had to keep switching tabs anytime someone looked over when I laughed
>>40289640
b r i l l i a n t
btw, what is the window for post work out shake?
started gymming a couple weeks ago, usually eat a cup of greek yogurt with a scoop of whey post-gym but it's often 20-30 minutes after finishing my last set, want to know if that's OK or a waste
>>40289566
did he ever post the download link with all the pictures? I refuse to believe anyone is this autistic
>>40294246
Dietary timing is mostly a myth (in regards to syncing up eating with your workouts). Just make sure you're getting enough food and calories. The reason a window was accepted by the community was because having that rule makes it easier to make sure you get your calories in.
>TLDR eat your food and you'll be fine
>>40289715
you wouldn't laugh is some ugly kike walked up to you and said it though would you
>>40289626
That attention seeking Admin in the middle of the thread will never stop spoiling this exchange for me
>>40289744
its worth it for a night, Ive taken home the ugliest girl at the bar before (note: not fat, just ugly, okayish body but horrendous face), she was all over me and by the end of the night just said fuck it, literally slapped the shit out of her face while I fucked her ass, choked her, spit on her, called her a fucking whore. She loved it, still snapchats me titties from time to time.
>>40289566
Jesus fuck, what powerlevel is this guy?
>>40289716
I prefer the one where OP has no friends and is all alone staring at the ceiling imagining a Driver fantasy in his head
>>40294341
>BothOfMyFriendsThinkI'mFunnyWhenIsayDEEPBREATHoutloud/10
>>40294318
>2017
>not peeling dead babies while shooting yourself in the foot listening to Moonlight sonata
Never gonna make it
>>40294246
Window is a meme
>>40294359
I think 2 friends is severely overestimating more like
>MomTellsMeI'mHerSpecialLittleMan/I'mActually30YearsOld
>>40294139
Old men think you should show up and blw dry your balls and spend as long as possible nude.
I thought it was a meme until today when I got an eyeful of a couple of warm walnuts after leg day. For fuck's sake.
True story here.
>Fat middle aged man from Egypt joins my gym
>He is out of shape and doesnt speak english well
>Talks about how he used to be a bodybuilder and how he is certified fitness trainer
>Approach buff dude with his qt gf
>Start looking at her doing squats
>Breaths heavily,and smile
>She is repping 125lbs he goes and spot her
>Her bf comes and almost ktfo the fat dude
>He is in gym for 4 hours/7 days a week.
>>40294590
egyptians are based
>>40289646
I wodner if she still posts on 4chan, and it she's seen this pic floating around.
I feel bad for her.
Always hoped this pasta is real
>>40294960
Rumor has it she found a bf. I saw the screencap once but didn't save it.
>>40294977
Yeah I'm not convinced 2bh
>>40294977
Figures, as soon as females are involved it suddenly isn't funny no more. If they only they didn't have the fuckable faces,vaginas and titties.
>>40295194
If women didn't exist we could just kill each other until there was only one group left and then we could fuck each other and make gay little babies with the artificial wombs we could design with no distractions from grown up babies that need attention 24/7.
literally world peace in 3 steps.
>>40294977
lol of course it's not
>>40295263
Thanks, Lori.
>>40295263
I HAD A HORRIBLE DAY TODAY AND I USUALLY COME FROM WORK AND MAKE A YLYL THREAD AND THEN WHENEVER I SEE THIS BANANA I JUST WALK UP TO MY WIFE AND BEAT HER INFRONT OF THE CHILDREN, U AND THAT BANANA ARE THE REASON WHY MY LIFE IS IN SUCH A SHIT STATE, U TELL MY WIFE U ARE THE REASON FOR THE PAIN I BRING HER, YOU ARE THE REASON YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU AND THAT FUCKING BANANA GOD FUCKING FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>40295336
kys, the banana doesn't make you beat your wife.
being black makes you beat your wife.
Just you have issues with the fact that you and the rest of your ghetto act like monkeys doesn't give you an excuse to perpetuate that stereotype and chimp out every time you see a banana.
>>40289568
This needed to be posted
>>40289568
>>40295389
these are both retarded
>>40289594
>replace stairs with stairmaster
fucking lele
>>40295413
no u r
>>40295211
That's a lame reverse on that Rick and Morty episode where Morty fucks a sex robot and gets a son
>>40295437
yeah but that episode left the women alive and the guys got stupid for some reason like women are the reason guys are on average smarter than women.
we'd all compete with each other to fuck chad and be chad there would be a perfect hierarchy without women mooching off of us and trying to destroy everything.
>>40289551
BRAAAAAP
>>40289619
LMAO XDDDD LIKED
>>40294770
yeah just ask lara logan
>>40289580
I don't recall drawing this comic but I must have because it is literally me.
>>40289628
to be fair, that's an acceptable opener. It's high risk but there's a non zero chance she would have responded positively if she was interested, it's a good line. I wouldn't try it without a lot of confidence in a mutual attraction tho
>>40290014
it's a song famous for being played while men and women make love, my young friend.
>>40289646
GET YE GONE GOBLIN
>>40290035
People will do anything to get out of squats.
>>40289626
holy fuck this actually made me cry
>>40291125
>>40297066
Wtf is the joke?It's just a guy being genuinely stupid did I miss something?
>>40295336
I lost
>>40294590
unfunny
>>40289566
HOLY SHIT
>>40295139
>I take one arm
>And then I do this
>>40289646
Fuck it she's probably 100x more loyal then any other girl you'll meet
Buy her some plastic surgery and you're set.
>>40298182
I scrolled to the bottom for the no homo but it wasn't there so I had to stop reading.
>>40289566
so did he ever deliver?
>>40289551
spoiler those two are bf and gf
>>40298182
I shouldn't have a boner right now
>>40289626
Can someone explain the joke?
Is it just absurdity that makes it funny?
Did I just waste my time?
If i wanted humour i would just ask what your 1 rep max is
>>40294977
The whole thing was autistic enough that would make it really hard to just make it up. She is autistic enough to be one of us
>>40298205
Thats where you are wrong kiddo
she is so depraved of attention, that she can't afford to say no to other guys
>>40298324
The joke is that nobody can understand what the fuck he's saying or what an underwater weighing test is because he's so terrible at writing.
>>40298325
good one senpai 8-)
>>40289646
Ugly people make me sad.
Like i want them to feel love and hope and affection, but I want someone else to do it.
>>40298234
Don't worry, there's nothing gay in the story.
>>40289626
Oh I get it, it's one of those bodyfat percentage tests where you lie in a tub of water. That actually is the most accurate method currently known.
>>40294347
>tfw me
shit
>>40295413
>>40295423
I agree, that guy is retarded.
>>40298313
this wouldn't be /fit/ if you didn't
>>40298325
thas just a glib fascimile
>>40299235
This is fucking beautiful, just like his metamorphosis.
>>40289594
Lost as fuck
>>40294373
That's nothing bro. Last time I was in the sauna and old guy sitting opposite me started shaving his dick. Unfolded his towel and pulled it out and started shaving. I sat in disbelief for a few seconds, then attempted with utter futility to tolerate it before I left.
I walked past the sauna last week and there was a new sign telling people not to shave in the pool area, lol.
>>40298182
>mfw always get a boner from these but it's hard to get one from porn unless I abstain for a few days
>>40289594
>gymsiege
lost only there
>>40300000
Wasted get
>>40289606
4kekek
>>40300034
FUCK
>>40289646
Low key I would have seriously appreciated her and spent time with her. Sad she killed herself.
>>40289716
>>40298182
more like this plz need to cum
>>40300000
>>40300034
>>40300198
nah, I'm in that screencap. wasn't wasted at all
>>40300574
I think most porn sites now include a gay male section. I'd start looking there if I were you.
>>40298234
>>40298506
Jesus christ anon, lost
>>40294246
The 'window' is a meme, but ideal protein/carb uptake following a workout is very real.
I am a kinesiology major and one of my professors showed us studies that detailed various dieting protocols and compared the influence on muscle recovery/strength gains. I do not have the direct links so you can call BS if you want, I am sure they aren't hard to find with a google scholar search.
Anyways, as I recall you should eat approximately 20g of protein and some carbs (roughly equal amount or a little more) immediately following a workout (30 minutes or so max) followed by an uptake meal of the same size or more every 2 hours.
Theory suggests it has to do with the bodies ability to actually make use of protein (and the carbs help in the actual absorption of the protein).
I miss 2011
>>40301860
>I miss 2011
>posts unfunny shit
>>40302018
>complains about comic from 2011
>doesn't complain about funny banana being unironically posted in 2017
>>40302173
you talkin' shit, pal?
>>40302018
made me laugh harder than it should have
>>40302191
step your game up nigger
>>40289646
This one always makes me sad actually.
I've legit tried to date an ugly girl, she wasn't as bad as this chick by any means whatsoever, but way below my league, seeing her melt inside any time we'd walk passed a hot girl who would look at me made me feel terrible.
>>40302377
is that a fucking nirvana edit?
post 1693.png
>>40289594
I've actually got tears in my eyes from laughing
>>40289857
Underrated
>>40302640
>>40302640
Never noticed the woman behind her. What shitty fat distribution. It's like she's waist deep in a beanbag chair.
>>40290741
>mfw cant get swole with rubber bands
>>40289716
xDDDDDDD
this is almost fucking inspirational
>>40301675
>it's a meme
>but it's not and the window is 30 minutes
>>40289716
>Cogito ergo sum
>>40299246
there's a porn parody about this kek
>>40303699
SAUCE!
>>40298506
God damnit.
>>40289551
>I'm in this cap
Look at me now, Stacy!
>>40289556
holy fuck
>>40303699
SAUCE!
>>40303699
SAAAAAAAAAAAUCE
>>40302377
What the fuck, you have more bananas than I have reaction images. When did you even save this? All directly from 4chan?
>>40289580
There's just so much to like about this one.
>The initials of the gym are on the guy's t-shirt
>His jacked legs
>The fact that it's the gym for people with repressed anger and yet he has this placid smile for the guy on the bike
>The fact that this comic was pretty much made for /fit/ users
>>40294977
>>40290078
I agree, it doesn't look right at all. That black guy needs to find his own gym.
>>40304429
>/fit/
>doesn't want to read
Shocking.
>>40303699
SAUCE!
>>40298182
Why does this give me a fucking boner I'm ashamed I'm not gay and I've never even thought about Gay sex nor watched gay porn argh, it's probably the intimacy
>>40290159
>that pic
>>40298506
Exactly my feelings
>>40289594
O god I wouldn't have done sides day yesterday if I knew I'd kek this hard.
>>40289716
>>40289646
the fuck you all talking? she's not that bad and if she was so willing, you could get her to be fit, so what if face 5/10 if you can get her to have 10/10 bod plus any sex fetish you could dream off
y'all autistic virgins who hate on that
>>40295413
No John, you are the retarded.
>>40304959
>face 5/10
>>40303652
this. read your post again to see how retarded it is
Fresh from r/short
>>40302588
here you go lori
>>40304320
at least 95% from 4chan, yeah. people don't realize how lucrative of a cancer the banana is. so much oc
>>40289594
lost
>>40289800
O shit nigga, I thought the pic seems familliar and then remembered all the hours i spent on this sim
>>40289716
tfw I watched drive for the first time this morning, because of reading this post a few weeks ago.
> life's weird like that
>>40289551
fucking hell that's hilarious
She could think he's taking selfies though
>>40298182
> if i scream for help i'll be the laughing stock of the city but if i don't scream i'll get dick up my ass.
Gee that's sure a tough choice...
>>40307715
omg that tard is doing kettlebell swings in front of the mirror what a faget!
>>40289594
this is so damn silly
>>40289626
Admin is a faggot
>>40289628
why is he Jewish?
>>40289646
didnt she kill herself
>>40289646
The Russian girl in the picture didn't write this.
Some guy just took her picture and made this.
>>40308868
This, girls don't possess that degree of self awareness
>>40304677
Can't believe this hasn't been posted
>>40298679
>me as well but with a place beyond the pines
>>40298182
>>40289871
Is he dead?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrQsBE2Nm_M
Sports are dangerous asf
>>40309163
So this is what it's like to be unironically homo
pretty repulsive desu
>>40289551
Fucking kek'ed hard
>>40289594
lost
>>40293947
Same, I remember when that thread was up on the board in real time. /Fit/ is just generally too self aware these days, I miss when there was a sizable demographic of true autists.
>>40298506
took the words right out of my sexy mouth, anon
>>40308778
Fuck this made me laugh audibly for some reason
>>40307715
CONFUSE
YOUR
MUSCLES
>>40303094
So Johnny is literally /ourguy/?
>>40303699
SAUCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>40289551
What the fuck
>>40303699
>porn parody
It's a JAV, isn't it?
>>40289594
>replace stairs with stairmaster
don't know why but I fucking lost it
>>40309575
Maybe it was /r9k/ trying to improve themselves but after a while got away and never came back
Or maybe because the funny tripfags like quad and tiny stopped posting shit
>>40298182
Most shameful wank of my life...
>>40298506
This must be how females feel about their "friendzoned" beta orbiters and manlets.
>>40289626
So many years i finally see why he was upset. He had an off day from school, which also means he was allowed to skip showering. Since his mom forced him to get weighed he had his leisure time impacted and was forced to take a bath. That mods a fucking faggot i wouldnt be surprised if he does it for free on this board
>>40309307
I'm sure he hopes so
>2017
>not doing tiger lift leg presses
https://youtu.be/JdDQAs-bd4Y?t=378
>>40310257
o-oh my....
>>40309144
ive been cyclops recently in my power fantasies
>>40289626
uhhhh not this again
>>40308778
its funny
>>40308778
>>40309094
fake because it says "tell him me info" rather than "name, number, address, etc" anon wanted to shitpost but not doxx himself, lmao
>>40307715
u-uma thurman?
>>40309163
2 cute 4 me :3
>>40294977
>exaggerator, the story time pokemon
>>40299235
its like if super buu browsed this site
>>40295999
>>40309163
They took Gachimuchi way too seriously
>>40289857
DO LIKE STUFF
>>40306241
please post full folder
>>40309163
>cumming while cryign about your gay feelings
one of the best sensations in the world i hope every /fit/izen will get to experience soon. It made life worth living again,
Find your gymbro and don't hesitate!
>>40312512
I don't have any gay feelings and I don't have any friends
>>40312512
I don't have any friends
>>40308555
TOP KEK
Okay guess I'll post the only good things
>>40313541
>>40313552
>>40313552
This will forever been in my top 5 greentexts of all time.
>>40313642
Holy shit...
>>40312367
way ahead of you
http://www.mediafire.com/file/8b9ahkfm8705js5/2017_Banana_Catalog.zip
>>40300000
same
>>40313642
We have the Bane porn and now we have this.
Meme magic,mates
>>40313642
fuckin lol
anyone got a version with sound?
>>40313642
i need the full version
>>40313565
fuck off retard
Anybody have the 2017 Happy New Year?
>>40289566
where is the download link?
>>40304677
it's just good writing, anon
>>40304978
>having high standards on /fit/
>>40307531
name?
>>40313642
I'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE BUT DIDN'T REALISE THE CONTEXT
FUCK
>>40314141
"nuggers"
>>40313642
witnessed
In need of full video
>>40314174
"dyslexia"
>>40314192
What? I'm pointing out that the way she linked the 'n' and the 'i' made it look like she wrote "nuggers" rather than "niggers"
>>40314207
yes, if you fail at reading
>>40314224
w-what? I was easily able to read it, but I was pointing out how it /could/ be misread
>>40289619
>Both of which immediately hit the gym
>>40289716
OHHHHHHH
>>40309307
inside
>>40314174
>>40311879
Bruce Lee wore it first you fucking pleb
It's his nephew
Spike Lee
>>40310257
this anon is on to something
>>40289871
Poor boogie.
>>40294977
She blames her shitty attitude towards her mom as "that's just what kids do" while the shitty attitude from her peers was malicious through and through. Every one of her friends is living their own lives and she's still stuck in her petty grudge she'll never get real satisfaction off of, she sure played them lel trolled xd
>>40314249
No anon, your reading skills sucks.
It's clearly an I, if you have doubts see how she writes "saying" and "substitute", specifically the I's
Her hand writing is good, you failed.
>>40289626
Wish the mod would shut the fuck up
>>40314249
>he doesnt write in a shitty freeform/cursive mix
its like elementary school didnt ruin your penmanship
>>40308778
Honestly? Because /fit/ is overun by assholes from /pol/ who are trying to recruit us for a race war or something. It's kinda weird, and sadly I'm not joking.
>Inb4 /pol/tard tries to correct me
>Inb4 y-you f-f-fell for the joke anon, haha! It was all just shitposting! N-nobody actually thinks that! Unless...does anybody else think that?
>>40289606
>this thread was in 2015
Time flies, holy
>>40316941
Holy fuck
>Tfw I was there
>>40290618
I’m no expert on the chemistry of it, but supposedly the hormones in milk trigger growth like crazy.
Think about it; a cow is like 60 pounds at birth. They’re 1500 pounds at full growth after like 2 years on a diet of hay and milk.
You’re drinking the stuff that makes an animal put on 700 pounds a year.
Whole milk is nature’s ultimate mass gainer formula.
>>40317460
Good thing you posted this in a /YLYL/-thread, otherwise people could've thought that you were serious.
>>40317306
I miss these
>>40317460
A gallon of whole milk is like 2400 calories, if you're getting that it's hard to lose weight
>>40310257
>>40311680
>>40315951
Nothing quite like hearing the girl you are crushing on, who knows it, who's single telling you "You are such a great guy, you'll surely find the girl for you!"
On the other hand hearing that condescending bullshit was better than a thousand redpills
>>40289744
bruh why was this my first thoughts lmao
>>40310257
That actually makes a lot of sense
>>40316789
It's more because one of the key aspects of the redpill is to get in shape. If you're not fit you're liretally untermensch
>>40294977
I bet there is truth in those stories but its tough to believe 100% of that...
>>40303094
>"chest"
>he does rear delt flyes
Actually triggered right now.
>>40317804
Probably lost weight due to diarrhea dehydration.
>>40319077
Oh yeah I can see how that guy lost weight, I was just talking about a gallon of milk in addition to food.
I'm sure it's a decent way for skellies to put on weight but I have absolutely no need for it being a former fat fuck. I have absolutely no problems gaining weight`
>>40289629
Dont worry. I got it.