Ideals Thread

>doesn't post template

File: 1485411065671.png (22KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 1000x1000px

>>40285427
>fuccboi hair, try again
Style is also pretty boring to be honest.

File: 1486384519647.jpg (1MB, 2120x2032px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2120x2032px

When I post mine, the thread always sink [spoiler] ;_; [/spoiler]

File: final2.png (2MB, 1379x777px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1379x777px

>>40285427
Bodies look good
Hair is pretty gay
fashion looks cheap/uninspired
girls face looks like a little boy
fit girl is a qt would bang
>>40286430
dig it

>>40286430
you dress like a literal faggot

>>40285427
>Justing Bieber with tits and stocking in lower right

To each his own.

>>40286051
i though i had it but i saved over it

>>40286094
>>40286430
i do not know where to find good style pics

File: ideals.png (1MB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1000x1000px

>>40287396
All a good man can want in life

>>40288444
that girl looks like she'd ask you how your day was and actually want to know.

This is why i lift

File: myideals-8:14:2016.png (1MB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1000x1000px

I always like these threads. I am at 2/4 myself right now.

File: 1483891870092.jpg (232KB, 2048x1536px) Image search: [Google]

232KB, 2048x1536px

>>40289306
she's 10/10 wife material

>>40289380

I was about to ask if this was Ireland, but reversed it and it is actually Iceland.

>>40289409
>perfect landscape
>perfect women
>close-knit community
>comfy sweaters
It's got everything I've ever wanted

>>40289274
you have really bad taste in women.

>>40287284
>hating on stefania ferrario

>>40285427
who is the chick with the shorts and sports bra?

>>40289435
Whoosh

File: fitgoalsfam.png (1MB, 1065x1017px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1065x1017px

>>40285427
Fairly average. Hair is the weakest point though.
>>40286377
You're all over the place. Not bad though. Solid 7/10
>>40286430
Terrible fashion. Looks too basic. Definitely invest some time in building a decent wardrobe.
>>40286933
Same as above. T shirt and jeans (and a jacket) aren't bad but you need something a bit more refined for instances when it doesn't work. A well fitted suit always looks good- plus with a beard women will need a mop.

Honestly fashion plays a huge part. I know it's easy to say fuck it and just wear the basics but there's nothing wrong with a good suit, tossing in some button up shirts and a blazer here and there. Plus polos look great if your arms are snug in the sleeves.

Notice how nobody ever posts bald dudes as ideal? Never fall for the just shave it bro meme, literally nobody likes ugly faggot baldlets

>>40289719

I have seen some bald photos here before specifically of Jason Statham. Now if those are people who are already bald and have to settle just put that pic or people who actually have a full set of hair and want to shave it off is up for debate.

>>40289557
hell if i know, man. i just found her on /s/ awhile ago

File: how_do_i_use_ms_paint.png (2MB, 1402x1500px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1402x1500px

r8 me bois

>>40285427
Dumb question what's the easiest way to add to this template

>>40290573
Julien Baker is qt

>>40290709
>that feel when no homeless emo gf
I guess ill just listen to American Football by myself.

again.

>>40290671
i used ms paint

>>40290573
you like dudes?

>>40290822
What if one has an Apple computer and iPhone only

>>40290834
>browses gay bodybuilding forum
>pretends not to like men
Who let this faggot in

>>40290842
buy a real computer

>>40290971
at least dont try hiding it by wanting to fuck a 'girl' who looks more manly than the traps i jack it to

>>40290981
>I masturbate to traps, but you wanting to fuck a homeless dyke makes you gay
your shitpost game is wack yo

>>40291011
doesnt make my posts less true

File: IMG_3867.jpg (561KB, 718x718px) Image search: [Google]

561KB, 718x718px

>>40285427
>inb4 hate
Yeah I know

>>40290834
WHat's so bad about liking dudes

File: Ideals.png (3MB, 1580x1474px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1580x1474px

Im a college runner who wants to do triathlon after so thats what I working towards

File: ideals.jpg (265KB, 1000x1001px) Image search: [Google]

265KB, 1000x1001px

lads

>Body
pro athlete, celebrity, or fitness "celebrity" all of whom achieved their physique with roids

>Hair
manbun or meme youth which are utterly played out by now and only look good on guys with 9/10+ faces

>Style
basic slim fit solid color tailored dress shirt and jeans or slacks, maybe even with a skinny tie. $600 minimum leather shoes

>Girl
literally any pretty girl

There, I just saved everybody some time and described 95% of the images that have preceded and will follow this post.

These ideal threads make me realize how piss poor taste some users have with fashion and hair

>>40292779
Let's see your ideals, matey.

File: cats.png (974KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

974KB, 1000x1000px

cats are the new goats

>>40286933
sauce for titsy girl pic?

File: 1391917502772.png (577KB, 774x779px) Image search: [Google]

577KB, 774x779px

>>40291904
ftfy

File: czokobons.gif (988KB, 250x250px) Image search: [Google]

988KB, 250x250px

>>40292799

>nazi
>wants a slavic girl

>>40291736
>sandra bullock
black person in my possession

File: ideal.png (866KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

866KB, 1920x1080px

>>40285427

>>40292958
MasT is such a fucking trainwreck lmao
>dat squeezed-together, jewish face
>dat lack of proportions
>dat heart failure at 40

Manlets..when?

>>40292976

t.jelly dyel faggot

>>40289662
what a faggy hairstyle

>>40292998
lol MasT pls go

File: 1476646721552.png (698KB, 5000x5000px) Image search: [Google]

698KB, 5000x5000px

>Ideals thread
>tfw your ideal is to just be happy

File: 12134558942.png (26KB, 584x700px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 584x700px

>>40293184
>tfw probably will never reach it

>>40289351
oh man I miss banshee

File: ideals.jpg (310KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

310KB, 1000x1000px

1st time, please don't buly

>>40293722
>You couldn't even bother finding an actual picture of the outfit, and your ideal chicks are a cartoon and a dyke
Not bullying, just pointing out facts

>>40293722
Wow, this is fucking awful. What are you, some kind of faggot? Neck yourself, seriously.

>>40289306

but you dont need to lift for girlsl like that.

you only lift for shallow whores who look 10/10

>>40289662

wow. worst of them all. didnt surprise me a single bit that u were the one commentating the loudest.

File: ideals.jpg (346KB, 1000x1050px) Image search: [Google]

346KB, 1000x1050px

>>40293730
Don't talk shit bout my waifu
'teleports behind you'

>>40290842
>apple computer
>"whats the easiest way to add images to another image"

come on man your entire computer is literally designed to excel at shit like this

>>40292920
how can you tell the cats nationality?

File: 1484244514902.jpg (24KB, 552x680px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 552x680px

>>40293136
talk shit post pic
bitch boy dyel

>>40294035
practice

>>40293390
Sammo Hung is an ideal man all women desire.

>>40294158
your hair is fucking gay

>>40294035
flower crowns like that are very slavic

and scandinavian

>>40285427
Who's the freckles girl, please?

>>40294174
y-you too

>>40294245
who is this semen demon

>>40289922
Alice glass
Good taste

File: me.jpg (613KB, 960x960px) Image search: [Google]

613KB, 960x960px

R8 pls, as I need affirmation from strangers on a Haitian shadowpuppetry forum.

>>40294621
how many gfs did you hvae bferoe in yuo're lfie?

>>40289042
ive always wondered. is that body attainable natty?

>>40294621
thinking an educated girl is gonna go for roidboobs is pretty dumb

>>40291032
Don't touch me my dad is a lawyer

>>40294651
Zero.

>>40294721
I don't use steroids. I study philosophy myself, so I wouldn't say it's very far-fetched that an educated girl would get interested in me. It has happened, actually, but I don't really care for the girl in question.

File: 1467456824637.png (1MB, 1049x1019px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1049x1019px

>>40285427

>>40294621
I think your high expectations to women are the reason for it.

>>40289423
they are getting inbred so you should go over there

>>40294766
You are 100% correct. I know girls who would be willing to be my gf, but they are not - in lack of better word - worthy of me, and so I don't consider them potential girlfriends and, later on, wives. I'm not being unrealistic with my expectations, however, as I don't demand from my future wife anything I don't demand from myself. Well, obviously she's going to be in many ways a lot different than I am, as she is a woman and a whole other person, but I think you understand what I mean. To put it briefly, I strife for perfection in all fields of my life, and so should she.

I'm only 20, so I think I have plenty of time to find the queen among women, who is to bare my heirs. It's better to be alone than in a relationship with someone you don't want to spend the rest of your life with.

>>40295979
Bear not bare... They mean very different things in this context

File: IMG_20170119_131449.jpg (215KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

215KB, 1000x1000px

>tfw I'll never master Hiten Mitsurugi

>>40285427
Who is the girl on the bottom?

File: 78854821.jpg (112KB, 485x428px) Image search: [Google]

112KB, 485x428px

>>40291736
who the fuck is that creature on the bottom right?

>>40293722
god i want that swimwear to become the norm so much.

srs tho,
body aint bad, but the two pictures seem vastly different

the hair is not for me but at least it's different

go ahead and get a picture of your outfit, i can't imagine it'll be too hard because it sounds slightly boring

i would do disgusting things with 1 of the girls, the other is weebshit.

>>40294621
girl is either a real girl you're crushing on at the moment, or it's cringe tier standards.

>>40294764
don't buy the right hand side piece of clothing, it's one of those pieces that only look good on the mannequin whilst actually being a piece of trash.

>>40289274
*Dark Knight theme intensifies*

>>40296077
True. English is not my first language and I was in a hurry.

>>40296823
Those are not standards, or not all of them, at least. She doesn't need to study Finnish or play the violin, but I do want her values to be conservative. But as thought experiment, if I got to design my ideal waifu, she have the traits I listed.

>>40297497
best in thread

>>40287262
Obvious choice.

>>40294245
>>40294586
Bill Kaulitz

>>40295979
You're that fucking autist who thinks that the reason he hasn't found a "boyfriend free girl" is because there are simply not enough women on the planet+all women are married/hooked up.

File: 1457994304692.jpg (299KB, 1080x720px) Image search: [Google]

299KB, 1080x720px

Doesnt matter what my ideal is, i got my 'not gonna make it' letter sealed and certified

>new tinder pics
>use good pics, best ones of me, good range, good lighting, puppy, group, bravery, etc...
>right swipe (only good ones, not willy nilly) until I cant
>one match
>do this 5 days in a row
>nothing further
>check phone
>tinder flame icon in icon bar
>thank god another match, fuck me
>check it
>"you can start swiping again"
>not a match, just a system msg

kill me in the face. why am i here.

File: 1463080003822.jpg (75KB, 480x336px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 480x336px

>>40296921
>that pic on the right of the N.W. quadrant
>arm cozies
>spiderman websling
>sheldon cooper's look of mild contempt

>>40286094
ty

>>40297674
nice taste damn

>>40298859
there was a study done that showed that women are more likely to swipe right if you aren't smiling and if you aren't looking at the camera.

You probably have a bad haircut, shit facial hair.

File: 1486413113221.jpg (694KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

694KB, 1000x1000px

>Tfw yellow fever only got stronger after dating a Korean.

File: newtemplate.png (47KB, 2000x995px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 2000x995px

new template for the things that matter

File: best.png (3MB, 2000x995px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 2000x995px

>>40300676
my reply

>>40300690
Forgot to say that ideal qt3.14 would be a white hispanic/latina girl with traditional values, likes to cook and clean and isn't a whore. also, +1 for a good thigh gap, pale skin, bubble butt, nice tits and pretty face.

>>40294158
post boyfriend

File: image.jpg (191KB, 720x1280px) Image search: [Google]

191KB, 720x1280px

Anybody else here not have a goal body but just want to keep getting stronger and bigger. I can always appreciate when someone looks good but I don't have a goal body anymore. Ideal girls seem kinda dumb too. It just seems like everyone is dispensable in the 21st century and that girls will just get over you and that at the same time there are so many options out there. My taste for girls are always changing. I've been fucking a lot of brunettes but wanted a platinum blonde cutie and now I have her and she wants to date me (I'm blonde too) but I'm bored of her already and want a brunette. Maybe I'm just broken because I'll never be satisfied :(. My face is like 7/10 but I can always pull sloots at my university bars. I can't be the only that feels like this

File: image.jpg (120KB, 1213x683px) Image search: [Google]

120KB, 1213x683px

>>40301067
Also whenever I'm with a brunette, I wanted a blonde and vice versa

>>40299463
pls more of them (especially the girl on the left)

i only lurk these threads to see if i match anyone's ideal girl... never do lol

>>40287262
goals

File: fit goals.png (1MB, 1007x1001px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1007x1001px

want some honest thoughts on this

>>40301583
Respectable body goals.
Hair is fine as long as it suits your face.
Replace the casual "I'm a film student" sweater with something like a fitted henley.

pls don't be that douche in the Gold's Gym stringer.
If you're too small to pull it off, they just look try-hard.
If you're big enough to pull it off, they'll notice your roid backne before they notice your gains.

>>40301198
Right is jessicababyfat on Instagram.
As much as I wish I had left, I don't have any sauce on her.

File: ideals template.png (785KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

785KB, 1000x1000px

>>40285427

Thankfully I'm only 2.5/4 away from my goal. girl and haircut is fine, and clothes are halfway there. Just grinding out for the body

>>40301198
>>40301886
left is mimi.mimsy on ig

>>40288778
Explain yourself.

>>40286377
Good to see Alvarez finally getting noticed for suprerior genetics.

File: 1486413113221.png (2MB, 1500x1224px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1500x1224px

>>40286377
great hair body girl goals

>>40297504
>>40300393
>>40289042
>>40289662
>>40297497
>>40297504
great style goals

>>40288444
>>40297674
great girl goals

>>40301583
>>40286430
>>40294764
great body goals

>>40293722
tfw no elf gf

>>40299463
iktf

>>40291978
ty

>>40292799
a cat is fine too

File: 1485918446214.jpg (298KB, 965x936px) Image search: [Google]

298KB, 965x936px

>>40285427

File: IHaveAscended.jpg (187KB, 1000x1080px) Image search: [Google]

187KB, 1000x1080px

>>40285427
>hair
Good luck putting product in it every day of your life to not look absolutely mongrel/dumb, as well as the disappointment of growing it out for 6 months only to realize your hair is too thin to pull off the style and your face doesn't match it either because you're not brad fucking pitt.

>>40302490
>Balding

>>40302500
>whoopdeedoo i'm twenty two and everything is fine and thus i will never baaaald
>25 hits
>shower hair

Very, very, very few of us escape male pattern balding. Your time will come.

File: 1343968418128.png (106KB, 676x673px) Image search: [Google]

106KB, 676x673px

>>40302530
You sound like fun at parties.
>Everyone dies.
>What's the point of looking good if we all get old anyway?

I just want you all to know all of these are achievable and doable and the woman will come naturally last

>>40302555
>strawmanning worse than the celts

File: 1349676198051.jpg (256KB, 720x451px) Image search: [Google]

256KB, 720x451px

>>40302615
Isn't that exactly what you were doing to OP in your first status, though?