>see this >what do

>>40281708

Try to fuck it and fail to get hard like 99% of fit

Unzip dick of course

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>Wake her up
>If she isn't wrap her and in a towel
>Take her home and take care of her

>>40281708
https://youtu.be/2NL3CuFyYi8
LYING QUIET AND STILL
COMPLEXION AT PEACE WITH DISMAY
BY THE MOONLIT BAY
THE BOARDWALK BODY LAY

*braps sandily*

>>40281732
>"you dont have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat these eggs"

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>put face near her asshole
>sniff sniff
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>what have I done

>>40281732
Shes an sand

>>40281708
First check to see if she actually is sand, if she is, put my dick in her

>>40281708
women like this are just trying to get your hard earned sand dollars. Steer clear

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make her eat a bowl of eggs

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I think most of /fit/ would prefer this one.

>>40281708
run home and post it on a fitness forum

>>40281708
OHP for reps

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>>40281708
go pound sand.

>>40281708
>mfw sandnigger beach

>>40281761
kek

>look around to see if anyone else is there
>if not, walk up to her
>shake her shoulder, partly to see if she is a real human, and partly to see if she's conscious or unconscious
>if conscious: ask her if she's okay because she looked like she just got washed ashore
>if unconscious: take photos of her naked body with my phone, wipe away my finger prints then leave

>>40281708
Draw a dick behind it in the sand and laugh at how funny I am

>>40281801
disgusting futa faggot
/fit/ doesn't like that, /b/ does

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>>40281754
ALL the eggs... eat all these eggs.... my lady

>>40282418
I'm starting to believe the borderline depleted battery in android screenshots has become a meme and people do it on purpose now.

>>40282617
>android
Do you own a cell phone?
How did you fuck this up?

>>40282630
Potato, tomato.

>>40282617
Im beginning to believe people unironically think you should charge your phone anytime sooner than with 1% remaining

>>40281708
>eat pocket eggs
>go home

>>40281754
dying/10

>>40282617
i'm thinking anyone who cares about battery charge before the phone is dead is autistic

>>40281761
top kek

fucking sand

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>>40281754
>live or die, make your choice

>>40281732
make her eat my eggs

>>40281708
Use my flame thrower and see if I can glass the form before the tide destroys it.

Such beauty should be preserved.

>approach her
>"h-hey"
>she turns over, sees me and laughs
>i walk away embarrassed

i fucking hate being a sandlet

>>40281732
eggs

>>40281715
Stim dick is a small price to pay for making it.

>>40281708

Make a hermit crab prison in her groin to horrify/amuse the next person who finds it.

>>40281708
build another one near my bed