>studying/talking about class with some qt in library study

>>40275958

stfu man

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>>40275990

GETOUTTA HERE

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>>40275958

>>40275958
I would instant transmission to safety, cunt.

>>40276061
>not instantly unsheathing the katana you have behind your back and instantly cutting off her hand, before she can pull the trigger
heh, nerd

>>40275958
That was a funny comeback, she was just a basic

>>40275958
Should have put your mouth on her fingers and said "PULL THE TRIGGER FAGGOT, YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS"

>>40276129
this

pipebomb

OP, you shouldve said

>i always knew a pretty woman would end me

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>>40275958
>"Anon, what would you do if I had a real gun right now pointed at your face?"

What kind of a fucking question is that anyways?

Dodged a bullet OP.

>>40275958
I don't think it's what you said, but how you said it. You also probably had a strange vibe about you beforehand.

>>40275958
you should of said "grab your gun and kiss you" don't be shy anon.

>>40276176
This

>>40275958
>asks if seat next to me is taken
>"no, hold up"
>get up and take out chair and take it to her table

are we all just going to ignore this autism?

>>40277654
i bet you don't open the door for people

One of two things:

Either Jump up and run away or scream at the top of your lungs "She's got a gun! Run!!!"

*teleports behind you*
heh heh, nothin' personal kid

>>40275958
Hahaha no worries man, it's just life, autistic responses happen to everyone
I just spent an hour with a girl friend, and for some reason my creativity and confidence was gone which resulted in series of retarded sentences, but just practice and discover, life is fun

>>40277728
hide autistic threads

ignore autistic posts

do not reply to autistic posters

>>40275958
how well do you know her? self-deprecation can be funny, but people you don't know as well can react to it weirdly.

>>40277714
>nothin personnel, kid

really ruins the delivery if you spell it right

Was probably a reference to your biceps, she wanted you to say something like "I'd draw mine back at you *takes off shirt*"

>>40278900
ah fuck how does it feel to be a Chad

>>40278900
connor murphy?

>>40277669
I bet he doesn't tip people who hold doors open for him

She was obviously fishing for a response to fulfill her domination fetish. You should have said
>I'd beat you to a pulp you dumb slut

>>40278900
24 replies for someone to actually list the correct response.

>>40275958
Look her in the eyes and calmly say, "Do not test me."

>>40275958
lean in so your forehead is touching her gun, look her right in the eyes and scream do it bitch

>>40276091
lmao

>>40275958

>"DONT TEST ME"

Alpha as fuck

>>40275958
Not give a fuck

what kind of fucking question is that you crazy bitch? give me my chair back

this way you make her feel awkward before she makes you feel awkward. always be in control

t. school shooter

>>40275958
You make intense eye contact and tell her she doesn't have the guts to pull the trigger, you keep her talking, NEVER break eye contact, edge very slowly towards her, tell her, and I mean tell her (firmly) she will put the gun down. When close enough to her grab her arm, spin her and pull her arm gently behind her back. As she nervously laughs let her go, pat her arse and laugh long and hard. She will feel awkward and l literally be so wet for you and think about you for the next week non stop

>>40277654
was wondering this too
>>40275958
grab her finger and bend it backwards was my initial thoughts, bitches love that shit

>>40275958
>>blankly say "Shoot me."

You can put the /fit/ in autism but you cant take the autism out of /fit/

>"Anon, what would you do if I had a real gun right now pointed at your face?"
>"I'd do anything you want."

>met conservative alpha female in college
>Literally my perfect dream girl
>Simply not good enough for her and I know it

>>40281473
Start thinking shes not good enough for you and act like it and you might just have a chance young anon

>>40275958
"Id do anything you tell me to"
*Pause*
"But you dont need a gun for that honey"

>>40275958
Should have said;

"Whatever you told me to do ;)"

instant female arousal

>>40278052
You may as well leave this website then.

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Not knowing about the stand your ground bill, pulling your ex spec ops concealed gun and take her down just like in the old days when you did mercanary jobs.

>>40276129
Yeah you did fine OP. I wonder what kind of comeback she was even expect to a "joke" like that

Sounds like an invitation for you to grab her hand and move 'the gun' away from your face.

Its step 2 from the DENNIS system, engage physically.

I don't even think that's autistic at all OP, if i heard the conversation and you're response i would've defo lol'd under my breath

>>40275958
you could have easily played it off, suicide memes are all the rage with normies right now

>>40275958
"Whatever you say ;)"

>>40276272
Apparently he didn't

>>40275958
Those are shit tests, DO NOT fall for them.
You should have held your ground, looked her into eye and stayed there for a few seconds. After she has conveyed you have no fear of her and her imaginary gun you reply with something like "Who are you testing, that gun is not real."
Jesus it pains me to explain such simple shit to you betacucks

>>40284174
cringed, thanks

>>40277654
OP is a cuck

>>40284174
Nononono you fucking idiot. You choose the nuclear option and make a gesture like you're unstrapping and shoulder mounting a javelin missile and locking in her coordinates.

Then stare her in the eyes and grind and mutter "nothing personal kid". Then make a launching and explosion noise, turn around 360 degrees and moonwalk away. She'll be so wet with your utter display of dominance (and military superiority) and KNOW you're an ALPHA MALE and she'll finger herself to the thought of being your ONEITIS.

>>40277654
The best thing about it is how sublte it is.

>>40284174
We joke around here about autism a lot, but you sound like an actual clinical patient.

>>40276234
Pls don't ever use that

>>40278900
Jesus fuck why am I not this clever.

This happened to me once, I said "never point a gun at someone unless you are ready to kill" then proceeded to "disarm" her using a krav maga movement, then I pointed her with her own metaphorical gun. You are now dead. She laughed and I left because i had work to do

She died like 3 weeks afterwards of some shit related to the brain, when they told me i said i didnt know her but she sounded nice.

I think i killed her, it was probably lag

>>40275958
thats was a funny response to her question
it would work if if you say it like it's a joke

>>40285884
>lag
Kekekekekekekekek

>>40275958
Is this what its like to have the autisms?

>>40276091
:^)

>>40276234
no

>>40285884
KEK

>>40275958
You have real deal autism OP
what you should have said was
"i can block bullets, you didn't know?" something to make her laugh

>>40278900
>taking off shirt in library
i got something better just roll up your sleeve and flex with the following line "I'd draw mine back at you"

>>40275958
>flex double bicep pose
What now I got 2

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>>40287569
>"i can block bullets, you didn't know?"

>>40275958
Please don't shoot, I'll eat your ass....