>want to reach ottermode >I'm a human

>do french press
>no coffee

>do pistol squat
>no boolets

>romanian deadlift
>live in a house

>do preacher curls
>am atheist

>Deadlift
>Am alive

>do leg extensions
>still a manlet

>turkish get ups
>no kebab

>decline bench
>still do it

>>40271950
>tricep dip
>no guacamole

> farmer walks
> not a farmer

> wanna do croc rows
> but got stung by a stingray

>push up
>tits are still small

>>40272318
>turkish get ups
>removed

>>40272328
kek

>skull crushers
>skull is intact

>squat
>stand back up

>dumbbell Fly's
>No they don't

>chin ups
>still depressed

>treadmill
>no flour

>curls
>hair is straight

>bent over rows
>no boat

>do crossfit
>not cross at all, actually in a great mood

>french press
>nobody murders me for making fun of their prophet

>brupees
>stomach is empty

>Bulgarian split squat
>actually quite wholesome

>shrugs
>actually know what I'm doing

>>40272351
>>40273099
>>40273455

underrated as heck

>incline bench
>ids bregfasdt

>>40273472

>lunge

>lat pulldown
>lats stay still

>barbell curls
>barbell still straight

>squat rack
>rack is 8 feet tall

>pendlay rows
>name isn't pendlay

>deadlift
>bar still alive

>chin up
>still miserable

>>40272412
underrated

>>40271950
>pullover
>I'm wearing a T-shirt

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>/fit/ says to add planks to my routine

The fuck do I do with all this

>The Press™
>not spreading fake news

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>>40273099
kek

>tsunami bar
>perfectly dry

>drop set
>still do it

>muscle up
>"but I want them to get bigger"

>>40271950
>straight bar curls
>smooth hair at a gay nightclub

>do bridges
>not architect
>bridge collapses
>people died

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>>40272351

>Military press
>Civilian

>calf raises
>not a farmer

>pull up
>am not a nigger

>clean and jerk
>cleans after I jerk

>smith machine
>no hammer or anvil

>snatch
>am a guy

>good mornings
>never is

>russian twist
>my book has a very simple plot

>concentration curls
>gets distracted

>want a dad body
>not ready for children

>hip thrusters
>2000 and late

>ITT: /fit/humour proves to be superior

>>40273003
Nice

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>>40273099
Allah have mercy on this post

>>40271950
>farmers carry
>never owned a plant

>squat
>pay rent anyway

>clean and press
>slacks still dirty and wrinkled

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>>40273099

This thread is gold m80s

>pec fly
>still on the ground

Hello r/4chan :^)

>Pull up
>Still crash the plane

>Good morning
>woke up at noon

>military press
>pacifist draft dodger

>dumb bell press
>actually smart

>calf raise
>am vegan

>>40273099
heló

>>40273099
jó számok

>>40275041
>>40275083
Én meg nézem, hogy miért nem kaptam egy (Te)-t se a jó kis viccemre /kurva anyátokban/

DAN SCHNEIDER
HOZD VISSZA A SZUKÁIMAT

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>lunges
>still not begfast

>>40272300
my favorite

>>40273099
topkek

>romanian deadlift
>nobody steals my weights

>do squats
>not russian

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>>40273099
Top kek

>>40271950
fucking furries

>dips
>no sauce

>>40274784
>being this new

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>>40271950

>>40272553
KEK

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>>40274896
there's no safe place anymore

>>40278113
I used to be quiet about it so I wouldn't have to discuss it since I do it for myself and hate the same stupid questions about (why? why? What if this scenario? Where do you get _____?), but since I started seeing this meme I always make sure to tell people.

I'm vegan btw.

>>40273966
kek

>>40272185
>>40272250
>>40272268
>>40272300
>>40272351
>>40272468
>>40272546
>>40272553
>>40272611
>>40273136
>>40273455
>>40273678
>>40273669
>>40273808
>>40273814
>>40273966
>>40273967
>>40273991
>>40274106
>>40274437
>>40274751
>>40274823
>>40274879
>>40274883
>>40274896
lel

>>40278870
>I'm a faggot btw.

>>40271950
>military press
>stolen valor

>shrimp squat
>tfw can't swim

>>40273099
Underrated post

>>40273826
Kek

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>>40273099

>>40273099
+1 scoop to you

>>40273826
Lmfao

>good mornings
>19:25

>want dad's body
>can't dig up the grave

>barbell flies
>still in hands

>brehs
>don't have a brother

>>40271950
>do jefferson deadlifts
>i'm a federalist

>brap
>actually prefer kpop

>>40275041
>>40275083
>>40275104
(Te) kis buzi

>>40272351
Oi don't you mess with my crikey you fuckin cunt

>>40272533
>squat
>I have a house

>>40281260
This one got me gud

>doing starting strength
>been lifting for a year

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>>40272229

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>Romanian Twists
>Haven't robbed anyone

>pullover
>wasn't even speeding

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>>40273099

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>>40271950
>I'm a human

>>40282664
>that's the twist

>face pulls
>still ugly

>lateral raise
>paid more than female counterpart

>>40273099

Hahaha yeaaaaah boiiii

>curls
>still straight

>handstands
>hands are against the floor

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>>40273099
I bet you think you're real clever, don't you?
Because you are.

>>40272229
>>40272328
>>40272553
>>40273899
Also good

>>40271950
>power clean

>Room is still a mess

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>>40273099

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>>40273099
ALHAMDULILLAH!!!

>>40274693
Do you not know how to save a picture without screenshotting it

>>40273099
HONHONHONHONHON

>bench press
>press the bar

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>>40273099

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>>40283626

>>40285815
What? No, no, the bar is only for leverage. You press the bench WITH YOUR BACK.

Can otterposting be the response to ottermode plebs?

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>>40273099
>40273099

>>40271950
>Step ups
>Steps back down

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>>40282664
>>40283244

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>>40272351
Fug u