>Mom is forcing me to get a job to pay for my gym membership

do calisthenics you retard
>he thinks you can't develop a great body with calisthenics
kek

>>40264808
How am I suppose to progress in calisthenics?

How will I train my lower back? My arms? My legs??

Pretty much the only thing I could do is ab shit, pullups, and pushups. Maybe hand stand pushups. It's fucking useless, disproportionate and hard to progress in. Lifting weights I just need to add 5lbs to progress, in califucknics I need to somehow do 15 more reps or whatever shit

>Push ups
>Dips
>Sit ups
>Crunches
>Body weight squats

If you can't lift body weight exercises are better than nothing.

>>40264834
How will I train my lower back? My arms? My legs??

>arms
dips and pull ups make your arms huge

>legs
pistol squats if it gets easy get a back pack and put some weight in it anything

>lower back
back bridges/back bends, supermans all great exercises for lumbar spine

you're never going to make it you stupid fucking lazy faggot

>>40264906
>dips and pull ups make your arms huge

How will a lats isolation exercise make my arms "huge"?

>pistol squats if it gets easy get a back pack and put some weight in it anything
That is so incredibly inefficient. Brb let me do 350 reps of squats to failure for one set. Knees won't get destroyed at all...

>back bridges/back bends, supermans all great exercises for lumbar spine
LOL

>>40264794
What are you fucking 12? Get a fucking job fool

>filthy disgusting frogposting robots are the standard fitizen in 2017
Yeah yeah reee muh gainz. Maybe try using your functional strength uhh fuctionlly

>>40264942
fuck u normie no one's hiring

>>40265007
Fast food is hiring, manual labor is hiring, craigslist is hiring. You're worth shit, thats why your mom is making you get a job. Thats the nice way of putting it. Conquer your big tough internet badass facade long enough to get a position at a convience store or Taco Bell and then in a year hopefully youll have acquired enough social and customer service skills to function on your own.

And yes, social skills and self dependency are highly related to one another. Until you have them everyone sees you as someone to avoid or someone to exploit.

Man does this bring flashbacks. Finding a part time job is a pain in the ass! You spend months calling, applying, and doing interviews just to get some shitty, lame ass, job flipping burgers or cleaning tables.

>>40265065
>Fast food
Not hiring anywhere near me, fuckhead

>Manual labor
Do I look like a dirty mexican to you fag?

>>40265178
>Do I look like a dirty mexican to you fag?
Maybe if you were you'd be less of a useless piece of shit kek

>>40264794
>not redeeming GDP for a gym membership
Mommy benefits too during foot, back, and milky rub sessions.

>>40264906
how do you do calesthenics for your chest?

>>40265319
deep dips really build your chest

>>40265357
>t. never stepped foot inside a gym

>>40264794

do what i did

got a comfy 15 hour a week job at my gym

only work 3 days, and do my lifts afterwards

>>40265516
how to get?

i'm not jacked enough

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>>40264808
You don't get muscles fast with calisthenics as you would with weights.

>>40265562

i am a life gaurd. It is super comfy

I work in the mornings so chad and Stacy are in school, and i only have to watch a few old people at a time.

I get to drink a big mug of coffe and walk around the pool for 4-7 hours (my high score is 12 miles)

There are not many people there, i get sweet first aid, cpr, aed training, and i can just workout upstairs.

>>40265595
sounds good man

are you the same pathetic waste of space who made a thread last night

> I can't afford $130 a month for all my expenses
> I have no skills but I refuse to get a job that pays less than $25/h
you're a drain on your family and they all resent you

>>40266100
yes...