FPH/FPS

>>40250199
who

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>even disgusting fat people have better sex life than me
>don't know what to think anymore

>>40250343
>he doesn't follow every thread on /fit/

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>>40250343
This monstrocity

>>40250343
whitney whale whore

>>40250351
are you trying, though? I recently broke a more than a decade long dry spell, but all I really had to do was try. it took me like a month and a half from the day I decided to actively pursue girls and start dating until I was in bed with a qt. before that I was focused on other stuff and also afraid of getting rejected

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Would it be accurate to say that HAES is a legitimate death cult?

>>40250371
>>40250374
thanks

>>40250381
i've given up many years ago. don't have any friends and the only time i leave the house is in the morning when i go to the gym so it's impossible for me to meet someone

>>40250397
>the only time i leave the house is in the morning when i go to the gym
uh dude, that'd be the first thing to change

>>40250397
yeah, that used to be my situation as well. getting laid seemed to be something that only happened in movies and to other people. then I got my shit together, got a degree, got a job, made friends with some people from work, got swole and then started pursuing girls. getting laid was way easier than I thought.

I mean, Loch Tess Munster managed to have one so this one will probably make it too

>>40250385
Yes. Yes they are.

>>40250397
Lol I never leave the house because of my home gym
so my chances are even lower than yours m8
Keep your head up

>>40250441
Jesus christ that's fucked up that they even MAKE the jacket in that size. When will fat fucks learn.

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I can only imagine what these poor sneakers have seen

>>40250460
Kek, anybody have that picture of the Chinese model fitting her whole body into one leg of the plus sized pants?

>>40250460
>that's fucked up that they even MAKE the jacket in that size
I once though the same thing about a denim mini skirt. It was literally almost as wide as my torso, and I'm 240lbs and 22% bodyfat.

Then I realised it was folded in half.
Some sick, deranged motherfucker approved the creation of a denim miniskirt that was wider than my shoulders.

>>40250496
H I G H
T E S T

>>40250454
i was thinking about making a home gym but didn't because then i would never leave the house. at least this way i get to interact with some autistic gymbros like me that go to the gym at 5 in the morning

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Do you guys laugh or get sad when you see a girl you would have sex wth after a few years and they're fat?

>>40250199
She's gonna birth a Big Mac.

>>40250496
Holy fuck.

>>40250528
If it even survives the pressure.

>>40250519
Oh god what is that.

>>40250385
Depends on how self deluded they are.
Most probably class as death cult members, but some really have fooled themselves into believing it.

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>>40250199
Anyone know if that bro is uploading the new season to a mega link?

If so could someone share it please?

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>>40251301
https://mega.nz/#F!79pXCBjZ!L6gk_d2Egc1l2zH9swPlNA

>>40250199
she has a womb and the power of womanhood

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>>40251321
Thanks, I appreciate it.

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>>40251342
These overly happy, cutesy stickers make me really sad about her existence for some reason

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>>40251358
I'd guess because it's a pretty overt compensation. She isn't happy; not really anyway.

Without them it is just a photo of an obese woman drinking ice cream and sugar. With them it feels a little more...celebratory?

>>40251301

>Make unsubstantiable claim.
>Become outraged at the implications of said claim.
>Claim moral superiority.

Check and mate, filthy MEN. Maybe you'd understand if you were as opposed to human trafficking as you were to milk expiring in the fridge.

>>40250385
They literally call their biggest members "deathfats".

>>40251697
>google search deathfat out of curiosity
>find this: http://littlemissdeathfat.tumblr.com
>actually retch

Humanity was a mistake.

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I'm watching Lupe's Story from my 600-lb Life right now. I just got to the scene with the toilet in the clinic, holy shit how pathetic can you get?

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>why all these elaborate lifting routines
>when you can just WERK WITH WHITNEY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bQq0FB9CXU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lometz7Wagw

>>40251854

Reminder that Whitney was super mean to her tranny friend during the filming, and that she only picked her to make herself look better and didn't give her any instructions for the routine, but then got mad when she couldn't do it.

I was raging a lot during that episode.

>>40250199
I've never watched an episode of that show, but I always see the promos. Whitney looks like a thumb with hair.

>tfw i ate at least 400 calories while reading through this thread
kill me i beg

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>>40251938
>reminder that that friend is still in her dance class
We're sorry girl

She reminds me of pic related and needs more screen time

Why are fat people so vulgar/crude

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>>40252316
you shouldn't have done that
if eating is just a reflex thing to do when you get bored, id recommend tea
with a tablespoon of sugar and milk, you're only looking at ~60 calories per cup
plus it's a fixation that takes your mind off of food
otherwise eat bananas, cold cut meats and canned herring

It pisses me off every time someone says "Muh Thyroid!" or "Muh PCOS" I'm sorry but if you eat under your caloric needs where the FUCK is your body going to get the energy left needed to store fat? Your fat?

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>>40251301
If it came out that she had children locked in her basement, I would not be at all surprised.

>>40252583
being fat really fucks with your brain operations and turns you into a shit bag,

either because /noenergy/ or hormone imbalances

>>40250371
SHES HAVING A BABY????

Here's a FPH story for you /fit/
I was interning at a hospital to get my EMT cert. Shitty 12 hour shifts full of bullshit grunt work like wiping people's asses. Big girl comes in, bigger than Whitney. She's whining and crying over pelvis and back pain, typical fatty behavior. Is also probabaly a drug addict. I leave to go check out my first hernia and come back after that to find out that the bitch was pregnant and gave birth right fucking there. The baby was about 4 months old and self aborted and what came out were the remains of a dead fetus :(

what kind of a fat slob do you have to be to not know you're in your 2nd trimester.

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Mfw my friend is saying America Eagle's jean quality has been going down cause her inner thighs keep wearing out

>>40253481
You literally had to wipe people's asses?

I felt so embarrassed when I had to stay overnight for a kidney stone and give the nurses my urine in the bottle (not to mention pissing while lying in a hospital bed is awkward and difficult). I guess that's better than them having to wipe my ass.

>>40251815
>little

>>40253595
Are you a regular person who just got sick or hurt and you need assistance? That's what the people are there for, they need to take your urine to make sure you are okay.

Fat fucks who can't even wipe their own asses because they are fat become a whole different story.

>>40251342
This looks disgusting.
I can't even imagine eating one of these shakes in one sitting.

>>40251815
Fat holocaust when?

>>40253711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhA9LtWI6Qw

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>>40251854
That lunge
>lunge

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>>40253763
Well, it's a challange and he's traind professional. She ate that monstrous shake out of pure gluttony.

How the fuck did the guy get around all that fat to stick his dick in her?

>>40253595
yes, only people who couldn't wipe their own. this 70 year old with a fever came in spouting nonsense and shitting herself and i had to wipe it multiple times so we could get a good temperature

>>40253948
that being said most people can't wipe their own. they're too "sick" too.
it's called customer service.

>>40250519
Fuck.

Poor bees man.

>>40251815
:/ Normally, being an epicurean, I enjoy pictures of food to a degree, but seeing them in the context of her made me wanna gag at bacon. At bacon. So sad. It's like when I used to have friends who would drink and get stoned all day I thought I was repulsed by the substance but then I realized it was the behavior. This is the same addict behavior patterns.

>>40253442
>442
>fox
>mfw Leicester will win the decima

https://youtu.be/R2uZyTm_w0M

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>>40250462
I didn't know they made sneakers for hooves

>>40254037
How is that even on YouTube???

>>40254066
To be fair one of this pic is him as "Francis" and others seems old.

>>40254066
>Dorito flavoured Mountain Dew

I puked

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>>40251342
>>40251426
Reminds me of this..

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>>40254233
delet this

>>40251848
That's my favorite episode of all time
>ITS BROKEN!
>CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT
>IM FALLING

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>>40254037
As a gay dude in a long term monogamous marriage, I nearly vomited. Had to stop watching. Why the fuck would someone make this? It's like they're intentionally trying to provoke straight people into killing gays. Fucking hell.

>>40254037
The song was pretty okay, though.

>>40253739
wait wait wait...both of them were for her?

>>40254530
shit, was meant for >>40253711

>>40251815
wtf i hate freddy mercury now

>>40254551
>>40254530
She's clearly with somebody (person who took the photo) so I guess no, but you never know with fatties.

>>40251938
dont watch the series but id like to see that part
remember which one it is?

>>40254233
Did she finally diededered?

>>40253037
Tablespoon of sugar? You degenerate

>>40254672
>Tablespoon of sugar?
not for me, im talking to a fatty, might as well speak their language

>>40251854
ew what the fuck

do people actually purchase this shit? the fucking girl who CAME UP WITH THIS IS STILL FAT AS SHIT HOW COULD THIS HELP ANYONE JESUS CHRIST

>>40250397
At my gym there is a swole homeless guy who essentially lives in the gym. It's a large gym and he fits the part so he goes practially unnoticed while always being somewhere to be found in the gym. I realized about his situation one early morning while riding the bus and saw him with all his things. At that point he was pretty forthcoming. Anyways this guy was able to pull a 7.7/10, /fit, qt 3.14, lesbian, azn girl. I kid you not, he stole her from some other girl. They both came to the gym one day to start lifting when he swooped in and starting showing them some lifts. Boom next week he's fucking her.

Moral of the story:If the swole homeless guy who lives in my gym can pull bitches, then so can you

>>40254037
good lord almighty what the fuck

don't youtube videos get removed for showing titties?

>>40254037
Wait.. what? I can't see a pair of tits on youtube, but I can see a man shove his arm up another man? I can watch a man literally shit and piss on another man for sexual gratification?

JewTube is the fucking worst.

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>>40253796
What exactly, makes this specific jar of mayo "heavy duty"? I'm kind of scared to find out.

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Here's a pic before I have to hop in the car.

>>40254877
Size I guess, it's a gallon of mayo.
Gotta eat big to be big, am I right powerlifters?

>>40253481
this sounds like a bad copypasta. I think i've read this before but it the story was a lot better

>>40254877
The size. When i worked at a restaurant we bought these because its cheaper than the smaller ones.
Its like buying good by the bulk you know.

>>40254988
>>40254877
Food by the bulk*

>>40251815

>never before visited Tumblr
>clicked on the link because curious
>now have stage 3 brain cancer

T-thanks anon.

>>40254877
>>40254918
>>40254988
>>40255004
Heavy Mayonnaise is typically used in restaurants, in place of regular mayo, where it helps form a thicker, more creamy and richer tasting mayo based dressing, cold salad (potato and mac) and in sandwiches.

>>40255026
"Heavy" mayonnaise is the designation used for extra-emulsified mayo that is commonly used in the food service industry. It is preferred in quantity food preparation because it holds well over time without breaking down and separating.
Have you ever made tuna salad that became watery in the fridge? That type of separation is less likely with heavy mayonnaise in the recipe.
Heavy mayonnaise simply contains more egg yolks than traditional mayonnaise formulations, which helps keep the ingredients in emulsion.

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>>40254037
what on earth

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>>40254897
when was the last time you saw your penis WITHOUT using a mirror or similar device

>>40254066
Now there's no excuse not to have Tauren rogues.

>>40250199
Someone is fucking that blob?

>>40255298
probably for the money and fame, probably get dumped after the show gets cancelled

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>>40250519
>cut over summer
>finally lean
>have qt oneitis
>see her for the first time in three months
>she has fucking expanded
>easily put on 10+ kgs
What the fuck do I do? Found it hard to look her in the eye, how could she do this to herself?

>>40255412
I too have a similar feel.
>have nice oneitis
>over the summer she has somehow gained at least A HUNDRED AND FIFTY FUCKING POUNDS
>i mean how the fuck does this work, she looks like whitney now

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>>40255412
It's a shame desu

Used to know a model at school, she was drop dead gorgeous, literally as hot as pic related. Now she's sporting a double chin and a gut.

>>40251938
Kek, the best episode was

>Whitney and her tranny friend go to the pool for some low-impact exercise
>the tranny swims around while whitney sits on the pool steps and complains about being tired
>the trans lady starts telling about how she learned body acceptance to love herself when she dating, not letting the perceptions of others hurt her, not settling for terrible men because she had low self esteem, just generally taking care of her body and accepting the things that she can't change
>Que over to whitney, blublublu how no men want her because she's a fatty, refuses to change something that is completely changeable and literally killing her, muh body acceptable, muh genetics
>After whitney finishes her tantrum she tells the black tranny they have to leave because she's burned too many calories hanging off the metal ladder watching the her swim

Fat people are so fucking arrogant considering they don't do shit and have complete control over loosing weight

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>>40252583
They have fat in their brains

>>40255869
I wonder why this is, obviously some like Whitney are just lazy shits.

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>>40255313
Sadly not, he's a feeder.

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>>40250519

jesus christ I thought that was a buddha when I scrolled by

>>40250519

Are we sure that's honey? Looks more like golden syrup or something.

>>40251301
>is this what you want?
A piece of shit on a plate? No, no thank you.

>>40256034

Nevermind, it's honey. Loads and loads of fucking honey. Poor beez.

https://www.youtube.com/v/0wVRClZhYxA

>>40256060
>900 5lb jugs of honey
>4500lbs of honey
>432000 teaspoons
>864000 bees
>9billion flowers

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>>40250507
>IMAGINE IF HITLER WAS JUST A FAT GUY WHO ACCIDENTALLY ROLLED OVER 6 MILLION JEWS

>>40251938
>>40255897

Anyone got links to video clips?

>>40250343
>get a fucking clue guy

>>40254897

How the fuck is he standing?

>>40256124
>How the fuck is he standing?

On his legs.

>>40254037
>This video has been on Youtube for 5 days
>It features a guy getting pissed on by another guy
>Someone getting anally fisted
>Someone literally shitting on someone else
>The explicit penis is not picked up by youtube's censors

What are they even doing over at Youtube, familia?

>>40255026
>>40255039
OK interesting. The restaurant I used to work at used that exact same mayo to make its thousand island dressing. Really brings back some terrible terrible memories.

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>>40256060
>"honey has a way of transforming everyone in a universal way"

So does throwing the same blanket over them, dingdong. Or if you have to stick to food, chuck some flour at them. Wow, everyone's the same when they're covered in liquid shit, how fucking insightful.

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Does anyone ever know what happened to Georgia Davis? I remember the story about her back in 2007, then her getting her house's wall torn out and taken to the hospital. Not sure waht happened after that.

>>40256060
>this guy killed the bees

>>40254037

The way it's shot and costumed is so well done and aesthetically pleasing but the shit they're showing is so horrific, what the fuck.

>>40256350
is she a brit

she looks like a brit

>>40256424
Yeah I think so. Did she ever lose any weight?

>>40256461
Use google nigga.

>>40254953
this. saw that on fatpeoplehate years ago

>>40250507
is that supposed to make it not funny? who the fuck makes these?

>>40250351
it's women. Fat men are not having much sex.

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>>40250397
If you're fit and not a city chick join a volunteer fire department, they're always nice and might have their own gym

>>40253037
i really just need to clear out all the snack food and get back on a decent diet tbqh
>>40254694
im not fat anon pls just unhealthy as fuck these days

>>40256713
throw it all away, you can't give in and eat it if it isn't in the house without driving out and getting it

Pretty sure she miscarried it. She posted two ambiguous Instagram videos about how it's going to be a hard next couple of weeks and how she wishes she could share more but she's under a contract.

>>40250507
>badspot

holy fucking throwback, got my blockland nostalgia rolling

>>40254121
>implying that he didn't just drink all the soda when he turned off the cameras

I'd be willing to bet he drank at least half the "joke" dorito soda too

>>40251815
http://littlemissdeathfat.tumblr.com/post/57774704266/ive-been-told-im-morbidly-obese-but-if-this

how is someone this delusional....

>>40256424
Walkers chips = probable britbong.

>>40256926
>calls self deathfat
>gets butthurt about morbidity being related to death

Haha, time for cognitive dissonance!

>>40254363
The fact that you had to specify that your marriage is long term and monogamous says something though...

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>>40250519

>>40257252
fags are some of the most degenerate people on the planet

something about taking it up the ass just turns them into little sluts

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Could we get some medfag stories? I really enjoy them.

>>40257349
that eskimo has a lot of oranges

>>40257355

Hope you try as hard in the gym as you did with that post senpai

>>40257364
tell me how to meet girls

>>40257252
>>40257287
Yeah, sucks. Never had the urge to sleep around, husband's the same, met in high-school and been together since '05. We both had both parents in our lives and both sets loved us even after we came out, so not feeling the need to act rebellious against our parents might be a part of it. Though, I've always been one of those straight gays, like working on cars and playing FPS vidya, watching action flicks. There's also a massive overrepresentation of flamers in media, because they're the ones attention whoring. Same with feminazis representing women's rights people and naziboos representing the alt-right. I think the silent majority of us are somewhat normal people that keep to themselves, which just leaves the fucktards for people to see on TV and in those godawful pride parades.

>>40257374

Talking to them is usually a good start. You could always come up behind them with a handkerchief doused in chloroform. Go with your instincts.

>>40257287
Exactly my point

>>40257384
Chloroform is actually a poor chemical to use for this and takes much longer than other chemicals to render the person unconscious.

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Do you think this woman considered that she might have a problem after needing to be towed by a truck to get home?

>>40256575
Fat as fuck man here. Can confirm no sex

>>40257394

It seems you should be teaching me then.

Have you ever used a tranquilizer dart?

It's quite effective if they get the drop on you and start to run.

>>40257406
she prolly would max the towing capacity on my civic

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>>40257406
Laughed so hard I woke my dog up.

>>40257406

If the driver of that truck is of no relation to that hambeast he or she deserves a medal for being a Samaritan.

>>40257419
I have never used any substance to immobilize a person against their will, officer.

In my opinion whitney has man be a firm believer of karma.

On the inside she was a rude cow, and so now she is on the outside, everytime someone is mean to her it doesnt even seem mean because he's passive aggressive to rude to everyone, not to mention in an attempt to pretend to be happy she tricks others into living a terrible live style.

Look at buddy, buddy was never small but after 2 years of living with whitney hes gotta fatter.

Whitney is a fat cunt who is spoiled as fuck, its no supirse her brother fled to NY

>>40257383
Please, how do I be you?

>>40257448
I'm not sure I understand what you're asking.

>>40254873
>I can't see a pair of tits on youtube
?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlfRCqjvmgw

>>40257470
Getting together with a normal gay man instead of some fuckign asshole who will probably cheat on me and go to pride parades.

>>40257765
Find them in hobby groups you like, probably your best bet.

>>40254037
what the fuck

i actually like the song

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What does /fit/ eat for pre-breakfast?

>>40250528
Whatever she gives birth to, they better keep it away from her until has had something to eat.

Some animals get confused and eat their young.

>>40251321
you da man

>>40253595
>You literally had to wipe people's asses?
I promise you, real professionals don't give two shits, and barely even think about it while doing it.

Only people who care are those still new at that kind of job, or kids role playing on the Internet that they have "shitty" jobs to sound cool / tell made up stories.

And there are a lot of those here on fit

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>>40257951
I just looked at the tags for the first time, at the very least I can feel 1% better knowing she's a feeder and will likely not blame anyone.

>>40250428
I thought she sat on a child and queefed it out on a later date

>>40250441
>god tier kek

>>40256350
How do they even afford enough food to balloon to 600lbs?

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>>40250371
>there are kiss less virgins on this very site
>this thing is pregnant
Kys famalams

>>40258093
>janetic
kek, this has to be a parody

>>40258153
Do you see any of your tax money benefitting you in a personal way?

No?

Well, there is your answer. You are a fat enabler and a cuck.

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>>40257951

I'll have the occasional bit of soda in mixed drinks, and I eat at maintenance 2/7 days when I'm cutting so I'm not some ultra-dedicated fitness guru, I'm just some kinda-of slightly fit jackwagon on the internet...but that's more calories from junk food in one sitting than I'll eat in a month. The lack of nutrition and calorie density is breathtaking. What the hell.

>>40254897
God dman

>>40255039
Wouldn't that technically make it healthier?

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>>40258114
It's such a shame her face is kinda pretty

>>40250441
Like the wind!

>>40257383
If you think people aren't gonna give you shit for being gay because you're a good all American straight-acting faggot unlike those bad femme fags then you're fucking delusional. You self-hating assimilationist fucks who want everyone to know how normal you are make fucking sick, plus you're delusional.

>>40256114
I imagine Kung fu panda, when talking obese people flopping around.

I actually like those films, especially #2

>>40258357
jesus man

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>>40250199

>>40251854

>I'm doing the best I can

she's really not though

>>40250381
Go on... Asking for a friend on a dry spell...

Now that I'm out of University and working, I have no idea where to meet and date new women?

>>40253481
Lol amateur story

>get a call for abdominal pain
>Get to house
>Bitch is 3 hunnit pounds and on all fours in bathroom screaming
>Fetus is hanging half out of her puss
>She's screaming for us to "Rip this piece of shit out of me"
>She had no idea she was pregnant
>We can't actually pull the miscarriage out of her because piece could fall out and get stuck in her
>Have to take her to the hospital with no pants on with a baby half sticking out
>She finishes "birthing" it halfway there
>We have to put it in a container to show the ER staff
>She keeps screaming that there's no way she could be pregnant
>When we get to the hospital she just keeps rushing the doc along because she's busy and doesn't have time for some dead baby she didn't want
>Hear her scream "WHATCHU MEAN I CAN'T HAVE NO FOOD? I'M FUCKIN HUNGRY NIGGA" as we leave

Fats truly are the worst. Good luck in your new career!

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>>40253711
>I could eat that 3000 calorie sugar bomb shake

You sicken me. I'd throw up if I had to eat even a spoonful. It looks absolutely disgusting.

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>>40256114
>healthy bodies in fiction is a moral outrage
>unhealthy bodies in reality is A-OK
>mfw

>>40258076

so true
I work in a biomed lab and after the first few times of being sent gangrenous fingers that have been amputated at 3am you get used to it

even before you unwrap it you feel the weight and the way it rattles around 'oh that's a finger/toe'

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I got a short one from an EMT friend
>be called to a house for male patient with severe gastric upset
>walk in house and smell something awful
>400lb man is sitting in a recliner, naked
>call for the bariatric ambulence
>the smell is shit mix with blood
>he had a gi bleed and couldn't get up to use the bathroom
>so he's sitting in a pool of bloody shit
>so much he's actually bleeding out
>fire units too far away to respond in time
>so they get the bariatric tarp type mover, better known as the whale catcher
>they lay it on the ground and using his own bloody shit as lube they slide him out of the chair onto the mover
>by this time the bariatric ambulance is there
>all 4 emts get the fucker into the ambulance
time for a happy end
>he's in the hospital for a week before he dies from complications
yeah I know that's a terrible story, but I still like it
>tl;dr a 400lb fat fuck is slid in his own shit to get him out of a chair, dies from being too fat

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>>40258904

reminds me of the story of medicbro

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>>40259085

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>>40259100

eh have some more medical stories, those are the best since it shows the exact moment where all the years of neglect breaks down their bodies

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>>40259116

>>40250462
That sense of pride when you were the one introducing this to /fit
I'm real fucking sad, huh /fit?

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>>40259122

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>>40259130

>>40255898
I assume the dark bits in the lower half of the fatty's abdomen is poo?

>>40259130
That's the stuff

>>40253796
>1 gallon
So this is what you guys mean by GOMAD?

>>40250441
she looks like a christmas tree

>>40259085
>>40259091
>>40259100
I enjoyed that read, would recommend.

>>40259100
>>40259091
>>40259085
So much of this story is fake it's unreal. I worked on the bariatric truck for years and the suspension of an ambulance does not sag under 600 lbs.

The heaviest I ever transported was a 980lb woman that we used a towing wench affixed to the ground and ramps made of unobtainium to tow her into the truck

Also any medic who thinks starting an IV on a whale is impressive is inexperienced or is just claiming to be one. You always start them in the [spoiler]breast (men too)[/spoiler]

>>40259884
Double post but seriously, during codes 4 firefighters and a patent might all ride in the back and if each person weighs 200lbs that's more than is in the story. Fake story is fake

>>40250412
where do I go?

>>40258357
chill out nigger

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>>40258357
>self-hating

It's funny, you sound the exact same as SOCJUS faggots, except they call it "internalized homophobia". Can't possibly just like normal shit, it must just be self-hatred that stops me from going around choking on stranger's dicks all day. Genius.

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Why, why, why are there so many fatties getting into BDSM? Who in their right mind wants to beat a whale?

>>40259992
all men should be castrated
for their own good

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>>40254037
Aside from everything else that's already been pointed out, I've never met anyone who actually uses bandana code.

I do kinda like the music.

>>40255435
>A HUNDRED AND FIFTY FUCKING POUNDS
This can't be real

>>40258200
desu its amazing what photoshop can do
what an amazing program

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>>40257349
Here you go brah.

>>40257406
>That almost tip
Would've been catastrophic.

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>>40259992
You know, monkey see monkey do.

>>40260056
some of these are exceptionally specific
also some colors are way too close to clearly tell, at least with my eyes

>>40260147
This.
They might be a faggots, but they are still men. I doubt they can differenciate 5 different magentas without something to compare with.

>>40258752
I could totally eat that, you sound like a bitch

I challenge you to an eating competition

>>40260155
>eats out your mom

>>40260164
>haha joke is on you my mom's fat

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>>40260147
>>40260154
A lot of people just make elaborate shit up to make bandanas more sekrit club. There are a few colors that seem consistent across charts (brown being shit, yellow being piss, black being BDSM, etc.), but everything else they just pull out of their ass, hence why bandana code is largely bullshit.

>>40260109
Underrated post.

>>40250496
That would be what, 200 lbs at 15 percent body fat? Not bad at all

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>>40250199
I'll contribute

>>40250519
>qt Bulgarian chick in junior high, everyone's thirsty for her
>few years later her face pops up on my FB
>it's noticeably wide
>gets wider every few months
It's actually really fucking depressing to see what a waste that became

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>>40250199
2/

>>40256926
> There's nothing abnormal about obesity when the average american woman wears a size 14-16 and fat is a normal part of the body

So following Tumblr logic, if all men would start raping women, it would be a-okay because it isnt abnormal anymore and sex is a normal part of our lives?

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>>40250199

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>>40250199
3/

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>>40250199
4/

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>>40250199
5/

I don't get it. Guy looks attractive enough.. why the creature?

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>>40250199
6/
This is why I live in Asia

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>>40250199
7/
Unable to explain

>>40260315
fucking kek

>>40254037
Look I think that video is gross and all, but what does it have to do with fat people?

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>>40250199
8/
Would /fit/ get turned away?

>>40260361
Nips have a weird thing against fit people, so I reckon most would, especially since it's a weight requirement, not a fitness or attractiveness requirement.

>>40259884
>>40259892
after doing a quick google, the specs of a normal ambulance say that they should at minimum be able to handle over 1,300.
If she was 750, anon was 200, new guy was 200 and the girl was 150 the ambulance is at it's limit

"The required minimum
payload (patients, passengers and cargo/equipment) per vehicle with
optional
permanently mounted equipment shall be
1,300 lbs."

>>40260391
they'll probably weigh you at the door if you look like shit but won't care if you have a low bodyfat %

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>>40250199
How about motivation?

>>40256936
Or Irishfag

>T. irishfag

>>40255977
this woman was a teaching assistant in my high school, she's actually quite nice

>>40260339
>powerlifting

>>40260513
most fatties are nice

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>>40260339

>>40256339
I think it's honey because of the symbolism relates to the matriarchy

Although I doubt they would admit that. They would be more likely to spout that the Queen is held captive and force-fed/force-impregnated by the males.

>>40260700
>Queen is held captive and force-fed/force-impregnated by the males.
that's not how bees work

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>>40251815
>I’ve been told I’m “Morbidly Obese”, but if this (above) is the definition of morbid, then “Morbidly Obese” makes no sense.
>Try Fabulously Obese. Sexy and Obese. Stylishly Obese. Even Obviously Obese.
Fuck me, i actually needed a trigger warning before reading that.

>>40251854
>Maybe these convenient jump cuts will hide the fact that i get out of breath by just talking

>>40260524

True, most fatties are normal people. It's the HAES tumblr crowd that is toxic.

>>40259193
Nah that black hole looking thing is uterus or bladder

>>40258200
Pretty good except her hand looks a little creepy

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>>40260884
>he doesn't like his girls to have BIG MEATY CLAWS

>>40256874

Let's hope so.

>>40257951
She could be so pretty
I would still get a blowjob from her

>>40260944
She's got mental problems, see the piercings

>>40255898
looks like it, runs along where the large intestine would be

except the bladder being where you expect

>>40258904
am I a bad person for not being upset that he died?

>>40260105
jesus fucking christ. just put it out of its misery.

>>40260262
This is admittedly quite impressive

>>40257991
Cornfed hamsters eat their young, and this sow looks very cornfed to me. Masted.

>>40261077
The damage to her neck and spine will be epic too. Those aren't moves to attempt without enough muscle to support the whole body.

>>40260957
I would never date her
My sophomore year of high school a girl with 2 lip rings and a pentagram necklace would always give me head/rimjobs for fun.
Girls with mental problems are fun when they fall for you, just don't love them back

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>>40256124
imagine how big and bulky the muscles on his legs must be. he's literally carrying hundreds of pounds of extra weight with him wherever he goes.

>>40260292
is that thing behind her, her ass or a fucking sofa?

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>>40261047

>>40261306
that you gringoy?

>>40260361
>People are skinny because they never eat

This seems to be the core of all fat people logic.

>>40254311
College syndrome

>>40261508
>so to lose weight, I need to eat less
>but I barely eat anything already and feel hungry all the time
>okay so skinny people must eat literally nothing all day because after I eat my breakfast muffin I only have 400 calories left for the entire day, and that's just my TDEE!

>>40254363
God bless faggots like you.

>>40256936
I find it funny that the potato chips called Walkers in the UK are called Lay's in Poland.

>>40250519
this looks like it belongs in mad max

>>40253037

For as much canned tuna as I eat, canned herring shouldn't sound so disgusting to me.

>>40255039

Huh, that's pretty interesting. I've seen it for sale at Costco and always kind of wondered.

>>40261309
Recovering fatty here. Can confirm to this.
I make people WTF with how much I can squat/benchpress. Perhaps maybe the one upside of having been really fat. Free tree trunk legs. (Still have a ways to go though)

>>40262097
> bench

meant Legpress. I'm an idiot

>>40258357

I'll take Bait for $500, Alex

>>40251301
The thumbnail straight up makes it look like she took a selfie of her own shit.

>>40259908
Do a google search for things that interest you in your city. Astronomy club, tabletop gaming, dance classes, cooking classes, amateur sports clubs. If your city has a college or university there may be clubs that don't require that you actually be a student. Join one or two clubs or classes, you will meet people.

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>>40251815

Death can't come fast enough

>>40251854

how do her knees survive this? when will her age start catching up to her?

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>>40262416
Stay tuned. It's coming.

>>40257383
You remind me of that key & peele skit

>>40262492
holy shit that must have cost a fortune

>>40259884
>unobtainium

Plot twist: It was a fatty na'vi

>>40260056
>shrimper (toe sucker)
I nearly threw up while laughing

>>40262492
>>40262589
If she can get through that temptation there's no way she'll fail

>>40262492
If you ate all that in one day - sure you would gain a kilo or two, but your body wouldn't be able to absorb all of those calories, would it?

>>40262462
>using the band to pull the leg back

lmao

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>>40260424
>5. When you feel like giving up, remember how many people you have to prove wrong.
None

>>>sci/thread/8649076
Triggered fatty detected

>>40263351
I think you'll be fat for the rest of your life.

Prove me wrong

>>40263365
>>sci/thread/8649076
Whoops

>>40263373
I'm incompetent please kill me
>>/sci/thread/8649076

>>40263365
>>40263373
like this
>>>sci/8649076

>>40263372
Losing weight is easy it's picking up heavy things that is hard

>>40262589
There's 5 boxes of ferrero Roche there. thats €50

>>40263385
>>40263373
>>>/sci/thread/8649076

What the fuck is wrong with me

>>40257414
I know that feel, just keep lifting and cutting and we can both be fit and still not have sex.

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>>40260361

>>40251342
Is this Popeye firearms lady from the talk show audience?

Also

>yogurt, so healthy omg

>>40260339
>"NEVER SKIP LEG DAY"

>>40257951
3 yohimbine pills

>>40263506
Fucking savage

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Here's an older one.

Seems to be a strong medical theme in this fph thread. I really like this one. Well worth the read.

http://www.endofshiftreport.com/2015/07/a-colleague-of-mine-related-tale-of-pt.html?m=1

>>40262492
That's a lot of money put into being so bitter.

>>40263506
based gordon

>>40262888
You would die assuming it is even possible for you to eat it all

>>40255412
save her before she goes off the deep end

>>40264190
granted, what if I gorged myself on as much as possible

would my body be able to absorb all dem caloricals?

>>40264051
Didn't he think of going to a doctor?

>>40264238
You will probably puke out most of it and store some as fat while you fuck up a few things in your body.

>>40264306
I don't puke, let's say I keep it down

>>40264315
Your body will react on it's own and try to remove it so you will. If not then i guess you will die because your organism is retarded.

>>40257433
they actually aren't, the fatty normally doesnt leave the house, they left to go get more soda or something, their scooter ran out of juice, and a good samaritan stopped by and towed em back. the reason it came out is because the guy who filmed and uploaded it caught a bunch of shit and there was a news story about it.

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>>40263406
What isn't wrong with you?

>>40264259
>A colleague of mine related the tale of a pt, a young man with Type 1 diabetes, who went into diabetic ketoacidosis (DKA) and didn't get appropriate treatment. After a walk-in clinic FAILED TO DIAGNOSE his impending health crisis, he went home and chugged sugar syrup [...]

Going to a doctor is useless if they don't recognize the warning signs and unfortunately this happens more than you'd like to think. The pt went full retard drinking the sugar syrup, but it was the medical professionals who ultimately failed him in this instance. If they had been able to stage a successful medical intervention, he wouldn't have had to die such a horrible death. Remember, T-1 beetus is something you're born with and/or develop early in childhood, unlike the fatties who develop T-2 by eating garbage their whole lives.

>>40258238
kek

>>40260360
there is a time and place for everything friend

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>>40250507
>imagine if Hitler was just some fat guy who accidentally rolled over six million Jews
holy shit this is hilarious

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>>40251854
say what you will about Boogie, but at least he's not claiming to be an athlete and making exercise videos.

>>40258600
what was the context? Is Babs finally done with her shit?

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>>40250507
I still don't get who made this. Is it supposed to be ironic? Because Hitler rolling over jews is pretty darn hilarious.

>>40257764
Now it's gone. That's a shame, was pretty hot.

>>40264929
no, but he's always crying muh genetics which is just as bad.