Tricks for girls

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n-no

>>40239963

you current gf doesn't know the size of your dick?

Judging from the way you both text, it's fair to assume you're both in elementary school.

>>40239991
We just started dating. I'm fucking her tomorrow though.

>>40240017
It's for the M E M E I R O N Y

>>40240039
Get longer and well groomed hair, go on a bulk, and wear different clothes.
There isn't much I see wrong, but that's my advice

>>40240045
which is why you're fucking underage you dumb virgin

>>40240039
It's not your face
Don't stare like a serial killer
Don't make serial killer faces
Try being a normal person and leave 4chan forever

>>40240039
First you gotta drink bleach to cleanse yourself of those shitty shitskin genes.

>>40240078
I'm not tho. Why are you so mad famalam?

DON'T TEST ME

>>40240086
its called the autism stare and you think its a joke but it's a real thing lmao.

>>40240039
get a haircut and some glasses.

better to look like a polished numale than an autismo

>>40240105
You do realize that, shit turns white when it gets old.

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>>40239963
>yfw she plop out thicc salami

>>40240039
Holy FUCK m8
Stop being so obsessed about your face when one guy said you look like a lesbian dyke

Just fucking stop. some chicks may even be into the lesbian dyke look

>>40240039
You legit look like an alien wearing human skin.

>>40240039
>Never texted a girl
>22
I'm not the best looking or more social guy but this autismo makes me feel almost Chad

>>40240039
You look good dude
Step up your grooming and the way you dress
Workout, bulk and get some weight on you
Work on your social skills, there are plenty of advises online on working on your appearance and how you interact with people

>>40240039
Facial structure and skinny body and lack of fur suggests low testosterone levels

Also
>shitskin
there is no saving you

>>40240039
>What do I do to improve my appearance, boys?
sorry Elliot, nothing to fix, you're perfect. it's the women that are the problem.

>>40240039
Bulk and longer hair. You'll be fine

>>40240033
> doesnt fuck her and drop her the next day like the malaysian flight.
disappoint.

>>40240297
I usually do fuck girls and then drop them. But I really like her and haven't had a real gf for around a year, I'm also leaving for boot in four months and I want to have a nice and memorable time.
I already went through my fuckkng sloots phase.

>>40240188
underrated

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You need to bulk up, I used to be a skinny 20% bodyfat like you but then I started deadlifting once per month and eating 6000 calories a day.

gf typing: my friends call him the monster now but he has to turn them down because he's already giving me dick twice a day, non-negotiable.

>>40240033
>gf
>just started dating
>Shes never seen my pepee
>shes my gf
>GUYS I HAVE GF

Either underaged or just a "nice guy". Either way fuck off.

>>40240033
I quit

>play the mysterious and quiet card
>im actually just boring and have nothing interesting to say

>>40240227
>good
No. Maybe not the worst, but certainly not good

>>40239963
>tell girl I have a micro penis
>read 2:33 pm
>p-pls respond

>>40240480
>prostate slavery

U wot?

>>40239963
W-what if my dick really is 3"?

>>40240422
Lol why are you so buttmad buddy?
Be happy:^)

>>40240039
ur a skinny fag. lift
ur hair is boring. do something with it.
smile.
something is wrong with your jaw. are your teeth together?

Oh, also, you're brown. Sorry.

>>40240541
what app?

>>40240508
>my dad was having a tantrum and knocking things over
Holy fuck I can't breathe

Also how attractive are you that they're still talking to you through this?

>>40240526
Tell them 1"
Be super serious about it tho.

>>40240039
You have strangely dead eyes. I would probably smile more and do meditation to relax and find your chill.

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>>40240560
with how women judge size and distance they really will think 3" is 1"

>>40240526
You should do the opposite and tell them you're hung like danny d

>>40240033
Hahahaha

>>40240039
You look like when they do that thing where they make a composite face of a bunch of different faces.

>>40240039
you look like the night stalker breh

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>>40240508
>I am, we're giving him fruit snacks

>>40240541
What happened to the store?

>>40240033
>>40240422
when i started dating my ex she asked me out before we ever had sex and like 4 days after we did, kinda fucked up but she's probably been with 20-30 guys before 18 but i was the only one she did that so idek

>>40240039

Youre a handsome guy. Not even average, you're a handsome guy. Find a therapist to help you get out of your own head. You're too far behind in the game of social interaction and you just keep getting more and more lost. A therapist will help you with that. Will give you the correct and healthy perspective about yourself and others that you need in order to function. The last thing wrong with you is your face. I look like Ron Perlman's uglier brother and I married a runway model.

>>40240039
Your face looks fine, honestly it's above average.

You have a bit of acne scarring, get some products or cover it with a bit of foundation.

Your features are a bit feminine, try growing a beard to emphasize your masculinity.

But the real problem is that weird, creepy stare you have going on. Like there is an emptiness inside you. You need to work on animated your eyes. Even when you are not smiling, your EYES should be smiling. There should be a "light" in them. Does that make sense?

>>40241060

is this even english

>>40240495
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>>40240507
Stop it im crying in the gym

>>40240554
I want to know too

I called my girlfriend a worthless cunt who was only good for sex and told her to get raped by a pack of niggers. Fuck you abby.

> all these replies to a deleted post.

What did I miss?

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>>40240541

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>>40245598
Did you say to deserve to be blown before the Jacuzzi?

>>40245904
Mel gibsoned the fuck out of that spoiled, ungreatful rich kunt.

>>40245540
me 3

what app, fags

>>40245852
How the fuck was that autism, it was funny

>>40240479
Fellow low self-esteem anon, let me share a secret of the universe with you - nobody has anything interesting to say.

Everyone else is just as boring as you consider yourself. I know it feels like it, but it's not narcissistic to talk about yourself. It's expected, and how you form social connections.

If you really feel like you have nothing at all to discuss, ask questions about them. Eventually they will say something you can relate to.