I- I think I'm in love, guys..

>>40239428
>belly extends over belt
>2pl8 diddy only

>>40239428

>2 plate

>>40239428
>Feminist

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>>40239428
*intense lip licking*

post more

For all you women on here reading this, do not label yourself as a feminist unless you want to be viewed as sexually repulsive by the vast majority of the male population.

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Wat do

>>40239466
"how long are you going to continue bulking?"

>>40239466

Roses are red, violets are blue, so it on my face and wiggle your hips

>>40239428
Lmao2pl8. As a fatass, even!

>>40239493
...and go brap brap brap!


Mmmmm spectacular! Absolutely marvellous!

>>40239428
>athletic

>>40239428
>describing yourself as interesting
>describing yourself as articulate

>>40239428
Anyone that describes themselves as interesting is not interesting

>>40239428

>2pl8
>alternating grip

>>40239428
37? she looks like a 50 year old transexual in that picture

>>40239428
>bw deadlift

>>40239466
If dubs, say you want her smelly farts down your throat (as a joke haha).

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>Found this last night.
>swiped right so hard my roomie heard it

Look at those biceps. Once she's done bulking and cuts she'll be so jacked

10/10 would fuck raw

>>40239708
heh, i was going to post ">she" and then i saw the bio.

>>40239708

Can't be real.

Can it?

Hold me /fit/ :(

>>40239708
24?

>>40239781
>>40239721
It's very real. This is what I get for living in Cali.

>>40239708

>all those victimhood points

jesus that might be a new high score

>>40239510
kek

>>40239708
>big biceps
wha

>>40239708

>Disabled
>Top

Hahaha

>There are sad individuals who would still try (and fail) to fuck this

>>40239882
I don't care who you are.. "this" >>40239708
Fucks you... period.

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>>40239428
Notice how she is wearing a belt. That means she's a powerlifter and not just a regular fatty. You have /fit/s approval to go ahead and have intercourse with this woman.

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Would you?

>>40239970
what would make her think that is a good picture to put on tinder?

>>40239925
>POWERBABIES

>>40239708
》this thing Will have a degree from stanFord and will look more attractive in the eyes on an employers than you

>>40239708
Autistic
And disabled???

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100% match for 4chan autists

>>40240050
Lol

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>>40239585

more pics? she looks good

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>>40240056
>THICC
>knows cuck humour

would pump n' dump

>>40239970
Holy fuck are these people retarded

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>>40240056
>Made me lel
>>40239428
I'd probably tear it apart op. Please slam it for us and photobook some memorabilia

>>40239428
Who here /strong not skinny/?

Jesus christ do women really have to be that fat to deadlift merely 2.5 plates?

>>40239466
Kek! You absolute madman!

>>40239708
>letting this dude assfuck you until he feels "comfortable" enough to let you assfuck him back

leftists need to be purged
When will the next inquisition start

>>40239428
>likes cycles

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D- do you think she'll reply?

>>40240287

That's just 2 plates.

>>40240765
I cringed

>>40240765
better upgrade.

do all you dyels only do 1rep diddly? smfh

>>40240765
I thought it was funny. Hope it works.

>>40240765
Right now, she is showing it to one of her BFFs, and they are laughing about your sorry ass.

>do you, like, imagine this guy ?

>>40240127
yes.

>>40240785
Those are 25kg so that's indeed 2.5pl8

>>40240019
I don't have any noticeable mental illnesses though so I doubt it.

>40240339
I'm with you brother

>>40239466
This is a shit test. If you explain yourself you fail.

Just do it again. Literally reply "BRAAAAP"

>>40241026
This was supposed to be your (you)
>>40240339

>>40241069
.... I'm done with 4chan for today...

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Are you supposed to lie when women ask what's up?

I want a girl who looks completely different and feminine not a lifter for fucks sake.

>>40241139
You just have to polish it up a bit

>What's up
>my 2 inch micropenis

Works every time

>>40241050
this desu famalam

>>40241008
It says 45lb on the plates my dude

>>40241008
even that is a baby weight

>>40241069
poetry

>>40241139
Please tell me she replied

>>40241008

Look closer, they are 45s so it's 2plate.

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>>40241375
What did she mean by this?

>>40241502
She wants to bang again.

>>40239428

women who lift weights produce stronger sons

>>40239428
why do people think lifting makes you athletic? maybe if you were oly lifting yeah but this bitch starts doing some powerlifting all of a sudden she's an athlete lol

>>40241502
she wants pics

>>40240765
What the fuck is this from? Is this a reference to something? If not this is hilarious

>>40241717
So, the latest CIA document FOIA thing, it came out that they spent MILLIONS studying psychic powers and MKULTRA tier shit. I just came up with the magnetic bird theory, though. Also she never replied. Guess I'm not cute enough

>>40240765
you sound like a chat bot designed by Gearbox

>>40241502
Dick pics coming right up senpai

>>40241502
She literally has no sense of humor. Just drop her

>>40241502
that she has seen that type of messages all the time before you and she is boring of that

>>40239428
Whenever someone describes themselves as feminist in their "about me" I always assume they're retarded. I have no problem with feminists until they make it part of their identity, because then it becomes a part of their ego.

>>40240339
Meh, people have shitty sex. Why does that need to be a political issue?

>>40240765
ya blew it, buddy...

>>40241052
>>40240339
H
I N H I B
G
H

>>40239428
Any tinder profile tips?

>>40240765
POF is where you find the bottom of the barrel of women next to the rooms of NA and AA

>>40240765
Fucking died

>>40245427
I'm surprised she had the balls, considering how infested OSU is with SJWs

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>>40239458
Other than fatties, the only women I left-swipe are feminists and bible-nuts
At least the female bible nuts can match up with male bible nuts, but don't expect many men over ~22 to be willing to tolerate feminists

>>40245632
this has to be a joke profile

has to be

>>40245632
Why would you cut out the profile pic. I want to see the face of the person making these inane demands

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>>40245632
>The entitlement in this one.

>>40245632

why dont you just lead her on? Say you are a lawyer and ask to meet up and then just not go. When she text you where you are, just say "sorry, Im running a little late but Im almost there!"

>>40245587
Wright State University reporting in, gotta give it a 7/10 on the SJW scale. Is OSU really that bad?

>>40245632
Dear god, I desperately hope this is a /fit/izen meming us.

>>40245632
Friendly reminder: men are more valuable than women.

>>40245632
hmm
>6'5"
>90k
>wizard
Too bad it's all about the face; gotta keep mewin'

>>40245632
There are a lot of thirsty cucks out there.

>>40245632
>entitled cunt
>thinks she'll be tolerated by anyone she described

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So it's a tinder thread then?

>>40245981
I mean she got a point

It could go either way really

>>40245754
It's fucking terrible.

Venture anywhere out of STEM and you get inundated with leftist propaganda.

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Jesus I don't understand Tinder game. I can easily get girls IRL with most of them ending in my bed but can't get any matches on Tinder or any other online dating.

>>40246026
My mother visited me back in college and met the black girl I was dating at the time. She was totally cool with it but she told me don't bring her home unless it gets serious because she didn't want to deal with my grandmother throwing a fit. My grandmother went pretty nuts when I brought an asian girl to meet my family I cannot imagine how a black girl would go. She is Puerto Rican btw.

>>40246097
tinder is for degenerate teens/early 20s plain and simple, the kind of people who succeed there are not the kind of people who succeed in life and attract normal healthy partners

/tip tip etc

>>40246120
>She is Puerto Rican btw.

But Puerto Ricans have some African Ancestry in them...

Your Grandma is a self hating retard tbqh.

>>40246134
My mother's side of the family can trace their ancestry back to 1700s Spain. They are pretty much pure Spaniards, no African ancestry to be seen. My father's side isn't so clear cut and my grandmother was apparently not super happy about it when she met his family. In general I don't get it. I married a Jewish girl and had no issues cause she's white.

>>40240098
>thicc
>actually just fat

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>>40245981
Sure

>>40246219
desu all three are pretty good

>>40246167
Is this a you laugh you lose post?

>>40239428
>Feminist

>>40246219
>putting your penis in a girl's mouth

Seems unsanitary

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>>40246243

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White trash in one picture (right)

>>40246243
Especially with the molten cheese being involved.

>>40246306
Send her a picture of a slice of pizza.

>>40239708
> trans
> gay
> only top
> dom

lel this is a sly straight dude in disguise

>>40246306
Looks like shes been getting pizzas

>>40239428
Why are there so many fat, ugly girls at powerlifting gyms?

>>40239708
these are the people protesting trump.

>>40239448
those are reds. that's 120kg

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christ thank fuck this thread was on first page
been chatting to tinder slut, we are agreeing on sex - she's really into anal and I mention I've never done it, she gets really turned on by this and I tell her she can guide me through it if she wants. Then she writes

Are u serious?? Are u going to let me own that dick and make u cum?

Do I say yes or do I give her a dominant response about owning her, slamming her down, etc etc.

Been a while since I got my dick wet.
Pic related is her.

>>40239708
kill it now

>>40247095
that's a dude, dude

>>40239428

>atheltic

>can't walk up the stairs without dying

>prediabetic

Is this what powerlifters actualy believe? lol

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>>40247114
NOPE NOT THAT ANSWER I WAS LOOKING FOR.
You still think??

PLS RESPOND

>>40246580

oh shit I see it now. Thanks enlightened anon, that's great

>>40247123
Absolutely, man.

>pointed ass
>never fully showing face or crotch
>flat chest
>those arms
>insistent on anal

100% man

>>40239970
yeah lemme swipe right on dat shit.

>>40245427

Oy vey I shure hope dat shiksa can gimme a nose jahb

>>40247140
Just

fucking kill me.

>>40247140

Yep

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>>40247123
ROFL thats a dude xD XD

Well thanks guys, if it keeps sending me messages I'll just tell it my buddies at /fit/ said it was a dude.

I'm going to drink myself to sleep.

>>40247123
"she's" really into anal, because thats the only hole in that region that "she" has

>>40246899
Because the level of competition in female powerlifting is so low that just showing up to a meet basically guarantees a podium spot for them.

>>40239428
tf kinda trickery is this. REd plates are supposed to be 55lbs, 45 = blue.

>>40239458
T. Virgin
Feminazis are gross and fat, feminists are just not spineless lol

>>40241502
There it is. There he goes. Isn't he just the funniest guy around? Oh my god.

>>40247348
Tbh, women that go around telling people that they're feminists as a defining personal characteristic are generally in the former group.

>>40239428

>Feminist

Dropped.

>>40245738
We have a saying in Polish "she shits higher then her ass" for entitled bitches like that and I'm reminded of it every time I go on dating websites.

>>40247348
>feminists are just not spineless lol

Yes they are. They are also daddy hating sluts who are just using it as a excuse to justify their cunty attitude and bad decision making as 'empowerment'. The reality is dad wasnt around or touched them as a kid and they need random dick to fill that void until they hit 25 and decide to settle. #swipeleft.

I fucked a 'feminst' off tinder once. After successfully red pilling her I took her back to my hotel and rooted the shit out of her for 3 hours. Hair pulling, choking, bondage, spanking and the often 'Punish me daddy' were all experienced.

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>>40246219
this has got to be a trap.
No women would invite a bro over, make him food and have another chick suck his dick, right?
I know women don't operate with logic, but I've never seen or heard of something like that happening to anyone

>>40239428
>wearing a belt with anything less than 5pl8

Never gonna make it

>>40239428
>cycles
fucking roiders can't shut up about their drug abuse even on tinder

>>40248153
Can you put this novel on literotica or something when you're done writing it?

>>40246219
Pretty sure by roommate she doesn't mean them in the pic, she probably means a trap who will suck your dick when you're out cold after she gets you drunk.

>>40239708
That just looks like some lad going in drag for a stag night or something. I don't think I've ever seen a tranny with a more obviously male face.

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>>40239801
It's a dude.

>>40245427
Now this is more like it.

>>40240019
Intense fury.

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>>40248732
that image is fucked cunt
literally "I fuck my gay down syndrome brother frequently" tier

>>40240765
Who gives a shit if she doesn't reply, that's fucking brilliant.

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>>40245632

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>>40248732
fucking your tranny bro isn't homo though is it?

>>40247123
CAN YOU NOT SEE HIS DICK IN THAT PICK? fucking shit on a dick man

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>>40248785
>posting the inferior cap
step up

>>40240050
What a catch!

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>>40246167
>jews
>white

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>>40248785
>watch American Psycho with girlfriend
>she sees this scene
>"Anon, I hope you don't pose like that when we fuck doggy style"
>"of course not"
>mfw I do it all the time

>>40239450
Stopped reading there. Stay away from that

>>40245754

Just graduated from there last May. It really is.

>>40248747
Oh you sweet summer child.

>>40248785
Not if he has a feminine penis

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>>40239450
>>40249155
same

>>40239708
>Queer trans femme
So is this a man that wants to be a woman and likes women, or a girl pretending to be a man pretending to be a girl?

>>40245981
What if I'm a beaner and my parents don't like a niggress?

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This one posted her number. I think she's a prostitute

>>40246063
>implying having a problem with kikes has anything to do with leftist propaganda

>>40249277
You think? come on man. she is. Also Tinder in my area and most dating apps are 95% prostitutes. The other 5% are traps....

>>40249154
devilish

I used to do that too

>>40247095
I can tell she has STD's just by looking at her back. She clearly doesn't take care of herself.

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>>40247123

>>40245427
She's a keeper!

>>40248322
There are some women who genuinely don't give a fuck and just enjoy casual sex.

They're rare, but they exist.

>>40246339
This

>>40239708
>these are the people who go to Stanford

>>40249515
Where do you live?Asking for a friend.....

>>40245427
AYYYYEEEE OSU WHATTUP?!?!?!

>>40246219
>shit tier college w 80% acceptance
LOL SWIPE LEFT

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>tfw no lanklet gf

>>40248138
"sra wyżej niż ma dupę"?
W zyciu tego nie słyszałem, dzięki anon.

>>40250609
>below 6'
>lanklet

>>40250698
Wyżej sra niż dupe ma

>>40250846
Aha.
W każdym razie zacznę używać, podoba mi się.

>>40250875
Mi też! Zapisz sobie, jest całe Twoje przyjacielu! ;)

>>40250891
dziękuję, Lori

>>40250698
>>40250846
>>40250875
>>40250891
>>40250908
Is this a fucking meme

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>>40250464

Get the fuck away from me, undergrad scum. If you lift at the RPAC in the mornings, look for the skinny guy with a bunch of tattoos that looks like weev. I'm not him, just thought I ought to mention.

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>>40250924
Don't mind us.

>>40247347
IDK what kinda plates you've been looking at

Red 45
Blue 35
Yellow 25
Green 15

>>40250609

>double choker

what did she mean by this?

>>40251171
>what did she mean by this?
Daddy issues, will suck on first date, but anal only after second.

>>40251135

red - 55lb/25kg
blue - 45lb/20kg
yellow - 33lb/15kg
green - 22lb/10kg
grey - 12lb/5kg

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>>40251135

>>40245427
OY VEY ANOTHA SHOAH
send that

>>40251171
Only sucks 2 dicks at a time

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>>40245632
I'd right swipe her so fucking hard
>6ft
>own company
>six figures
>lead her on
>dump her like the cunt she is

>>40250609
>swans
Plebshit

>>40239428
>2pl8 diddly
>mixed grip
Why do women even lift?

>>40252142
>get hit with a rape charge

>>40239428
holy fuck 37 looks 57

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>tfw did not match

>>40252306
i use mixed grip, i used chalk and i do sumo dl
and i have juicy back stop the sad lies

>>40252463
>likes anime
I have never met a normal girl that openly admits this. They always have some kind of issue or are just plain crazy.

>>40240056
ANON I GO TO THAT UNI

ARE U AT THAT UNI

NOTICE ME

>>40252496
Her looks could make up for it. As long as she wouldn't try to peg you in your sleep crazy I'd be fine

>>40246306
They have tinder in west virginia?

>>40252464
>deadlifts 2plate
>having a juicy back

jakegyllenhaul.gif

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>>40252362
>even meeting her in the first place
>using real names on tinder
>giving anything but fake info until meeting in person
if she shows the police a picture I can just claim its not my account and that the user got my picture of the internet

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>just spam right swipe every time because I can't be bothered to filter through anymore
>all my matches are either fat ugly black girls or cute white girls that happen to be turbo feminists
>tfw got called an ableist on tinder

what is it about me that attacts the exact opposite of the kind of person I want?

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>>40252643
>Scary Stressy Skelly

I'll shove me Reynauld up your eye socket, cunt

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>>40252775

>>40252496
Ha too bad anon my gf loves anime and has turned me on to some good shows. She's motivated, lifts, and is in grad school. I am truly blessed.

>>40252514
>As long as she wouldn't try to peg you in your sleep crazy I'd be fine

Yeah, that kind of thing.

>>40252810
Good for you then. I'm not saying it's rule, it's just my anegdotal expirience.

>>40248138
I'm stealing this thank you anon.

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>>40252608
fk u dolphin

>>40252496
Arabs like anime

>>40250609
Ask her about merzbow

>>40253341
Post glutez

>>40253601
or some random radio wave frequency where's no radio station.

>>40250609
bruh...please just kill me

>>40239708
Is this another version of chris-chan?

>>40245427
I... I might have actually fucked her like 4 years ago...

holy shit if not the similarity is uncanny. It IS a small country, though I don't remember that name. She looks like a QT.

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there was some fat girl earlier today that we really into powerlifting, I totally could've made some OC for /plg/ if I didn't swipe left too soon. Even if I don't get matches cause I hate photos this is still hilarious.

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>>40254227

Good to know, Mr. Shekelberg.

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>tfw women can tell I'm a cuck without even meeting me

>>40254289
Don't be jealous it was only like a couple of weeks on vacation.

>>40254280
>learning language of one of the most xenophobic and isolated people on this planet that will percieve you as another species

>>40239882

>Disabled
>Top

Obviously she's going to hold you down with her retard strength and peg you

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She doesn't get it

>>40245632
>manlets btfo

>>40252773
Its called moderinity.

>>40245632

Generally speaking, I feel like if a girl has to mention she's a feminist in the first three sentences of her dating profile she's probably got a horrifically 2 dimensional personality anyway

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Red flag city?

>>40245981
no self-respecting white would date a black anyways

>>40254647
Come on man it's 2017. Racism isn't cool

>>40254448
>peg you
You peg with strap-on. In this case it's regular homo sex

>>40254590
Duh.
You become a weaboo, because you're social outcast. She's a girl so she have social life on easier mode and still is weaboo in her mid 20s.

>>40254654
Nah man obama made it cool

>>40254703
Kek implying drumpf didn't start this racist maymay

>>40254590
Looks like a cool bro. Probably plays warhammer or something.

MTF for sure.

>>40239428
takes some balls to describe yourself as 'interesting'

>>40254944
No, she means she's got numerous CD's collecting interest, so you know she's good with money

>>40245754
Burf. live in the area and worked at osu for almost a year. You will maybe see one purple hair freak transgender. Why are we acting like this is a actual issue when no one rarely sees these people outside of the internet.

>>40240765
I fucking loled

>>40246339
I fucking died laughing

>>40247355
lmao

>>40254590
6 foot. My manlet senses are tingling.

>>40245427
JIDF pls

>>40254280
what the fuck someone from roc on here

>>40250609
IN BLACK NEW YORK

>>40254385
Her bio reads like a handbook to being trans
>Kayla
Do they just have the same 3 names on rotation or something?

>>40239428
What's so impressive about deadlifting your bodyweight?

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>>40246306
>>that face when that's your cousin

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>>40254590
that's a famous trans who plays league of legends. her name was yuno(the character she's cosplaying) then she changed it to remilia and now it's sakuya

>>40245632
Sounds like a fake profile /fit/ would make

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>>40258186
>her

>>40254280
that awful nip is triggering me

>>40254449
kek

>>40247123
>>40247095

Buddy I've piped a lot of ladyboys in my day, and that, my friend, is packing a penis

>>40253341
oh ok, so youre a fat female then? Good job

>>40254590
dude, its a fucking guy are you kidding me?

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>>40241139
>hey
>heyyy
>whats up
>nuthin hbu
>nothin lol
>cool

These kinds of convos i swearr

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>get decent amount of matches
>have decent convos and shit
>eventually they stop responding

What the fuck bros? What am I doing wrong? Also how soon should I ask for their number? Also sometimes I don't reply for a few hours or until the next day cause too busy, does this kill all chance I have?

>>40240056
I'd fuck her. Hiding half her face behind her phone is a bit of a red flag though.

>>40245427
fuark

>>40245632
Anyone who believes that profile isn't fake is a fucking retard

>>40259703

Dude, you gotta understand just how many offers for dick one average girl gets on Tinder on a slow day

It's like if your computer got a virus that made a pop-up load every 6 seconds, only the pop-ups are one-word messages and corny jokes

I would honestly even suggest making a fake girl profile to see for yourself. It's a real eye opener.

>>40259786

Yeah, I get that and that's what I fucking hate about Tinder. At least IRL I might have a fucking chance but getting reduced to just a fucking number on Tinder is shit tier, I don't know how anyone but the chaddest of chads can succeed.

I've even had a couple girls message me first on the app+a super like, but I guess they have way too many options to even care.

>>40250609
>harsh noise

bruh you gotta tap that

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>>40239988
underrated kek

>>40245981
That is a fair point though.

>>40246871
Kek

>>40247095
If that isnt a trap she still has pimples on the ass.

>>40246167
>pure spaniard
Yeah buddy trust me your a mutt just like the niggress your mom met

>>40239970
well she lets you go in raw so theres that.

>>40248785
if he got a vag its not homo. also post vid,

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oh FUG (1/2)

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>>40262593

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Haha oh wow

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>>40262691
>your

>>40262691
You could probably get some free pizza though

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>>40239458
This. I like strong women, but once you put on the feminist label you might as well scream " I HATE MEN! YOU OBEY ME! NOW BEND OVER WHILE I FUCK YOU WITH A STRAP ON! REEEEEEE!!!!! FUCK OFF CIS MALE, AND STOP OPPRESSING ME!!!!"

>>40245981
Cute description.

>>40247123
kek that's a man.

>>40262936
Go outside

>>40254590
that's CLEARLY a man

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>>40247081

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>>40254590
don't worry, it isn't gay if it has a feminine penis

>>40252463
breh my eyes are swelling up

I love her

>>40262936
what if i want to fuck a /fit/ bitchboy with my strap-on?

>>40260099
ATTENTION LIFTERS!!

I am actually in love with this girl here - i need help identifying her please.

>>40245632
There's nothing wrong about uploading shirtless selfies as a male dude unless you're fat or out of shape otherwise everything is acceptable.

>>40239458
I once saw a profile saying "swipe left if you don't understand why I hate men".
I assumed it was satire, but swiped left just to be safe.

>>40252773
They do the same thing because they're desperate for male attention.

>>40263176
pls be in London

>>40263176
ATHENS
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>>40264715
>heAthens

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Ayy lmao

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As if those glasses weren't a big enough red flag

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You know nothing

>>40262593
That's clearly a man

>>40265017
>fuck men

What did she mean by this?

>>40262691
That fucking sign.

I had some fucking cunt I met at a party ask me out to coffee while I was super drunk, saying we can talk about "what she does" and that she couldn't "do it justice" talking about it right there. I meet up with her and she pulls a tablet out and starts a fucking presentation like I just sat down for a timeshare pitch.

>WorldVentures

A.k.a. pyramid scheme for suckers #1,392,981, re: CutCo knives, makeup club salespeople, etc. I told her I wasn't interested twice and she kept going. She was actually surprised when I got up and walked out in the middle of her talking.

tl;dr fuck WorldVentures and their shitty salesmen

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>American trannies

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>>40265202
vs
>Japanese trannies

>>40265202
she VERY clearly says cuban tranny

>>40265080
>asexual
>on tinder

>>40265032
>just be my friend
>on tinder

I don't understand how some people are so fucking dumb even though it is today's date

>>40239428
>articulate feminist

This means she's LOUD and she HATES MEN

>>40239466
Plug iPhone in, you dumb idiot

>>40265160
acutally looking at their website for 1 and a half minute makes you think that it's shady as fuck. I feel bad for these people

>>40262593
>>40262602
>meet a girl on tinder
>she says she could beat me in tekken
>comes over and plays
>choose random
>its mokujin
>savagely beat her until she leaves (10+ matches, she didn't win 1)
>she was so mad she didn't even put out
>see that she removed mention of tekken before she unmatched me
/v/ here, I didn't realize having casual sex made you a fukken casual. Why do girls think they're good at tekken too?

>>40246219

>puget sound

Washington bro?

>>40265202
>teeth
I just threw up a little

>>40262691
those fucking hamstrings are more ham than strings
mirin'

Hey can someone give me the webm of the kid in the flash shirt deadlifting.