How do I get a thic /fit/ Latina gf?

>>40235912
find one and talk to them

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>>40235912
>tfw no Latinas in my country

>>40235912
BRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP........AYY AYY ARRRIBBBAAA AMIGO!!!!! YO QUIERO EL TACO BELL PTTHTTBBTBHTHTHTTHTHTBBBTHHTTHTTTBTTHTHHBH *plop*.....AYYY DIOS MIO

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>Be white
>Be taller than 5'7
>Have a decent job

Latinas are easy mode m8

>>40236130
Keep doing gods work

>>40236138
Not the fit ones. Short and fat maybe.

>>40236157
no that guy is pretty much spot on

>>40236162
You at least have to be fit yourself cmon

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>>40236130
so fucking underrated

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>>40236214
>DIOS MIOS

>>40236130
You are a beautiful person.

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alright motherfucker about 4 years ago I got a badass salvadorean artist girlfriend (we broke up more than a year ago and since then I've been dating an italian qt) but I'm just gonna share my story of how I "got" her

>got into a life drawing class because hey, I'm in my early 20's and I should really do what I want to do since I have time and I really like drawing naked people
>started talking to her and spilling my spaghetti because she is fucking fine and i'm high as fuck, but I MADE IT CLEAR THAT I LIKED HER
>one day the model was late so teacher was asking for volunteers to pose, so I did
>got out of my baggy sweats and started posing in my underwear, teacher starts saying oh shit this guy is fucking ripped i didn't know
>keep in mind I'm manlet 5'6" asian with average dick
>salvadorean who was actually really good at drawing was busy texting her girl friend that she wants to fuck me (i found out way later)
>got her number and hangs out with her in short amounts between classes and what not
>one day i invited her to go to the beach to hang out and make out and then we had sex on the beach and in my car

that's what happened to me, maybe oyu can extrapolate something from that. I am an awkward person and managed it, you, my white(?) brother, can do it, because chicks in general love guys. Like a real guy

>>40235915
What do you think we are?

>>40236130

I fucking despise the brap meme, but I'd be lying if I said this didn't make me crack up.

>>40236359
in my experience girls like an imperfect guy with both confidence and spaghetti. They don't want a 6'4" thundercock god making six figures and cares more about his appearance than them.

As long as you give them the good dick, but it should be fine since anon have a lot of repressed sexual energy right?

>>40236332
You the man, Chang.

1 find thic Latina
2 convince her to lift with you
3 ...
4 profit

>White people obsessed with Latinas

>>40236664
Yeah p much. I am a thicc /fit/ latina gf myself and I was just chubby when my bf met me.

>>40236793
Shh sperg, let them enjoy it before The wall goes up and 'Latina" whores start to think their rarity has worth

>>40236122
>tfw america
God damnit republicans

>>40235912
You need to go back

>>40236130
Jesus christ :DDDD

A better question would be when and it should be before she gets deported.

just be careful with latinas once you fuck them, they're crazy as shit.

>>40236130
The only funny one out of the million

This girl I met though the Internet want a dick pic to send nudes in return.

I feel like a degenerate thinking about sending someone I never met a dick pic.
Is this a fucking thing?

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>>40237904
You already have a sizeable hispanic population though.

>>40236157

>Short and fat maybe
aka 95% of the Hispanic community in the US

>>40236130
This is the only one out of the million that has been posted which has been funny. Seriously, if it took you this long, then it's a horrible forced meme. Just stop.

>>40236793
latinas ain't a race.

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>hfw mexican qt3.14

<i hate you so much, donald

>>40236130
He waited, for how long, he knew not. An hour? A day? It did not matter. Sitting at his computer, his parents assuming he had gone to bed and since awakened. Fools. No, he required no sleep. A child's body can long be sustained on soda and cookies, cautiously smuggled to his room over time, and hidden securely under his twin bed. The MLP bed skirt concealed his stores. Wait, what was that? Ah, only a side shot. Dawn having long since broken, his heart began to sink. Would there be nothing? But lo, his prize! There it was, an ass! Er, butt, mom wouldn't care for that language. Joyfully, his wee fingers flew, and, having completed his post, collapsed into a weary, giggling fit. Ah...farts, the epitome of brilliant humor. Darkness closed in on his last, high pitched giggles. Yes, he would rest, but soon, he would return...

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>>40236130
idk how i feel about this one

>>40238429
She looks like idubbbz