Making it stories

>>40233445
It was in 2nd grade

>>40233460
>being in 2nd grade
lmao you want some milk kiddo?

>holding grudges from when you were fucking 7
Jesus Christ you're a faggot

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>making it
pic related me at 18, yes natty

>>40233517
lmfao roiding for this

breh get over it

All those muscles fueled by resentment and faggotry

lol

>>40233517
>natty

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>>40233080
>be chubby ever
>ride the bus
>picked on by girl
>constantly
>get first bj from whore at lmao18
>posting about it on an ethiopian tire resurfacing image board

>making it

>>40233526
>>40233576
it specifically says natty

>>40233080
>be me
>weak af in 3rd-freshman year
>one girl was always the bane of my existance
>tall, good at basketball and 8/10
>calls me weak, slow, etc
>dont sweat it but play sports in hs
>senior year
>captain of three sports teams
>call me captain chad
>girl asks me out
>take the opportunity because im not a rage filled autist

That was one of the best years of my life

>>40233621
>being asked out by the girl
Textbook definition of beta cuck

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>6' and good face since 8th grade
>skinny as fuck though
>make out, fingerfuck girls and get bjs since 6th
>fuck friends 18yo cousin when i was 15
>start lifting same year (sophomore)
>pound 12 girls within a year
>have 8/10 gf by junior year
>we break up after hs and she becomes fake cowgirl
>make more gainz and fuck dozens more girls
>every girl ive ever fucked is a 7 or above except for one lucky muffintop
>fast forward through tunnel of pussy to 26
>still making gainz and dating a PERFECT 95lb 19yo cardio bunny for over a year now.
>im the only guy to ever pound dat tight pink teen pussy

tfw ive never NOT made it.

>>40233517
>natty

op, i am gay so i know

that chick always had a crush on you, thats why she bullied you

kbye.

>>40233080
>getting bullied by a girl
>fabricating greentext shitpost fantasies about comeuppance
I don't know which is sadder.

>>40233517
>being 5' 5" for this

>>40233595
North Korea specifically says it's a democracy...

>>40233930
am 6'1 210 lbs

any manlets make it?
my confidence is shot in general, always had low-self esteem, really fucking me over at 22

>be milfag
>about to deploy
>some sergeants from logistics come to talk to us
>"February 8th were gonna weigh in with all our gear plus baggage. Total weight can not exceed 350lbs"
>everyone laughs
>"what's so funny?"
>Sgt, cpl anon weighs like 265 naked
>"oooooh well have one of these shrimps carry your gear then stud"

M-m-made it

>>40233981
Even if you're disgustingly short, like 5'11, you still have a chance as long as you're outgoing, funny and confident

>>40233856
>Not having women be so attracted to you that they make they first move

Its okay, maybe being alpha just isnt for you

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I only recently made it, and since changing my tinder profile to a shirtless pic and a pic of me at jiu jitsu (no gi), I am getting at least one match every day, and THEY message ME!

of course, I cannot handle this, and sperg out so hard, but, it's progress I guess?

>TFW never gonna love again after girlfriend died 4 years ago.

>>40234041

>using your dead gf as an excuse

>>40234010
>5'11
>disgustingly short

Oh well, it can't be that ba-

>outgoing
>funny
>confident

FUCK

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>>40233981
my best friend is a manlet at 5'4 or 5'5 or some ridiculous shit. he moved to california, has a great job, multiple sick cars, a motorcycle, and is a really fun dude to hang out with. but he let his height get to him and remains a virgin at 27.

he puts in ABSOLUTELY NO EFFORT besides going out with bros and his standards are way too high. he expects some 9/10 to just walk up to him and make it all happen.

he had some chubby girl blatantly trying to fuck him and he didnt do anything because hes retarded and she wasnt a 9/10.

lower your fucking standards. youre not going to girls the girls real men get to fuck.

but you do not have to become a wizard.

grow some fucking balls and go talk to a 5/10 dumpy girl and youll get to feel a pussy on your dick.

>>40234070
Just cos you settle for less doesn't mean I have to . I had a hot girlfriend before, I can do it again. Fuck you.

>>40234058
Fuck you too.

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>be 6'5
>late for work, waiting for elevator in our building
>old guy I've never seen before says "wow, you're tall" and drops a box of dozen donuts at my feet

Alpha as fuck

>>40234041
how did your gf die?

>>40233504
OP never said he held a grudge against her you're delusional

>>40234010
this bait
cmon man, can't fix my 5'7" height, and idk why, sometimes I'm ontop of the world, typically that's 1/100

>>40234083
Damn right son, keep improving yourself and earn what you deserve. Gotta earn everything in life as a man anyway so just keep going, one step at a time.

>>40234083
no you fucking autist thats the advice i give my manlet friend that let his height make him feel like a foreveralone. i was trying to give you hope and tell you what you should do assuming youre like him.

if youve done it before then what the fuck are you bitching about?

either go do it again or get back to your hollowed out tree and make some more cookies.

>>40234100
She got aids from another guy

>>40233517
those are some juicy natty delts. nice genes

>>40233874
>lying on an anonymous website
Nice

>>40233874
hey you're the same 7x7 dude
faggot

>>40234119
the difference between myself and a manlet, is i have LOST more than a manlet will ever have.
thank you for your efforts regardless.

>>40234117
You're a good person, you deserve good things. Thank you.

>>40233080
The ultimate revenge would be to fuck her in the ass and then completely ignore her

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>>40234144
lol stay jealous beta

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>>40234166
kek micropenis is that you?!

still filled with envy i see

>>40234175
np you can make it dude.

i wont get into it but i relate.

you can regain your happiness. i promise you.

>>40233874
Join the club

>freshman year
>dating some bitch
>using her as a front to meet other bitches
>make out with many
>some say i fucked them, lies
>do this until senior year
>land 8/10
>rock eachothers world for a year
>break it off before college
>feels
>decide to go on the pussy prowl of a lifetime at college
>slaying bitches for about two months
>lifting on the side
>im an american psycho
>Mirin in the mirror as i fuck
>mid terms come along
>enter qt 19yo virgin
>9/10
>brown hair in a pixie cut
>gorgeous green eyes
>an aspiring med student
>i ask her for a lesson in anatomy
>plays hard to get
>"hmm, are those muscles or are your arms just full of shit?"
>work on her like its a heist
>"see for yourself"
>flex my arm so she can feel
>"looks like you need a stool softener"
>she called my muscles hard
>"ill give you some"
>wat?
>"ill sell you some stool softeners"
>for some reason i ask how much
>i need about tree fiddy

Now it was at this point that i realized this wasnt a 9/10 qt med student, but was actually an 8 story tall crustacean from the paleozoic era

>>40234219
how autistic are you kek

>>40233080
You're retarded if you're only ignoring her because she picked on you in second grade, which i assume is why you included that detail. Gotta be a pretty small person to think someone is the same as they were in 2nd grade.

>>40234259
7/10 made me read

>>40234287
lel

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>>40233080
ITT:things that never happened

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>>40233480
Kek

>>40234380
kek

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I made it right?

>>40234403
>ITT things that will never happen to me.
ftfy

>>40234257
Thanks friendo, you're a good person as well. :)

I thought about what you said before, don't let it be an excuse, and I think i get what you meant.
Like, don't be that dude who's girlfriend died my whole life. Find a new definition and move on, right?

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>>40233578
>tire resurfacing
You're getting played by your mechanic

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>>40234500
exactly man.

you cant change the past, but you can absolutely change your future.

once you do it, and you will, the way you feel right now will be gone.

were all gona make it breh.

Why is everyone on this board "18"?

>>40234182
Thanks brah, push yourself in everything not just lifts. Ask yourself if something is a priority instead of saying you have no time, you'll push yourself even harder in my experience. I don't post much but don't waste your time too much here, negativity is like a disease on your psyche.

>>40234110
>5'7
>being on top of anything bit a stepladder

Lmfao @ ur life rn

>>40234100
T-boned by a car who ran a red light.

>>40234123
Fuck you

>>40234592
Cheers bruh. legend xx

>>40234736
yeah I try not to lurk here too much but I don't know any other good sites that give me a chuckle. Being old on the internet sucks.

>>40233080
I love you op

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>>40233080
>be me
>bullied throughout middle school
>depressed stage in high school due to TBI, needed to be homeschooled 'cuz to difficult to go to school
>many years of recovery
>join martial arts, become lean
>start hitting the gym, gaining mass
>fastforward to now
>evolved into a minor form of Chad
>started college a few weeks ago
>multiple friend groups already
>got girls feeling up on me, getting them glances
>asking one out tomorrow

I'm finally making it brahs. It feels good. Life couldn't be better, just gotta tap into these vibes and upwards momentum.

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>>40233080
>be me
>bullied throughout middle school
>depressed stage in high school due to TBI, needed to be homeschooled 'cuz to difficult to go to school
>many years of recovery
>join martial arts, become lean
>start hitting the gym, gaining mass
>fastforward to now
>evolved into a minor form of Chad
>started college a few weeks ago
>multiple friend groups already
>got girls feeling up on me, getting them glances
>asking one out tomorrow

I'm finally making it brahs. It feels good. Life couldn't be better, just gotta tap into these vibes and upward momentum.

>>40234899
>>40234910

The fuck, how'd I double post? Sorry dudes.

>>40233480
Honesly KEK'ed out loud

>>40233942
*republic

>>40233526
>>40233576
>>40233889
>>40234130

I was a member of a highschool football team. OPs body isn't too unusual (especially if he's from Florida or taxes) if he's been been training the whole 4 years. I'm was big fat nose guard and could bench just shy of 300.

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>>40233517
>yes natty

>>>/highschool/

>>40234002
lol nice

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>>40233080
She's not going to feel the burn unless you remind her of what happened. At least tell her why you played her. If not, she'll just assume she's in the right and you're just a jerk.

>>40233981
I'm 5'7, and I have an amazing 4'9 asian qt gf, I am getting mires all the time and I am doing well in my degree (electrical engineering) with 1.5 years left to go. I feel like I'm making it

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>>40233908
real talk

>>40235018
fuckin' nice bro

>>40235026
THEY'RE MINERALS MARIE

>>40234086
FUCKING MAKING IT BRAH

>>40234824
I don't want to sound like a fag but I would read books and spend more time with friends or on your hobbies or fun Shit.

>>40234032
so deluded mr provider

>>40233578
>ethiopian tire resurfacing image board

>kek

>>40234995
But then again wouldn't it be hard for him to remind her without seeming like he's stuck in the past?

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>>40233874
>Been on the tunnel of pussy for over 10 years
>Goes to a mongolian flipbook animation forum to brag about it

>>40233981
5'9 manlet
going to med school soon

had 2 threesomes in the last two weeks kek

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>>40233080
>throat fuck girl who bullied me
rofl

>>40235036
Thanks brah

>>40233080
Got called "big guy" by Pe teacher today

>>40235052
I dont have any friends, and my only hobbies are jiu jitsu and training, both of which I do at the upper limit of what's physically possible (like, frequency, not intensity)

but yeah, I'll work on it. Thanks cobber.

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>>40234403

>>40235109
>implying ill ever marry

>>40234259
This story is as real as the others

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>>40233080
Making it won't fix the fact that there's something fundamentally broken inside me.

I've had girls saying they were stunned by my looks (and I'm pretty average looking objectively speaking) but later on they gave me the silent treatment.

>>40234899
Is it some kind of American thing for people to feel up your muscles?

Never seen it happen to anyone I know, and even the guys who are bigger than me don't get it

>>40236503
I'm from Poland and girls do that to. Sometimes they're subtle (brushing, holding a hand etc) sometimes it's just "Holy shit your arms [squeeze]"

>>40236519
I'm from the UK so maybe it's just our culture to be more reserved

Or maybe everyone I know is a DYEL

>>40236523
You're from a smaller city? Last time I was in London girls there didn't seem to be reserved at all (they behaved like sluts), though I guess it also depends on the groups of people you hang out with.

>>40236503
Funnily enough, I'm from England and girls don't do that here but I met this american girl at my university's club and while we were making out and dancing she was constantly feeling my abs- the only time English girls have done is during sex where I kind of expect it

>finish doing rows
>some black dude walks up, looks me in the eyes, shakes my hand, and then leaves

Is this making it?

>>40236540
Live in the middle of the countryside, my village has about 1000 people haha

>>40233480
Holy kek

>>40233080
>be me a while ago
>took at least a couple trips to bring the groceries in
>start lifting
>i can now do it in one go

hahaha fuck you mom you whore hope you liked that.

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>>40233480

>>40233576
low bf% means roids these days

>>40237668
Those delts meant roids all days

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>>40233578
>tire resurfacing

Okay that's clever

>>40233874
Are you me???

Working out for approx 2.5 months. Just got to 2pl8 in dead.

>>40233526

i dont get it. if you think he looks that bad thats its almost pathetic why would he need roids for it then?

low bodyfat and people who train shoulders doesnt equal to steroids.

>>40236576
That was the spirit of the gym.

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>>40234467
Brb trying this

>>40236690
Does anyone have the other versions of these?

>>40233517
Your traps n delts say otherwise.. ;^)

>>40233874
You're the same retard that claimed to have 7 inches of girth.

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>>40237993
>unknowingly(?) shilling the Monster™ jew

>>40234070

Beyond pathetic advice

>>40233080
within the course of 20 minutes both get asked out by qt i met @ a party a while back and get stopped by a chick I matched with on tinder like 3 months ago, asked for my number but I said I had a gf

>protip: I don't

I'm nowhere near my goal size but I have noticed a lot more women flirting with me. I don't know how to flirt back so I just nod my head and back out of there.

>>40234259
I dont get it

>>40238609
summer's coming early

>>40234995
>hey femanon, do you remember me? I'm the beta kid you used to bully in 2nd grade
>I won't answer your texts because I'm still mad at what a little girl did to me like 15 years

Please realise how fucking pathetic that is

Other than the usual compliments and comments:

>girl (who is a friend) is telling to me and other friends of a dream she had
>she's in a toy store and there's a lot of stuffed animals, so she decides she'll buy one for each of us
>she gives the reason as to why she chose that particular toy for every person (eg: a girl got a panda because she really liked pandas, a guy a cat because he sleeps a lot...)
>it's my turn
>"for Anon I chose a wolf because he's the pack leader"
>everybody agrees it's a good choice

Op, are you on /fit/ making a fat revenge on fit thread? Get over it. She was probably concerned for your health.

>>40238706
>hey femanon, do you remember me? I'm the beta kid you used to bully in 2nd grade
>I got what I wanted out of you, don't message me again

You're right, this sounds much better.

>>40238651
>summer is a myth

>>40234107
>never said he held a grudge
He didn't explicitly say "I held a grudge for all these years"
But he is taking glee in vengeance against her for picking on him in second grade, so I'd say that's pretty clearly a sign of holding a grudge.

inb4 she picked on you bc she liked you

>>40238770
Lol so fucking cool

>>40233517
Daily reminder that people that look like this are green texting autistic stories on 4chan

>>40238863
Dude wtf stop living in the past. Kids are kids, get over your ridicuolous """""trauma"""""

>>40234041
Same feel bro. If you break up with a girl you know it's over for some reasons and you can work it through faster. But if everything is going wonderful and you're happy as fuck and know she's the one and one day that just all disappears it's like part of you just gets ripped off never to return
>Had great gf of 2 years
>Lived together for almost a year
>Did almost everything together
>Was planning to marry her
>We go to a party
>She doesn't feel well and wants to go home
>Want to bring her home myself
>Says she lm doesn't want to to not ruin my night, she knew I was looking out for this party for 2 months
>It's only a 15 min wall to our place
>Tell her to text me when she's home save
>No text
>Brush it off, thinking she's a smart girl she made it home, she probably went right to bed.
>Come home
>No gf
>Call around, go back to the party, maybe she went back to come look for me.
>Nope
>Walk back to my place
>Notice her jacket on the ground 400 m way from our place
>Shit shit, shit isn't good
>Call cops etc, start to look around
>1 year and 4 months later still no sign of her.
>Dont know what happened to her
>Everyday I wake up hoping for news, wishing I'd just went with her.
>That I didn't listen to her and would've taken her home like a good bf should.
>Every time my doorbell rings and I dont expect company I hope it's her, the same when someone calls with an unknown number.
>Devastating emptiness when it's not her.
>Wish I just knew something about what happened to her. At this point I just want closure.

>>40233569

"Hate's as good a thing as any to keep a man going."
-Sandor Clegane

>>40239076
kek I raped and killed your bitch gf what you gonna do about it sucker?

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>>40233517
>>40233080

not so subtle thread OP but I'm kekkin

>>40234259
it's been ages

>fucked gf when i was 15 all the time until college
>met college qt's and fucked while i was still with my first gf
>break up with gf
>not sad at all
>keep fucking lots of qt's
>winning

>>40234259
lol

>>40234198
Da fuck is wrong with people

>>40236576

I hope you washed your hands

>>40239146

wow well that was rude

>>40234010
5'11... a chance... hahaha

The cut-off for men is 6 foot and above little guy

>>40233981
Face is more important than height and frame. If you have a decent face, you can get away with being a manlet/skinny-fat as long as you're not like 5'2".

>>40233080
So you turned into some bitter edgelord? Doesn't seem like an improvment

>>40233981
my friend since highschool is slaying the most pussy out of anyone I know and he is 5'8 if I'd guess. Just a good looking, confident dude who has genuine interests and is good at talking.

>>40239657
money

Fuccbois all over this thread. That isn't making shit.

Making it is when you create real bonds with your partners and shun the sluts who offer themselves as hookups.

Grow up lads

>>40239670
he's never been rich, one of the only one in my group of friends who lived in an apartment and not a house

>>40234002
265 solid? Damn anon

>>40238770
Autistic people can have friends too that's good

>>40233480
op btfo as usual

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>tfw taintlet

>>40239712
Nah I could stand to lose at least 15lbs man.

>>40239712
>solid?
liquid, actually

>>40238577
>ITT: times you acted like the driver

>>40239076
yikes

>try to rub one off
>it doesnt rub

M A K E I T

>>40233480
Fucking kek!

>>40239861
He can act like him, but he'll never look as aesthetically perfect as him.
No one can.

>>40233517
tfw too natty for leg day

>>40239694
This after having your 3rd one night stand you should realize how empty they feel and want more than that

>>40239943
>tfw you will never reach your goal
>tfw the closest you'll ever get is a scorpion jacket and gloves

>beating women at their own game
>Beta

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>>40233080
>high school sweetheart broke up with me ~2.5-3 years ago
>long distance college relationship, she broke up cause she wanted to be a hoe and "live life without holding back because of me"
>I was distraught, I thought this girl was my soulmate after dating for nearly 2.5 years.
>I was super depressed, did shitty that semester and had to drop a few classes.
>Towards the end, of the semester, I start watching the show arrow.
>See how the main actor looks
>mirin (no homo)
>want to look like that
>Resolve to start working out instead of just being a runner
>Wasn't good about it at first, I was still struggling in school so I'd skip workouts to study.
>Had a back and forth thing going with my ex so that didn't help eithier.
>I'm getting better slowly
> Learning more
>Getting stronger despite spotty lift schedule
>stop talking to my ex
>getting better at managing time
>about a year ago start taking class with a qt girl I knew from a club
>7/10 but I find myself insanely attracted to this girl.
>Start studying with this girl cause she's super smart.
>Eventually get a crush and ask her out,
>She says yes
>Helps me develop good study habits and better time management skills
>Getting better grades and getting my workouts in at the same time
>she pushes me to do research with a physics professor
>my ex stops talking to me all together after I start dating this girl.
>year on with the qt from my class
>relationship is going great

I've honestly haven't felt this good in ages. I'm killing my chemistry classes, I went from 5'10, 150lbs, 12% bf to 185lbs and roughly the same bf%. I'm doing research on supernovas with a physics professor. My relationship with my gf now is great and she pushes me to be my best. and I looked like shit before. Now I probably look normie good at best, no where near /fit/ good. But despite this, I feel great. I've gotten stronger, smarter, and just overall better. and I plan on still trying to be better.

>>40233874
Virgin faggot

>be me 7yo mommy always gone because no dad
>qt 14 girl bb sitter
>dries me after shower
>call her in after shower this time sporting like 3rd ever
>5in, but solid girth. Shes mesmerized starts sucking it
>end up fucking her raw bc no cum
> do this until I'm 10, moved to Russia
> another sitter because mommy doesn't trust me with cooking
>try the same thing again pretending to not understand what is boner
>she laughs, no go
>pee in her Ramen when she's not looking. Tell mommy I wanna do sportsmaking to not have sitter
>skip to 13, played every sport not very good at any but made solid gains. Sign up for art school
>I'm a big fish in a small pond
>big fish big dick
>meet qt 11yo a two year difference is a lot when you're 13 she's into that
>making out in the bathroom
>she's touching my arms and abs
>solid
>so is my dick as I place her prepubescent hand on my near pubescent hairless nutsack
>she squeezes my nuts
>I scream
>get caught, rumors start spreading throughout art school
>girls are scared of me now, can't handle my test levels
>get straight 5's (out of 5 that's the grading system in Russia)
>get bored, start drawing vaginas exclusively
>mommy wouldn't let me quit but I managed to get kicked out
>skip to 16, bagged like 10 sluts by now fingerbanged like 20
>living in NL, private Catholic school.
>qt French teacher
>can tell she wants to ride my no no
>write her a note in broken French
>she didn't get it
>sculpt a dick and a vagina out of clay
>GIVE IT TO HER
>thanks, art school

We ended up having a secret relationship that I broke off once her husband got involved and it got kinda gay.

Plenty more stories tho... Good times.

>>40240118
>5'10"
>you'll never be good enough MANLET

>>40233080
I haven't done much but this one time I put my hands on my ex gfs butt while kissing her :)

Also can girls feel your boner when hugging them?

>>40240832
>(you)

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>>40234259

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK YOU GOT ME

>>40234002
i bet you look like dogshit

>>40240155
>erection at age 7
>nigger

Pick two.

>>40233578
>ethiopian tire resurfacing image board

Fucking hilarious

>>40233517
why are your wrists so small?

>>40234259
9/10
only 90's kids will get

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>>40233080
She had a crush on you, fucktard

>>40241113
Wait.....You took that seriously?

>>40234189
>The ultimate revenge would be to fuck her in the ass and then completely ignore her
>>40233080
Also wondering why you would stop at oral.

>>40240118
Good job man. Keep it up.

>>40235126
Dont get it

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>>40233981
bet your self esteem wasn't the only "low" thing

>>40234259
got me but I'm not even mad, kek'd out loud. ty anon

>>40233981
At 22 I did sexual things with a 20 year old 6.5/10 virgin girl.
No sex though.

I half made it.
At least it boosted my confidence.

>>40234070
He has money, cars, and stuff. He could look like Vern Troyer and still get 9/10s just because of that.

>volunteer for sisters track fundraiser
>keep getting hit on by underage chicks
Not that im complaining
>flirt back with her coaches telling how fit they were
>get told by my sister not to go to another fundraiser because her friends keep harrasing her bout me

I fucking love roids, I've volunteered before and shit like this never happened.
Cutting on Test 250 and var

>>40234259
God dammit. Good writing anon you made me read it...

>>40243169
>I fucking love roids,
Cheater!

>>40234595
I turn 26 this month, I don't think anybody cares about your age after you turn 21 desu. Most people probably feel the same way on this board so they don't make a point of saying their age.

>>40236576
He knows you browse fit, next time he touches you will be in the locker room.

>>40239146
kill yourself.

>>40233517
>those legs
>being 4'11

>>40235329
What's your belt bruh? Have competitive success either?

>at grocery store
>get in line behind reasonably attractive middle-aged woman
>older lady gets in line behind me
>lady in front of me turns out to be a manager stocking shelves
>she apologizes for holding me up
>"i turned around and here's this huge guy behind me and i was getting a little worried for a second!"
>she calls me the "gentle giant"
>older lady behind me agrees
tfw never get mires from women my own age

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OP here. Didn't think this thread would blow up, but I just sent her this

>>40243455
Is this how rape accusations start? I feel like being this much of an asshole is just creating problems for yourself - just dont respond.

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>>40243455
Very nice

>>40243455
why?

>about this time last year I had dropped 20 pounds or so
>friend got a camera for Christmas
>I bought some better fitting, better looking clothes as to not dress like a 15 year old anymore
>friend does a photo shoot for me, boosts my self esteem, he gets the practice
>tell a person at my job about it
>word spreads
>people talking about me becoming a male model
>I'm barely in the middle of my noob gains phase but my arms fill out my sleeves completely, loose on everyone else except one person (we have a dress code)
>hottest girl I worked with at the time asked me if I had a gf three times within two months
>I didn't take the hint until the third time
>"No, I don't have a gf. Why, is there something you'd like to ask me?"
>she spergs the fuck out, blushing, stuttering "N-no! I was just wondering!"
>tfw she got a bf with a way better paying job a few weeks later, then got a better job herself
>she was my favorite person to work with, not even from a crush point of view
>now trapped in a LDR with a girl I don't have feels for anymor ehonestly and I'll likely never see that coworker again
>if I didn't catch feels for my LDR gf at the time I probably wouldn't still be a virgin right now

it's a half and half story.

>>40240118
You give me hope

>>40233080
>can't let a grudge go from second grade

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>>40233480

>>40243455
WEW
E
W

enjoy those rape allegations buddy

>>40243455

edgy

>>40234934
>if he's from florida
do what

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>>40233080


>Be me in high school (18+ now fuck off mods)
>Don't care about relationships anymore because I know I'm ugly
>I sat alone all the time in gym class
>A few girls come up to me
>Ugly but they're entertaining so whatever
>Walk/talk with them every day
>Start sitting with them at lunch
>I eventually get introduced to this one qt that likes games and stuff like me
>Date her for years
>Ultra loyal, sexual, and kinky
>The only time I don't get my dick sucked every weekend is if she doesn't come over or if she's sick

Fat loner retard ---> fat loner retard with a gf that succs him

>>40243455
When she gets pissed tell her you remember her bullying you. Don't say anything else. Screen shot for proof just in case she is actually crazy enough to file rape. Yes it happens.

>>40243558
LDR never ever works bro just end it now or move to where she is

>>40233080
>Holding a grudge from the 2nd grade
holy fuck dude let it go.

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>>40243681

>The only time I don't get my dick sucked every weekend is if she doesn't come over

Nah rly son ?

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Does she really think I take offense to this?

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>>40233480 (You)
lmao!

>>40234259
:')

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>>40243753
you really are a piece of shit op

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>>40239146

>>40243769
shut up, he got what he wanted from you

>>40243753

Good for you.
This begins your descent as a human.

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>>40243753
>autist getting his petty revenge
Thats pretty low, friend. Should have just kept on ignoring her. If she is any smart she'll realize how much of an effect she had on you and it'll make her feel better, plus help her rationalize your reaction.

>>40239076
thats rough bro. This is why i always walk my gf home. When she leaves my house i watch her walk to the car to make sure she doesnt get snatched up

>>40239076
you live in america dont you?

>>40243455
enjoy prison where u gon get facefucked on the daily by jerome and jamal

>>40239670
see
>>40234070

>>40243753
hahahahaha you are a fucking mad man;
but honestly if you were trying to be an actual bad person you can just lead her on while being nice and never relationship with her and cut contact whenever she gets ansty fucking other girls in the mean time

>>40233080
she picked on you because she liked you

>>40243455
Good job, OP. Now if you get accused of rape the text messages actually make it seem somewhat credible.

>>40243753
>autist holds a grudge his whole life
>he dedicates his entire life to lifting and taking juicce
>just for the chance that one day he could get revenge

the real loser is you bruh

>>40243846

top kek

this is it

>>40243846
but muh feminists on facebook told me thats not true and we need to stop saying this to kids because it promotes bullying

>>40243753
>>40243455

OP you selfish twat you're meant to let dubs decide what you say

everyone knows it's only funny if you ask her about her undying love of scooby

>>40240118
Acquiring body gains, brain gains, and relationship gains?

You're making it brah

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>>40239943
>perfect physiques don't exi

!!!

>>40243753
Top work OP. You're not a piece of shit, it's what she deserved.

>>40243981
It is not effective tho, leading her on and fucking her (not exclusively) would be much better

>>40243769
Shane?

>>40239543
Hearty Kek

>>40244012
That would make him a piece of shit. He got his revenge and then cut all contact. Leading her on is something a woman would do.

>>40233504
that's why he go bullied

>>40243753
you fucking idiot
now she gets to tell herself "oh he was a douchebag, he was just using me"
silence is what really hurts them
why do you think women use the silent treatment so much
YOU FUCKING HAD IT
AND YOU BLEW IT

>>40233080
Dude go off on her
Tell her you hate her for bullying you
I wanna see how she reacts desu

>>40243879
Fine. OP here. Dubs decides what I say next

>>40244112
This.
kys OP

>>40243455
>this upset about a 2nd grader bullying you

>>40234107
>we have this evidence you did a crime
>but you never admitted it so we can't accuse you of it
?

>>40234259
Can't believe I fell for it. Thanks for bringing that back anon

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>>40234467
Yup

>>40244415
>>40234467
Hey can you guys post your Tinder profiles/pics? I want to know what I should be aiming for.

>>40233080

>Me in HS
>skeleton mode guy
>womanlet who swallowed the l'oreal line sometimes felt the need to pick up on me
>always trying to imply I was a loser
>generally being a rude bitch
>sometimes I would sperg out and shut her down but was nice on default because I am a decent human being
>fastforward 4 years
>got fit
>got lean
>bump into her on her graduation party hosted at my faculty
>Oh hey anon how are you? I'm so happy to see you
>impressed at every shit I say
>super eager to talk
>constantly touching my arms
>get home and see a fb friend request
>its her
>guess she forgot she unfriended me less than a year ago
>guess i'm not a loser anymore
>laugh
>delete request
idk why everyone is shitting on you OP. Having the upper hand on shallow bitches was why I started lifting and damn it feels good.

Why don't you let her know why tho. I would like to see sometihng like "both of us know that the only reason you are suddenly interested on me is because I got hot, and both of us know drunk chocking on my dick is all you gonna get out of this. Next time be nicer to fat kids"

>>40234259
fuck u

>>40244434
A picture with your friends/family, a picture of just you (not a selfie), a picture of you and a dog (or other cute animal). There's your profile. You can throw in a shirtless pic if you want thats up to you

>>40234259
That was shit, gtfo back to /r/fitness

>>40244495
make her choke on your dick, and then say it

>>40244574
OK. I guess before I tried all selfies and that wasn't too great.

>>40233480
Idk, how strong are you?

>>40233080
>Making it stories
*making up stories

>>40233874
>bragging about your fake life on an asian basket weaving forum

this guy

>>40233480
God bless you

>>40244574
Shirtless only in context sensitive places
>Beach,Waterfall,Taking a bath with your 3 year old cousin

>>40238706
>Being beta after face fucking anyone
>Possible

Yeah not really

>>40239076
pls be fake

>>40239146
fucking made me lol

i'm going to hell

>>40239146
faggot

>>40244615
I came home to my loving gf, who also happens to be way hotter than her.


I'm the real winner on this thread, sorry lads.

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>>40233080
>See picture
>think it's you being autistic
>realize it's incoming

>>40233517
I believe you anon, you look completely natty. I would never believe that someone with a physique such as yours would ever roid, that would be stupid.

>>40245601
>>40245601
>>40245601
>>40245601
>>40245601


we got a live one here chaps

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>>40234259
nice

>>40244415
Did she ever say what would be cool?

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>>40233981
I'm 5'9'' 28 yr old lawyer and have been fucking since I was 14. Don't let the manlet memes get to you. I never even considered I was short until a couple years ago on 4 chan and saw all the rage manlet memes. Confidence is all you need.

>>40233080
>tfw hung out with girl today
>"yeah I'm not huge but I'm pretty strong"
>4'11" thicc qt says "flex for me"
>flex my bicep
>she mutters "wow..." and stares for a solid 10 seconds
I have never had a girl mirin me before

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>>40246145
Show your face

>>40243455
Is this what being alpha is like?

It looks more like being a giant chose

>>40243455
Wew lad

>>40240118
Nice

Glad you got over your ex sounds like a straight up bitch.

I got over my ex and boy when that blindfold comes off you start realizing all their faults and imperfections. She started texting me out of the blue but haven't responded, fuck that bitch.

I've then learned to go into relationships with caution, never all in and never with my heart on my sleeve.

>>40246389
Same lessons here. I kinda feel bad cause I can keep my current gf at arms length sometimes. I was in a really dark place when my ex broke me heart and I'm determined not to feel like that ever again.

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>>40246236
Naw. This is the internet, but I am a bit above avg. good eyes.

I would say if you are short let the reason you don't get laid be because you are ugly before you let it be because you are short.

If you are short and ugly let the reason you don't get laid be because you have a shit personality.

If you have a shit personality, work on improving it and get laid.

These manlet memes are cancer. All you need is confidence and to figure out how to make the hand you are dealt work for you.

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>>40239146

>>40240155
Faker than my girlfriends orgasms

>>40243455
-from a tyrone
NIGGER WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
It was 2nd grade man,fucking 2nd grade holy shit how the fuck can you even hold this kind of stupid grudge you should have kept fucking her or just ignored her or brought up the bullying thing this is literally the worst response and the worst fucking way to write it.
Why not just "I'm not interested anymore" holy shit when will they learn??

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>>40244495
>guess she forgot she unfriended me less than a year ago
>guess i'm not a loser anymore
>laugh
>delete request

Holy fuck anon I'll probably never meet you in my life but i know those feels so bad I'm fucking proud of you my dude,on to bigger and better things

>>40240155
>...and it got kinda gay

You joined /fit/?

>>40239146
i laughed and i shouldnt have

>>40243753
you shouldn't have responded nigga

>>40233480
rippetoe plz go

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>>40244495
>Next time be nicer to fat kids

If she would do that, you probably would be still a fat fuck. Shallow girls seems kinda good for overall health of young men and society at all, because they make a better version out of them even if it hurts our feelz

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>>40243753
silent treatment was they way you were supposed to go

>mfw

>be me
>a week ago
>work in a care home for old people
>getting ready to serve dinner
>70+ qt 3.14 calls me over
>tells me I could be in movies
>says she's been around a while and knows these things

Did I make it guys? Am I an 'alpha' now?

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>>40243455
autism

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Im making it brahs

>doing some weird computer education thing
>be fatass who plays games everyday and has ldr because cant get better
>dropped out and got even fatter
>parents divorce
>discover /fit/
>make nooby gains and lose a little weight
>had long hair like those fag gamers
>still played games everyday
>realise i want to follow my dream and become a chef
>meet new people because of new education
>they rarely talk to me
>shave all my hair off
>they laugh at me
>hit the gym more often and start using pills at the same time to lose weight
>hair is growing into something decent
>losing a lot of weight (around 45LBS)
>stopped playing games and fuck ldr
>became more social and made friends
>more attention from girls
>still pretty autistic to not realise one girl likes me or not
>we are all gonna make it
>thank you zyzz

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>>40239076
this gave me feels.

>>40241113
i was shoving my small hard dick to the girls in kindergarten, so what?

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>>40233080
maybe she picked on you beacuse she liked you, don't be a meanie anon

>>40239821
nice dude *high fives anon*

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>>40239146
>>40239076
fucking rekt, hopefully her teeth show up eventually

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>>40239076
It's not your fault.

>>40245812
I wonder how John's doing nowadays.

>>40243753

tell her I may rot in hell but you'll never un-suck my dick

>>40234002
bradley martyn is on the military now right?

>>40246145

I enjoyed this wholesome picture

>>40241113
You didn't get erections as a kid?

I'd get them if I saw a cute girl while I was in the car

>>40243753
Just say "Haha, yeah. Me too..." and then move towns and cut all contact with anyone you ever knew before.

Being an even bigger edgelord faggot is the only way to recover from being such a fucking edgelord faggot.

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>>40233480

>>40233517
is everybody shitposting? this guy looks great

>>40233080
>>40243846
100% this. You're a jaded jerk, it's not what I call making it

>>40233480
this is why I keep coming back

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>>40248059
I wonder if he still hates every single one of us.. Haven't gotten that confirmed for like 3 years, maybe he changed his mind?

>>40233480
Kek

>>40234010
Lmao "disgustingly short"

I know guys who look 5'5 who swear they're 5'7.

Haven't seen one of them with a girlfriend in their entire life. 22 now.

>>40234198

Jesus christ what the fuck is that thing

>>40241113
>>40242895
Umm when did you first get boner?
I know mine had to be either 6 or 7 because I was in either 1st or 2nd grade and had a sex dream that I fucked my only female classmate on top of my school desk. I don't think I understood that they had vaginas yet but we talked about sex in the school yard.

>>40247740
old people are honest, so probably yeas

>>40233517
No wonder you let him throat fuck you

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>>40233874
>this faggot counted

>>40233080
Post pic of girl

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>>40233080
Lol that was probably her way of dealing with feelings of liking you, she was fucming 7.

She's had a crush on you for the last decade and when you finally have the confidence to notice and act on it, you ghost her.

Fucking autism man

>>40234934
Tbh senpai if you were a big fat nose guard and not even benching 300 by your senior year then either you're weak or your weight program sucked.
>Be playing high school football
>6'4" 265 DE and Guard
>All linemen lift together
>None of us bench under 315 (minus the coaches kids who was a manlet unathletic fuck)
>All squat at least 4 plate
>Played in Ohio

Playing in Florida or Texas doesn't really mean dick on building the physique of the player