Want me some laughs.
>>40232937
> if I wanted humor... one rep max
>>40234392
The filename on the onnahole pic is a unix timestamp so obviously not his
>>40233005
should be titled "What women actually believe"
>>40232937
does anyone actually think Sam Hyde or his show are funny? This is shit middle schoolers thinks is funny and edgy (like most everything on adult swim)
I guarantee you'll laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6joikDPY3b4
>>40235738
>shit middle schoolers thinks is funny and edgy
exactly, this is 4chan
>>40232937
It's not funny if it's fake
>>40233068
>ifunny
kys
>>40235738
butthurt tumblrina detected
>>40233216
very nice!
>>40235941
its a waste of time
>>40235747
In tears at this. Thanks anon
can anyone post manlet stuff?
THANKS
>>40237451
Yeah, let's start with a pic of you
>>40237451
anyone have "air jordans.png"?
>>40237611
dying
>>40233204
as a beekeeper this one triggered me
>>40237611
>Kingdom Hearts sized shoes
Fucking dying
>>40238116
What the fuck
>>40232937
Gotta use the clamps.
>>40235747
why the fuck didn't he get kicked out 2sec in?
>>40238116
That guy lounging in background mirin my sick hop lifts.
>>40237451
>>40233005
SSplusGOMAD
>>40238408
kek, that last panel
>>40233204
I didn't think Big Lenny could look any worse, then I see this photo.
Dumping what I have
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>>40240046
I really, really, really like this image
>>40239948
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>>40238408
holy fuck i laughed so hard
>>40238116
>not doing powerthrusts
not gonna make it.
>>40233189
that's actually pretty cool.
>>40240235
> straps on snatches
idiot.
>>40238116
jesus christ
>mfw
>>40240552
I want to do this so badly now
>>40240049
lmfao like how did she even get that big? haha
>>40240552
I want to get shitfaced with this motherfucker
>>40235757
"Fake"
>>40240600
Be careful of Gym Bully Sophie
>>40240069
i can't stop watching
>>40240724
I want her to bully my balls
>>40240519
TOP KEK
>>40240069
>>40238116
The fuck is he doing?
>>40233189
His knee is past his ankle, not good.
Does anyone in here have that one image of the guy who fucked a fat girl and recorded it all?
>>40241943
You mean past his toes, right? Past the ankle is the case at any time other than locking your knees, flexing quads.
>>40234411
Poor guy, i just started and im actually scared that i'll make no progress at all. So far its been only pain and no gain.
>>40242027
don't worry, you're probably just doing everything all wrong
>>40242027
Eat
Pb&j 4x daily
Milk to wash it down
>>40232937
>>40240095
It took me so long to realize that this was just about someone squatting
>>40242129
mfw it looks like a giant peen
>>40242027
First 1-2 times going to the gym suck ass.
>>40240519
is that batman
>>40238246
Because he's Sam Hyde. Either they went when there was no one attending, or bought the place out for an hour
>>40239987
Some madman edited the story to include that first sip.
>>40233028
Don't
>>40232937
whoa that went bananas
>>40240251
Thats fucking amazing
>>40237611
I've been wondering why there was a KH thing in the new year comic. I must've missed this.
>>40240251
Alpha as fuck
>>40237515
absolute destruction
>>40233216
this is fucking retarded
its not even a good >le funny olden days englishman
>>40240069
jesus christ, that guy in the red looks exactly like me
>>40238116
That is way too funny not to be fake
>>40240084
most fucked up thing I ever read on here. I feel bad for the guy if it's real, but jesus christ I think my dog has a higher IQ than him.
>>40239987
glorious. absolutely glorious.
>>40235747
>That squat meltdown
>>40240519
>better stand at parade rest while I spot
>>40244117
>>40244353
thought no one appreciated the dump, cheers lads
>>40244491
I read them all even though I already knew some
>>40238246
Or it's a fucking sketch with actors in it, mongloid.
>>40244516
one i haven;t seen in a while then?
A guy at work told me he's been having chest pains
Then he told me he takes a pre workout with the equivalent of 16 cups of coffee in it
>>40244491
I'll continue from here, good dumb anon
>>40243616
you don't understand
>>40244653
>Your one rep max.
>>40244668
>>40243616
You know they're converting the things he actually said into gentleman speak right?
>everbody wanna be some big bodybuilder, but aint nobody wanna lift no heavy weights
>Yeahh baby!
>>40244679
>>40244692
>>40240552
look at that majestic creature riding into battle
>>40244705
>>40240069
Jesus christ that big bang theory t-shirt
>>40239948
I miss him, bros
>>40244725
>>40240077
what
>>40244741
>>40244725
This will always be one of my favorites
>>40244762
I don't really get it. She's showing off for him, right? Or is he just being creepy as fuck?
>>40244741
Will I get oblique gains from how hard I'm laughing at this?
>>40244787
>Or is he just being creepy as fuck?
That, or she's in on it and he wanted to make a funny post on /fit/.
>>40240046
>Bill saying thanks when Lori compliments the picture
I'll never not laugh at this
>>40244787
Without additional context he's just snapping pics of her without her consent. But he thinks she doesn't know.
I prefer to think of him as just oblivious to how big of a creep he's being
>>40235738
the dude is a fuckin joke and not a good one
>not doing squat thrusts for maximum functional strength during sex
>>40235738
This is his only funny skit.
>>40235738
Uhh yeah it's very funny. I also find just plain farts to be a solid 4/10 most of the time. Tbqhwyf shit wasn't as funny in high school as it is now
>>40239948
Was this actually zyzz?
>>40239948
>wow you're such an asshole!
>what are you doing sat?
>why
>yes or no bitch
>i'll pick you up at 2
>ok
can you just do that
>>40233204
Looks like a resident evil enemy
>>40245175
>>40245175
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>>40235747
those uppercuts look sick as fuck!
>>40238116
>young grasshopper
>>40245192
She was clearly lactose intolerant and probably didn't realize it
>>40245175
>>40245192
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>>40240552
We'll be riding on the horses yeahhaha
>>40245175
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>>40245293
>violating the cardinal rule of staying inside on psychedelics
asking for it really
>>40244729
Its the Flash you fucking retard.
>>40238116
Hes training for sprints. People that run track do this shit
>>40245332
I've gone exploring, cycling, longboarding etc on LSD, sometimes on my own
I guess you need to be comfortable with psychedelics before you leave the house on them
>>40233005
Creatine, not even once
>>40240069
Somehow it gets better every time
>>40240519
>squatting in a smith machine
>with a spotter
>with a foam mattress
Wew
>>40245293
jesus FUCK could you stop doing this obnoxious shit where you reply to every single post you posted before so I can actually read anon's reaction without having to look through 12873 fucking tabs
>>40245414
A few years ago I was on an acid kick, doing LSD once every 3-5 weeks. Maybe on a low dose you could function outside but I've had moments peaking on just 2 tabs where I know I shouldn't have been in public. I've also driven on 2 tabs, and it was an insanely stupid decision both times. The way I see it, you can (and should) acid proof your house before tripping, but you can't control anything outside and you should not trust yourself.
Just recently, I had a black friend who was out in a rural area at night with some of his friends tripping on an 8th of shrooms. He totally freaked out, stripped naked and ran to some redneck's house for help. The redneck shot him through the door and executed him on his lawn. He was acquitted. Not trying to scare anyone, just a friendly reminder of how quickly things can go from silly to deadly serious.
>>40245175
>>40245192
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>>40245489
>last paragraph
holy fucking shit tbqhwyfam
>>40245503
http://www.wsaz.com/content/news/Man-Shot-in-Huntington-296689091.html
>>40244563
this shit is so bad.
>celebrity diets not in casual scum
>macro counting not in "lifter"
>rich piana not in "lifter"/casual scum
>implying pyramid training is some /x/ tier occult technique
I could go and on, please don't post this again until you fix it
>>40240069
what's the cunt in the blue doing?
>>40234411
Please don't tell me this is real. I've only been lifting with a program for 2 weeks and have more progress.
>>40244725
made me laugh
>>40244725
Her form looks pretty good
>>40244563
whats wrong with yoga?
>>40245489
>http://www.wsaz.com/content/news/Man-Shot-in-Huntington-296689091.html
fuck dude. this freaks me out because i know how that paranoia feels
>>40232937
>tfw truck mode is finally achieved
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeOLvBMRnLE&feature=youtu.be
>>40246530
Hey man, give them a break, they're new to it.
>>40246769
kek
i subbed this fat faggot 1 year ago and he's still exactly as autistic now as he was then.
>>40243616
dyel. Doesn't get the reference.
>>40244732
we all do
>>40239948
This is one of life's great joys.
>>40246530
what am I looking at.
>>40244563
it's not related to /fit/ directly but i think this one is better
>>40240046
I know that I'm not supposed to think this is funny, but I think this is fucking funny
>>40245399
that doesn't make it right, he's setting himself up to get injured then the only sport he'll be doing is jerking off in front of his computer because he won't be able to walk
>>40245616
I screencapped this, I was there
It was 2 real
>>40240552
>>40242122
kekkles
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>>40245175
This is the funniest shit
>>40240069
How much is red shirt dude lifting?
>>40245258
fucking kekd
>>40240724
who is this semen demon?
>>40246943
unfortunately layered ironic suicide has become very memelord as of late
>>40232937
If you know kinobody watch this parody:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJiQVbqH9aM
>>40239880
crossfit has to be the worst fucking thing for your body and i can't get it out of my head that his elbows will blow out and the bar will rip through between his forearm and upperarm
>>40237515
>>40240506
I was wondering why the fuck didn't he just let go....didn't occur to me anyone would wear straps KEK
>>40240552
>loop at double speed
>>40246540
America pls, I hear so much shit like this. If everyone didn't have a gun this wouldn't happen so often
>>40235747
gotta shock the body
>>40232937
thats happened to me at least twice over the years.. it really sucks
>>40245414
>datura
>functioning at all
good fucking luck. I wouldnt take less than $25k to trip on deliriants again. feels like you're in there for a month.
>>40244897
no idea, but likely what aided in his fame - being a womaniser who got fit and 'made it'
>>40245542
i didn't make it, just thought it was funny.
Learn to laugh at yourself.
Since you're so offended please feel free to make a new one that satisfies your insatiable autism
>>40240095
> "DROP THE BAR MAN"
I lose everytime.
>>40244705
What ever happened to Tinytrip?
>>40240506
You're unfamiliar with Olympic lifting aren't you
>>40240506
If he wrapped it like any normal person you can just dump the bar backwards anyway
>>40245475
4chan x
>>40247763
>roiding for this
>>40245475
Fucking this. Dude Jesus Christ
>>40232937
My 3x5 front squat is 80 kg.
>>40239880
Is this reversed?
If so, whatever exercise he was failing does not look to healthy either
>>40240069
KEK
classic
>>40244741
>Turn oven on
>Rat starts slamming oven
Why would you just not leave it on? He'd be dead within 20 mimutes
>>40249030
>for this experiment you need either a lighter or a matches
>take one hair from your body
>light it on fire
>breathe the smell
>now you imagine burning one rat worth of fur
>>40244747
oats and squats is a classic /fit/ meme that's designed to destroy your anus integrity and make you shit yourself (oats fibre)
humour of joke is he shit himself on a date because of /fit/ advice and will die alone
never trust advice of ethiopian yam-trading saloon
>>40241935
Hummingbirds.
>>40249113
>not training your anus muscles alongside squats for holding enormous shits and wraping around your no homo lover's cock tight
I'm sorry, but in the function of "making it" value for parameter of "you" is hitting infinity.
>>40249163
>accidentally over training your anus and giving your partner a penile fracture
Perhaps it is YOU who is not going to make "it".
>>40243616
this
t. englishman
and i do know the quotes it's referencing, you fucking bellends
>>40238130
Just think about how many bees died for that photo.
>>40234402
fun fact: the guy who did this is the same guy from the "NOOOOOOORMIEEEES GET OFF MY BOARD" vocaroo where his mum comes in at the end
>>40249206
>"NOOOOOOORMIEEEES GET OFF MY BOARD" vocaroo
You got a link?
>>40248914
Zercher Squats. They're legit but this guy was clearly doing too much weight.
>>40238246
are people actually this stupid?
>>40234402
>disassemble thing
>call construction worker
>fix ceiling
>shorten vertical bars with angle grinder
That was not difficult
>>40240049
i miss her
>>40249211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiMBzpZF1nE
>>40240023
Wow, that doesn't look like someone samefagging at all.
>>40240069
this is acted right? dude in red looks like he should be able to manage at least 3pl8 1rm
>>40240023
this is the samefaggotry that r/4chan faggots actually think is true
>>40249340
Thanks dude
>>40249382
Reminder that brittany is /bestgirl/
https://youtu.be/XIBKLHjOHvk
>>40239880
Shit... I blew out my knee just getting up normally like that once. With that kind of weight he's going to shatter something
>>40244487
>when your such a private that the pussy smith machine outranks you
>>40238116
>>40249030
>>40249112
>open oven
>throw poisoned food in oven
>wait
>>40240069
This looks like some fine banter
>>40244563
Love the iceberg ones, not fit related but still wanted to share
>>40249522
>>40238116
>dat fucking moonsquatting
>>40249625
>being so swole police think it's illegal
I have my new goal set.
anyone has the ass lawn mower one?
>>40249625
SWEDEN YES
>>40242027
The dude obviously never ate. Trust me even if you do make gains chances are you wont notice them until everyone else does.
I always see myself as a fat fuck with no muscle mass, despite the fact that ive lost enough to be at 23 BMI.
Didnt even occur to me that people thought I looked big until the alpha in my uni flat (who did rugby for years, tall, solid physique), said I had the biggest arms in the flat.
>>40249625
>this
>big
???
Sure he isn't small, but Jesus Christ if that's what people consider as steroid use I am shocked
>>40246530
So much bad form, it hurts the eyes
>>40244503
in my language it has K, checkmate americans
>>40241943
The whole ''knees shouldn't go past your toes''-thing is a meme
>>40240077
l-loss?
>>40248724
you're unfamiliar with hookgrip, aren't you?
>>40247701
Gym bully Sophie
>>40250149
What are her stats?
>>40250155
Always a pl8 above you
>>40248370
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheshire,_Connecticut,_home_invasion_murders
thank god nobody had guns!
>>40246943
>Keit-Ai
B-But I liked it ;__;
>>40232937
We need more Sam Hyde type people.
>>40235738
This kid's just pissed because Sam shot up his school
>>40238130
>>40233204
Too bad it's actually caramel
There was a whole collection of these photos
Just reverse image it
>>40249419
>good weight too
>>40247497
chuckled
>>40246530
i haven't been this triggered in awhile
>>40233189
Look, it's kid Dylan Roof
>>40244858
I wish there were more. I really dig her face.
>>40240046
I wonder where the QR code leads to, but my phone wont scan it.
>>40237611
Oh fuck, I remember that thread. I was at work laughing so hard my face hurt.
>I know now, that Kingdom Hearts... is GAINS!
>>40246530
That's sad
>>40245332
>be on 4 hits of blotter at brother in law's apartment
>he doesn't smoke inside
>go outside for cigarette
>niggers setting up for some kind of birthday party
>sit on ground partially hidden behind charcoal grill
>an hour later we're peaking
>want a cigarette but paranoid of nigger neighbors
>fuck it, we'll be fine
>hey, neighbor! come here and let me talk to you
>it's some ninety-something black grandmother
>oh, fuck
>he goes over and she hollers at him to bring me, too
>tripping my fucking balls off trying to keep my shit together
>nigger grandmother was cool as shit, telling us funny stories and saying the filthiest shit
>gangsta ass nigger shows up and gives us ribs and shares a blunt with us and tells us stories about prison
>spend most of the time hanging out with two cool as black chicks about our own age
>everybody is pretty cool to us
>the only one who seemed to have a problem with us was some gq ass diddy nigger wearing a polo who was eyeballing us the whole time
>the only other white person there was his girl
>end up partying with the niggers for the entire rest of our trip
>10/10 day. would recommend partying with niggers while on acid to a friend
>>40252173
Did they know about your state of mind?
>>40249774
That's from Sweden dude, at this point I wouldn't be surprised if they made having testosterone levels above a teenage girl illegal
>>40252233
Not that they let on.
>>40252173
Nigs throw the best parties. I live in the South, and one of my close friends growing up was a nig. His mom called me "her white son" and they always had the best family reunion parties.
>>40239987
>that sip at the end
Fucking killed me top kek
>>40249522
>tfw flipping
so damn easy to make money holy shit
i can literally make 1m per day EASY
if you want my sekrits send me 1 gf
>>40251949
>40251949
UNDERRATED
>>40246530
the kid on the incline bar has loose change falling out of his pocket
>>40248914
>>40248178
They're called Zercher Squats, newfags. Legitimate exercise that people do. Involves more back and lats for stabilization of the weight, as well as biceps. This has nothing to do with CrossFit. A 4pl8 Zercher Squat is an ungodly amount of weight and definitely impressive by most standards. A 4pl8 Squat on its own is already respectable. 4pl8 front Squat is definitely remarkable. 4pl8 Zercher?
It was just too much weight for him.
>>40247480
those are osmium plates so like 500lb, that's why he's struggling so much
>>40234402
the timestamp is shopped over the original image; if you look at the rack as it stands blurred in the background it's in exactly the same position as in the first image
>>40251915
>that filename
Based Julius isn't a brit, you dumbfuck.
>>40244897
Yes, that's him
>>40239948
>i was just fucking with you
> :)
>idiot
holy fuck zyzz was hilarious.
>>40240552
>Rotating horse-stance
Unironically probably a really productive exercise.
>>40253440
seems like it would work your core the most
>>40238116
>>40240724
I want to f... Well, I suspect that one does not fuck this girl, one gets fucked by this girl. So, that. I want that.
>>40239980
every time i read this i laugh
>>40252948
HOLY SHIT HE DOES
>>40249419
>squat 3pl8 but I'll never have an ass like that
being male is suffering
why do women have it so easy
>>40252576
Does she know her cracker son likes to call her nig?
>>40238116
Stop that!!!!
>>40237515
Didn't know this was REKT bread
>>40237611
This is how I die, sides launched into orbit by /fit/
>>40249192
thats because you are english, you fucking bent over wanker.
>>40246943
>checking dubs on /po/
fucking lol
Anyone got that one with the kid standing in the room saying "grow, grow, grow"
>>40239880
>the retards who can't tell it's reversed by seeing the camera fucking shake as the weights hit the ground
>>40244841
Bill was likely in the picture doing some meme, which is why he thanks her. Don't be a moron
>>40238116
>>40244491
I didn't appreciate that you backlinked every single one of your previous posts, but the content was mostly primo
>>40240077
It would be better if his body in the first panel looked more like pic related.
>>40246540
Haha, how about stop taking drugs you fucking degenerate?
>>40235747
This is actually one of his only funny skits.
>>40249625
DAE natty everywhere except sweden?
>>40256219
https://youtu.be/O5Cqc6Beqm8?t=1m35s
this one is great
>>40245581
styling on u
>>40237611
That kid definitely killed himself, right? Am I the only one who thinks he 100% killed himself after that?
>>40248724
want to know how i can tell you've never been in the same building as an oly lifter in your life?
>>40249438
lad, that requires a modicum of anti-autism
please post a realistic scenario next time
>>40233005
perfect
>>40255617
how can you be this new
>>40233005
Ummm, whe'res the panties in 3rd pic. Cmon, unbelievable you'd where loose fitting jeans when i know dat ass is THICC
>>40249843
"Hot Stepmom"
Those kids dont look anything like her, no stretch marks, whatta fake bitch.
>>40245475
This
>>40245293
Its really fucking annoying
>>40246530
0:33 no way that dudes a dyel. think he's just trying to get a burn on but they told him to use a towel for the video
>>40244757
that last line always gets me good
>>40244503
>mfw im in that screencap
>>40256315
ruined my day senpai
>>40233204
>vs Executioner Smough
>>40244725
>Jesus dude, getting a bit close there?
Every time.
>>40252948
Oh, fuck, that's hilarious.
>>40244705
Relatively new to /fit/, story/context?
>>40257893
NOO