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It's not worth it.
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>>40232290
Social media has really ruined everyone. Most girls are whores aren't they?
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>>40232290
You meet a normal girl and then take her to the gym.
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>>40232329
Then she will leave me for Chad like she left this guy.
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I'm no redpill faggot, but girls who really lift only date dudes who REALLY lift
Like lets say you're at a bar trying to meet a girl. Youre being judged by clothes, attitude, youre probably bigger than the majority, cash, etc.
At a gym, or hitting on a serious lifting girl, shes mainly just going to judge you buy how huge you are. And chances are if youre on /fit/ and arent on /fraud/ you are simply not huge enough.
Ever see the types of dudes lifting chicks are with at the gym? Cause at mine theyre with 6'4'' Chads with shredded and huge bodies.
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>>40232418
Maybe I"m just good looking(doubt). But I dated a 9/10 gym stacy who I met like 2 weeks after going to my old gym and I was super DYEL.
She was super into me after the first time we met.
After I broke up with her had to start going to another gym cause it was just way to fucking awkward though. Don't shit where you eat I guess
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>>40232495
Height?
Please no estat
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>>40232495
Who approached who first and how?
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>>40232310
No. Try leaving your house now and then.
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>>40232397
she didnt leave him tho... ?
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How do I meet girls if I have no friends or social circles?
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>>40232754
>she didn't leave him though
But she did. In fact she made an entire post about it on tumblr.
http://shakenstirredandsouthern.tumblr.com/post/108454044864/to-the-woman-who-loves-him-next
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>>40232509
5'10ish
>tfw king of manlets
>>40232526
She didn't really approach me but she made it obvious that she was interested in me
>go to the room in my gym with dip machine
>usually that part of the gym is empty
>she comes in as well do do a leg press machine nearby
>go to do dumbell exercises
>benches usually empty
>she picks the one right next to me
>deadlifting
>she goes in and uses hacksquat on the opposite side of the room
>we pass each other in the hallway.
>We constantly make awkward eye contact
>etc.
I'm sort've an autist at the gym so I tried to ignore it and just assume I was being retarded for like 3 months before I talked to her.
>talk to her
>tell her I'm new to the city just small talk
>mention there's a street taco festival coming up that me and some of my friends are going too
>"omg yes I love taco's"
>we go together
>most of my work friends bail on me
>fuck I'm going to look like a friendless autist
>except for this one clutch dude who brings his future fiance
>look like a genius with a double date
Outside of two prostitutes in Europe I basically lost my virginity to her. Great relationship pity it didn't succeed out because of work.
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>>40232786
Heartbreaking, she went to Chads after
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>>40232290
College, Tinder or Friends.
>But Anon, I don't go to College, I am a NEET gym-rat
You are fucked.
>But Anon, Tinder is only full of sluts and degenerate women
You want a relationship? Are you a fag? Get your dick wet first.
>But Anon, I don't have any Friends
This is the hardest of the bunch, but get a hobby where you meet people. Yes even if it is anime. Go to a anime club and MEET people. Don't stop there though, since they are fucking weirdos(and that includes me yes) Get comfortable with "your kind" and then start to get comfortable with people outside your interests or click or whatever.
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>>40232795
>waited 3 months
Good call. That's not autistic so much as smart. At a gym theres lots of harmless mires and flirts but if you fuck up hitting on a girl your whole gym experience is fucked.
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>>40232786
Man... I can't help but feel she wrote this to save face
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>>40232772
Tinder?
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>>40233849
>no friends to take pictures of me
As far as I know mirror pics dont get you very far unless youre an 8/10
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>>40232290
She's not a pornstar, right?
She looks exactly like a bartender at a local bar that I went to high school with.
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>>40233891
I met people through it with shitty selfies, just find your best angle and take a pic. Maybe not a mirror pic though... A picture outdoors or somewhere interesting. If you think you're that ugly take it somewhere where the background kinda distracts the girl from your looks. Worth a try desu. Once you have that match just try to be as interesting as possible and don't just say "hi".
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>>40233947
I want to take a picture that looks like me though. Flattering, maybe, but not some fake ass picture to get someone to talk to me. When you go on the date, all you would see is disappointment.
It's like those fat chicks that only take pictures of their face
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>>40234063
Just be confident anon. I mean, what do you see when you swipe? Girls with make-up plastered on and pics of girls riding elephants or posing with tranquilized big cats. That sums up 70% of girls on Tinder (at least where I live), just take a pic where you aren't dressed like a slob and you look like you actually want to be alive and you'll get matches.
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>>40232795
How in the fuck does any of that first shit mean she's into you? I mean you the bench next to you makes sense but there's this whole hidden language in implication and body language I will never understand. I just ignore people and stare off into space when I'm in the gym.
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>>40232290
OP your pic doesnt lift tho
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>>40232290
>girl that "lifts"
Literally be on the functioning side of the spectrum and not hideous. Pro tip: Prepare to be tagged in five hundred instagram pics per week.
>girl that lifts
If you need to ask, you're either too small, too weak, or too beta. Pro tip: Consider looking for a female powerlifter with a mommy fetish for skinnyfat dyels
Or find a not too grossly obese or lazy gf that you can introduce to the gym. But, well, don't.
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>>40234152
Women have a very hard time showing outright interest in a man. Its not socially expected of them to approach guys, and they worry about coming off as too forward. So instead they try to create situations where it would be easy and convenient for a man theyre interested in to start talking to them. All this stuff seems like subtle nonsense to men, but its the nature of the game, and one we have to learn.
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>>40233947
What if I have fucked up teeth? Do I smile without showing teeth or nah?
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>>40234240
>Consider looking for a female powerlifter with a mommy fetish for skinnyfat dyels
o-ok
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>>40234423
How bad? I'm British and I did alright...
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>>40232290
Walk into a gym and find a girl working out
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>>40234282
So many times I have thought women were doing this type of thing with me and later I end up finding out they have a boyfriend and thanking god I didn't try to hit on them and blow up their ego.
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>>40234240
>Consider looking for a female powerlifter with a mommy fetish for skinnyfat dyels
Literally never seen a female powerlifter
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>>40234506
Yes completely serious I have never seen one IRL
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>>40234519
Well, maybe not IRL if you don't frequent certain places. But I thought you meant you literally never saw one in general, which is blasphemy.
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>>40234481
I have a gap in middle teeth like this faggot
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>>40232772
>>40233849
>>40233891
>>40233947
>>40233947
>>40234063
>>40234105
Let me tell you this man
DO NOT USE TINDER IF YOU DON'T HAVE FRIENDS OR A SOCIAL CIRCLE
The girl will expect you to show your "social value" in your profile because even though it's just an app to hookup with sluts, they still expect you to have a lot of social value
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>>40234556
Well as long as you don't look like you're made of wax or have a shitty haircut like him, I can't imagine it would draw too much attention. If the gap is like his I guess all you can do is make sure they don't go yellow or disgusting.
>>40234573
This guy is probably as correct as I am, it depends where you live. I live in rural England so the social status isn't that important, but if you live in a big city it may look weird if you have no friends at all.
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>>40234496
Eh, hitting on a girl who isnt interested isnt actually really all that big of a deal. It can really suck in the moment, but its not the end of the world or anything. You should try going for it more often, i bet youd find success.
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>>40232305
Truth. I'm from Beverly Hills and I'm surrounded by these types. 99% are pampered, childish, don't-know-how-to-do-shit-for-themselves, dick-magnets that are cripplingly insecure and are never satisfied no matter how much money, dick, or attention they get. Nice to look at, but they will make your life awful.
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>>40234591
>i bet youd find success
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>>40234609
>>40234609
>im from beverly hills
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>>40234609
Georgiafag here.
I've visited Cali and I don't know how you guys handle it. Cali seems like an easy place to get laid, but an impossible place to find love.
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>>40232310
Yes
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>>40234672
>Cali seems like an easy place to get laid,
reeeeeeee
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>>40234672
>easy place to get laid
It is literally the opposite. There are model tier men all over the place competing with your laughable aesthetics
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>>40234573
how the fuck can they determine your social circle from a tinder profile?
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>>40232305
Girls that lift are fine, and are a definite step up from couch potatoes. "Lifting girls", on the other hand, are bad news.
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>>40232397
>she improves herself and becomes a qt
>he stays the same nerdboy he was years ago
hmm
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>>40234728
All your pics are just of you, even worse, they're all mirror pics.
The perfect tinder profile is one where the first image is mostly of the (perfect) face. The next has you playing with some cute dog. The next might have you in some classy outfit like a suit with some friends and maybe some object in the picture indicating you have money. The last is with you at the beach shirtless playing some social game which "subtly" shows them how jacked you also are. Optional generic travel picture at somewhere like Machu Pichu, Grand Canyon, Paris, etc...
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>>40232786
that's disgusting
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>>40232305
It is, pic related
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>>40234282
underrated post
Seriously people, listen to this guy.
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>>40235152
Can I hire you to be my PR guy?
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>>40232795
Cool
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>>40232305
This. They're ultra whores.
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>>40232786
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>>40232786
The only explanation is that she cheated on him.
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>>40232418
Unfortunately I think this is the general rule of thumb. I see some above average to smoking hot girl that lift but the one thing they all have in common is a huge, or ripped bf. Like they all judge men based on different standard then normies
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>>40232310
most are only whores only on social media desu
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>>40235159
*sniffs* BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMP
"Are you ok anon?"
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>>40236260
I thought the BRAAAPPPPPPPP comes before the *sniff?*
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>>40234519
lots at university gyms
they are vapid whores
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>>40234698
not him but im from florida and got more matches in cali than i ever did here in florida.
maybe because im an /mu/fag whos into music so met lots of girl who had the same taste as me.
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>>40232290
How do I meet a girl that does SS + GOMAD?
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>>40232397
did she get breast implants?
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>>40232495
CHAD GET OUT!!!!!
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>this morning at the gym
>Almost alone, only some old guy there
>door opens, chick comes in
>I'm just setting up for bench, so I just look over quickly and then do my set
>she goes to the squat rack
>I finish my set, get up and get a better look
>blonde, tight ass, not thicc but not skinny either, nice fit body
>squats pushing her ass back, see thong through semi-see-through pants
>muh dick
>go to do pullups, watch her ass through the mirrors on the wall
>go back to bench, sit down, put reps and weight into app
>look up just as she turns around to get weight plates
>hideous horse face, acne scars, huge crooked nose, retard eyes
>almost puke in my mouth
Proof that lifting doesn't fix your face and you should never judge a woman by her body.
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>>40232290
tell your gf to start lifting.
she WILL leave you for someone she WILL meet at the gym, though.
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>>40237328
It's amazing her bones does not break
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>>40234105
How do I fake looking like I want to live?
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>>40232418
I have quite literally never heard anything as retarded.
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Leave some dumbells under a net. When she picks up the dumbells release the net. Rape. Profit
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