What kinda shorts do /fit/ wear? I wear cargo shorts all the time.

I wear basketball shorts to the gym

Cargoes are perfect for having room to store your V card

>>40222196
>I wear cargo shorts all the time.

I wear cargo shorts and carpenter jean shorts to the gym.

Cargo shorts and basketball shorts are the only way to go

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>>40222333

>>40222333
check'd and kek'd

>>40222196
All the time implies you don't take them off for sex, shitting, pissing, or showering. You stink

>>40222196
>cargo shorts

How's mentally being a fifteen year old?

Chinos

Guide I wrote on summer fashion :)

http://pastebin.com/2pSjLvne

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these

No one's got a handjob in cargo shorts since 'Nam

>>40222361
>>40223432
Nice meme guys

>>40223542
why even bother with the jacket if you're gonna wear fucking baggy ass jorts

>>40223558
90's thing.

>>40222196
Is this the current year?

I wear cargo shorts in public. What's wrong with that? What other shorts should I wear?

>>40223570
Superbad came out in the mid 2000s, though.

>>40223589
Flat, straight, no crease. Not tight but form fitting and ending right at or just above the knee.

>>40223557
>>40223589
The "never wear cargo shorts" is not a meme. You could get away with it in the early to mid 2000s but fashion and styles change.

Wearing cargo shorts objectively makes you unattractive. Get some fucking chinos, get some fucking 7"ers, throw out your fucking cargo shorts.

>>40223604
....
Yeah..it's a 90's thing.

>>40223636
wait seriously? it's that bad. Literally the only shorts I own are cargo and basketball shorts

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>>40223745
>Literally the only shorts I own are cargo and basketball shorts

>>40222196
WHO WEARS SHORT SHORTS?
I WEAR SHORT SHORTS

you are an child if you wear cargo shirts past the age of ~18

get chino shorts. if you wanna be stylish then get slim fit and knee length.
perferably in Navy or Tan/Khaki colors

>>40223636
I 100% agree with this

t. /fa/ggot

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You talkin shit on cargo shorts bruh

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>>40222196
i personally wear these for maximum comfort at the gym

>>40224119
Who tf calls it "Arms day"? That snapchat attention whore triggers me

>>40223891
they would look so much better in slimmer better fitting pants, like chinos

>>40224119
> swining the weight
> momentum doing all the work

stupid slut do some slow and controlled movements

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>>40224286
>He doesn't do arm day

>>40224460
I said "arms" with an s, not "arm"

>>40224462
>Arms day
Better sweetheart?

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>tfw want to wear rugby shorts but insecure about small legs

Cargo shorts is why you don't have a gf.

>>40223799
Thank

>>40222333
Fuckin double trips checked

LOL @ anyone not rocking Chubbies.

>>40223557
I can't imagine being that autistic

>>40225336
country club prep and southern proper also have good shorts

Outlier new ways >>>>

t. Mfa

>>40225315
This is the gayest shit I've ever seen
I would've be surprised if they were Swedish

>>40226156
Those are fucking Rhodesians mind you.

>>40223745
hahahha classic

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>not dressing Chad-style

>>40226156

>Not recognizing Rhodesian soldiers with their top tier tactical shorts.

>>40222196
>wearing shorts
Lmao

I wear my cargo shorts to work because I work in a warehouse and need to carry around a bunch of shit all the time, fight me

That being said, the shorts I normally wear outside of work don't fit me anymore, what should I be looking for at the thrift store?

>>40224450
idk if you noticed but she isnt at the gym to work out shes there to take videos of her being a whore

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There's nothing wrong with cargo shorts if they aren't baggy 1998 Abercrombie style you dorks

>>40226297
this actually looks really fucking stupid
>>40226672
this looks autistic

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>>40226686
And you're a dumbass yuropoor I'll assume

C H U B B I E S
H
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>>40223529
What colors for chinos?

>>40224450
I don't think you understand what swinging means since she's clearly not swinging

>>40222333
Implying you dont wear frayed jean shorts for enhanced mobility

>mfw people say to just wear chinos if you want to wear shorts

I would rather wear something that is both functional and good looking like cargo shorts rather than something that makes me look like a queer little schoolboy like fucking dress shorts. The hate against cargo shorts is the dumbest meme, how can you seriously dislike how aesthetically pleasing the pockets make them look and just give in to social pressure like that?

>>40226848
if you're fat cargo shorts are great because it helps to really sell that permavirgin basement dweller look

>>40226861
No argument just memes lmao.

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>>40226867

I don't know where to find shorts that are above the knee in the US. I found some that are a couple of inches above the knee from h&m.

>>40227513
chubbies, country club prep, southern proper

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JNCO jeans are back

>>40227732
thank god

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>>40223542
>tfw calflet

>>40225336
>>40226718
Chubbies are for freshman frat stars who think Sig Chi will give them a bid if they wear them to parties and classes

>>40227768
>not rushing alpha gamma
>making it
pick one

>>40226686
>this looks autistic
>this actually looks really fucking stupid
because you're poor

>>40226757
All colors

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>>40222196
>cargo shorts

>>40222196
>>/fa/

also

>wearing shorts past age 12
not gonna make it

>>40222196
>>>/fa/

>>40222739
good gif my man

>>/fa/ is <----- that way

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>>40226712
>>40228049
beta dyels detected. nope not euro. enjoy the extra pocket space faggots - too bad the outfit doesnt include a sheath for your katana

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/autismcore/

>>40226712
Look at the outfit in the middle. Seriously I would love to see your bitch ass wearing those gay af clothes. You would look like a fucking idiot

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>>40226686

> Alack, I say! These overwrought plebians hathn't the faintest idea how a TRUE gentlesir (such as myself, tut tut!) out to dress himself! By jove, they probably own not even a fedora!

>>40228670
Wanna know how I know you're a newfag?

>>40228713
see:>>40228690

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I unironically like shorts like pic related. I've never found a men's pair for sale though, only women's. Should I cop women's short shorts?

What about camo cargos?

>>40226712
holy shit the middle outfit is fucking stupid.
shorts is the last thing you do to cool down before slippers. why the fuck does he have boots and 3 layers of clothes on but is still in shorts

>>40226968

lmao

Do you retards ever shut the fuck up

faggots

>>40227919
>alpha gamma

LOL

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>>40227768
>Sigma Chi
>top tier
Step up your game.
All the girls know that Kappa Sig throws the best parties on campus.

>>40222333
>not wearing gyms to the basketball short

It's literally just

A FUCKING POCKET.

Why do people care so much?

Who else

>rugby shorts

here

>>40224472
>Better sweetheart?
no you literally said the thing he was triggered by you twat

>>40223891
manlet squad rollin deep.

Cargo shorts mostly
I have some heavy ones that I wear when I'm hauling shit for my live sound work, some nicer Levi's for general wear

>>40222196
Stubbies and home made high and tight jean cut offs. Bet you cunts are a bunch of pasty thigh leglets.

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>>40222196
the comfiest shorts know to mankind

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>>40223542
what is this

>>40228746

>dat moose knuckle

>>40222196
those thin sweat shorts that show off my butt

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>MFW he doesn't wear cargo pants
Cargo shorts are for small guys and hotheads, cargo pants are for real men and big guys.

>>40229915
Sig Chi is like the fuckboi fraternity which was my point. Kappa Sig are bros as well as ATO and Sig Pi

Sig Nus can fuck themselves too

>>40228746
maybe look at european designers?

>>40233564
http://www.hm.com/us/product/49650?article=49650-A

>>40224447
>they would look so much gayer

I fixed that for u senpai

>>40224119
>EVERYONE LOOK AT ME
>I'M A FEMALE LOOK AT ME
>GOT AN ASS LOOK AT ME
>PLEASE LOOK AT ME
>I PROMISE I WILL POST MORE ASS SHOTS LOOK AT ME PLEASE

>>40233551
>spring rushed Kappa Sig
>got invited back the next day
>nobody's there when I get there except for a small group of guys sitting at the table where you sign in, not even half way through the allotted visiting time
>didn't get a bid
I'm still pissed. Gonna rush in the fall again.

All of you straight fags wearing long ass shorts not showing off the quads, aka the most masculine part of the leg. Sad!

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Some of my shorts.
Left are Jean shorts, first two long for comfort, third short above knee. Third is only cargo I now own and seldom wear, next is Chad style above knee, and following two are still above knee but not as short.

>used to wear cargo and strap sandals as a teenager, wore whatever was comfy, cringe at old photos.
>aeropostale and gap
>Turn 19
>get fit, change style, adopt a normal and healthy social life and stop playing vidya
>express, banana republic, h&m, guess, Calvin Klein etc.)
>years go by, acquire gorgeous gf now of 2 years. She was attracted to me initially because of face, physique and style (admittedly dress like interest flag)
>girls always interested but assume gay

I wore cargos while with current gf ONCE because I was literally going tucking hiking, and she asked me to NEVER wear them again and thought it was hilarious.

>>40233715
*fourth is only cargo I now own

>>40233715
*admittedly dress like pinterest fag*
Fuck this tablet and autocorrect

>>40223529
what if my legs are too big for chinos

>>40228746
Soffee

>>40234167
Soffe* rather

Best shorts for showing off dick gainz

Silver/gray

>>40227732
No memes, the only people I see rocking jncos are meth heads.

health and fitness, right?

>>40228586
>those giant-sized feet

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>>40233706
>tfw tried to get a bid at tke
>FUCKING TKE
>tried to be funny and personable
>too autistic and they were put off
>tell me the next day is only for callbacks so theyll text me if i should come
>the next day was another sorta openhouse day

I couldnt even make it into tke brehs... also i dropped out not too long after

So uhm, what sort of shorts are acceptable to wear to the gym?

>>40223745
The thing is everyone thinks you're a faggot.

Pretty soon you'll start to notice all the other faggots wearing cargo shorts too.

You need to stop, anon.

>>40233706
>spring rushed

There's your issue. Go to all prerush parties next fall and get to know the juniors, seniors, pledge trainers, etc. Obviously try to get to know them now and if you have any friends in the fraternity, try and get in to parties during the year.

>>40234269
Should've offered them coke or vvyvanse. Would've let you in immediately. But TKE is small enough where they can get away with being picky sometimes

Should've gone Sig Pi. They let basically anyone that's not a retard in but they somehow choose decent dudes and the shitters get weeded during pledgeship