>that first heart attack of the day

>>40218251
Nobody unironically drinks this shit dude.

>>40218270
i just had two

>>40218251
Pussy
If those two students who accidentally got 30g of caffein in a study instead of 0,3mg survived then so can he

>>40218270
actually 1 can everyday, so what

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>mfw I used to drink 4 a day

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>>40218251
>tfw to intelligent to not sip

>>40218281
RIP

Here in Sweden they actually restrict this and you have to be over 15 to buy them. Problem is kids are retarded and drink this shit like water; one or two cans a day is nothing, way less caffeine than anyone who works an office job gets per day. If you're young and drink 5 cans a day then maybe that's a problem if you aren't used to caffeine. Then again I have older relatives who easily down 10 cups of strong, black, turkish coffee on a slow day, so maybe some people are just pussies who can't take their caffeine?

>>40218251
Shit, somebody should sue alcohol. I hear loads of people die from drinking too much of that too.

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>mfw I drink 2 cans of energy drinks and 2 xl coffees a day average usually more
>still feel tired all day at work
I think I need to take a break from caffeine for a while, it doesn't do a thing for me anymore.

I can chug a coffee and energy drink and go to bed no problem right after.

>>40218251
>people actually drink shit like this
What's wrong with water, milk, coffee and tea?

>>40218515
I drink them on long drives which I do often for work, you can get an energy drink down faster than hot coffee so you get jolted quick.

>>40218515
TESCO MEAL DEAL

Probobly not used to caffine, once your body is used to caffine 3-4 monsters shouldnt kill you

>>40218515
*sips fedora*

Welcome to /fit/ by the way.

>>40218270
That's where you're wrong, kiddo.

>>40219905
Hello fellow britfag

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>>40218270
Wow you are new. Sips is a great preworkout.

>>40218251
bet he drank the big cans of green that specifically tell you to limit the amount you drink

bet it wasn't the caffeine either, but the sugar. same thing happened to a kid i knew who drank nothing but mountain dew and played hockey. he survived, but had fucking extreme beetus after.

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>>40221065
>extreme beetus

Oh I am laffin

>>40218457

iirc, it makes a big difference if you get it throughout the day vs all at once

>>40218270
literally everyone on this board does bucko

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>>40218270

>>40218251

>inferior green sips

There's your problem

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>That first HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG of the day

>>40222363
not me lmao

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>>40222493

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>>40219905
>>40220981
w8 a sec, monster isn't a part of the meal deal, or is my local tesco a fucking scam?

>>40218317
>dab

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Mfw I'm such a teetotaler that the worst I've ever had is Gatorade

>>40218251
The kids a pussy. At 16 I drank 2 on a 15 minute lunch break.

> Drink 60 oz of Starbucks iced coffee, with no ice and light cream and sugar. Everyday. For about a year now.
Help.

>>40218270
I was, hand to moot, drinking a can every morning before it was a meme on here.

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>>40223863
>i make up stories to impress random neets on the internet
How pathetic can you get?

>>40223863
>hand to moot
you fucking neet fag

>>40223925
It's not made up. I was buying it years ago. Still am.

>>40223961
I'm better off than you chumperoni.

>>40218251
>last

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>>40223992
>chumperoni
lol

Who here sips with ice??? Is sipping with ice weird?

>>40224039
> Ice

If it's not a fountain pop there's no point

Related can you imagine monster fountain

>>40218287
>Who were rushed into dialysis

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I drink either one each other day.

Rockstar master race

>>40218496
I used to be like this.

Don't take a break from caffeine, stop it.

You will be less tired at all times. Only problem is, when you do have a glass of coke, it might actually keep you from falling asleep.
But who drinks soda more than a few times per year amirite?

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>>40223863
Me too. Started last March.

>>40224039
I do. Makes it last a little longer, hydrates a little better. It's a win-win.

>>40218270
Only the true king of /fit/, Reviewbrah, drinks Monster with a passion.

>>40218270
Dude battlefield dog

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>>40218270
Newfag of the year

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he will never sip as hard as me

>>40218251
>having three and a half Monsters

Fucking retard. Just one already lets you leave humanity behind, that's why it's called MONSTER. Guess he must have wanted to leave existence behind as well.

I'm trying to get my sleeping back on schedule by doing an allnighter, and had 3 earlier. I just lifted, and I have a fourth in the fridge that I was about to drink. Should I be worried?

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>>40218251
>16 oz. cans have a warning limit of 3 cans a day
>teenage dipshit drinks 84 oz.
>dies
Well color me surprised.

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>that kid who drank too much V in the park before school and died

>>40224075
>DYELysis

my mate used to get nosebleeds cause he drank 6 a day everyday

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>>40218515
I think everyone that drinks this garbage is under 25. Chalk it up to the retardation of youth.

>>40222742


>you
>not a redditor

Pick 1

>>40224890

26 here and I drink relentless

>>40224616
M8 the daily recommended maximum should be a lot lower than 0.5 of the fatal dosage

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>>40220587
Yeah the amount this kid drank is only 602mg of caffeine. I surpass that amount pretty much daily.

Now the other shit that's in this shit, I'm not so sure. Regardless I'm guessing he had something else going on medically that played a factor.

>>40224901
And obviously just straight up retardation plays into it. Marketing to retards is where the money is it at.

>>40223842
Mate just make it yourself.. save a bunch of money. That's like 120$ a month

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>>40218270
Are you fucking dumb? I just had 2 (for 4$) with my PWO meal.

>>40224907
Closer to 850mg of caffeine. He was drinking the giant 24oz cans, not the standard ones.

~600 mg of caffeine causing a heart attack.

lmfao.

try shit genetics and birthing a kid that suffers sudden cardiac death syndrome.

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>>40225032
>tfw one can for 0,99 at LIDL

>>40218457
The caffeine isnt the only problem

>>40225221

What is the problem?

>>40225089
Caffeine doesn't cause sudden cardiac death.

Unrelated points.

Read a book.

>>40225262

Not sure if you're retarded but that's exactly my point.

Caffeine doesn't cause sudden cardiac death.

Please contain your teenage desire to be argumentative and instead focus on what the other person is saying before hitting 'post'.