Gym Noobie

Soon as you pay the membership fee.

I want to be her boy toy

>>40217434

I would let her sit on my face and piss in my mouth if you guys know what I mean.

.5/1/2/3 pl8. Literally everyone who squat is donig like 155-185 for quarter squats. So fucking weak

Spent 4 months in the machine section with the women and the disabled. Then realised they guys in the free weights weren't big ol' stereotypes but actually good lads.

1/2/3/4
was the point when I realized Iam not a weak faggot.

still weak by /fit/ standards.
but well, everyone here is supposed to be a 225lb bodybuilder/powerlifter.

>>40217460
>membership fee
university gym

>>40217501
I think I understand.

>>40217737
Soon as you walk in then. Being stronger doesn't make a gym "yours". People IRL don't have that competitive mindset usually, if they're casual lifters, like most of us here.

>>40217758
It's more like regularity.
Like I was at the gym late last night and the receptionist guy just left and some guy that is obviously there very often and was there for a long time that evening who knows him got to stay longer and told him he'd lock up.

Like I've only been going for two weeks I wouldn't be trusted like that.

are those anal beads around her neck?

>>40217887
Yes, but she likes to "pull the starter rope" to get her lover's "chainsaw" going rather than use them on her self

When you notice the regulars. Alternately when the regulars notice you as a regular.

>>40217434
MOMMMY MOMMMY ANON WANT MILKY

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>>40218259
Alright love but promise me that you'll wash afterwards

>>40217501
I wonder, does older woman pee taste different than young girl pee? Or are there racial differences? By pure happenstance I've only had two young latinas pee in my mouth.

>>40217500
>>40218343
Fugg I've been flirting with a cougar at work and I think I should pull the trigger. She's in her 40s and from Sicily, great shape, beautiful skin and hair. Earlier today she came by and we made plans to do a happy hour after work this week.
>tfw her son is 3 years younger than me

>>40218591
meet him, wink at him, then later pound his mothers hips into a cast and wheelchair.

>>40218591
I know a guy (who was 18 at the time) who fucked an older married woman with a daughter his age.

Turned out she was mentally ill and needed sectioning in the end. He got laid plenty of times but she was a bit of a nymphomaniac so he backed off. Problem is he had the same job as her.

>>40218591
Boss who is 20 years older than me gave me a ride home within a week of me starting work. She let me drive and I got a blowie after. Had sex the next month during a holiday stay cation.

Shit is cash